Need a refuge from misc .....
Satan®
Ron Clark
<a2cf8m$2p6$1...@newsg1.svr.pol.co.uk>, Satan® wrote this, or at least some of
this :-
>Or a shed perhaps..
> Getting told off too much.
Pull up a cauldron and sit ye down, Satan®
We've got allsorts in here.
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Wbua Juvgunz
"Ron Clark" <7v...@birigfoot.com> wrote in message
news:5rhj4uceer7g0s0r4...@4ax.com...
> On Sat, 19 Jan 2002 18:54:04 -0000, in the message
of
> this :-
>
> >Or a shed perhaps..
> > Getting told off too much.
>
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> We've got allsorts in here.
Liquor ish.
Satan®
"Sn!pe" <snip...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> Is misc. gettin' manky then?
> Wotever, I 'ope you've brung some Brahn Ale wiv yer.
> --
?
Trying to avoid getting copped.... again.....
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JR
www.satanyetagain.fsnet.co.uk
Guy King
from Ron Clark <7v...@birigfoot.com> contains these words:
> We've got allsorts in here.
Cor, can I have the round pink one with the black bit in the middle?
--
Skipweasel...
Fools seldom defer.
Ron Clark
<qbpj4ucogtmoggvj1...@4ax.com>, Sn!pe wrote this, or at least
some of this :-
>Satan® wrote in message <a2cf8m$2p6$1...@newsg1.svr.pol.co.uk>:
>
>>Or a shed perhaps..
>> Getting told off too much.
>
>Is misc. gettin' manky then?
Nah, it was getting to be great fun and we was livening the
hooters up a bit and having a euronation fest
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Ron Clark
<200201192...@zetnet.co.uk>, Guy King wrote this, or at least some
of this :-
>The message <5rhj4uceer7g0s0r4...@4ax.com>
> from Ron Clark <7v...@birigfoot.com> contains these words:
>
>> We've got allsorts in here.
>
>Cor, can I have the round pink one with the black bit in the middle?
Comedo. comeda
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Frank Erskine
<guy....@zetnet.co.uk> writes
>The message <5rhj4uceer7g0s0r4...@4ax.com>
> from Ron Clark <7v...@birigfoot.com> contains these words:
>
>> We've got allsorts in here.
>
>Cor, can I have the round pink one with the black bit in the middle?
>
--
Frank Erskine
MJBC
coj
"Guy King" <guy....@zetnet.co.uk> wrote in message
news:200201192...@zetnet.co.uk...
> Cor, can I have the round pink one with the black bit in the middle?
I'll go for the tight brown meself
--
coj
Jon Thompson
<cerb...@hades-woof-woof-woof.fsnet.co.uk> started to type:
>Or a shed perhaps..
> Getting told off too much.
I bet it was all on account of Bigger Boys...
--
Raise her likeness on the mast: Caroline 452.
Ron Clark
<a2d25v$104nfc$2...@ID-85784.news.dfncis.de>, coj wrote this, or at least some
of this :-
>
Look out, chaps, don't drop yer soap
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Uncle Julie
<fr...@g3wte.demon.co.uk> wrote:
>^In article <200201192...@zetnet.co.uk>, Guy King
>^<guy....@zetnet.co.uk> writes
>^>The message <5rhj4uceer7g0s0r4...@4ax.com>
>^> from Ron Clark <7v...@birigfoot.com> contains these words:
>^>
>^>> We've got allsorts in here.
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>^>Cor, can I have the round pink one with the black bit in the middle?
>^>
>^Gladly, as long as I can have the disc-shaped ones coated wiv blue dots
If you mean the sort that come in pink as well, I'll have those. Me
Dad useter call them cow-cakes or summat.
Uncle Julie
Eccles
Guy King
from "coj" <c_o_jones_99...@hotmail.com> contains these words:
> I'll go for the tight brown meself
You hooter.
Austin Shackles
enlightened us thusly:
Cloff!
coj
"Uncle Julie" <peterd...@ntlworld.com> wrote in message
news:tl2l4ucmveko7qals...@4ax.com...
> If you mean the sort that come in pink as well, I'll have those. Me
> Dad useter call them cow-cakes or summat.
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> Eccles
What's all that Harry space for Julie ?
BTW, I've been looking with Google for the Harry Marsh days where IIRC he
posted about 10 messy jess in a row without anything arj but couldn't find
them.
I did find the spoof HMs (the real HM, the surreal HM, the recent one ... )
but the earliest one a couple of years ago seemed to be from a genuine HM
with a erny addy and where he was ack shirley posting things. What's
happened ? Has someone been rewriting the past ? ITWSBT ...
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coj
Uncle Julie
<c_o_jones_99...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>^"Uncle Julie" <peterd...@ntlworld.com> wrote in message
>^news:tl2l4ucmveko7qals...@4ax.com...
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>^What's all that Harry space for Julie ?
It were a mistook yeronner, but, hey! Space is for filling with tqt.
Uncle Julie
Eccles
coj
> coj wrote in message <a2eckm$u1hl3$4...@ID-85784.news.dfncis.de>:
>
> > What's happened ? Has someone been rewriting the past ? ITWSBT ...
>
> Ca-pitt-alist Lackeys wiv Tipp-Ex and Big Bungies
IRTA Big Bogies
> Sn!pe <snipe[at]uk-rec-sheds.org.uk> I can text/plain
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
yvxr it !
--
coj
Julian Barkway
multitudes, agog with barely concealed anticipation:
>>
>>Cor, can I have the round pink one with the black bit in the middle?
>>
>Gladly, as long as I can have the disc-shaped ones coated wiv blue dots
Oi! Dem's mine, dey is!
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| Zurich, | half man, half squirrel" -'Inky' King |
| Switzerland +------------------+---------------------------------+
| jbar...@LONDONpop.PARISagri.ch | (Hint: Capitals are out...) |
Austin Shackles
<c_o_jones_99...@hotmail.com> enlightened us thusly:
>
>"Sn!pe" <snip...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>news:bjjl4u4lu895nuvvj...@4ax.com...
>> coj wrote in message <a2eckm$u1hl3$4...@ID-85784.news.dfncis.de>:
>>
>> > What's happened ? Has someone been rewriting the past ? ITWSBT ...
