NEW SERIES -- Famous Last Words
Ed Conrad
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As part of a new educational series, we present
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> FAMOUS LAST WORDS
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See if you can select the correct Last Words
that were uttered by some of the most famous
historical figures before taking their dying breath.
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The series will continue daily every Thursday through
Feb. 30 (except Christmas which also is a Thursday
and hardly anybody works).
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> SELF-TEST
(Correct answer below.)
Peeking Not Allowed
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> CHARLES DARWIN
( ) This tastes like arsenic.
( ) I'll be out of bed in no time.
( ) Somebody -- QUICK! -- get my beard out of my mouth.
( ) Good God! Is that really YOU?
( ) For the thousandth time, you know I can't eat unripe fruit.
( ) What a revolting development this is!
( ) This new medicine actually tastes delicious.
( ) Good Golly, Miss Molly!
( ) That laxitive will have me feeling better in no time.
( ) Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle.
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( ) Hmmm! The hospital bill. I'm SURE it can't be much.
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SEE, you tried to peek.
But you're in for a surprise. The correct
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test tomorrow.
(You can't trust nobody these days!)
Irony Alert
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When are you going to issue your's?
DrPostman
wrote:
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That would be your last spam posted saying that you won't post
anymore, and really mean it.
When do you plan on doing this?
--
Dr.Postman USPS, MBMC, BsD; "Disgruntled, But Unarmed"
Member,Board of Directors of afa-b, SKEP-TI-CULT® member #15-51506-253.
You can email me at: eckles(at)midsouth.rr.com
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of our work will be satisfactory to a client."
-Sylvia's Refund Policy
Thomas McDonald
"Irony Alert" <Dri...@StealthTrucks.COM> wrote in message
news:r6%ab.526736$Ho3.88926@sccrnsc03...
IA,
Well, given that most of what he winds up posting is stuff he wrote
dog's years ago, perhaps he already has.
Tom McDonald
Bruce Porter
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"This is my last show...." Art Bell
Ed Conrad
<edco...@verizon.net> wrote:
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>As part of a new educational series, we present
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>See if you can select the correct Last Words
>that were uttered by some of the most famous
>historical figures before taking their dying breath.
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>The series will continue daily every Thursday through
>Feb. 30 (except Christmas which also is a Thursday
>and hardly anybody works).
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>> SELF-TEST
> (Correct answer below.)
> Peeking Not Allowed
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>> CHARLES DARWIN
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>( ) This tastes like arsenic.
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>( ) I'll be out of bed in no time.
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>( ) Somebody -- QUICK! -- get my beard out of my mouth.
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>( ) Good God! Is that really YOU?
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>( ) For the thousandth time, you know I can't eat unripe fruit.
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>( ) What a revolting development this is!
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>( ) This new medicine actually tastes delicious.
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>( ) Good Golly, Miss Molly!
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>( ) That laxitive will have me feeling better in no time.
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>( ) Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle.
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>( ) Hmmm! The hospital bill. I'm SURE it can't be much.
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>SEE, you tried to peek.
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>answer ain't here. It'll appear with the next
>test tomorrow.
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> PART II
> (Continuing the ever-popular series)
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Answer to last Thursday's question:
What were Charles Darwin's Last Words:
( X ) Hmmm! The hospital bill. I'm SURE it can't be much.
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>> SELF-TEST
> Peeking At the Correct Answer Absolutely Forbidden
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>> POPEYE THE SAILOR MAN
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Welcome back, and now let's continue with:
> POPEYE THE SAILOR MAN
> What were his FamousLast Words?
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( ) Mmmmm! And yet some doctors claim eating 15
hamburgers at one time can kill you...
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( ) Yea, I KNOW there are piranna in this lake but I'm goin'
for a swim anyway. Believe me, they're all bark and no bite.
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( ) What do you mean, Wimpy, that I don't look so good. Ttrust
me. I'm fit as a fiddle...
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( ) Holy Shit! Here comes Brutus. What a time to have run out
of spinach!
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( ) There's one good thing about U.S. Navy rowboats, they
never, never sink...
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( ) Quick! Turn me UPSIDE DOWN or DOWNSIDE UP. I think
I just swallowed a walnut with my spinach.
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( ) No, no, no! Let ME do it!. Hell, any imbecile can defuse
a bomb...
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( ) GEE, Olive Oil. I NEVER dreamed you'd be so great in bed...
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Irony Alert
Ed goes on and on about famous last words, but like that unknown muck that
you try to scrape off the sole of your shoes, he's never quite completely
gone.
pete
> Ed
> famous last words
... just shale. It's all just shale ...
Ohh, my back.
Ed Conrad
<edco...@verizon.net> wrote:
>On Sat, 20 Sep 2003 15:30:58 +0000 (UTC), Ed Conrad
><edco...@verizon.net> wrote:
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>> Peeking At Correct Answer Absolutely Forbidden>
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>Welcome back, and now let's continue with:
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>> POPEYE THE SAILOR MAN
>> What were his Famous Last Words?
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>( ) Mmmmm! And yet some doctors claim eating 15
> hamburgers at one time can kill you...
><
>( ) Yea, I KNOW there are piranna in this lake but I'm goin'
> for a swim anyway. Believe me, they're all bark and no bite.
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>( ) What do you mean, Wimpy, that I don't look so good. Ttrust
> me. I'm fit as a fiddle...
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>( ) Holy Shit! Here comes Brutus. What a time to have run out
> of spinach!
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>( ) There's one good thing about U.S. Navy rowboats, they
> never, never sink...
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>( ) Quick! Turn me UPSIDE DOWN or DOWNSIDE UP. I think
> I just swallowed a walnut with my spinach.
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>( ) No, no, no! Let ME do it!. Hell, any imbecile can defuse
> a bomb...
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>( ) GEE, Olive Oil. I NEVER dreamed you'd be so great in bed...
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Answer to last Thursday's question:
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( X ) Yea, I KNOW there are piranna in this lake but I'm
goin' for a swim anyway. Believe me, they're all bark
and no bite.
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David Sienkiewicz
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Very amusing, Ed, but here's my candidate as an example of "famous
last words:"
I wrote the following to you:
"Apparently, with respect to this one, you were shown that the
apparent skull was just an accumulation of clay. One of the letters
that YOU posted, Ed, has the scientist explaining this to you, washing
off the clay, and leaving you satisfied that there is no skull in the
boulder. That's what the letter that YOU posted said, Ed, and you
have never contradicted it. Several times I have asked you about
this, and why you can't seem to supply a recent photograph of this
particular specimen."
That was in:
In reference to this URL that you provided:
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Petrified/skullb.jpg
You responded (surprise!) with:
"Well, I will NOW, Attorney Sienkiewicz. Produce the letter and I will
be more than happy to supply a rebuttal."
That was in:
http://groups.google.com/groups?hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&selm=3f5018a4.58922828%40news.verizon.net
And was posted on August 29th.
I provided my evidence in:
This was posted on August 30th.
There was, of course, no rebuttal from you.
It would appear that "I will be more than happy to supply a rebuttal"
is a great example of "famous last words" from YOU, eh, Ed? After
all, you were never heard from again on that subject.
See what happens when you tell so many lies, Ed? Sooner or later, you
lose track of them, and it's so much easier to catch you at them.