Hey look everyone, Laurie's back
Jason Wakeling
When a joined in the hilarity just a few weeks ago Laurie was about.
Then all of a sudden she left. I was worried, I was spooked. You see I
thought I had interupted her train of thought and pushed her out. But
now, PRAISE THE LORD, she's back and I can go back to being normal.
By the way She's come back with a bang hasn't she.
--
Jason W
OOAQIC I82QB4IP
Ryan Macklin
In article <xxREIJAP...@gnilekaw.demon.co.uk>,
Please don't crosspost. The appropriate group to post this on is
alt.fanatics.of.laurie.JP.sage
Ryan :)
Matthew Manzano
In message <xxREIJAP...@gnilekaw.demon.co.uk>
Jason Wakeling <ja...@gnilekaw.demon.co.uk> writes:
> By the way She's come back with a bang hasn't she.
~~~~
You wish mate :)
--
Mons.
"Are you a god ?"
"...No."
"Then...DIE !"
Lee
I span my nipple nuts and was boxed off to Alaska when Jason Wakeling
<ja...@gnilekaw.demon.co.uk> said:
Re: Laurie
>By the way She's come back with a bang hasn't she.
If you want my opinion, I think she just lurked for a while to get
some sympathy; then when people finally started noticing her absence
she could post again for maximum effect. :)
--
Any one failing to maintain their list will be put on the black list.
Jason Wakeling
In article <199612070...@zetnet.co.uk>, Matthew Manzano
<m.ma...@zetnet.co.uk> writes
>In message <xxREIJAP...@gnilekaw.demon.co.uk>
> Jason Wakeling <ja...@gnilekaw.demon.co.uk> writes:
>
I didn't mean it like THAT. I don't want Laurie thinking that I'm some
sort of sex crazed pervert.
(Jason thinks of a certain *other* thread and hopes that no one else
does, otherwise I will be labeled as a sex crazed pervert...... Oh well
the secret had to come out some time)
>You wish mate :)
AH!!! A Genie is in our midst.
Oh,oh,oh,oh,oh,oh......Does that mean I can have *free* wishes.
--
Jason W
I thought cunnilingus was the Irish national airline until I discovered Smirnof.
The Cat
In article <GkhZNJAB...@gnilekaw.demon.co.uk>
ja...@gnilekaw.demon.co.uk "Jason Wakeling" writes:
> >You wish mate :)
>
> AH!!! A Genie is in our midst.
> Oh,oh,oh,oh,oh,oh......Does that mean I can have *free* wishes.
I'd always wish for more wishes. If that wasn't allowed
I wish to have the ability to grant wishes.
--
'Coz they didn't have enough gold to make a cow?
Jason Wakeling
In article <850152...@amspa.demon.co.uk>, The Cat
<C...@amspa.demon.co.uk> writes
>In article <GkhZNJAB...@gnilekaw.demon.co.uk>
> ja...@gnilekaw.demon.co.uk "Jason Wakeling" writes:
>
>> >You wish mate :)
>>
>> AH!!! A Genie is in our midst.
>> Oh,oh,oh,oh,oh,oh......Does that mean I can have *free* wishes.
>
>I'd always wish for more wishes. If that wasn't allowed
>I wish to have the ability to grant wishes.
>
Wouldn't that be, I mean, like, er, DANGEROUS
The skull-capped goblin
In article <587nbe$8qo...@dialin.csus.edu>,
mack...@csus.edu (Ryan Macklin) wrote:
>In article <xxREIJAP...@gnilekaw.demon.co.uk>,
> Jason Wakeling <ja...@gnilekaw.demon.co.uk> wrote:
>>
>>When a joined in the hilarity just a few weeks ago Laurie was about.
>>Then all of a sudden she left. I was worried, I was spooked. You see I
>>thought I had interupted her train of thought and pushed her out. But
>>now, PRAISE THE LORD, she's back and I can go back to being normal.
>>
>>By the way She's come back with a bang hasn't she.
FLASH!
BANG!
HURRAH!
[how can I manage to delete the first post of my own thread without reading
it first? <sob>]
>Please don't crosspost. The appropriate group to post this on is
> alt.fanatics.of.laurie.JP.sage
By god, no - the place is so damned full of quivering blokies a girl could
suffocate in the juices alone, and I'm not talking orange here, y'know what
I mean?
Woof!
_-Laurie-_
#One able to advance on you
And ram down Satan's thrite#
[God rest you merry aturders]
_-Laurie-_
My point is that we are assassins.
