It's only an Eaton ...
Pip
On the A1(M)/M25 junction at 07:30.
Sounds like the Max is pretty mangled, languishing in a storage yard
in Stevenage pro tem.
WUN is languishing in Barnet General, with a broken wrist, cuts and
bruises. They'll operate on his wrist soon, so he'll at least get
some titanium from the NHS.
As an aside, Cane lost his tail pack from the back of the Blade on the
way across, but apparently there's plenty of shops over there that
sell tight black Tshirts and thongs, so he'll be OK.
--
Pip: B12
Krusty
> Ewok down.
>
> On the A1(M)/M25 junction at 07:30.
>
> Sounds like the Max is pretty mangled, languishing in a storage yard
> in Stevenage pro tem.
>
> WUN is languishing in Barnet General, with a broken wrist, cuts and
> bruises. They'll operate on his wrist soon, so he'll at least get
> some titanium from the NHS.
Fuck. It's not his wanking hand is it?
> As an aside, Cane lost his tail pack from the back of the Blade on the
> way across, but apparently there's plenty of shops over there that
> sell tight black Tshirts and thongs, so he'll be OK.
Bleach...mind...now.
--
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steve auvache
eNO...@NOSPAMgmail.com> writes
>Ewok down.
So there is a place free then? Anybody got TOG's mobile number?
--
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A Bloo one with built in safety features
Mark Olson
> Ewok down.
>
> On the A1(M)/M25 junction at 07:30.
>
> Sounds like the Max is pretty mangled, languishing in a storage yard
> in Stevenage pro tem.
>
> WUN is languishing in Barnet General, with a broken wrist, cuts and
> bruises. They'll operate on his wrist soon, so he'll at least get
> some titanium from the NHS.
Erk! Pass on a GWS from me.
> As an aside, Cane lost his tail pack from the back of the Blade on the
> way across, but apparently there's plenty of shops over there that
> sell tight black Tshirts and thongs, so he'll be OK.
More importantly, were any UKRM spangly stickers lost?
--
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Eiron
> WUN is languishing in Barnet General, with a broken wrist, cuts and
> bruises. They'll operate on his wrist soon, so he'll at least get
> some titanium from the NHS.
GWS. If anyone is in contact with WUN, please pass it on.
--
Eiron.
May contain traces of irony.
MikeH
> Ewok down.
>
> On the A1(M)/M25 junction at 07:30.
>
> Sounds like the Max is pretty mangled, languishing in a storage yard
> in Stevenage pro tem.
>
> WUN is languishing in Barnet General, with a broken wrist, cuts and
> bruises. They'll operate on his wrist soon, so he'll at least get
> some titanium from the NHS.
"Wounded Uncle Nigel"
> As an aside, Cane lost his tail pack from the back of the Blade on the
> way across, but apparently there's plenty of shops over there that
> sell tight black Tshirts and thongs, so he'll be OK.
>
--
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R1100RS
The Longhaired Boxhead aka Timo via MotorcycleKB.com
>Ewok down.
>
>On the A1(M)/M25 junction at 07:30.
>
>Sounds like the Max is pretty mangled, languishing in a storage yard
>in Stevenage pro tem.
>
>WUN is languishing in Barnet General, with a broken wrist, cuts and
>bruises. They'll operate on his wrist soon, so he'll at least get
>some titanium from the NHS.
The clumsy cnut. Pass on a GWS from me, willya?
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antonye
>
> WUN is languishing in Barnet General, with a broken wrist, cuts and
> bruises. They'll operate on his wrist soon, so he'll at least get
> some titanium from the NHS.
>
> As an aside, Cane lost his tail pack from the back of the Blade on the
> way across, but apparently there's plenty of shops over there that
> sell tight black Tshirts and thongs, so he'll be OK.
Clumsy cunts.
Let me know if you need any transport help, etc.
--
Antony
Buzby
> Ewok down.
>
> On the A1(M)/M25 junction at 07:30.
>
> Sounds like the Max is pretty mangled, languishing in a storage yard
> in Stevenage pro tem.
>
> WUN is languishing in Barnet General, with a broken wrist, cuts and
> bruises. They'll operate on his wrist soon, so he'll at least get
> some titanium from the NHS.
Clumsy twat. GWS WUN.
--
Buzby
There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot
prawn
> Ewok down.
>
> On the A1(M)/M25 junction at 07:30.
>
> Sounds like the Max is pretty mangled, languishing in a storage yard
> in Stevenage pro tem.
>
> WUN is languishing in Barnet General, with a broken wrist, cuts and
> bruises. They'll operate on his wrist soon, so he'll at least get
> some titanium from the NHS.
>
Oh arse. For the record I don't want any of the contents of his garage
should his limp wrist get worserer.
--
p BotM#1 LotR#9
eric the brave
> Ewok down.
>
> On the A1(M)/M25 junction at 07:30.
>
> Sounds like the Max is pretty mangled, languishing in a storage yard
> in Stevenage pro tem.
>
> WUN is languishing in Barnet General, with a broken wrist, cuts and
> bruises. They'll operate on his wrist soon, so he'll at least get
> some titanium from the NHS.
It's not been good so far this year. One of my mates appears to be
paralysed from the waist down after crashing on the way down to our
Le-mans BOS trip. He came of his bike on the M4 in Cardiff. He's had a
relapse and is even worse now. Shit indeed.
--
--
ZX10R in the correct colour.
Triumph Sprint ST for long two up touring.
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Work in progress
>Ewok down.