>>
>> I 'speck we've gotta ninfestation of Running Dog Revisionist
>> Ca-pitt-alist Lackeys wiv Tipp-Ex and Big Bungies
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>IRTA Big Bogies
just been watching top gun, wiv "multiple bogies"...
Rugrat
> ... ) but the earliest one a couple of years ago seemed to be from a
> genuine HM with a erny addy and where he was ack shirley posting
> things. What's happened ? Has someone been rewriting the past ? ITWSBT
I assume he did actually mean to post stuff. So praps he was doing it in
some obscure way which we couldn't read but Google can. So when we look at
his old posts in Google we can read them at last. Did lots of them have
"hello, hello, can you lot hear me?" innem?
Rugrat
Bob Goddard
mumbled...
>Frank Erskine <fr...@g3wte.demon.co.uk> spake thusly to the assembled
>multitudes, agog with barely concealed anticipation:
>
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>>>Cor, can I have the round pink one with the black bit in the middle?
>>>
>>Gladly, as long as I can have the disc-shaped ones coated wiv blue dots
>
>Oi! Dem's mine, dey is!
I likes the thick snadwichy ones, especially if they got a brown layer
on top. I like picking the layers off wiv me teef.
(Bob
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coj
"Rugrat" <sorrytoo...@myaddress.com> wrote in message
news:Xns919CCB7372D43...@127.0.0.1...
Sir Prize hing lee knot
Google groups search Harry Marsh uk.rec.sheds <1/9/99 reveals some like
below where he's said something !
coj
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Search Result 2
From: Harry Marsh (HA...@cafamily.org.uk)
Subject: Re: Comestibles
Newsgroups: uk.rec.sheds, uk.misc
View: Complete Thread (59 articles) | Original Format
Date: 1999/07/09
>
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>>
Rapunzel Syndrome wrote in message <3780A035...@mcc.ac.ukzzzzz>...
>
>> amazed to see two cases recently where shed philosophy is reaching
>> mainstream thought --the first was in a full colour picture in The
>> Grauniad of 3 cans of BA placed behind a seductively sliced open PP. The
>
>The Graun had a hand in getting this ng going [see FAQ], I suspect they
>have moles here.
Rapunzel Syndromes suspicions re a mole at Guardian are re-inforced by
recent oblique mention last week on competition for the most interesting
motorised object. A motorised sofa with fake leopardskin cover came first
and there was a good pic of a bloke driving it down the road. But tucked
away in the caption were the words " A motorised shed came second "
Reminds me of that Evelyn Waugh book in which the journos have a
competition to see who can insert most references to green bowler hats
into their copy for the daily paper.
Am greatly enjoying the lightning speed of uk.rec.sheds------though sadly do
not have 14 spare hours each day to read all the postings. There
cannot be many newsgroups in which a mild protest about a homophobic remark
gets transposed within two postings to reminiscences about dinner ladies
boiling up cabbage!
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Linz
>
> "Sn!pe" <snip...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> > Is misc. gettin' manky then?
> > Wotever, I 'ope you've brung some Brahn Ale wiv yer.
> > --
>
> ?
> Trying to avoid getting copped.... again.....
If you get copped from misc you've done something Very Bad. Which misc
are you talking about?
--
Baby Jesus, born to rock.
Guy King
from Bob Goddard <ne...@godwit.demon.co.uk> contains these words:
> I likes the thick snadwichy ones, especially if they got a brown layer
> on top. I like picking the layers off wiv me teef.
Does anyone [1] eat Allsorts without dismolshing 'em first?
[1] Apart from when in a feeding frenzy, during which all things are
permissable.
Satan®
"Linz" <sp...@lindsayendell.co.uk> wrote in message
news:qq4m4uklhj4r1nnk5...@4ax.com...
> If you get copped from misc you've done something Very Bad. Which misc
> are you talking about?
Freeserve.help.misc
Been copped 3 or so times there.
Mellowed these days .... HONEST...
.... have too..
* I HAVE *
--
JR
www.satanyetagain.fsnet.co.uk
Frank Erskine
<guy....@zetnet.co.uk> writes
>The message <B1BEJXAA...@godwit.demon.co.uk>
> from Bob Goddard <ne...@godwit.demon.co.uk> contains these words:
>
>> I likes the thick snadwichy ones, especially if they got a brown layer
>> on top. I like picking the layers off wiv me teef.
>
>Does anyone [1] eat Allsorts without dismolshing 'em first?
>
(amd mebbez pink) microdots. And the former are mine.
Except that doc says I shud be eschewing sugary-type fings
--
Frank Erskine
Royalty Theatre
Sunderland
Andy Spragg
wrote:
^ On Sat, 19 Jan 2002 18:54:04 -0000, in the message
^ <a2cf8m$2p6$1...@newsg1.svr.pol.co.uk>, Satan® wrote this, or at least some of
^ this :-
^ >Or a shed perhaps..
^ > Getting told off too much.
^ Pull up a cauldron and sit ye down, Satan®
^ We've got allsorts in here.
Yers. You won't get any of that get thee behind us in ere, more like
come in me old mate and have a cup o tea.
Andy
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All men are arseholes
but some are more arseholes than others
Satan®
"Jon Thompson" <amu...@127.0.0.1> wrote in message >
> --
>
> Raise her likeness on the mast: Caroline 452.
What ever happened to Caroline ??
Used to *really* like that.
Just been doing a search, but it's 02.whatever, and pissed
--
JR
www.satanyetagain.fsnet.co.uk
Julian Barkway
multitudes, agog with barely concealed anticipation:
>Except that doc says I shud be eschewing sugary-type fings
Best not to ignore is advice, then. Tell you what, I'll eat 'em for you and
save you the bovver, loike.
Ron Clark
<qq4m4uklhj4r1nnk5...@4ax.com>, Linz wrote this, or at least
some of this :-
>On Sat, 19 Jan 2002 21:50:20 -0000, Satan® wrote:
>
>>
>> "Sn!pe" <snip...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>> > Is misc. gettin' manky then?
>> > Wotever, I 'ope you've brung some Brahn Ale wiv yer.
>> > --
>>
>> ?