We are cut-throats. We kill.qJ qLô qOä qRÔ qUÄ qX´ q[¤ q^” qa„ qdt qgd qjT qmD qp4 qs$ qv qy q
The skull-capped goblin
In article <199612070...@zetnet.co.uk>,
Matthew Manzano <m.ma...@zetnet.co.uk> wrote:
>In message <xxREIJAP...@gnilekaw.demon.co.uk>
> Jason Wakeling <ja...@gnilekaw.demon.co.uk> writes:
>
>> By the way She's come back with a bang hasn't she.
> ~~~~
>You wish mate :)
<snigger>
As long as it wasn't a leg and a wing to see the king.
_-Laurie-Oddly confused by her own sentence_
The skull-capped goblin
In article <32aa97ca...@znews.zetnet.co.uk>,
lee.w...@zetnet.co.uk (Lee) wrote:
>I span my nipple nuts and was boxed off to Alaska when Jason Wakeling
><ja...@gnilekaw.demon.co.uk> said:
>
>Re: Laurie
>
>>By the way She's come back with a bang hasn't she.
>
>If you want my opinion, I think she just lurked for a while to get
>some sympathy; then when people finally started noticing her absence
>she could post again for maximum effect. :)
Oy! I take that as a personal instinct, Mr Weeeny - it is a well known fact
that I am *incapable* of lurking...otherwise I'd not be nearly so curious
about this thought Sam's so retisant to share with us all...<eg>
_-Laurie-_
Matthew Manzano
In message <AED44105...@goblinc.demon.co.uk>
lau...@goblinc.demon.co.uk (The skull-capped goblin) writes:
> >
> >> By the way She's come back with a bang hasn't she.
> > ~~~~
> >You wish mate :)
> <snigger>
Yep she's back.
> As long as it wasn't a leg and a wing to see the king.
Hmmm...
> _-Laurie-_
> My point is that we are assassins.
> We are cut-throats. We kill.qJ qL qO qR qU qX q[ q^ qa
qdt qgd qjT qmD qp4 qs$ qv qy q
These assassins...not from around these parts are they ?
Ryan Macklin
Oceans parted and earthquakes ceased, as Friday <fri...@cobalt.demon.co.uk>
spoke unto the heathen world...
>In article <850152...@amspa.demon.co.uk>
> C...@amspa.demon.co.uk "The Cat" writes:
>
>> In article <GkhZNJAB...@gnilekaw.demon.co.uk>
>> ja...@gnilekaw.demon.co.uk "Jason Wakeling" writes:
>>
>> > >You wish mate :)
>> >
>> > AH!!! A Genie is in our midst.
>> > Oh,oh,oh,oh,oh,oh......Does that mean I can have *free* wishes.
>>
>> I'd always wish for more wishes.
>
>As long as you limit them. Wishing for infinite wishes
>is dangerous. Consider the time when you say "I wish I
>could do that again". So you would, including the final
>wish, and be locked in an eternal cycle. Not big, and
>certainly not clever.
I could like my with just two wishes:
[1] Omnipotence
[2] Omniscience
I believe that covers everything.
>--
>Whose motorcycle is this?
I told you, it's a 'chopper' baby.
Ryan
Ryan Macklin
Oceans parted and earthquakes ceased, as lau...@goblinc.demon.co.uk (The
skull-capped goblin) spoke unto the heathen world...
>In article <587nbe$8qo...@dialin.csus.edu>,
>mack...@csus.edu (Ryan Macklin) wrote:
>>Please don't crosspost. The appropriate group to post this on is
>> alt.fanatics.of.laurie.JP.sage
>
>By god, no - the place is so damned full of quivering blokies a girl could
>suffocate in the juices alone, and I'm not talking orange here, y'know what
>I mean?
>
>Woof!
Ah, so you do lead a night-life, eh lass?
Ryan
--
Laurie - goddess of Bristol
Sam Deth
The skull-capped goblin wrote:
>otherwise I'd not be nearly so curious
> about this thought Sam's so retisant to share with us all...<eg>
Like you can't guess what it is.
> _-Laurie-_
> #One able to advance on you
> And ram down Satan's thrite#
> [God rest you merry aturders]
Us what????? aturders??? You calling us turds? Are youcalling us
shit?
Geez...some ppl...
And now for her second sig....
> _-Laurie-_
> My point is that we are assassins.