I knew those lightspeeders were too big for him.
>On the A1(M)/M25 junction at 07:30.
>
>Sounds like the Max is pretty mangled, languishing in a storage yard
>in Stevenage pro tem.
>
>WUN is languishing in Barnet General, with a broken wrist, cuts and
>bruises. They'll operate on his wrist soon, so he'll at least get
>some titanium from the NHS.
He'll be offering nurses werther's originals in no time.
>As an aside, Cane lost his tail pack from the back of the Blade on the
>way across, but apparently there's plenty of shops over there that
>sell tight black Tshirts and thongs, so he'll be OK.
<g>
--
Work in progress
Switters
allegedly wrote:
> Ewok down.
FFS even I read BGN's advice, and it clearly stated DFC!
Does he work still, or is he retired yet? If the former, he needs to
contact them pronto and cancel his leave.
Simon Wilson
Now I don't feel so bad dropping my veefer this morning.
--
/Simon
Nige
Ouch, could have been worse.
--
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Nige
Subaru WRX (54)
Land Rover Discovery II (2001)
BMW GS1200 (2007)
Honda CBR900RR Fireblade (1997)
Cab
The amusing thing is that loads of ukrm members Saw the accident and
didn't realize that the clumsy cunt was WUN and so didn't take any
pictures. Yes there is a room free.
Brownz (Mobile)
> Ewok down.
>
> On the A1(M)/M25 junction at 07:30.
I guess the V-Max was spooked by a slight curve in the road ahead then.
GWS WUN.
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R
"Pip" <gingerbl...@NOSPAMgmail.com> wrote in message
news:7sem33dvf9f2uaei9...@4ax.com...
> Ewok down.
>
> On the A1(M)/M25 junction at 07:30.
>
> Sounds like the Max is pretty mangled, languishing in a storage yard
> in Stevenage pro tem.
>
> WUN is languishing in Barnet General, with a broken wrist, cuts and
> bruises. They'll operate on his wrist soon, so he'll at least get
> some titanium from the NHS.
GWS Nigel.....please pass on the message Pip
> As an aside, Cane lost his tail pack from the back of the Blade on the
> way across, but apparently there's plenty of shops over there that
> sell tight black Tshirts and thongs, so he'll be OK.
Gotta have summat to put in em I spose
Steve Parry
Pip <gingerbl...@NOSPAMgmail.com> wibbled
> Ewok down.
>
> On the A1(M)/M25 junction at 07:30.
>
> Sounds like the Max is pretty mangled, languishing in a storage yard
> in Stevenage pro tem.
>
> WUN is languishing in Barnet General, with a broken wrist, cuts and
> bruises. They'll operate on his wrist soon, so he'll at least get
> some titanium from the NHS.
GWS that man
<snip>
--
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K100RS SE & F650
and a 520i SE Touring for comfort
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DR
Fook. GWS that man.
--
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GSF1200N K3
Donald
Just as well he wasn't wearing one those headless rider t-shirts.
GWS.
--
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Steve
"Pip" <gingerbl...@NOSPAMgmail.com> wrote:
Arse - GWS WUN.
Thinks - you did fit those R1 calipers I gave you didn't you?
Steve
--
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1999 VN800
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David Thomas
"Pip" <gingerbl...@NOSPAMgmail.com> wrote in message
news:7sem33dvf9f2uaei9...@4ax.com...
Hope your soon on the mend WUN, all the best mate.
David
Pip Luscher
>Ewok down.
>
>On the A1(M)/M25 junction at 07:30.
>
>Sounds like the Max is pretty mangled, languishing in a storage yard
>in Stevenage pro tem.
>
>WUN is languishing in Barnet General, with a broken wrist, cuts and
>bruises. They'll operate on his wrist soon, so he'll at least get
>some titanium from the NHS.
The silly, silly sod. GWS WUN.
>As an aside, Cane lost his tail pack from the back of the Blade on the
>way across,
The channel?
--
-Pip
Molly
"Pip" <gingerbl...@NOSPAMgmail.com> wrote in message
news:7sem33dvf9f2uaei9...@4ax.com...
>
> On the A1(M)/M25 junction at 07:30.
>
> Sounds like the Max is pretty mangled, languishing in a storage yard
> in Stevenage pro tem.
>
> WUN is languishing in Barnet General, with a broken wrist, cuts and
> bruises. They'll operate on his wrist soon, so he'll at least get
> some titanium from the NHS.
Poor sod, GWS WUN.
> As an aside, Cane lost his tail pack from the back of the Blade on the
> way across, but apparently there's plenty of shops over there that
> sell tight black Tshirts and thongs, so he'll be OK.
heh
--
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http://www.sportsbike.org/pink.jpg ).
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DFWAG#2, DS#2, DIAABTCOD#20. remove "thisbit" in the reply
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mb
> On Fri, 04 May 2007 14:00:54 GMT, Pip <gingerbl...@NOSPAMgmail.com>
> allegedly wrote:
>
>> Ewok down.
>
> FFS even I read BGN's advice, and it clearly stated DFC!
>
>
Yebbut, it didn't say "do be careful, Bond".
GWS WUN.
--
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FJ1200
Beav
"Nige" <nigel.inc...@btinternet.com> wrote in message
news:-6idnUx5eoP...@pipex.net...
> Pip wrote:
>> Ewok down.
>>
>> On the A1(M)/M25 junction at 07:30.
>>
>> Sounds like the Max is pretty mangled, languishing in a storage yard
>> in Stevenage pro tem.
