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Marshall

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Jun 20, 2002, 9:54:49 PM6/20/02
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First do not reply to them.

Second go to the message and open it.
Go to the tool bar at the top.
Go to messages properties, and click on the tab marked details.

VERY IMPORTANT PART. click on the bar at the bottom marked [ Message
Source ]

This is where you will find his real ID.s find the right Ab...@WhereEver.com
(i.e See the Bottom) and write them a letter.

--
Be Cool,

Marshall
Roanoke, Va.


This is his real information.

Path:
news2.east.cox.net!cox.net!newsfeed1.earthlink.net!newsfeed.earthlink.net!ne
ws-hog.berkeley.edu!ucberkeley!newsfeed.stanford.edu!headwall.stanford.edu!p
ookiehead.databasix.com!not-for-mail
From: Bort Flancrest <hotrev...@hawaii.com>
Newsgroups:
alt.tv.real-world,alt.locksmithing,alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,alt.m
usic.mr-bungle
Subject: O---@-@-@-@---> -- -- == == (( (( [[[ [[[ (((( (((( ||||||| |||||||
:::::::: :::::::: Absolutely Fucking Hilarious Locksmithing Jokes!!!!!!
110% Certified *Not* Unfunny!!!!!! NO Unfunny Content Included!!!!!!
Destined To Be The UseNet Hit of the Summer!!!!!! :::::::: :::::::: |||||||
||||||| )))) )))) ]]] ]]] )) )) == == -- -- <---@-@-@-@---O
Date: Mon, 17 Jun 2002 09:03:17 -0700
Organization: A Monstrous And Appalling Chorus Of Frogs
Lines: 42
Sender: nu...@databasix.com
Distribution: TO THE FARTHEST ANTIPODES OF THE GLOBAL USENET
Message-ID: <ael1jj$o5k$1...@astroconsulting.databasix.com>
Reply-To: Fuzzy Minded One-Worlders United For Appeasement Now
<fuzzymindedoneworldersunitedforappeasementnow@fuzzymindedoneworldersunitedf
orappeasementnow.com>
NNTP-Posting-Host: astroconsulting.databasix.com
Mime-Version: 1.0
Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii
Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit
X-Trace: astroconsulting.databasix.com 1024330163 24756 (17 Jun 2002
16:09:23 GMT)
X-Complaints-To: ab...@databasix.com
NNTP-Posting-Date: Mon, 17 Jun 2002 16:09:23 +0000 (UTC)
Summary: Be my wife, sukka
Keywords: Whoosh, whoosh, whoosh
X-Newsreader: Forte Agent 1.91/32.564
Xref: cox.net alt.tv.real-world:245669 alt.locksmithing:138087
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:495612 alt.music.mr-bungle:142600
X-Received-Date: Mon, 17 Jun 2002 12:05:58 EDT (news2.east.cox.net)

OK OK shut up. OK shhhh. <taptaptap> OK, here goes.


*ahem*


OK, why did the locksmith break in to the bagel shop?

He heard it was full of "lox," LOL?

OK OK, so why did the locksmith go to Florida?

He heard it was full of "Keys," LOL? LOL?

OK shhh. It gets better.

OK, so why did the locksmith break in to the snack machine?

He heard it was full of "Slim Jims," LOL?


So, why did the locksmith break in to the kid's gymnastics center?

He heard it was full of "tumblers," LOL? LOL? Hmm?


Hmm? Hmm? OK, I got won (1) more.

*ahem*


OK, so why did the locksmith break in to the fabric store?

He heard it was full of "bolts," LOL?


"Keyman"

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Jun 20, 2002, 10:58:57 PM6/20/02
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"Marshall" <Nope-...@NoSpam.net> wrote in message
news:JHvQ8.59059$hF5.2...@news2.east.cox.net...

> This is where you will find his real ID.s find the right
Ab...@WhereEver.com
> (i.e See the Bottom) and write them a letter.
>
> --
> Be Cool,
>
> Marshall
> Roanoke, Va.
>

not always true.
if the message source headers are forged ?
that Ab...@WhereEver.com may be incorrect.
--
"Keyman"

Frankenclam

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Jun 21, 2002, 12:15:26 AM6/21/02
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On Fri, 21 Jun 2002 02:58:57 GMT, "\"Keyman\"" <MyN...@NoSpam.com>
posted:

>> --
>> Be Cool,

>> Marshall
>> Roanoke, Va.