> We are cut-throats. We kill.qJ qLô qOä qRÔ qUÄ qX´ q[¤ q^” qa„ qdt qgd qjT qmD qp4 qs$ qv qy q
If I saw a
qJ qLô qOä qRÔ qUÄ qX´ q[¤ q^” qa„ qdt qgd qjT qmD qp4 qs$ qv qy q
I'd kill it too. ;)
Sam Deth
--
qJ qLô qOä qRÔ qUÄ qX´ q[¤ q^” qa„ qdt qgd qjT qmD qp4 qs$ qv qy q
Look!!! There it is!!! kill it boys!!!
/me watches the Deth Squad kill the unpronouncable monster
Paul Freeman
mack...@csus.edu (Ryan Macklin) wrote:
>I could like my with just two wishes:
>[1] Omnipotence
>[2] Omniscience
>I believe that covers everything.
Sorry, you forgot the omibus
This is your default .sig
Charles Daniels
>>As long as you limit them. Wishing for infinite wishes
>>is dangerous. Consider the time when you say "I wish I
>>could do that again". So you would, including the final
>>wish, and be locked in an eternal cycle. Not big, and
>>certainly not clever.
> I could like my with just two wishes:
> [1] Omnipotence
> [2] Omniscience
How about Omnibreadeating?
--
: Fidonet: Charles Daniels 1:203/42 .. speaking for only myself.
: Internet: Charles...@42.gigo.com
Ryan Macklin
Oceans parted and earthquakes ceased, as pfr...@netcomuk.co.uk (Paul
Freeman) spoke unto the heathen world...
>mack...@csus.edu (Ryan Macklin) wrote:
>
>>I could cover everything with just two wishes:
>>[1] Omnipotence
>>[2] Omniscience
>
>>I believe that covers everything.
>
>Sorry, you forgot the omibus
Which is?
>This is your default .sig
Ryan
--
This is my default .sig
Ryan Macklin
Oceans parted and earthquakes ceased, as Charles...@42.gigo.com
(Charles Daniels) spoke unto the heathen world...
>>>As long as you limit them. Wishing for infinite wishes
>>>is dangerous. Consider the time when you say "I wish I
>>>could do that again". So you would, including the final
>>>wish, and be locked in an eternal cycle. Not big, and
>>>certainly not clever.
>
>> I could like my with just two wishes:
>> [1] Omnipotence
>> [2] Omniscience
>
>How about Omnibreadeating?
Nah, I thought that we agreed that you'd take that one.
I'll take, as my third wish, Omnilove!
Omnilovin' Ryan
Raz
[Re: <AED44106...@goblinc.demon.co.uk>]
I upped and joined the circus when The skull-capped goblin wrote:
>...otherwise I'd not be nearly so curious
> about this thought Sam's so retisant to share with us all...<eg>
Hmm, that'll probably be a thing I included in some mail to you when you
were away, but it bounced back at the time.
I still have it at work, I believe. I'll send it through again on Monday -
unless Sam buys me off beforehand... ;)
Raz
Paul Freeman
mack...@csus.edu (Ryan Macklin) wrote:
>>>I could cover everything with just two wishes:
>>>[1] Omnipotence
>>>[2] Omniscience
>>
>>>I believe that covers everything.
>>
>>Sorry, you forgot the omibus
>Which is?
An omibus is a really powerful transporter of people that arrives at
every bus stop simultaniously. It is rarely seen on this planet, but
there is a more common version called and omi-mini-bus which arrives
in threes.
Not spelt omnibus to avoid confusion with omnibus editions of soap
operas shown at the weekend.
>>This is your default .sig
>This is my default .sig
Paul
--
That was your default .sig
Laurie JP Sage
In article <199612112...@zetnet.co.uk>,
Matthew Manzano <m.ma...@zetnet.co.uk> wrote:
>We kill.qJ qL qO qR qU qX q[ q^ qa
> qdt qgd qjT qmD qp4 qs$ qv qy q
>
>These assassins...not from around these parts are they ?
Sig machines make odd noises when they're clinging on for dear
life...hahahahaa!
_-Laurie-_
"I'm telling you man, she wants your bodily fluids."
Laurie JP Sage
In article <32af52c9...@news.csus.edu>,
mack...@csus.edu (Ryan Macklin) wrote:
>I could like my with just two wishes:
>[1] Omnipotence
>[2] Omniscience
>
>I believe that covers everything.
Because [3] Insanity would come on its own ;)
I dunno what I'd wish for...it's a bit dodgy wishing for anything; the way
I figured it as a good ol' never-get-something-for-nothing Thatchers child
(that'll provoke some interesting responses), the actual *phrasing* of the
wish would have to be verrrry carefully considered and worded in just the
right way. You know how tricky these genis can be.