>> Trying to avoid getting copped.... again.....
>
>If you get copped from misc you've done something Very Bad. Which misc
>are you talking about?
This is not misc as we know it Captain, but
a nearby misc help group.
--
®óñ©
SomeBlokeCalledRapunzelSyndrome
For those of you watching in black&white, the pink is the one next to
the blue
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Jon Thompson
<cerb...@hades-woof-woof-woof.fsnet.co.uk> started to type:
>
>"Jon Thompson" <amu...@127.0.0.1> wrote in message >
>> --
>>
>> Raise her likeness on the mast: Caroline 452.
>
>What ever happened to Caroline ??
>
>Used to *really* like that.
>
>Just been doing a search, but it's 02.whatever, and pissed
Quarter to free.
Guy King
from SomeBlokeCalledRapunzelSyndrome <daveD...@man.ac.uk> contains
these words:
> > > Cor, can I have the round pink one with the black bit in the middle?
> >
> > I'll go for the tight brown meself
> For those of you watching in black&white, the pink is the one next to
> the blue
Ah, an oddball.
Austin Shackles
<cerb...@hades-woof-woof-woof.fsnet.co.uk> enlightened us thusly:
>
>"Jon Thompson" <amu...@127.0.0.1> wrote in message >
>> --
>>
>> Raise her likeness on the mast: Caroline 452.
>
>What ever happened to Caroline ??
>
>Used to *really* like that.
>
>Just been doing a search, but it's 02.whatever, and pissed
It sank. HTH.
Frank Erskine
xenop...@hotmail.com writes
>On Thu, 24 Jan 2002 16:43:01 +0000, xenop...@hotmail.com, absently
>arranged the Scrabble tiles to spell out -
>>The LAs have a narj sort in them. It's like a titchy black and pink
>>battenburg, only not made of cake and without the marzipan. And
>>there's a teeny littlle clue Bertie Basset, TAAW.
>>
>>And I has just eaten two little blue-thingy-covered discs, and one
>>pnik one, so nyer, nyer.
>
>I feel sick now, and it's All Your Fault!
That'll grnpu you not to eat _my_ sweeties, Glycerine.
--
Frank Erskine
Sunderland
"X-rays will prove to be a hoax"
- Lord Kelvin, President of the Royal Society 1890-1895
Ichimusai
> In article <200201202...@zetnet.co.uk>, Guy King said...
> > > I likes the thick snadwichy ones, especially if they got a brown layer
> > > on top. I like picking the layers off wiv me teef.
> >
> > Does anyone [1] eat Allsorts without dismolshing 'em first?
> >
> Not any more, since I read the ingredients and discovered that they
> in't gwd fer vegetarians. Sob. Me likes licrish, all sorts. Speshly
> them ones wivva ickle bobbles onna top. Hooter.
Gelatine in em?
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Ichimusai
> In article <200201202...@zetnet.co.uk>, Guy King said...
> > > I likes the thick snadwichy ones, especially if they got a brown layer
> > > on top. I like picking the layers off wiv me teef.
> >
> > Does anyone [1] eat Allsorts without dismolshing 'em first?
> >
> Not any more, since I read the ingredients and discovered that they
> in't gwd fer vegetarians. Sob. Me likes licrish, all sorts. Speshly
> them ones wivva ickle bobbles onna top. Hooter.
I prefer sweet licrish over salt me.
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-- Paul Ginsparg
MEow
<ic...@ichimusai.org> on 25 Jan 2002 13:54:47 +0000 wrote:
>> > > I likes the thick snadwichy ones, especially if they got a brown layer
>> > > on top. I like picking the layers off wiv me teef.
>> >
>> > Does anyone [1] eat Allsorts without dismolshing 'em first?
>> >
>> Not any more, since I read the ingredients and discovered that they
>> in't gwd fer vegetarians. Sob. Me likes licrish, all sorts. Speshly
>> them ones wivva ickle bobbles onna top. Hooter.
>
>I prefer sweet licrish over salt me.
I strongly prefer salmiak licorice, which they don't have outside of
Scandinavia, so they don't have an English word for it, but being such
a sweet Swede (well, that one *had* to show up eventually) you xabj
what "Salmialakrids" means.
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(afdaniain)
Austin Shackles
enlightened us thusly:
>I feel sick now, and it's All Your Fault!
serves yer right for scoffin' the hole packet at once, innit.
Guy King
from Ichimusai <ic...@ichimusai.org> contains these words:
> I prefer sweet licrish over salt me.
IRTA I prefer sweet lickers all over me.
Cue old joke
Q - How does a Serapuwoman hold her liqueur?
A - By the ears.
Lisa
news:tj535uosjo4uqe768...@4ax.com:
> I strongly prefer salmiak licorice, which they don't have
> outside of Scandinavia, so they don't have an English word
> for it, but being such a sweet Swede (well, that one *had*
> to show up eventually) you xabj what "Salmialakrids" means.
>
Yum! Slurp! I erzrzore eating those a kiddie in Norway.
Scrummy, they are, an' I miss 'em.
--
Lisa
TV is chewing gum for the eyes
Ichimusai
> >I prefer sweet licrish over salt me.
>
> I strongly prefer salmiak licorice,
Yes, I agree... that is the best one... completely disunforgot about
it...
> which they don't have outside of Scandinavia, so they don't have an
> English word for it, but being such a sweet Swede (well, that one
> *had* to show up eventually) you xabj what "Salmialakrids" means.
<sings in loud raspy voice>
Sweets for my sweet - suger for my honni!
<ahem>
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you with experience.
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Rugrat
>>And I has just eaten two little blue-thingy-covered discs, and one pnik
>>one, so nyer, nyer.
>
> I feel sick now, and it's All Your Fault!
Well I feel hungary now, and it's All Your Fault.
RUgrat
Rugrat
I'm eating Lick Rich All Sorts now, and it's All Your Fault.
RUgrat
Guy King
from Ichimusai <ic...@ichimusai.org> contains these words:
> <sings in loud raspy voice>
> Sweets for my sweet - suger for my honni!
> <ahem>
IRTA yoni.
Ichimusai
> The message <vgdqkx...@ichimusai.org>
> from Ichimusai <ic...@ichimusai.org> contains these words:
>
> > <sings in loud raspy voice>
> > Sweets for my sweet - suger for my honni!
