OT: Childish puns
Kevin Stone
Q. What's better than seeing a catfish?
A. Seeing a fish bowl.
Everyone post their favourite...
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Kev
simonk
"Kevin Stone" <newsa...@HotPOP.com> wrote in message
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> Hi,
>
> Q. What's better than seeing a catfish?
> A. Seeing a fish bowl.
Q: Why are pirates so ferocious?
A: Because they just arrrrr
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simonk
Howard
raden
<sim...@privacy.invalid> writes
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geoff
Krusty
A man walked into a bar. "Ouch!"
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fish
"Krusty" <dontw...@nowhere.invalid> wrote in message
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> Howard wrote:
>
>> simonk wrote:
>> > "Kevin Stone" <newsa...@HotPOP.com> wrote in message
>> > news:3pr7qgF...@individual.net...
>> >
>> > > Hi,
>> > >
>> > > Q. What's better than seeing a catfish?
>> > > A. Seeing a fish bowl.
>> >
>> >
>> > Q: Why are pirates so ferocious?
>> > A: Because they just arrrrr
>> >
>> What would you rather be or a wasp?
>
> A man walked into a bar. "Ouch!"
A dyslexic man walks in to a bra
Ken
B12
Switters
allegedly wrote:
> Everyone post their favourite...
Initially I thought this'd be a crap thread, but I just got sent this
joke...
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing.
He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were
killed."
"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"
His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching
as the President sits, head in hands.
Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"
Mikey
Q. What's better than daffodils on your piano?
A. Tulips on your organ.
Mikey
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R1150GS
Nick Brooks
Park the car, man.
Howard
> Kevin Stone wrote:
>
>> Hi,
>>
>> Q. What's better than seeing a catfish?
>> A. Seeing a fish bowl.
>>
>> Everyone post their favourite...
> What do you do if you see a spaceman?
> Park the car, man.
What's red and invisible?
No tomatoes.
Dr Ivan D. Reid
wrote in <rk7o03-...@mercury.tcm.vispa.net.uk>:
> Kevin Stone wrote:
>> Hi,
>> Q. What's better than seeing a catfish?
>> A. Seeing a fish bowl.
>> Everyone post their favourite...
> What do you do if you see a spaceman?
> Park the car, man.
Spike Milligna[1] reckoned a specimen was an Italian astronaut --
and an aperitif was a set of dentures!
[1] The well-known typing error
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sweller
> Q. What's better than seeing a catfish?
> A. Seeing a fish bowl.
Q. What's red and lies in the gutter.
A. A dead bus.
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Simon
sweller
> Q. What's better than seeing a catfish?
> A. Seeing a fish bowl.
Q. Whats black and white, red all over but can't go through doors.
A. A nun with a spear through her head.
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Simon
Big Dave
"Halla" <ha...@drunkenbastards.spam.com> wrote in message
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> On 26 Sep 2005 22:45:08 GMT, "Krusty" <dontw...@nowhere.invalid>
> blethered:
>
>>Howard wrote:
>>
>>> simonk wrote:
>>> > "Kevin Stone" <newsa...@HotPOP.com> wrote in message
>>> > news:3pr7qgF...@individual.net...
>>> >
>>> > > Hi,
>>> > >
>>> > > Q. What's better than seeing a catfish?
>>> > > A. Seeing a fish bowl.
>>> >
>>> >
>>> > Q: Why are pirates so ferocious?
>>> > A: Because they just arrrrr
>>> >
>>> What would you rather be or a wasp?
>>
>>A man walked into a bar. "Ouch!"
>
> thing?'
Two parrots on perch, one says to the other "Can you smell fish?"
Grimly Curmudgeon
drugs began to take hold. I remember "Big Dave"
<flyi...@btopenworld.com> saying something like:
Two flies on a lump of shite; one farts, and the other says,
"Do you mind? I'm having my dinner."
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Dave
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ogden
>
> We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
> drugs began to take hold. I remember "Big Dave"
> <flyi...@btopenworld.com> saying something like:
>
> >
> >"Halla" <ha...@drunkenbastards.spam.com> wrote in message
> >news:fkqij11s8mtcfs6ug...@4ax.com...
> >> On 26 Sep 2005 22:45:08 GMT, "Krusty" <dontw...@nowhere.invalid>
> >> blethered:
> >>
> >>
> >> Two fish in a tank, one says to the other 'How do you drive this
> >> thing?'
> >
> >Two parrots on perch, one says to the other "Can you smell fish?"
>
> Two flies on a lump of shite; one farts, and the other says,
> "Do you mind? I'm having my dinner."
Bill and Ben are having a bath.
Bill says "flobalobalobalob"
Ben says "if that stinks, you're dead."
--
ogden, zx7r, amazed that two people laughed their arses off at the
very same joke just yesterday.
AndrewR
> Bill and Ben are having a bath.
>
> Bill says "flobalobalobalob"
>
> Ben says
"If you loved me you'd swallow that"
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The speccy Geordie twat.
frag
What goes white, red, black and bubbles all over?
A baby in a microwave.
What's red and hangs in trees?
A baby that has been hit by a snowblower.
(more here
http://www.totse.com/en/ego/no_laughing_matter/babies.html
the first one I heard decades ago)
What's the definition of a man hole cover?
A tampax.
<sorry, coat, get mine, I'll>
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Colin Irvine
<newsa...@HotPOP.com> squeezed out the following:
One of our Psychiatrists started keeping his wife under the bed, 'cos
he thought she was a little potty.
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Eddie
>
> Bill says "flobalobalobalob"
>
> Ben says
"Don't be silly, Bill; you know you can't drive when you're drunk."
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Eddie ed...@deguello.org
Grimly Curmudgeon
<Colin....@spamcop.net> saying something like:
>One of our Psychiatrists started keeping his wife under the bed, 'cos
>he thought she was a little potty.
What's a sychiatrist?
A psychiatrist in a swimming pool having a silent P.
Owen
snibbit
>> >>>A man walked into a bar. "Ouch!"
>> >>
>> >> Two fish in a tank, one says to the other 'How do you drive this
>> >> thing?'
>> >
>> >Two parrots on perch, one says to the other "Can you smell fish?"
>>
>> Two flies on a lump of shite; one farts, and the other says,
>> "Do you mind? I'm having my dinner."
>
>Bill and Ben are having a bath.
>
>Bill says "flobalobalobalob"
>
>Ben says "if that stinks, you're dead."
seven dwarves ina bed all feelin' happy, happy got out...
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O
Life... mostly works...
Lady Nina
wrote:
>
>snibbit
>
>
>seven dwarves ina bed all feelin' happy, happy got out...
That must have been after Snow White got thrown out of Disneyland for
sitting on Pinocchio's face and shouting 'Lie you bastard, lie'.
--
Lady Nina
For a short while longer.
raden
<newsa...@HotPOP.com> writes
3 pregnant women sat in bed in the maternity ward, all knitting. 1st one
takes 2 pills, turns to the others and says 'calcium, good for me, good
for baby' 2nd one reaches to bedside table, picks up 2 pills and necks
em saying 'vitamin C, good for me, good for my baby'. 3rd pregnant woman
reaches to the bedside table and she too picks up 2 pills and necks, she
turns to the others and sez 'thalidomide, i cant fucking knit sleeves'.
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geoff