>>
>> WUN is languishing in Barnet General, with a broken wrist, cuts and
>> bruises. They'll operate on his wrist soon, so he'll at least get
>> some titanium from the NHS.
>>
>> As an aside, Cane lost his tail pack from the back of the Blade on
>> the way across, but apparently there's plenty of shops over there
>> that sell tight black Tshirts and thongs, so he'll be OK.
>
> Ouch, could have been worse.
Yeah, it could've been me.
Pass on a GWS request to WUN from me (someone)
--
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VN 750
Zed 1000
OMF# 19
Beav
"Pip" <gingerbl...@NOSPAMgmail.com> wrote in message
news:7sem33dvf9f2uaei9...@4ax.com...
>
> On the A1(M)/M25 junction at 07:30.
Oooh, send him a GWS if you please.
>
> Sounds like the Max is pretty mangled, languishing in a storage yard
> in Stevenage pro tem.
Any idea what clumsiness caused him to break the bike?
>
> WUN is languishing in Barnet General, with a broken wrist, cuts and
> bruises.
And wrist.
They'll operate on his wrist soon, so he'll at least get
> some titanium from the NHS.
Bugger.
>
> As an aside, Cane lost his tail pack from the back of the Blade on the
> way across, but apparently there's plenty of shops over there that
> sell tight black Tshirts and thongs, so he'll be OK.
GWS to Cane too.
Nige
Heh. He might think I'm a daft cunt, but i don't like hearing about
folk hitting it hard.
Not good, ever.
Tosspot
> Ewok down.
>
> On the A1(M)/M25 junction at 07:30.
>
> Sounds like the Max is pretty mangled, languishing in a storage yard
> in Stevenage pro tem.
'Tis a sorry predicament for a Max.
> WUN is languishing in Barnet General, with a broken wrist, cuts and
> bruises. They'll operate on his wrist soon, so he'll at least get
> some titanium from the NHS.
Heh! I got some of that in my collar bone.
> As an aside, Cane lost his tail pack from the back of the Blade on the
> way across, but apparently there's plenty of shops over there that
> sell tight black Tshirts and thongs, so he'll be OK.
But what about his tail pack?
Pete M
Pip <gingerbl...@NOSPAMgmail.com> wittered on forthwith;
> Ewok down.
>
> On the A1(M)/M25 junction at 07:30.
>
> Sounds like the Max is pretty mangled, languishing in a storage yard
> in Stevenage pro tem.
>
> bruises. They'll operate on his wrist soon, so he'll at least get
> some titanium from the NHS.
Bugger, GWS WUN.
"The man with the podium placed, rearset wrist?"
--
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Golf GTi Mk2 2.0 8v
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Speedgazebo
"Pip" <gingerbl...@NOSPAMgmail.com> wrote in message
news:7sem33dvf9f2uaei9...@4ax.com...
>
> On the A1(M)/M25 junction at 07:30.
>
> Sounds like the Max is pretty mangled, languishing in a storage yard
> in Stevenage pro tem.
>
> WUN is languishing in Barnet General, with a broken wrist, cuts and
> bruises. They'll operate on his wrist soon, so he'll at least get
> some titanium from the NHS.
>
> way across, but apparently there's plenty of shops over there that
> sell tight black Tshirts and thongs, so he'll be OK.
>
morning, heard it on the travel news.
GWS
--
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steve auvache
eBUGG...@btinternet.com> writes
>
>Heh. He might think I'm a daft cunt, but i don't like hearing about
>folk hitting it hard.
ffs, it was an "off", shit happens.
>
>Not good, ever.
With half a thousand contributors to ukrm it surprises me we don't hear
about more and if you can't stand the pain put your fingers in your
ears.
Besides is was only a Nigel.
--
steve auvache
A Bloo one with built in safety features
Mungo "Two Sheds" Toadfoot
> Ewok down.
>
> On the A1(M)/M25 junction at 07:30.
>
> Sounds like the Max is pretty mangled, languishing in a storage yard
> in Stevenage pro tem.
>
> WUN is languishing in Barnet General, with a broken wrist, cuts and
> bruises. They'll operate on his wrist soon, so he'll at least get
> some titanium from the NHS.
Oops. GWS WUN. He was saying how well the Max handled. Or something similar.
--
Si - XV535
Adrian
were saying :
> I was driving that way this morning, heard it on the travel news.
Wonder if he caused the backlog which was still causing chaos - and at
least one other shunt (and an opposite rubbernecking shunt) - as far back
as J17 at a bit after 9...
(BTW, WUN - you probably won't remember, but you flogged me your missus'
CBT 18mo back - GWS from here, y'silly sod.)
Paul Corfield
>Ewok down.
>
>On the A1(M)/M25 junction at 07:30.
>
>Sounds like the Max is pretty mangled, languishing in a storage yard
>in Stevenage pro tem.
>
>WUN is languishing in Barnet General, with a broken wrist, cuts and
>bruises. They'll operate on his wrist soon, so he'll at least get
>some titanium from the NHS.
Oh FFS. GWS WUN.
>As an aside, Cane lost his tail pack from the back of the Blade on the
>way across, but apparently there's plenty of shops over there that
>sell tight black Tshirts and thongs, so he'll be OK.
I'm sure he'll cope.
--
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Admits to working for London Underground!
Ofnuts
> Ewok down.
>
> On the A1(M)/M25 junction at 07:30.
>
> Sounds like the Max is pretty mangled, languishing in a storage yard
> in Stevenage pro tem.
