Brother Jim Speaks!
Dave Gross
Hello you drug crazed, booze guzzling, sex perverted, rock and Roll
freaks! This is the one and only Bro. Jim coming to you live from Cal. Poly.
San Luis Obispo, Ca. Bro. Jed is presently in the L.A. area. Oh yes,
Sister Pat is with me also.
I understand that some of you out there don't like the fact that we
know that you are tracking us. Tough! I'm even on this computer today. You
have to get up early in the morning to get one on Brother Jim.
I have just finished preaching against oral sex. Three girls admitted
to doing it with their boyfriends. That is disgusting! Would you stick
pizza up your nose? I told her that she was a "sperm-sucking sinner" and that
her boyfriend was a "vaginal-juice sucking sinner." She was glad for the
information.
I also just encountered evil-lutionists and I showed him that
Miller's experiment which produced an L-amino acid could not explain the
creation of life seeing that amino acids are water soluble. Also, all of you
evil-lutionists have accepted one of the three fundamental building blocks
of becoming a homosexual.
Just to make sure that you believe that this is really Brother Jim,
I was saved on November the seventh, 1980 in Evansville, Indiana at Robert's
Municipal Stadium where 13,000 people were in attendance at a Van Halen
concert. And I was there, my mind pumped full of drugs and booze, standing
five feet from the stage, playing my air guitar, worshipping Eddie Van Halen,
my idol, when all of a sudden, David Lee Roth, their former lead singer who
at the time had a Jack Daniels bottle in one hand and a joint of mary-juana
in the other hand. He was prancing on the stage, doing his wild acrobatic
leaps and lewd, obscene gestures when all of a sudden he made this statement
and I quote:
"Not even God can save your soul at a Van Halen concert."
And the crowd roard to their feet and gave him a standing ovation,
yelling for more. More blasphemy. They loved his utter defiance of the
power of God. And then Van Halen began to perform "Running With The Devil."
Then I saw the light above the brightness of the sun. I realized that I was
running with the Devil on the highway to hell and that was why God could not
save my soul because I loved my sins more than Jesus. And so I said, "God,
save my soul. Right here, in the middle of this Van Halen concert." And
he did. I sobered up immediately and wanted no more rock-n-roll music.
So I laid my air guitar down.
The same can happen to you, if you will repent of your sins and
believe on Lord Jesus Christ.
REPENT SINNERS! TURN OR BURN! HEAVEN OR HELL!
JESUS OR THE DEVIL!
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Jim Kasprzak
We don't seem to get any of those campus preachers up here in lovely
upstate New York (maybe they can't stand the cold). I'd been following
this group with some amusement, but always wondered just what these
guys' actual preaching sounded like.
Now, what I'd really like to see is Brother Jed (or Jim, or someone
similar) meeting Kibo. Kibo, are you reading this? (I'll bet he is. He
probably greps all of Usenet for his name.) That'd be worth a trip out
to Boston to see.
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nathan engle
> I understand that some of you out there don't like the fact that we
>know that you are tracking us.
Quite to the contrary, Jim. I'm glad that you know about us, and I'm
especially glad that Dave Gross has taken the initiative in getting you
on-line so that you can have your say (Good going, Dave).
> I have just finished preaching against oral sex. Three girls admitted
>to doing it with their boyfriends. That is disgusting!
Would it be any better if they admitted to doing it with their
girlfriends?
>Also, all of you
>evil-lutionists have accepted one of the three fundamental building blocks
>of becoming a homosexual.
Now that's just teasing; you say that we've accepted one of the
fundamental building blocks of becoming a homosexual, but then you
didn't tell us what the other 2 blocks are. How are we supposed to know
whether we're building with the right blocks if you don't tell us which
ones we need to become homosexuals?
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Indiana University Dept of Psychology
nen...@copper.ucs.indiana.edu
Terry J. Wood
> Hello you drug crazed, booze guzzling, sex perverted, rock and Roll
>freaks!
Party on Jimster! Party on Jedster!
I only wish that ALL the campus preachers could come "ON LINE" and give us
the benefit of their wisdom. I've been hearing ABOUT the JEDster for over
a year. NOW I want to hear FROM the JEDster!
Thanks Dave, for that shot of the Jimeister. Now at least I can keep the
"story" straight between JIM and JED. Perhaps JIM or JED could send someone
on the USENET a floppy with a month sermon for us. That would be the next
best thing to having them on-line.
Terry "The Terryster" Wood
> REPENT SINNERS! TURN OR BURN! HEAVEN OR HELL!
> JESUS OR THE DEVIL!
That does tend to leave the Jews and Muslims out on a limb though. Doesn't
that bother the Jimster?
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polar...@sumax.seattleu.edu
That was pretty cool... thanks for sharing Brother Jim's words with us.