Be careful what you wish for, it might come true.
Jason Wakeling
In article <ad4_961...@gigo.com>, Charles Daniels
<Charles...@42.gigo.com> writes
>>>As long as you limit them. Wishing for infinite wishes
>>>is dangerous. Consider the time when you say "I wish I
>>>could do that again". So you would, including the final
>>>wish, and be locked in an eternal cycle. Not big, and
>>>certainly not clever.
>
>> [1] Omnipotence
>> [2] Omniscience
>
Wait you missed Omnibus!!!!
--
Jason W.
Starkle, Starkle little twink. I'm not as peep as drunkle think. I'm not under
the affluence of incohol. Though many thinkle peep I am.
Raz
While gambolling through the meadows, Ryan Macklin wrote:
> [1] Omnipotence
> [2] Omniscience
>
> I believe that covers everything.
Ah, unfortunately you're forgetting that both of those are merely human
concepts, and are therefore confined to the realm of human experience...
Raz
Charles Daniels
>>>>As long as you limit them. Wishing for infinite wishes
>>>>is dangerous. Consider the time when you say "I wish I
>>>>could do that again". So you would, including the final
>>>>wish, and be locked in an eternal cycle. Not big, and
>>>>certainly not clever.
>>> I could like my with just two wishes:
>>> [1] Omnipotence
>>> [2] Omniscience
>>How about Omnibreadeating?
> Wait you missed Omnibus!!!!
No man, I gave up the Omnibus in the 70s....or was that the Magic Bus?
Charles Daniels
>>>>As long as you limit them. Wishing for infinite wishes
>>>>is dangerous. Consider the time when you say "I wish I
>>>>could do that again". So you would, including the final
>>>>wish, and be locked in an eternal cycle. Not big, and
>>>>certainly not clever.
>>> I could like my with just two wishes:
>>> [1] Omnipotence
>>> [2] Omniscience
>>How about Omnibreadeating?
> Nah, I thought that we agreed that you'd take that one.
> I'll take, as my third wish, Omnilove!
> Omnilovin' Ryan
Disgustin'
Ryan Macklin
Oceans parted and earthquakes ceased, as pfr...@netcomuk.co.uk (Paul
Freeman) spoke unto the heathen world...
>mack...@csus.edu (Ryan Macklin) wrote:
>
>>>>I could cover everything with just two wishes:
>>>>[1] Omnipotence
>>>>[2] Omniscience
>>>
>>>>I believe that covers everything.
>>>
>>>Sorry, you forgot the omibus
>
>>Which is?
>
>An omibus is a really powerful transporter of people that arrives at
>every bus stop simultaniously. It is rarely seen on this planet, but
>there is a more common version called and omi-mini-bus which arrives
>in threes.
>
>Not spelt omnibus to avoid confusion with omnibus editions of soap
>operas shown at the weekend.
I perfer omnipresence.
>>>This is your default .sig
>
>>This is my default .sig
>
>That was your default .sig
>
Ryan
--
It still is my default .sig
Ryan Macklin
Oceans parted and earthquakes ceased, as to...@tsys.demon.co.uk (Tom
Wheeley) spoke unto the heathen world...
>On Thursday, in article <32af52c9...@news.csus.edu>
> mack...@csus.edu "Ryan Macklin" wrote:
>
>> I could like my with just two wishes:
>> [1] Omnipotence
>> [2] Omniscience
>
>1'll do me. With Omnipotence I could make myself omniscient, and a
>damn-sight more omni's as well. About the only thing I _wouldn't_ be able
>to do is post something to this newsgroup without some dodgy follow-up.
>That's a fundamental rule of wossname, you see.
Actually 1 cannot give you 2. 2 however, can give you 1, as 2 will tell you
how to get to 1, without know how (covered in 2), 1 cannot get you 2.
1 is like having a car
2 is like knowing how to drive a car
Ryan
Paul Freeman
mack...@csus.edu (Ryan Macklin) wrote:
>I perfer omnipresence.
where are you then?
>>>>This is your default .sig
>>
>>>This is my default .sig
>>
>>That was your default .sig
>>
>It still is my default .sig
--
This is no longer my default .sig
Ryan Macklin
Oceans parted and earthquakes ceased, as r...@digint.co.uk (Raz) spoke unto
the heathen world...
>While gambolling through the meadows, Ryan Macklin wrote:
>
>> [1] Omnipotence
>> [2] Omniscience
>>
>> I believe that covers everything.
>
>Ah, unfortunately you're forgetting that both of those are merely human
>concepts, and are therefore confined to the realm of human experience...