>
> WUN is languishing in Barnet General, with a broken wrist, cuts and
> bruises. They'll operate on his wrist soon, so he'll at least get
> some titanium from the NHS.
Urgh. GWS and all that. In France, when the cops arrive at the accident,
the first thing they do is to fine you for "lack of control of the
vehicle" (really). French bikers tend to leave the place of crash
quickly by their own means and check they are not leaving any limb or
head behind, just in case it could be used to track them.
--
Bd.
o.f.n...@la.poste.net (drop dots except last)
TDM850/UKRMMA#2
wessie
@mid.individual.net:
> In article <7sem33dvf9f2uaei9...@4ax.com>,
> Pip <gingerbl...@NOSPAMgmail.com> wrote:
>
>> Ewok down.
>
> Bugger.
>>
>> On the A1(M)/M25 junction at 07:30.
>
> what? Didn't even make it out of the country before he binned it?
>>
I don't think the clumsy cunt even made it out of the county...
--
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BMW R1150GS
Lucifer
> Ewok down.
>
> On the A1(M)/M25 junction at 07:30.
>
> in Stevenage pro tem.
>
> WUN is languishing in Barnet General, with a broken wrist, cuts and
> bruises. They'll operate on his wrist soon, so he'll at least get
> some titanium from the NHS.
Such is life, sometimes.
GWS.
--
Lucifer - Yamaha XV535 Virago
Beav
"Pete M" <pete....@bogoffwithzepressedmeatblueyonder.co.uk> wrote in
message news:f1fvi7$icf$1...@registered.motzarella.org...
> In news:7sem33dvf9f2uaei9...@4ax.com,
> Pip <gingerbl...@NOSPAMgmail.com> wittered on forthwith;
>> Ewok down.
>>
>> On the A1(M)/M25 junction at 07:30.
>>
>> Sounds like the Max is pretty mangled, languishing in a storage yard
>> in Stevenage pro tem.
>>
>> WUN is languishing in Barnet General, with a broken wrist, cuts and
>> bruises. They'll operate on his wrist soon, so he'll at least get
>> some titanium from the NHS.
>
> Bugger, GWS WUN.
>
Post corrected.
--
Beav
VN 750
Zed 1000
OMF# 19
>
>
Grimly Curmudgeon
drugs began to take hold. I remember Pip
<gingerbl...@NOSPAMgmail.com> saying something like:
>Sounds like the Max is pretty mangled, languishing in a storage yard
>in Stevenage pro tem.
Fuck, hope it gets better soon.
>WUN is languishing in Barnet General, with a broken wrist, cuts and
>bruises. They'll operate on his wrist soon, so he'll at least get
>some titanium from the NHS.
Silly cunt. He can bore it out when he gets back home.
--
Dave
GS850x2 XS650 SE6a
Teach a man to fish and he and his pikey mates will have the
river cleaned out in a day.
Lozzo
> Ewok down.
>
> On the A1(M)/M25 junction at 07:30.
Clumsy cahn.
GWS that Eaton fella
--
Lozzo
Triumph Daytona 955i SE (Black with added black bits)
Suzuki GSX-R750L trackbike (Shite with added shite bits)
Yamaha SR250 Cheasy-Rider (undergoing a transformation)
I ride way too fast to worry about cholestorol.
Lozzo
If he thinks that a V-Max handles then it's hardly surprising he hit
summat, silly sod.
steve auvache
<lo...@lozzo.org.uk> writes
>Mungo "Two Sheds" Toadfoot says...
>> Pip wrote:
>> > Ewok down.
>> >
>> > On the A1(M)/M25 junction at 07:30.
>> >
>> > Sounds like the Max is pretty mangled, languishing in a storage yard
>> > in Stevenage pro tem.
>> >
>> > WUN is languishing in Barnet General, with a broken wrist, cuts and
>> > bruises. They'll operate on his wrist soon, so he'll at least get
>> > some titanium from the NHS.
>>
>> Oops. GWS WUN. He was saying how well the Max handled. Or something similar.
>
>If he thinks that a V-Max handles then it's hardly surprising he hit
>summat, silly sod.
It'll be the best handling bike in his fleet, or rather was.
Big Tony
> Ewok down.
>
> On the A1(M)/M25 junction at 07:30.
>
> Sounds like the Max is pretty mangled, languishing in a storage yard
> in Stevenage pro tem.
>
> WUN is languishing in Barnet General, with a broken wrist, cuts and
> bruises. They'll operate on his wrist soon, so he'll at least get
> some titanium from the NHS.
Oh dear, I do hope he GWS. Please pass on my best wishes.
>
> As an aside, Cane lost his tail pack from the back of the Blade on the
> way across, but apparently there's plenty of shops over there that
> sell tight black Tshirts and thongs, so he'll be OK.
LOL
--
Big Tony
Tunku
news:7sem33dvf9f2uaei9...@4ax.com:
> WUN is languishing in Barnet General, with a broken wrist, cuts and
> bruises. They'll operate on his wrist soon, so he'll at least get
> some titanium from the NHS.
>
The silly bugger. I've got two titanium pushrods going spare if the NHS
needs them to rebuild WUNs wrist. From a special build Triumph 250, not a
CG 125, unfortunately.
--
Tunku
"Caution : traces of irony and other metallic objects may be present in the
above post"
Dan L
> Ewok down.
>
> On the A1(M)/M25 junction at 07:30.
>
> Sounds like the Max is pretty mangled, languishing in a storage yard
> in Stevenage pro tem.