We don't seem to get any of those campus preachers up here in lovely
upstate New York (maybe they can't stand the cold). I'd been following
this group with some amusement, but always wondered just what these
guys' actual preaching sounded like.
Now, what I'd really like to see is Brother Jed (or Jim, or someone
similar) meeting Kibo. Kibo, are you reading this? (I'll bet he is. He
probably greps all of Usenet for his name.) That'd be worth a trip out
to Boston to see.
Yes! Yes!
Kibo vs Brother Jed , 8 Rounds!
World Title Bout... for what prize?
Somebody, think of a prize!
Jim
Carl Turner
net). But Dave's description of Bro Jim sounds very much like the real
thing. Good job, Dave.
I wonder if Jim is still doing the "Homo patrols" routine, where he urges
people to form vigilante groups and kill gays. I think Brother Max was
the originator of this idea.
The funniest thing I ever heard Jim say went something like this...Jim
was raging about queers taking over the world when some heckler interrupted
him.
Heckler: "Jim, why don't you just admit it; you're HOMOPHOBIC!"
Jim: "Brother Jim is NOT afraid of queers! Queers are afraid of Brother Jim!"
Heckler: "That's cause you're so hung!"
Then, after the laughter died down: "Why do you think he wears those big
red suspenders?"
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Terry J. Wood
>I wonder if Jim is still doing the "Homo patrols" routine, where he urges
>people to form vigilante groups and kill gays. I think Brother Max was
>the originator of this idea.
I can just hear Jesus endorsing this idea...
Terry "NOT!" Wood
Merlyn LeRoy
Better yet, tag team! Bro. Jed & Jim vs. Kibo & dreux!
First prize, a Pipe from Bob!
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Merlyn LeRoy
James 'Kibo' Parry
>similar) meeting Kibo. Kibo, are you reading this? (I'll bet he is. He
>probably greps all of Usenet for his name.) That'd be worth a trip out
>to Boston to see.
I hadn't grepped this week because I've been busy. (Three new clients
this week, plus two ongoing typeface designs.) But when I saw
Merlynibo's posting, I dropped everything and grepped for the rest.
I wonder if Bro Jed needs any graphic design work?
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James "Kibo" Parry 271 Dartmouth St #3D, Boston MA 02116 (617)262-3922
ki...@world.std.com Independent graphic designer and typeface designer.
James 'Kibo' Parry
Wow! This article wins the Triple Grep award for mentioning three ibos!
(Kibo, Godzibo, and Digibo Ard.) Merlyn, I give to thee the Good
Bozosity Seal of Allowedness.
I'd be happy to take on Brother Jed AND Robert Tilton at the same time!
Merlyn LeRoy
>In article <1992Feb12....@digibd.com> mer...@digibd.com (Merlyn LeRoy) writes:
>>polari!mo...@sumax.seattleu.edu writes:
>>>Yes! Yes!
>>>Kibo vs Brother Jed , 8 Rounds!
>>
>>Better yet, tag team! Bro. Jed & Jim vs. Kibo & dreux!
>>First prize, a Pipe from Bob!
>Wow! This article wins the Triple Grep award for mentioning three ibos!
>(Kibo, Godzibo, and Digibo Ard.) Merlyn, I give to thee the Good
>Bozosity Seal of Allowedness.
Kudos for ibos are mainly in the ribo[somes].
Thenk yew.
>I'd be happy to take on Brother Jed AND Robert Tilton at the same time!
Nonono, Tilton would be ringside, taking bets for Jeeesus to guarantee
wealth for all believers! He'd be down on the [prayer]mat in no
time, anyway.
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Merlyn LeRoy
James 'Kibo' Parry
>ki...@world.std.com (James 'Kibo' Parry) writes:
>>In article <1992Feb12....@digibd.com> mer...@digibd.com (Merlyn LeRoy) writes:
>>>polari!mo...@sumax.seattleu.edu writes:
>>>>Yes! Yes!
>>>>Kibo vs Brother Jed , 8 Rounds!
>>>
>>>Better yet, tag team! Bro. Jed & Jim vs. Kibo & dreux!
>>>First prize, a Pipe from Bob!
>
>>Wow! This article wins the Triple Grep award for mentioning three ibos!
>>(Kibo, Godzibo, and Digibo Ard.) Merlyn, I give to thee the Good
>>Bozosity Seal of Allowedness.
>
>Kudos for ibos are mainly in the ribo[somes].
>Thenk yew.
Every time I grep I find a bunch of them, riboflavins, and kiboshes.
>>I'd be happy to take on Brother Jed AND Robert Tilton at the same time!
>
>Nonono, Tilton would be ringside, taking bets for Jeeesus to guarantee
>wealth for all believers! He'd be down on the [prayer]mat in no
>time, anyway.
I was upset that when my copies of The Stark Fist arrived today they
weren't mangled and jammed into my mailbox and torn and otherwise abused
like all my other mail is.