At The End Of The Day 174
Arthur Thacker
Can somebody remind me that today was Easter Sunday? Because I'm fucked
if I noticed it. Easter certainly isn't the feast day it used to be.
It's gone crap lately. There used to be good stuff on the telly, like at
Christmas. In fact, the whole festival was a feast of televisual
delights. I turned on the telly on Good Friday night and what did I get?
Bruce cunting Forsyth. Er...did I somehow get pissed off back in a
fucking time machine or what? Bruce Forsyth? On Good Friday night? He
was tap-dancing. Nobody fucking tap-dances any more on the bastard
telly. And if that wasn't enough, there was a fucking juggling act. At
any moment I was expecting to see Hope & Keen and their Crazy Bus, or
that cunt with the green duck with the nappy on, that Orville. But it
got better...Bobby fucking Davro. Wayy-hayyy!!! Can you believe that
this talentless twat still works?
And then we had the sport - snooker and that fucking Formula One shite.
Who gives a shit about Formula One? Come on...own up. See? No cunt. So
why put it one for four hours on Easter Sunday. It's supposed to be
about Jesus and that, Easter is. The least they could have done was put
a few Bible quotes on the side of the cars, so folk could have a rea and
say a prayer as they whizzed past. VROOOOM!! "That was Damon Hill there
in the red car with the parable of the Good Samaritan on the
side...VROOOMM! and there goes Michael Schumacher in the Ferrari Feeding
Of The Five Thousand..."
And you know what else today was? St George's Day. There, how many of
you sad patriotic fucks knew that, then? Not frigging many. Like it
fucking matters any more. There was a programme on about it - some farts
sitting round a desk discussing whether anyone gave a wank any more. And
the conclusion was that no fucker did. Hehe.
Tony "Cunt" Blair says he wants make it easier for childless couples to
adopt. He reckons the rules and regulations and guidelines and that are
to stringent. Apparently, if you want to adopt, you have to pass loads
of tests done by Social Services and other interfering cunts. If you're
too old, for instance, they tell you to fuck off. And if you're too
young they also tell you to fuck off. And you're not allowed to be
single - you have to be a married couple else you don't qualify. There
was that case a few years ago about that pair of fat bastards who were
denied the right to adopt because the Social Services report described
them as "unsuitable". What that meant was that they were fat cunts, and
because of that they weren't allowed to adopt a kid.
But if you think about it, letting fat bastards adopt kids has got to be
a no-no. For a start, any kids they adopted would be neglected on the
food front. There'd be nowt in the cupboards cos the fat cunts would
scoff it all. The last thing you need is some poor adopted kids going up
to his stepmother and stepfather, asking for a jam butty and being told:
"Fuck off. We've ate everything."
And imagine if you were some kid in a children's home, and this great
big pair of lard arses waddled up and some Social Worker went: "This is
Mr and Mrs Blobarse." You'd run like fuck the other way. Fuck that.
There's no way I'm going anywhere with that fat pair of twats. And the
rules definitely need changing with regards short people adopting kids.
That should definitely not be allowed. Fucking little people - and I
don't strictly mean dwarfs here and them funny little buggers with
stubby arms and no necks, the Singing Ringing Tree Brigade - are too
little to be able to bring kids up. That's no good because as soon as
the kids grow taller than their parents they can twat 'em and do as they
please.
"That was not a nice thing to do, Johnny. You are grounded."
SLAP! "Oh, you reckon, do you, shortarse? Get fucked. I'm off out."
That's no good. Only people over six-foot should be allowed to adopt
kids. And ugly people as well should be disqualified from adoption. No
cunt wants a fucking clock-stopper for an adoptive parent. You're
waiting for the your new family to come and pick you, and what do you
get? Ann Widdecombe and Simon fucking Weston. Mind you, that burnt-faced
cunt has got a reason for looking like a twat; Ann Widdecombe's just a
plain fucking hideous old bastard.
But people are far too choosy. People who want to adopt spend all their
fucking time moaning about it, how they can't have kids and it's a shame
and nobody understands blah blah blah. Fuck 'em. Then what happen? They
go to a children's home and they are told there's only spazzes and
mongols left. And suddenly they change their tune, like..."Er...on
second thoughts we'll get a pup." These childless couples should think
themselves lucky anyway. They don't know they're fucking born. All kids
do is shit and piss and fucking puke everywhere. If they had to go
through all that shite they'd soon think twice about having sprogs. The
only people with any sense are the ones who have a kid and then dump the
cunt in some bushes or in a skip. They've got the right idea.