>
> WUN is languishing in Barnet General, with a broken wrist, cuts and
> bruises. They'll operate on his wrist soon, so he'll at least get
> some titanium from the NHS.
>
<snip>
An audible "oh fuck" emananted from my lips as I read this.
Clumsy cunt, pass on GWS should you happen to be in pointing and
laughing proximity.
--
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dan.y...@gmail.com
http://thebikeshed.spaces.live.com/
1996 Kawasaki ZR1100 Zephyr
BOTAFOT #140 (KotL 2005/6/7)
X-FOT#000
DIAABTCOD #26
BOMB#18 (slow)
OMF#11
Christofire
> Ewok down.
>
> On the A1(M)/M25 junction at 07:30.
>
> bruises. They'll operate on his wrist soon, so he'll at least get
> some titanium from the NHS.
GWS WUN.
Eiron
> The silly bugger. I've got two titanium pushrods going spare if the NHS
> needs them to rebuild WUNs wrist. From a special build Triumph 250, not a
> CG 125, unfortunately.
The correct part is a gudgeon pin from a Harley.
(The Americans call it a wristpin.)
--
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May contain traces of irony.
Boots
>WUN is languishing in Barnet General, with a broken wrist,
Clumsy fucker, hope it mends quickly
>As an aside, Cane lost his tail pack from the back of the Blade on the
>way across, but apparently there's plenty of shops over there that
>sell tight black Tshirts and thongs, so he'll be OK.
TMI
--
Ian
Pip Luscher
Might still be. Could even have improved, from what I hear.
--
-Pip
BGN On Tour
> Sounds like the Max is pretty mangled, languishing in a storage yard
> in Stevenage pro tem.
Perhaps uprated brakes would be a good upgrade for future models.
> WUN is languishing in Barnet General, with a broken wrist, cuts and
> bruises. They'll operate on his wrist soon, so he'll at least get
> some titanium from the NHS.
It appears that Nigel is the only one who hasn't made it to the
hotel. Bad luck Nigel, but I'm sure you'll be pleased to know that
you pain and suffering hasn't been wasted as you have provided a point
of conversation for us here in our (many) idle moments.
I hope you get back to your normal state of health swiftly and with as
little pain as possible. We're missing you. Get well soon.
> As an aside, Cane lost his tail pack from the back of the Blade on the
> way across, but apparently there's plenty of shops over there that
> sell tight black Tshirts and thongs, so he'll be OK.
Although I'm not an expert on such matters I think that at least one
Bungee Rope is required for such items.
Cane didn't take up my offer of the spare pants I brought with me. I
assume this is because they're not crotchless and cover up the bottom
area. I did pass him shopping earlier and he had a selection of boxes
so hopefully he'll be out of his shorts and flip-flops. His trousers
aren't suitable as he weed himself in the night and discovered it when
he awoke this morning in the floor. But in his defense he is getting
a bit old so it's only to be expected.
--BG(Nick) on tour.
Grimly Curmudgeon
<pete....@bogoffwithzepressedmeatblueyonder.co.uk> saying something
like:
>"The man with the podium placed, rearset wrist?"
Medical oddity, if he's got three of them.
PWCA
<gingerbl...@NOSPAMgmail.com> wrote:
>Ewok down.
>
>On the A1(M)/M25 junction at 07:30.
>
>Sounds like the Max is pretty mangled, languishing in a storage yard
>in Stevenage pro tem.
>
>WUN is languishing in Barnet General, with a broken wrist, cuts and
>bruises. They'll operate on his wrist soon, so he'll at least get
>some titanium from the NHS.
>
>As an aside, Cane lost his tail pack from the back of the Blade on the
>way across, but apparently there's plenty of shops over there that
>sell tight black Tshirts and thongs, so he'll be OK.
GWS you daft sod
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Dentist
>WUN is languishing in Barnet General,
Not sure of correct form here, so I've been in two minds about saying
anything at all, but then I thought sod it, I wouldn't want to see this
happen to a fellow traveller, stranger or not.
So have a GWS from me too.
--
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Pete M
Grimly Curmudgeon <grimly...@REMOVEgmail.com> wittered on forthwith;
> We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
> drugs began to take hold. I remember "Pete M"
> <pete....@bogoffwithzepressedmeatblueyonder.co.uk> saying something
> like:
>
>> "The man with the podium placed, rearset wrist?"
>
> Medical oddity, if he's got three of them.
If they've had to pin his wrist together it must have been in more than one
bit.
Besides, this is Nige we're talking about, anything is possible.
DoetNietComputeren
> Cane ... (snip)... His trousers
> aren't suitable as he weed himself in the night and discovered it when
> he awoke this morning in the floor. But in his defense he is getting
> a bit old so it's only to be expected.
Classic. And on the first night too.
--
Dnc
Dr Ivan D. Reid
> Ewok down.
> On the A1(M)/M25 junction at 07:30.
> Sounds like the Max is pretty mangled, languishing in a storage yard
> in Stevenage pro tem.
> WUN is languishing in Barnet General, with a broken wrist, cuts and
> bruises. They'll operate on his wrist soon, so he'll at least get
> some titanium from the NHS.
Oh, bugger. GWS WUN. Unfortunately I no longer live within
walking distance of Barnet General. Or fortunately, depending on your POV...
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Nige
> In article <edSdnci8Us8oGKbb...@pipex.net>, Nige
> <nigel.inc eBUGG...@btinternet.com> writes
>>
>> Heh. He might think I'm a daft cunt, but i don't like hearing about
>> folk hitting it hard.