> > <ahem>
>
> IRTA yoni.
Sounds lik a potential middle name to me.
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MEow
<som...@somewhere.com> on 25 Jan 2002 19:41:23 GMT wrote:
>> I strongly prefer salmiak licorice, which they don't have
>> outside of Scandinavia, so they don't have an English word
>> for it, but being such a sweet Swede (well, that one *had*
>> to show up eventually) you xabj what "Salmialakrids" means.
>>
>
>Yum! Slurp! I erzrzore eating those a kiddie in Norway.
>Scrummy, they are, an' I miss 'em.
Yes - They can be pretty addictive. I can try to take over some when I
come over around July, if I meet you there... You got a favourite?
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i'd be very sad if we lost our german froupies due to my pyromania. " kristen (afdaniain)
MEow
>> >I prefer sweet licrish over salt me.
>>
>> I strongly prefer salmiak licorice,
>
>Yes, I agree... that is the best one... completely disunforgot about
>it...
Since there's no English word for it, that's understandable...
>
>> which they don't have outside of Scandinavia, so they don't have an
>> English word for it, but being such a sweet Swede (well, that one
>> *had* to show up eventually) you xabj what "Salmialakrids" means.
>
><sings in loud raspy voice>
> Sweets for my sweet - suger for my honni!
><ahem>
Well - I was bound to say it sooner or later...
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and the sound of falling trousers or it won't." Bob Goddard (Sheddie)
Ichimusai
> In article <zo32fs...@ichimusai.org>, Ichimusai said...
> > Sena <gwei...@ynys.fslife.co.uk> writes:
> >
> > > In article <200201202...@zetnet.co.uk>, Guy King said...
> > > > > I likes the thick snadwichy ones, especially if they got a brown layer
> > > > > on top. I like picking the layers off wiv me teef.
> > > >
> > > > Does anyone [1] eat Allsorts without dismolshing 'em first?
> > > >
> >
> > > Not any more, since I read the ingredients and discovered that they
> > > in't gwd fer vegetarians. Sob. Me likes licrish, all sorts. Speshly
> > > them ones wivva ickle bobbles onna top. Hooter.
> >
> > Gelatine in em?
> >
> Yup.
I gubhtug so. Is there a good alternative to gelatine? I mean it is a
common protein though.
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Why not? Only one human captain has ever survived battle with a
Minbari fleet. He is behind me. You are in front of me. If you value
your lives, be somewhere else.
-- Delenn
Jon Gurr
> In article <200201202...@zetnet.co.uk>, Guy King said...
>
>>>I likes the thick snadwichy ones, especially if they got a brown layer
>>>on top. I like picking the layers off wiv me teef.
>>>
>>Does anyone [1] eat Allsorts without dismolshing 'em first?
>>
>>
> Not any more, since I read the ingredients and discovered that they
> in't gwd fer vegetarians. Sob. Me likes licrish, all sorts. Speshly
> them ones wivva ickle bobbles onna top. Hooter.
>
www.panda.fl
Panda Licorice bars, gottem from a local health-food-type place, nicest
licorice I can unforget tasting for a long time.
Ingredients: Mollasses, wheat flour, licorice, licorice extract,natural
flavour (aniseed oil).
Gotta pack of four on my desk right now. I guv that our hyooge great
local aSnibsrusy may sell them in their organic section TAAW.
Hope no-one's coeliac, with em having wheat flour in. Was in VXRN
today, their rather nice, purnc hot-dogs are listed as
'Gluten Free (sausage only)'
On the aniseed front, the tiny lickkle eTcsso in Briggus is selling
bottles of Absinthe at the moment. Definitely strange stuff, and does
seem to give you a bit of a stramge buzz more than what you'd expect
from the alcohol. Martha age 18 months likes it...
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'Whistling Tunes....'
Frank Erskine
<jonspam...@clara.co.uk> writes
>Sena wrote:
>
>Panda Licorice bars, gottem from a local health-food-type place, nicest
>licorice I can unforget tasting for a long time.
>Ingredients: Mollasses, wheat flour, licorice, licorice extract,natural
>flavour (aniseed oil).
>
>Gotta pack of four on my desk right now. I guv that our hyooge great
>local aSnibsrusy may sell them in their organic section TAAW.
I still eschew aSnibsrusy for reasons I gave a while ago. Even their
orgasmic section. Even tho their store's only a few septifurlongs away
from hear.
>
>
>On the aniseed front, the tiny lickkle eTcsso in Briggus is selling
>bottles of Absinthe at the moment.
Absinthe znxrs the fart go Honda.
--
Frank Erskine
MJBC
Rugrat
> Absinthe znxrs the fart go Honda.
Gneg tb oybaqre, shirley?
Rugrat
t'other Allen
"Sena" <gwei...@ynys.fslife.co.uk> wrote in message
news:MPG.16beba134...@News.CIS.DFN.DE...
> In article <3C52F8A2...@clara.co.uk>, Jon Gurr said...
> > I read the ingredients and discovered that they
> > > in't gwd fer vegetarians. Sob. Me likes licrish, all sorts. Speshly
> > > them ones wivva ickle bobbles onna top. Hooter.
> > >
> >
> > www.panda.fl
> >
> > Panda Licorice bars, gottem from a local health-food-type place, nicest
> > licorice I can unforget tasting for a long time.
> > Ingredients: Mollasses, wheat flour, licorice, licorice extract,natural
> > flavour (aniseed oil).
> >
Dieing breed innit. Black market just goes overboard. You just try gettig
dolphin steaks TAAW
I do wish
> they'd do some of the ScaWegian salty stuff thobut, 'cos I cwd get it
> in my local (not very) Holland & Barrett then.
Carl .LHS. Williams
>Sena <gwei...@ynys.fslife.co.uk> writes:
>
>> In article <zo32fs...@ichimusai.org>, Ichimusai said...
>> > Sena <gwei...@ynys.fslife.co.uk> writes:
>> >
>> > > In article <200201202...@zetnet.co.uk>, Guy King said...
>> > > > > I likes the thick snadwichy ones, especially if they got a brown layer
>> > > > > on top. I like picking the layers off wiv me teef.
