j r, you're going to die soon...

[The Guy on the Bike]

When I find out where you are, I'll come to you, and then I'll hurt
you real bad. So, enjoy your childish pranks on usenet, because
someday when you least expect it, you'll pay with your life. Keep that
in mind your gutless son of a whore.

[Michael Cook]

you are no fun anymore
plunk

"The Guy on the Bike" <c_ly...@email.com> wrote in message
news:326dfa4b.0208...@posting.google.com...

[j r sherman]

In article <326dfa4b.0208...@posting.google.com>, c_ly...@email.com
says...

>
>When I find out where you are,

i've been at the same place the entire time you've been here in this newsgroup
and you still can't find me. you'll never find me.

ever.

>I'll come to you, and then I'll hurt you real bad.

yeah, right. blah-blah-blah, all talk, no walk. just another blabber-mouth
cracker who's too stupid to realize how worthless his life really is.

i'm completely, utterly, totally, nay, even godlike invincible from any harm
from you.

>So, enjoy your childish pranks on usenet,

i always do.

>because someday when you least expect it,

i'll be on candid camera? :D

sorry, i couldn't resist.

>you'll pay with your life.

just like Audy Murphy and Jayne Mansfield.

>Keep that in mind your gutless son of a whore.

more of a wanna-be whoremonger.

but let's be serious for a moment. you're not going to do anything to me.
nothing. zippo. nada. zero. never. ever. forever. and ever.

why?

because you dance to my tunes better than any peasant ever portrayed in a
Bruegel painting. you are my puppet. i am your master. you are my slave. your
life is only an extension of my wit and humor. you do what i want, when i want
it, and you don't even know it (goo-goo-ga-joob!).

there is nothing else in your existence but me! i am the Alpha and Omega of your
pitiful and pathetic life. your last thoughts in this temporal world will be of
my words, taunting you, mocking you, as i remain safe from all harm.

i am invincible. i am god. i direct your actions like an old testament Jehovah,
(only like with WAY cooler hair).

some day, chuckles. you shall pass away, into oblivion, rightfully lost and
forgotten in time.

whereas i shall be eternal and immortal.

you are nothing.

i am everything.

and you're NOT coming here to harm me. because there's no way i can be harmed by
you.

most sincerely,

j r sherman

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[Albert Mundane]

"Michael Cook" <coo...@ameritech.net> wrote in message
news:3d5d3...@corp-news.newsgroups.com...

> you are no fun anymore
> plunk
>

> "The Guitar on the Bike" <c_ly...@email.com> wrote in message

[The Happy Reaper whose emotional state varies]

"Robert Thralls" <rthr...@bellsouth.net> wrote in message
news:Fya79.18749$dr.42...@e3500-atl1.usenetserver.com...
>
> "The Guy on the Bike" <c_ly...@email.com> wrote in message
> news:326dfa4b.0208...@posting.google.com...

> M: Why do people make fun of other people's mothers?
> R: It is like pissing on a tree and spreading scent across the meadow.
> M: So its a guy thing to insult people's mothers?
> R: Actually, most female species spray scent when in heat in order to
> attract the male.
> M: But the male insults the mother.
> R: No, just kills the children.
> M: How aweful!
> R: He does so to ensure his own bloodline, and discredit the other males.
> M: You men are worse than I could have imagined.
> R: Much, much worse.

"All men are evil... except my boyfriend"

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[Peter J Ross]

On 16 Aug 2002 11:33:18 -0700, the heavy rollers of
alt.arts.poetry.comments squeezed the following precious droplets from
j r sherman <jr...@earthlink.net>:

> there is nothing else in your existence but me! i am the Alpha and Omega of your
> pitiful and pathetic life. your last thoughts in this temporal world will be of
> my words, taunting you, mocking you, as i remain safe from all harm.

This is true, but you have to admit that he often shows signs of
having something of a crush on me too. Don't be jealous: I promise to
do no more than flirt torridly with him.

By the way, Jim, I've lost your email address, so I can't send you my
new phone number. It's +44 845 6060 234.

PJR :-)