>
> ffs, it was an "off", shit happens.
>
>>
>> Not good, ever.
>
> With half a thousand contributors to ukrm it surprises me we don't
> hear about more and if you can't stand the pain put your fingers in
> your ears.
>
> Besides is was only a Nigel.
I'm sure you would feel like that if it happened to you.
Whatever.
--
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Subaru WRX (54)
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BMW GS1200 (2007)
Honda CBR900RR Fireblade (1997)
DoetNietComputeren
> > Besides is was only a Nigel.
>
> I'm sure you would feel like that if it happened to you.
>
> Whatever.
You still don't quite 'get' ukrm, do you.
Where is the clumsy fucker anyway - probably lapping up all the
sympathy he can, lucky git.
--
Dnc
Pip
<Doesnot...@gmail.com> wrote:
>On May 5, 12:18 pm, "Nige" <nigel.inceBUGGER...@btinternet.com> wrote:
>
>> > Besides is was only a Nigel.
>>
>> I'm sure you would feel like that if it happened to you.
>>
>> Whatever.
>
>You still don't quite 'get' ukrm, do you.
Apparently not. Not enough to check the thread title, at least.
>
>Where is the clumsy fucker anyway - probably lapping up all the
>sympathy he can, lucky git.
Languishing in Barnet still, innhe.
According to the bulletin from Mrs WUN (She Wot Drives The Yaris), he
had the wrist op this morning and is now much more comfortable with a
Frankenstinian left wrist (just like mine, as it happens) and NHS
soss'n'Smash for tea. They're not going to let him out without a
proper cast on it though and it seems the Plaster Department aren't
back in till Tuesday.
We'll most likely go and see him tomorrow and do our best to smuggle
him out in a sheet before he starves to death.
--
Pip: B12
DoetNietComputeren
> >Where is the clumsy fucker anyway - probably lapping up all the
> >sympathy he can, lucky git.
>
> Languishing in Barnet still, innhe.
fuxxake - s'only a wrist.
> They're not going to let him out without a
> proper cast on it though and it seems the Plaster Department aren't
> back in till Tuesday.
<boggle>
I remember when I did both my wrists at the same time - gaggle of
student nurses had a field day plastering them up simultaneously.
<sigh>
> We'll most likely go and see him tomorrow and do our best to smuggle
> him out in a sheet before he starves to death.
If the nurses are any good, he might object to being smuggled out.
Maybe some sugar free goodies in a stealth pack just in case eh?
Oh and say hi from me, if you would be so kind, best not shake his
hand though eh?
--
Dnc
Pip
wrote:
>In article <s19q33p0n7fos14qp...@4ax.com>,
> Pip <gingerbl...@NOSPAMgmail.com> wrote:
>
>> We'll most likely go and see him tomorrow and do our best to smuggle
>> him out in a sheet before he starves to death.
>
>Give the clumsy cunt a GWS from me please.
Surely will.
--
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Pip
<Doesnot...@gmail.com> wrote:
>On May 5, 5:50 pm, Pip <gingerblokeNOS...@NOSPAMgmail.com> wrote:
>> We'll most likely go and see him tomorrow and do our best to smuggle
>> him out in a sheet before he starves to death.
>
>If the nurses are any good, he might object to being smuggled out.
>Maybe some sugar free goodies in a stealth pack just in case eh?
he can have grapes and like 'em.
>
>Oh and say hi from me, if you would be so kind, best not shake his
>hand though eh?
I shall. His right mitt is fine, I understand.
--
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Gyp
<gingerbl...@NOSPAMgmail.com> writes
>I shall. His right mitt is fine, I understand.
Well, at least his sex life is secure
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Beav
"Pip" <gingerbl...@NOSPAMgmail.com> wrote in message
news:s19q33p0n7fos14qp...@4ax.com...
> On 5 May 2007 13:53:49 -0700, DoetNietComputeren
> <Doesnot...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>>On May 5, 12:18 pm, "Nige" <nigel.inceBUGGER...@btinternet.com> wrote:
>>
>>> > Besides is was only a Nigel.
>>>
>>> I'm sure you would feel like that if it happened to you.
>>>
>>> Whatever.
>>
>>You still don't quite 'get' ukrm, do you.
>
> Apparently not. Not enough to check the thread title, at least.
>>
>>Where is the clumsy fucker anyway - probably lapping up all the
>>sympathy he can, lucky git.
>
> Languishing in Barnet still, innhe.
>
> According to the bulletin from Mrs WUN (She Wot Drives The Yaris), he
> had the wrist op this morning and is now much more comfortable with a
> Frankenstinian left wrist (just like mine, as it happens) and NHS
NHS?. Move to a less pikey area with private health care or at least fucking
BUPA, I say.
--
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Cab
> In news:7sem33dvf9f2uaei9...@4ax.com,
> Pip <gingerbl...@NOSPAMgmail.com> wittered on forthwith;
> > Ewok down.
> >
> > On the A1(M)/M25 junction at 07:30.
> >
> > Sounds like the Max is pretty mangled, languishing in a storage yard
> > in Stevenage pro tem.
> >
> > WUN is languishing in Barnet General, with a broken wrist, cuts and
> > bruises. They'll operate on his wrist soon, so he'll at least get
> > some titanium from the NHS.
>
> Bugger, GWS WUN.
>
> "The man with the podium placed, rearset wrist?"
