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Subject: Time Travelers, $50,000 reward! 17948
Hello,
I am a 21yo M offering a $50,000 reward to help me take my life back. If
you are a Time Traveler who has the Dimensional Warp Generator #52 4350a
wrist watch, the XK memo replica or similar technology I need your help.
I must return my mind to my former self so that I can take back my life
which has been destroyed by the evil aliens. They have done Terrible,
Terrible things to me starting with nanaprobe tracers, mind-transducers
that she slipped into my
food, and now I am fighting and dying of CJD. I have known two others
who were messed with by these same evil beings, returned to there former
self, foiled their schemes and successfully taken there life's back. If
you can help please email me at: nc...@aol.com
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> you are a Time Traveler who has the Dimensional Warp Generator #52 4350a
> wrist watch, the XK memo replica or similar technology I need your help.
Oh, wow. And I just got rid of my Dimensional Warp Generator #52 4350a
wrist watch. Damn. I wonder what he would have paid.
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Dena Jo
On Sat, 14 Sep 2002 12:09:24 -0700, "Dena Jo" <den...@csNOSPAM.com>
wrote:
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> Woohoo! I just got a Dimensional Warp Generator watch on Ebay! I
> *knew* this purchase would pay off.
So you're the one I sold it too?! Wow. What a small world.
And damn.
--
Dena Jo
(Trade you my butcher cover for it.)
> I think the key here is "she."
Reminds me of Woody Allen talking about his mother.
jaybee
Not until you learn the difgference between "there" and "their," ignoramus.
> Oh, wow. And I just got rid of my Dimensional Warp Generator #52 4350a
wrist watch. Damn.
>>> Not to worry. The DWG #52 4350a gets outlawed shortly after the Amish
uprising of 2005, anyway. But I've said too much.
> I wonder what he would have paid.
>
> --
> Dena Jo
>>> Hell, it's not too late to spray paint a $5 Casio silver and try to
collect the reward.
Charlie Hall
chi...@NSattcanada.ca
Unfortunately I've only got the 4300. Sorry.
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Richard Street - stre...@btinternetAARDVARK.com
[snips]
> Hello,
> ... If
> you are a Time Traveler who has the Dimensional Warp Generator
> #52 4350a wrist watch, the XK memo replica or similar technology
> I need your help.
If you're even *considering* the XK memo replica, you need more help than I
can offer. Even the Dimensional Warp Generator #52 4350a is an odd choice
for taking your life back after it's been destroyed by evil Aliens. The 52
4350a has a substandard klonorizor and is likely to take somebody *else's*
life back and give it to you. Unless you're willing to take the risk of
being, say, William Bendix for the rest of your life, go ahead. If you want
reasonable assurance you're taking *your* life back, you'd best use the 62
4350b. Also, XK doesn't make the memo replica anymore. I think Dimensional
ran 'em out of business.
Hope this helps.
Joe Myers
"Of course, I could be an evil Alien just
steering you wrong. heh-heh-heh"
> the Amish uprising of 2005
That made me laugh.
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Dena Jo