"Police say that the young mother who dumped baby Emma in a rubbish bin
full of shit is probably mentally disturbed."
Er...I think not. What she is is fucking sensible. That's what she is.
Got the right idea. I reckon people should be allowed to dump their kids
and let other people bring them up. If they get fed up with them or if
they're not as nice or good as they thought they were going to be, they
should be able to just drop them off and dump them on some other fucker.
Let's face it, if it's good enough for the Royal Family, it's good
enough for the rest of us. And childless couples should shut the fuck up
and stop whingeing all the bastard time...
"It's not fair. I had to have a hysterectomy when I was 25 and now I
can't have kids."
So fucking what? Arthur Askey had a leg off that fucked up his
skateboarding days. If there's a part of your body that won't work any
more or has never worked, tough. Just get on with your life and stop
bothering us with it. We're not fucking interested. I mean, I apologise
if there are any barren cunts out there who can't conceive or if their
spunk's too weak, but you've only got yourselves to blame. You know what
causes weak spunk? Too much wanking. And sterility in women as well.
It's a documented fact that women who can't have kids spent a lot of
time when they were younger shoving things up their cunts.
Now Tony Blair is going to let any fucker adopt kids. Even queers are
being told they can adopt if they want them. And we all know why queers
want to adopt little boys, don't we? So that when they're old enough
they can say: "Come on. Jump into bed with us two. Here, shove this up
your arse while I wank your other dad off." The fucking dirty unnatural
cunts. And spazzes, too. Tony Blair's gonna let them adopt kids. Well, I
sincerely hope if that's the case that he makes sure they only get
cripples and autistic kids and that. Keep 'em among their own fucking
kind. A fucking spazz ruins a good family. have you ever seen one
invited to a wedding? No, and you won't neither. And you know why?
Because they spoil the fucking photographs. And if there's some fucking
no-neck high-pitched slavering fuck at the reception, no cunt's gonna
eat their dinner.
I knew this disabled couple years ago. They couldn't have
because...well, it's immaterial really, though it was probably because
their spines were fucked or they didn't have any balls or owt like that.
Anyway, they wanted to adopt and the Social Services wouldn't let 'em.
They said they weren't suitable because they were both in wheelchairs
and one of them was also an epileptic. Have you ever seen a spazz have
an epileptic fit? Worth seeing, let me tell you. But anyway, they
couldn't adopt. So they chained themselves to the railings of the
council offices and wouldn't fucking budge. Fire Brigade had to come and
cut them free. I asked 'em why they'd done it and they said:
"Because we're as good candidates for adoption as anyone else."
They seemed to believe that because they were both disabled they were
being victimised. Well, they were...naturally. But the fact that they
couldn't get up the fucking stairs of their house and refused a council
bungalow didn't exactly go in their favour. Daft pair of twats. What
were they gonna do if the kid started crying while they were watching
'Eastenders'? "Oh, hang on! We'll be up in a minute as soon as we can
winch each other up with the fucking Stanna stair lift!" And suppose the
epileptic one had a fit while he was changing the nappy. There'd be piss
and shit everywhere. And the kid would grow up seeing its mum and dad
sitting down all day, and would get to thinking it was normal to sit on
your lazy fat arse doing fuck all.
No, Tony Blair had better tread very carefully.
--
Arthur Thacker
http://forum.onecenter.com/athacker
http://www.millersfield.demon.co.uk/archives.htm
John Rennie
is his birthday (and his deathday for that matter). And why are you a day
out??
Dunc.x.
...there are several theories that the Bard didn't actually exist and was
merely an Arthur Thacker to several toff's Paul Graham...
So erm...there...as they say...
Dunc.x.
John Rennie <Jo...@rennie.2000.greatxscape.net> wrote in message
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MikeMorris
Arthur Thacker wrote in message ...
. We're not fucking interested. I mean, I apologise
>if there are any barren cunts out there who can't conceive or if their
>spunk's too weak, but you've only got yourselves to blame. You know what
>causes weak spunk? Too much wanking. And sterility in women as well. >It's
a documented fact that women who can't have kids spent a lot of
>time when they were younger shoving things up their cunts.