"The limp wristed morris dancer" (c) Scraggy this morning before
setting off back.
--
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wessie
> In message <dbdq33dhrl7kl7pne...@4ax.com>, Pip
> <gingerbl...@NOSPAMgmail.com> writes
>
>>I shall. His right mitt is fine, I understand.
>
> Well, at least his sex life is secure
perhaps if he had swapped hands once in a while then his left wrist
wouldn't have been so weak, not to mention the "feels like a third party"
factor...
--
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Pip
<beavis....@ntlwoxorld.com> wrote:
>"Pip" <gingerbl...@NOSPAMgmail.com> wrote in message
>news:s19q33p0n7fos14qp...@4ax.com...
>> Languishing in Barnet still, innhe.
>>
>> According to the bulletin from Mrs WUN (She Wot Drives The Yaris), he
>> had the wrist op this morning and is now much more comfortable with a
>> Frankenstinian left wrist (just like mine, as it happens) and NHS
>
>NHS?. Move to a less pikey area with private health care or at least fucking
>BUPA, I say.
In a freakish outbreak of Fate-tempting, he was waving his BUPA card
at me only a couple of days ago, as it happens.
--
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wessie
news:iahr33p2blevcglkr...@4ax.com:
The BUPA/PPP cover I had with an ex-employer gave quite a nice cash benefit
if you were treated by the NHS. My lad had a couple of spells in hospital
as a young child which were quite profitable...
Donald
> Pip wrote:
>> Ewok down.
>>
>> On the A1(M)/M25 junction at 07:30.
>>
>> Sounds like the Max is pretty mangled, languishing in a storage yard
>> in Stevenage pro tem.
> >
>> WUN is languishing in Barnet General, with a broken wrist, cuts and
>> bruises. They'll operate on his wrist soon, so he'll at least get
>> some titanium from the NHS.
>
> the first thing they do is to fine you for "lack of control of the
> vehicle" (really). French bikers tend to leave the place of crash
> quickly by their own means and check they are not leaving any limb or
> head behind, just in case it could be used to track them.
>
>
I love the French sense of humour when it comes to bureaucracy and
paperwork.
--
Donald
zym...@technologist.com
> Ewok down.
Clumsy cunt. GWS.
If it's any consolation at all, i'm currently sitting on a cushion
after having had a CCM splitting my backside for the last 400 miles.
> As an aside, Cane lost his tail pack from the back of the Blade on the
> way across, but apparently there's plenty of shops over there that
> sell tight black Tshirts and thongs, so he'll be OK.
Heh. Several times, said replacement pants were on proud display in
the hotel restaurant, much to the dismay of the waitresses.
Cheers,
Paul.
Spete
"Pip" <gingerbl...@NOSPAMgmail.com> wrote in message
> Ewok down.
>
> On the A1(M)/M25 junction at 07:30.
Bad news. GWS WUN, you were missed on the Tour. Although, no morris dancing
must have been a blessing in disguise...
Cab
> On 4 May, 07:00, Pip <gingerbloke> wrote:
> > Ewok down.
>
> Clumsy cunt. GWS.
>
> If it's any consolation at all, i'm currently sitting on a cushion
> after having had a CCM splitting my backside for the last 400 miles.
Heh, I'm not bloody surprised. How many times did you need to fill up?
:-)
> > As an aside, Cane lost his tail pack from the back of the Blade on
> > the way across, but apparently there's plenty of shops over there
> > that sell tight black Tshirts and thongs, so he'll be OK.
>
> Heh. Several times, said replacement pants were on proud display in
> the hotel restaurant, much to the dismay of the waitresses.
Don't forget. Medium size.
--
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Tim
MotorcycleKB.com <u33672@uwe.?.invalid> writes
>Pip wrote:
>>Ewok down.
>>
>>On the A1(M)/M25 junction at 07:30.
>>
>>in Stevenage pro tem.
>>
>>WUN is languishing in Barnet General, with a broken wrist, cuts and
>>bruises. They'll operate on his wrist soon, so he'll at least get
>>some titanium from the NHS.
>
>
Ditto.
This'll fuck-up the Morris dancing season a bit.
--
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Tim
<stuartggr...@dsl.pipex.com> writes
>Pip <gingerbl...@NOSPAMgmail.com> wrote in
>news:7sem33dvf9f2uaei9...@4ax.com:
>
>> WUN is languishing in Barnet General, with a broken wrist, cuts and
>> bruises. They'll operate on his wrist soon, so he'll at least get
>> some titanium from the NHS.
>>
>
>needs them to rebuild WUNs wrist. From a special build Triumph 250, not a
>CG 125, unfortunately.
>
<MSOHP>
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Tim
zym...@technologist.com writes
>On 4 May, 07:00, Pip <gingerbloke> wrote:
>> Ewok down.
>
>Clumsy cunt. GWS.
>
>If it's any consolation at all, i'm currently sitting on a cushion
>after having had a CCM splitting my backside for the last 400 miles.
>
pummelling of the posterior.
--
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http://www.pitfieldbeershop.co.uk/
ogden
>
> ?As an aside, Cane lost his tail pack from the back of the Blade on the
> ?way across,
>
> The channel?
On the autoroute a couple of miles from Calais docks. The muppet hadn't
put the strap under the pillion perch, so once he gathered speed it took
off and launched itself towards my front wheel, just behind. A couple of
people had to swerve to avoid lunching it courtesy of Cane's bag of
pants.