>> > > >
>> > > > Does anyone [1] eat Allsorts without dismolshing 'em first?
>> > > >
>> >
>> > > Not any more, since I read the ingredients and discovered that they
>> > > in't gwd fer vegetarians. Sob. Me likes licrish, all sorts. Speshly
>> > > them ones wivva ickle bobbles onna top. Hooter.
>> >
>> > Gelatine in em?
>> >
>> Yup.
>
>I gubhtug so. Is there a good alternative to gelatine? I mean it is a
>common protein though.
Depends wot yer want it for, I spose.
Much gelatine in commercial food is put there 'cos it's cheap and the
molishers CBA to molish the stuff properly, e.g. gruesome fake turkish
delight (proper stuff's cornstarch or summat), "quick gel" ("jello" in
mercadia?) based jelliform things (instead of arrowroot) and more or
less anything they think might need a bit of thickening up with a
dirt cheap waste product - cheesecakes, choklit cakes, FFS, and even
some yogurts. (One would tend to assume things like coffee cake, choccie
cake etc as sold in many cafes were veggie, but no, many are obhtug-in
from molishers who seem to think that gelatine is an essential part of
any cake mix.)
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>> The alien which happened to be occupying the body of Lisa
>> <som...@somewhere.com> on 25 Jan 2002 19:41:23 GMT wrote:
>>>> I strongly prefer salmiak licorice, which they don't have
>>>> outside of Scandinavia, so they don't have an English
>>>> word for it, but being such a sweet Swede (well, that
>>>> one *had* to show up eventually) you xabj what
>>>> "Salmialakrids" means.
>>>>
>>>
>>>Yum! Slurp! I erzrzore eating those a kiddie in Norway.
>>>Scrummy, they are, an' I miss 'em.
>>
>> Yes - They can be pretty addictive. I can try to take over
>> some when I come over around July, if I meet you there...
>> You got a favourite?
>>
>
>sitting here in sunny County Durham looking after a hubbie who
>will be recovering from his second hip replacement. Ho hum.
A case of hip, hip, horrah, trousers etc.?
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Lisa
news:a3893m$g...@yon-net.demon.co.uk:
> In article
> <Xns91A263F7FFF64l...@130.133.1.4>, Lisa
> <lisa_...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>MEow <nik...@aub.spammustdie.dk> wrote in
>>news:uqq35u08tcmqu20ee...@4ax.com:
>>
>>> The alien which happened to be occupying the body of Lisa
>>> <som...@somewhere.com> on 25 Jan 2002 19:41:23 GMT
>>> wrote:
>>>>> I strongly prefer salmiak licorice, which they don't
>>>>> have outside of Scandinavia, so they don't have an
>>>>> English word for it, but being such a sweet Swede
>>>>> (well, that one *had* to show up eventually) you xabj
>>>>> what "Salmialakrids" means.
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>>Yum! Slurp! I erzrzore eating those a kiddie in Norway.
>>>> Scrummy, they are, an' I miss 'em.
>>>
>>> Yes - They can be pretty addictive. I can try to take
>>> over some when I come over around July, if I meet you
>>> there... You got a favourite?
>>>
>>
>>Ah, unfortunately, I won't be going anywhere in July. I'll
>>be sitting here in sunny County Durham looking after a
>>hubbie who will be recovering from his second hip
>>replacement. Ho hum.
>
> A case of hip, hip, horrah, trousers etc.?
>
>
ROFL!
Guy King
from ca...@nospam.demon.co.uk (Carl .LHS. Williams) contains these words:
> >Ah, unfortunately, I won't be going anywhere in July. I'll be
> >sitting here in sunny County Durham looking after a hubbie who
> >will be recovering from his second hip replacement. Ho hum.
> A case of hip, hip, horrah, trousers etc.?
Hip Hip Horror!
Thomas Rushton
> Azza marrer of intrest, how do vegans molish cakie without any
> eggses?
>
> EMWTK
Banananana bread doesn't hfr eggses. At least, I don't erzrzore eggses
in the receipt. BICBW.
--
Thomas Rushton
At jbex somewhere in Bradford...
MEow
>>
>>> Azza marrer of intrest, how do vegans molish cakie without any
>>> eggses?
>>>
>>> EMWTK
>>
>>Banananana bread doesn't hfr eggses. At least, I don't erzrzore eggses
>>in the receipt. BICBW.
>
>banananananana bread?
I have a recipe for vegan chocolate cake.
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Thomas Rushton
> The alien which happened to be occupying the body of
> xenop...@hotmail.com on Thu, 31 Jan 2002 22:09:34 +0000 wrote:
>>>
>>>> Azza marrer of intrest, how do vegans molish cakie without any
>>>> eggses?
>>>>
>>>> EMWTK
>>>
>>>Banananana bread doesn't hfr eggses. At least, I don't erzrzore
>>>eggses in the receipt. BICBW.
>>
>>Well, maybe not, but wot about CHOCKLIT cake? Eh? Who cares about
>>banananananana bread?
>
> I have a recipe for vegan chocolate cake.
Post it here -- EMNTK and all that...
Oiorpata
>On Thu, 31 Jan 2002 00:08:30 -0000, Sena <gwei...@ynys.fslife.co.uk>,
>absently arranged the Scrabble tiles to spell out -
>>In article <2trg5u44em4iptve4...@4ax.com>,
>>xenop...@hotmail.com said...
>>> Azza marrer of intrest, how do vegans molish cakie without any eggses?
>>>
>>> EMWTK
>>>
>>Havant did it meself, but there's apparently a negg substitute
>>availabubble for them sort of porpoises.
>
>But what *is* it?
Soya flour, one tablespoon = one egg
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Frank Erskine
<ca...@nospam.demon.co.uk> writes
>
>Much gelatine in commercial food is put there 'cos it's cheap and the
>molishers CBA to molish the stuff properly, e.g. gruesome fake turkish
>delight (proper stuff's cornstarch or summat), "quick gel" ("jello" in
>mercadia?) based jelliform things (instead of arrowroot) and more or
>less anything they think might need a bit of thickening up with a
>dirt cheap waste product - cheesecakes, choklit cakes, FFS, and even
>some yogurts. (One would tend to assume things like coffee cake, choccie
>cake etc as sold in many cafes were veggie, but no, many are obhtug-in
>from molishers who seem to think that gelatine is an essential part of
>any cake mix.)