But I m human, therefore I wuld get the human equivalent to them, aka
knowing everything according to human experience and being able to do
anythuing according to human experience.
Ryan
Ryan Macklin
Oceans parted and earthquakes ceased, as lau...@goblinc.demon.co.uk (Laurie
JP Sage) spoke unto the heathen world...
>In article <32af52c9...@news.csus.edu>,
>mack...@csus.edu (Ryan Macklin) wrote:
>
>>I could like my with just two wishes:
>>[1] Omnipotence
>>[2] Omniscience
>>
>>I believe that covers everything.
>
>Because [3] Insanity would come on its own ;)
no, that was my present for my 17th birthday.
>I dunno what I'd wish for...it's a bit dodgy wishing for anything; the way
>I figured it as a good ol' never-get-something-for-nothing Thatchers child
>(that'll provoke some interesting responses), the actual *phrasing* of the
>wish would have to be verrrry carefully considered and worded in just the
>right way. You know how tricky these genis can be.
>
>Be careful what you wish for, it might come true.
I wish I could go anywhere anytime merely by the power of the mind, and be
able to take anything and/or anyone with me.
Ryan
Laurie JP Sage
In article <850528352...@mushroom.demon.co.uk>,
r...@mushroom.demon.co.uk (Raz) wrote:
>>...otherwise I'd not be nearly so curious
>> about this thought Sam's so retisant to share with us all...<eg>
>
>Hmm, that'll probably be a thing I included in some mail to you when you
>were away, but it bounced back at the time.
Ohhh cruel fate - why do you mock me so?! =)
>I still have it at work, I believe. I'll send it through again on Monday -
>unless Sam buys me off beforehand... ;)
Aw, but is the joy of money worth the risk that comes with betraying
someone you'll have to see in person next week?
_-Laurie-_
"Good Lord! Tick! You've been hit in the head by a... ...by a meteor!"
"I can understand your amazement, Arthur. But believe me, the novelty wears
off after the first few times."
Nick Honeywell
In article <AEEC978C9...@goblinc.demon.co.uk>, Laurie JP Sage
<lau...@goblinc.demon.co.uk> writes
>In article <850528352...@mushroom.demon.co.uk>,
>r...@mushroom.demon.co.uk (Raz) wrote:
>
>>Hmm, that'll probably be a thing I included in some mail to you when you
>>were away, but it bounced back at the time.
>
>Ohhh cruel fate - why do you mock me so?! =)
Oh don't worry, the recital is and 5:30, there's plenty of time to go
see Truckasaurus afterwards.
--
Nick Honeywell
Laurie JP Sage
In article <32bcf721...@news.csus.edu>,
mack...@csus.edu (Ryan Macklin) wrote:
>>>I could like my with just two wishes:
>>>[1] Omnipotence
>>>[2] Omniscience
>>>
>>>I believe that covers everything.
>>
>>Because [3] Insanity would come on its own ;)
>
>no, that was my present for my 17th birthday.
You *too*?
>>Be careful what you wish for, it might come true.
>
>I wish I could go anywhere anytime merely by the power of the mind, and be
>able to take anything and/or anyone with me.
So, everytime you move your little finger - whatever time it is - you have
no idea *where* you'll end up...or who with.
<puts on solemn geni voice>
It is granted.
_-Laurie-_
Christmas morning and the joy of automated toys:
"It *must* have an off button!"
Ryan Macklin
Oceans parted and earthquakes ceased, as lau...@goblinc.demon.co.uk (Laurie
JP Sage) spoke unto the heathen world...
>In article <32bcf721...@news.csus.edu>,
>mack...@csus.edu (Ryan Macklin) wrote:
>
>>>>I could like my with just two wishes:
>>>>[1] Omnipotence
>>>>[2] Omniscience
>>>>
>>>>I believe that covers everything.
>>>
>>>Because [3] Insanity would come on its own ;)
>>
>>no, that was my present for my 17th birthday.
>
>You *too*?
My family all chiped in to give it to me.
>>>Be careful what you wish for, it might come true.
>>
>>I wish I could go anywhere anytime merely by the power of the mind, and be
>>able to take anything and/or anyone with me.
>
>So, everytime you move your little finger - whatever time it is - you have
>no idea *where* you'll end up...or who with.
>
><puts on solemn geni voice>
>
>It is granted.
Cool.
/me move his lit'l finger to press a key
Wow! It worked!
I'm...I'm...a centremetre away!
Ryan
--
smilies free of charge :)