Fortunately we stopped to check and found the only thing holding his
panniers on had been the tailpack. Cue some emergency bungee-surgery to
avoid a repeat performance, a fruitless loop back to find the tailpack,
and a thrash down the N1 for afters.
--
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Andy Bonwick
<dont...@thecow.me.uk> wrote:
>In article <edSdnci8Us8oGKbb...@pipex.net>, Nige <nigel.inc
>eBUGG...@btinternet.com> writes
>>
>>Heh. He might think I'm a daft cunt, but i don't like hearing about
>>folk hitting it hard.
>
>ffs, it was an "off", shit happens.
>
>>
>>Not good, ever.
>
>With half a thousand contributors to ukrm it surprises me we don't hear
>about more and if you can't stand the pain put your fingers in your
>ears.
>
When asked why I didn't bother stopping I explained that he already
had Highways Agency droids looking after him and as I didn't recognise
Nigel or the bike what the fuck had it got to do with me? If nobody
had been helping then I might have stopped but that's only because we
were making good time and could have lost 30 minutes without missing
the ferry.
>Besides is was only a Nigel.
That's exactly what I said when we were discussing the accident on the
ferry.
Champ
>Pip wrote:
>> Ewok down.
>>
>> On the A1(M)/M25 junction at 07:30.
>>
>> WUN is languishing in Barnet General, with a broken wrist, cuts and
>> bruises. They'll operate on his wrist soon, so he'll at least get
>> some titanium from the NHS.
>
>GWS WUN.
Oi, you! Yes, you, Christofire.
You are a sad fucking cunt, posting to ukrm about the French run while
actually *on* the french run, using your iPaq thingy. Sad sad sad.
--
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Kiran
> On 4 May 2007 23:23:19 -0700, Christofire <ch...@ukrm.org> wrote:
> Oi, you! Yes, you, Christofire.
>
> You are a sad fucking cunt, posting to ukrm about the French run while
> actually *on* the french run, using your iPaq thingy. Sad sad sad.
Is that a bit like texting the bloke standing next to you in the pub?
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Cab
> Oi, you! Yes, you, Christofire.
>
> You are a sad fucking cunt, posting to ukrm about the French run while
> actually on the french run, using your iPaq thingy. Sad sad sad.
Heh, he's not the only one. I did it through google groups on my Qtek
(through a well buggy IE/Google interface) and so did BGN.
I also know of someone surfing the web on his. :-)
BTW, any suggestions for a decent newsreader that works on WM5.0?
Champ
>Champ wrote:
>> On 4 May 2007 23:23:19 -0700, Christofire <ch...@ukrm.org> wrote:
>
>> Oi, you! Yes, you, Christofire.
>>
>> You are a sad fucking cunt, posting to ukrm about the French run while
>> actually *on* the french run, using your iPaq thingy. Sad sad sad.
>
>Is that a bit like texting the bloke standing next to you in the pub?
Yes.
Tho if the "message" is actually a porn video, I guess it's ok.
platypus
> Ewok down.
>
> On the A1(M)/M25 junction at 07:30.
>
> in Stevenage pro tem.
>
> bruises. They'll operate on his wrist soon, so he'll at least get
> some titanium from the NHS.
I have a suspicion he may have to make do with stainless steel.
--
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give artistic verisimilitude to an otherwise
bald and unconvincing narrative."
Gyp
<ne...@champ.org.uk> writes
>Oi, you! Yes, you, Christofire.
>
>You are a sad fucking cunt, posting to ukrm about the French run while
>actually *on* the french run, using your iPaq thingy. Sad sad sad.
Says the man that felt the need to text me about Cane's antics on
Saturday lunchtime...
The Older Gentleman
> Pip wrote:
> > Ewok down.
> >
> > On the A1(M)/M25 junction at 07:30.
> >
> > Sounds like the Max is pretty mangled, languishing in a storage yard
> > in Stevenage pro tem.
> >
> > WUN is languishing in Barnet General, with a broken wrist, cuts and
> > bruises. They'll operate on his wrist soon, so he'll at least get
> > some titanium from the NHS.
>
> I have a suspicion he may have to make do with stainless steel.
No carbon fibre?
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Champ
It made you laugh, didn't it? I was spreading the joy.
Gyp
<ne...@champ.org.uk> writes
>It made you laugh, didn't it? I was spreading the joy.
And most of the people in the greengrocers, to be fair.
Champ
wrote:
>> Oi, you! Yes, you, Christofire.
>>
>> You are a sad fucking cunt, posting to ukrm about the French run while
>> actually on the french run, using your iPaq thingy. Sad sad sad.
>
><shrug> I didn't have two pissholes for eyes at 8.30am.
Neither did I. My eyes were still firmly shut at 8:30am.
platypus
> On Sun, 06 May 2007 16:39:07 -0500, "Christofire" <ch...@ukrm.org>
> wrote:
>
>>> Oi, you! Yes, you, Christofire.
>>>
>>> You are a sad fucking cunt, posting to ukrm about the French run
>>> while actually on the french run, using your iPaq thingy. Sad sad
>>> sad.
>>
>> <shrug> I didn't have two pissholes for eyes at 8.30am.
>
> Neither did I. My eyes were still firmly shut at 8:30am.
At some point this morning, I thought I saw a ghost lurking in the shadows
downstairs in the hotel, but it may just have been a shade of greyish-green.
Beav
"Pip" <gingerbl...@NOSPAMgmail.com> wrote in message
It obviously weakened his wrist. No providence or fate tempting allowed for
Mr WUN again, I suspect.
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