>
oil.
--
Frank Erskine
MJBC
Thomas Rushton
> I see a lot of tinned puddings, like spong and chocklit, contain
> fish oil.
And a lot of interesting-looking hot sauces are molished hfrvat
Worcestershire Sauce, WOCAV.
Ron Clark
<iLN48XAx...@g3wte.demon.co.uk>, Frank Erskine wrote this, or at least
some of this :-
Some of my suits have moth balls.
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MEow
<Thomas.Rush...@hammondsdirect.com> on 1 Feb 2002 08:06:32 GMT
wrote:
>>>>> Azza marrer of intrest, how do vegans molish cakie without any
>>>>> eggses?
>>>>>
>>>>> EMWTK
>>>>
>>>>Banananana bread doesn't hfr eggses. At least, I don't erzrzore
>>>>eggses in the receipt. BICBW.
>>>
>>>Well, maybe not, but wot about CHOCKLIT cake? Eh? Who cares about
>>>banananananana bread?
>>
>> I have a recipe for vegan chocolate cake.
>
>Post it here -- EMNTK and all that...
Done - I made a separate post with it...
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t'other Allen
<xenop...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:v1gj5u8jel5mg4gpr...@4ax.com...
> On 31 Jan 2002 08:41:31 GMT, Thomas Rushton
> <Thomas.Rush...@hammondsdirect.com>, absently arranged the
> Scrabble tiles to spell out -
> >
> >> Azza marrer of intrest, how do vegans molish cakie without any
> >> eggses?
> >>
> >> EMWTK
> >
> >Banananana bread doesn't hfr eggses. At least, I don't erzrzore eggses
> >in the receipt. BICBW.
>
> banananananana bread?
My gran, glod rest her cooking, used to make wunnerful banananana bread, an
I won't hear a word spoken against it.
Might read a few....
Frank Erskine
<clark_...@hotmail.com.home> writes
>
>My gran, glod rest her cooking, used to make wunnerful banananana bread, an
>I won't hear a word spoken against it.
>
--
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Sunderland
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t'other Allen
"Frank Erskine" <fr...@g3wte.demon.co.uk> wrote in message
news:NTzzasALo$W8E...@g3wte.demon.co.uk...
> In article <a3gkq8$3jq$1...@knossos.btinternet.com>, t'other Allen
> <clark_...@hotmail.com.home> writes
> >
> >My gran, glod rest her cooking, used to make wunnerful banananana bread,
an
> >I won't hear a word spoken against it.
> >
> recipe.txt
Alas she has gone to the big kitchenette in the sky, and I wasn't interested
in recipes when I had the chance to claim it as a legacy.
<sob>
Ichimusai
> >Soya flour, one tablespoon = one egg
>
> Yuk!
'S not that bad after trying it a while ago. At least I think I tried
it. Vegan friend molished summat with it.
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Ichimusai
> I see a lot of tinned puddings, like spong and chocklit, contain
> fish oil.
Good fer the ole blood pump.
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Ichimusai
> On Wed, 30 Jan 2002 22:23:45 +0000, Frank Erskine
> <fr...@g3wte.demon.co.uk>, absently arranged the Scrabble tiles to
> spell out -
> Urgle!
>
> Hardly vegan, or geggie, izzit?
Don't guvax so, no :)
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Austin Shackles
enlightened us thusly:
>Frank Erskine <fr...@g3wte.demon.co.uk> writes:
>
>> I see a lot of tinned puddings, like spong and chocklit, contain
>> fish oil.
>
>Good fer the ole blood pump.
alleged to be so, and 'tis as good an excuse as I've come across for
scoffing fishes.
but vegan, no. and WTF they need to puttit in pudding I dunno, 'less'n it's
cheap.
Ichimusai
> On or around 02 Feb 2002 19:48:14 +0000, Ichimusai <ic...@ichimusai.org>
> enlightened us thusly:
>
> >Frank Erskine <fr...@g3wte.demon.co.uk> writes:
> >
> >> I see a lot of tinned puddings, like spong and chocklit, contain
> >> fish oil.
> >
> >Good fer the ole blood pump.
>
> alleged to be so, and 'tis as good an excuse as I've come across for
> scoffing fishes.
I think however that the batter and deep fry oil is less so :-)
> but vegan, no. and WTF they need to puttit in pudding I dunno,
> 'less'n it's cheap.
Good question.
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Guy King
from Austin Shackles <aus...@ddol-las.fsnet.co.uk> contains these words:
> >> I see a lot of tinned puddings, like spong and chocklit, contain
> >> fish oil.
> >
> >Good fer the ole blood pump.
> alleged to be so, and 'tis as good an excuse as I've come across for
> scoffing fishes.
Trouble is, it prolly ain't good for the pump 'cos it's quite likely to
be hydrogenated.
R.Hinge
from Sn!pe <snip...@hotmail.com> contains these words:
> coj wrote in message <a2eckm$u1hl3$4...@ID-85784.news.dfncis.de>:
> > What's happened ? Has someone been rewriting the past ? ITWSBT ...
> I 'speck we've gotta ninfestation of Running Dog Revisionist
> Ca-pitt-alist Lackeys wiv Tipp-Ex and Big Bungies
ITYM the Madonna wiv the big bungies innit.
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R.Hinge
from Ichimusai <ic...@ichimusai.org> contains these words:
> > In article <200201202...@zetnet.co.uk>, Guy King said...
> > > > I likes the thick snadwichy ones, especially if they got a brown layer
> > > > on top. I like picking the layers off wiv me teef.
> > >
> > > Does anyone [1] eat Allsorts without dismolshing 'em first?
> > >
> > Not any more, since I read the ingredients and discovered that they
> > in't gwd fer vegetarians. Sob. Me likes licrish, all sorts. Speshly
> > them ones wivva ickle bobbles onna top. Hooter.
> Gelatine in em?
IRTA Geraldine in em?