I've had bad experiences in this area and by rights I should be frothing at
the mouth, sticking pins into my Arthur Thacker doll (his merchandising's
improved no end) and calling for Arthur to have his love spuds grated off by
Dale Winton and The Krankies, but I won't.
You are a twat Arthur, but I've laughed at all your other bad taste rantings
so I suppose I can't complain about this one.
Paul Graham
<MikeM...@memike.karoo.co.uk> spouted this shite
>
>Arthur Thacker wrote in message ...
>
>>if there are any barren cunts out there who can't conceive or if their
>>spunk's too weak, but you've only got yourselves to blame. You know what
>>causes weak spunk? Too much wanking. And sterility in women as well. >It's
>a documented fact that women who can't have kids spent a lot of
>>time when they were younger shoving things up their cunts.
>
>
>the mouth, sticking pins into my Arthur Thacker doll (his merchandising's
>improved no end) and calling for Arthur to have his love spuds grated off by
>Dale Winton and The Krankies, but I won't.
>
>You are a twat Arthur, but I've laughed at all your other bad taste rantings
>so I suppose I can't complain about this one.
>
>
--
Paul Graham
'We don't want your fucking love!' - Roses In The Hospital
Gez
--
Gez
In delugius spermum bovinium Crichton natus est.
"Paul Graham" <pr...@millersfield.demon.co.uk> wrote in message
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> In a hopeless cry for attention <8e4oq6$7qd$1...@supernews.com>, MikeMorris
> <MikeM...@memike.karoo.co.uk> spouted this shite
> >
> >Arthur Thacker wrote in message ...
> >
> >. We're not fucking interested. I mean, I apologise
> >>if there are any barren cunts out there who can't conceive or if their
> >>spunk's too weak, but you've only got yourselves to blame. You know what
> >>causes weak spunk? Too much wanking. And sterility in women as well.
>It's
> >a documented fact that women who can't have kids spent a lot of
> >>time when they were younger shoving things up their cunts.
> >
> >
Gez
--
Gez
In delugius spermum bovinium Crichton natus est.
"Paul Graham" <pr...@millersfield.demon.co.uk> wrote in message
news:9Tmu7qBc...@millersfield.demon.co.uk...
> In a hopeless cry for attention <8e4oq6$7qd$1...@supernews.com>, MikeMorris
> <MikeM...@memike.karoo.co.uk> spouted this shite
> >
> >Arthur Thacker wrote in message ...
> >
> >. We're not fucking interested. I mean, I apologise
> >>if there are any barren cunts out there who can't conceive or if their
> >>spunk's too weak, but you've only got yourselves to blame. You know what
> >>causes weak spunk? Too much wanking. And sterility in women as well.
>It's
> >a documented fact that women who can't have kids spent a lot of
> >>time when they were younger shoving things up their cunts.
> >
> >
Gez
--
Gez
In delugius spermum bovinium Crichton natus est.
"Paul Graham" <pr...@millersfield.demon.co.uk> wrote in message
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> In a hopeless cry for attention <8e4oq6$7qd$1...@supernews.com>, MikeMorris
> <MikeM...@memike.karoo.co.uk> spouted this shite
> >
> >Arthur Thacker wrote in message ...
> >
> >. We're not fucking interested. I mean, I apologise
> >>if there are any barren cunts out there who can't conceive or if their
> >>spunk's too weak, but you've only got yourselves to blame. You know what
> >>causes weak spunk? Too much wanking. And sterility in women as well.
>It's
> >a documented fact that women who can't have kids spent a lot of
> >>time when they were younger shoving things up their cunts.
> >
> >
Gez
--
Gez
In delugius spermum bovinium Crichton natus est.
"Paul Graham" <pr...@millersfield.demon.co.uk> wrote in message
news:9Tmu7qBc...@millersfield.demon.co.uk...
> In a hopeless cry for attention <8e4oq6$7qd$1...@supernews.com>, MikeMorris
> <MikeM...@memike.karoo.co.uk> spouted this shite
> >
> >Arthur Thacker wrote in message ...
> >
> >. We're not fucking interested. I mean, I apologise
> >>if there are any barren cunts out there who can't conceive or if their
> >>spunk's too weak, but you've only got yourselves to blame. You know what
> >>causes weak spunk? Too much wanking. And sterility in women as well.
>It's
> >a documented fact that women who can't have kids spent a lot of
> >>time when they were younger shoving things up their cunts.
> >
> >