Hello. I'm from alt.bad.clams where these trolls have also been a
royal pain. Five of them have ab...@edsnews.co.uk in their headers,
which probably is useless. However, using WhoIs and other tools it's
fairly easy to find that "edsnews" is likely a single cable modem on
the Telewest aka BlueYonder system, over in the UK direction.

The five trolls using edsnews are Soapy (probably Edward Bernard, the
owner of "edsnews"), ą, knoxy, Steve Leyland, and "Nutcase".

BlueYonder's Acceptable Use Policy is at:

http://shared.blueyonder.co.uk/acceptable_use_policy.html

and their abuse address is:

ab...@blueyonder.co.uk

Be sure to include the entire post with headers when writing to
blueyonder and plainly state that these people are violating the
charter or FAQ of the group. In the past I've found that it's best to
write a single email for each infraction, sending one offending post
at a time. If your email program allows you to set up a template that
you can just cut and paste into it can go very quickly.

Best luck.

Frankenclam (as in Let's take a few of them out, eh?)

±

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Jun 21, 2002, 8:36:16 AM6/21/02
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Good way to get yourself quickly ignored.

>
> Best luck.
>
> Frankenclam (as in Let's take a few of them out, eh?)

I think you just got 7 years bad luck.


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From: en_mog <en_...@hotmail.com>
Newsgroups: alt.tv.simpsons
Subject: Goodbye :-)
Date: Sat, 29 Apr 2000 08:05:45 -0500

If I have any integrity at all, I must leave.
I welcome others to do so as well if they refuse to be led by a group
of unthinking drones that are stuck in such a mindnumbingly predictable
pattern of snuh/attack/snuh/attack/penises/attack/snuh/rectum/attack/.
-
From: TGOS <tg...@spamcop.net>
Newsgroups: alt.hentai.sailor-moon
Subject: Re: Great Newsgroup!
Date: 27 Nov 2000 02:23:19 -0600

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----------------------------------------->news:alt.snuh-made-cascades

Dr. Flonkenstein

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Jun 21, 2002, 11:11:59 AM6/21/02
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On the immemorial day Fri, 21 Jun 2002 05:36:16 -0700,
in an ultimate attempt to be funny
and witty at once, that summum of the evolution
of human race, =?iso-8859-1?Q?=B1?= <h0plib...@WHATISSPAMhotmail.com> wrote:

>Frankenclam wrote:
>>
>> On Fri, 21 Jun 2002 02:58:57 GMT, "\"Keyman\"" <MyN...@NoSpam.com>
>> posted:
>>
>> >"Marshall" <Nope-...@NoSpam.net> wrote in message
>> >news:JHvQ8.59059$hF5.2...@news2.east.cox.net...
>> >> This is where you will find his real ID.s find the right
>> >Ab...@WhereEver.com
>> >> (i.e See the Bottom) and write them a letter.
>>
>> >> --
>> >> Be Cool,
>>
>> >> Marshall
>> >> Roanoke, Va.
>>
>> >not always true.
>> >if the message source headers are forged ?
>> >that Ab...@WhereEver.com may be incorrect.
>>
>> Hello. I'm from alt.bad.clams where these trolls have also been a
>> royal pain. Five of them have ab...@edsnews.co.uk in their headers,
>> which probably is useless. However, using WhoIs and other tools it's
>> fairly easy to find that "edsnews" is likely a single cable modem on
>> the Telewest aka BlueYonder system, over in the UK direction.
>>
>> The five trolls using edsnews are Soapy (probably Edward Bernard, the
>> owner of "edsnews"), ą, knoxy, Steve Leyland, and "Nutcase".
>>

Hey I have the RIGHT to be on this lits !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Eddie Bernard

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Jun 21, 2002, 11:13:50 AM6/21/02
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Over the hills and far away in england.chat, Dr. Flonkenstein came to
play

But you don't hace an account, Dr. Flonkenstein !

--
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"Sticking edsnews.co.uk into SamSpade coughs up a couple interesting
things. One, the name "Edward Bernard". Get a hoot o' that. His
mother probably named him Bernard Edward but he could never keep it
straight."

- "Frankenclam" trying desperately to be humourous and witty. The fatal flaw
in this being the fact that NetKKKopps and humour just don't go.

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