R.Hinge
from Guy King <guy....@zetnet.co.uk> contains these words:
> The message <B1BEJXAA...@godwit.demon.co.uk>
> from Bob Goddard <ne...@godwit.demon.co.uk> contains these words:
> > I likes the thick snadwichy ones, especially if they got a brown layer
> > on top. I like picking the layers off wiv me teef.
> Does anyone [1] eat Allsorts without dismolshing 'em first?
> [1] Apart from when in a feeding frenzy, during which all things are
> permissable.
I usually unmembers them TAAAW.
R.Hinge
from Oiorpata <oior...@spamtrap.nu> contains these words:
> >>Havant did it meself, but there's apparently a negg substitute
> >>availabubble for them sort of porpoises.
> >
> >But what *is* it?
> Soya flour, one tablespoon = one egg
That only provides the protein, it dussen't bind at all. Dussen't
thicken much either.
R.Hinge
from xenop...@hotmail.com contains these words:
> >Havant did it meself, but there's apparently a negg substitute
> >availabubble for them sort of porpoises.
> But what *is* it?
Mainly cronflower IIRC. If you wants something to fikken up a cake
you could try xanthum gum and/or whey powder - if you can find them.
R.Hinge
from Sena <gwei...@ynys.fslife.co.uk> contains these words:
> >
> > EMWTK
> >
> availabubble for them sort of porpoises.
Tride it once - mild allergy to eggses [1]. Horrid, and dussent jbex
like eggses at all. Made some pancakes, an they jus fell apart
gettign them outer the pan. Fell aprat when toffing them TAAAW.
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[1] not to mild
R.Hinge
from Austin Shackles <aus...@ddol-las.fsnet.co.uk> contains these words:
> >> I see a lot of tinned puddings, like spong and chocklit, contain
> >> fish oil.
> >
> >Good fer the ole blood pump.
> alleged to be so, and 'tis as good an excuse as I've come across for
> scoffing fishes.
> but vegan, no. and WTF they need to puttit in pudding I dunno, 'less'n it's
> cheap.
Good way to get apprentices to eat it.
R.Hinge
> > >Soya flour, one tablespoon = one egg
> >
> > Yuk!
> 'S not that bad after trying it a while ago. At least I think I tried
> it. Vegan friend molished summat with it.
Soya flour is pleasant: I sometimes adds some when I'm molishing custrad.
Ichimusai
Who?
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Austin Shackles
<horrid...@oilfree.com> enlightened us thusly:
>The message <r1gj5u8icp3g6ajd9...@4ax.com>
> from xenop...@hotmail.com contains these words:
>
>> >Havant did it meself, but there's apparently a negg substitute
>> >availabubble for them sort of porpoises.
>
>> But what *is* it?
>
> Mainly cronflower IIRC. If you wants something to fikken up a cake
>you could try xanthum gum and/or whey powder - if you can find them.
arbut whey powder aren't vegan, NTAAW.
Austin Shackles
enlightened us thusly:
not in the fishes thobut. prolly is in the cake, mind.
Guy King
from R.Hinge <horrid...@oilfree.com> contains these words:
> > Does anyone [1] eat Allsorts without dismolshing 'em first?
> > [1] Apart from when in a feeding frenzy, during which all things are
> > permissable.
> I usually unmembers them TAAAW.
I can't imagine not unpicking 'em before scoffing...unless you're
driving at the time.
Talking of unpicking...my Quickupick has gorn blunt and I don't have
anything small enough to unblunt it with. Bit of a hooter. The tension
went wrong half way through doing Inky's second curtain [1] and it took
ages to unpick it with a scalpel.
[1] Bright orange with blue dots the size of milkbockletops. He chose
it, I'm having to wear sunglarses to jbex with it.
Carl .LHS. Williams
<xenop...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>On 30 Jan 2002 07:57:34 -0000, ca...@nospam.demon.co.uk (Carl .LHS.
>Williams), absently arranged the Scrabble tiles to spell out -
>>(One would tend to assume things like coffee cake, choccie
>>cake etc as sold in many cafes were veggie, but no, many are obhtug-in
>>from molishers who seem to think that gelatine is an essential part of
>>any cake mix.)
>
>
>Azza marrer of intrest, how do vegans molish cakie without any eggses?
Nikitta posts the recipes...
Yer doan really need eggs, though. Sponges jbex just fine w/out, if you
get the mix right and cook 'em quickly, and y'can subst. various things
depending on what the eggs s'posed ter do - apples is one suggestion I've
heard, but I know not the details, being not much of a cake molisher.
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Carl .LHS. Williams
Guy King <guy....@zetnet.co.uk> wrote:
>The message <a3893m$g...@yon-net.demon.co.uk>
> from ca...@nospam.demon.co.uk (Carl .LHS. Williams) contains these words:
>
>> >Ah, unfortunately, I won't be going anywhere in July. I'll be
>> >sitting here in sunny County Durham looking after a hubbie who
>> >will be recovering from his second hip replacement. Ho hum.
>
>> A case of hip, hip, horrah, trousers etc.?
>
>Hip Hip Horror!
I preferred "horrah" - like Hunting Tigers Out In IndiaH, innit.
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Paul Clark
> Fer some reason, fish oil and fish meal are dedd cheep. So cheap that
> fish meal is used as a land fertilizer. While we are killing speciles
> like the common skate in the Vevfu sea, and cod in the Trezna Sea...
> S'a crazy world, innit.
Apparently trawlers fishing for sea bass are killing dolphins around
the Bay of Biscay.
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>
> The message <r1gj5u8icp3g6ajd9...@4ax.com>
> from xenop...@hotmail.com contains these words:
>
> > >Havant did it meself, but there's apparently a negg substitute
> > >availabubble for them sort of porpoises.
>
> > But what *is* it?
>
> Mainly cronflower IIRC. If you wants something to fikken up a cake
> you could try xanthum gum and/or whey powder - if you can find them.
I've seen recipes with powdered almonds in, but I don't know why.
Gosh, what a useful post.
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assembled multitudes, agog with barely concealed anticipation:
>> Mainly cronflower IIRC. If you wants something to fikken up a cake
>> you could try xanthum gum and/or whey powder - if you can find them.
>
>I've seen recipes with powdered almonds in, but I don't know why.
>
I spect you were looking fer summat else at the time and just sort of
happened on them, perchance, loike...
HTH.
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MEow
minding my own business, when suddenly at Sun, 3 Feb 2002 09:38:00
GMT, R.Hinge <horrid...@oilfree.com> appeared in front of me and
said:
>> > What's happened ? Has someone been rewriting the past ? ITWSBT ...
>
>> I 'speck we've gotta ninfestation of Running Dog Revisionist
>> Ca-pitt-alist Lackeys wiv Tipp-Ex and Big Bungies
>
>ITYM the Madonna wiv the big bungies innit.
IRTA "Madonna in a big bungey-jump"
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Carl .LHS. Williams
R.Hinge <horrid...@oilfree.com> wrote:
>The message <MPG.16c29b59c...@News.CIS.DFN.DE>
> from Sena <gwei...@ynys.fslife.co.uk> contains these words:
>> In article <2trg5u44em4iptve4...@4ax.com>,
>> xenop...@hotmail.com said...
>> > Azza marrer of intrest, how do vegans molish cakie without any eggses?
>> >
>> > EMWTK
>> >
>> Havant did it meself, but there's apparently a negg substitute
>> availabubble for them sort of porpoises.
>
> Tride it once - mild allergy to eggses [1]. Horrid, and dussent jbex
>like eggses at all. Made some pancakes, an they jus fell apart
>gettign them outer the pan. Fell aprat when toffing them TAAAW.
Local caff molishes (allegedly) vegan pancakes. I'll ask. Which might
mean I has ter disabuse 'em should it turn out they guvax egggs is vegan,
but it's a wossname yer take, innit.
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> from R.Hinge <horrid...@oilfree.com> contains these words:
>
>> > Does anyone [1] eat Allsorts without dismolshing 'em first?
>
>> > [1] Apart from when in a feeding frenzy, during which all things are
>> > permissable.
>
>> I usually unmembers them TAAAW.
>
>I can't imagine not unpicking 'em before scoffing...unless you're
>driving at the time.
>
>Talking of unpicking...my Quickupick has gorn blunt and I don't have
>anything small enough to unblunt it with. Bit of a hooter.
Nah, that won't do it - wot you need is a lickle diamond studded rod.
But if quickunpicks are still as foft as the last one I had, you could
try wrapping a bit of paper 'round a meccano axle to do the initial
sharpening, and finish to razor edge on a bright, smooth stainless steel
rod of some sort, or the functional equivalent thereof. S/s kitching
knives are quite good for honing small, sharp blades, IME.
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> from Ichimusai <ic...@ichimusai.org> contains these words:
>> xenop...@hotmail.com writes:
>
>> > >Soya flour, one tablespoon = one egg
>> >
>> > Yuk!
>
>> 'S not that bad after trying it a while ago. At least I think I tried
>> it. Vegan friend molished summat with it.
>
> Soya flour is pleasant: I sometimes adds some when I'm molishing custrad.
Xenophilia is 'lergic tuit, or at least seriously doesn't like soya
anything.
Here, Geraldine, weren't you after non-dairy milk thingies which weren't
soya milk a while back? Did someone mention the Rice Dream stuff?
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Uncle Julie
Williams) wrote:
>^>Talking of unpicking...my Quickupick has gorn blunt and I don't have
>^>anything small enough to unblunt it with. Bit of a hooter.
>^
>^Nah, that won't do it - wot you need is a lickle diamond studded rod.
>^
>^But if quickunpicks are still as foft as the last one I had, you could
>^try wrapping a bit of paper 'round a meccano axle to do the initial
>^sharpening, and finish to razor edge on a bright, smooth stainless steel
>^rod of some sort, or the functional equivalent thereof. S/s kitching
>^knives are quite good for honing small, sharp blades, IME.
>^
Ar. Someone unknown must've done that with a razor blade to my jeans
pocket last Friday night, Sometime between 11 and 11:30 the side and
base of the pocket opened, and wallet removed. Ł15, two credit cards
and a debit card gone. And a 30 year old wallet I was quite fond of.
But not, by then, attached to. Could'a been worse.
Hooter.
Uncle Julie
Eccles
Guy King
from ca...@nospam.demon.co.uk (Carl .LHS. Williams) contains these words:
> Nah, that won't do it - wot you need is a lickle diamond studded rod.
I nearly ohled one when I got my diamond studded folding sharpener.
Luvverly thing.
Guy King
from Uncle Julie <peterd...@ntlworld.com> contains these words:
> Ar. Someone unknown must've done that with a razor blade to my jeans
> pocket last Friday night, Sometime between 11 and 11:30 the side and
> base of the pocket opened, and wallet removed. Ł15, two credit cards
> and a debit card gone. And a 30 year old wallet I was quite fond of.
> But not, by then, attached to. Could'a been worse.
Yeah, they could have slashed yer buttocks.
Bad luck anyway. Now you'll have to go ohl some chain-mail strides.
Uncle Julie
wrote:
>^The message <g9b46u0dbto2skspb...@4ax.com>
>^ from Uncle Julie <peterd...@ntlworld.com> contains these words:
>^
>^> Ar. Someone unknown must've done that with a razor blade to my jeans
>^> pocket last Friday night, Sometime between 11 and 11:30 the side and
>^> base of the pocket opened, and wallet removed. Ł15, two credit cards
>^> and a debit card gone. And a 30 year old wallet I was quite fond of.
>^> But not, by then, attached to. Could'a been worse.
>^
>^Yeah, they could have slashed yer buttocks.
>^
>^Bad luck anyway. Now you'll have to go ohl some chain-mail strides.
Nah, just get the sewing chamine out. One day. Soon-ish. Tuits
permitting.
Uncle Julie
Eccles
Guy King
from Uncle Julie <peterd...@ntlworld.com> contains these words:
> Nah, just get the sewing chamine out. One day. Soon-ish. Tuits
> permitting.
Great fun, sewing chamines. Now that I've got mine mostly jbexing I
shall have to think of something else to do with it...apart from
remaking the marginal curtains.
Anyone want a pair of lined curtains that when closed will cover an area
of about a yard wide by about 42" high? Picture of alarming fabric at...
www.users.zetnet.co.uk/gking/dotty.jpg