An announcement.
(The Real) Mike Fisher
Due to the rather large number of Mike Fisher clones spreading through the
newsgrope, a change of identity is required in order to retain a degree of
individuality.
Henceforth, "Mike Fisher" or "(The Real) Mike Fisher", shall be known as
<fx:drum roll>
</fx>
"Whiz"
<fx:cymbal crash>
</fx>
This has been a pubic (sic) service announcement.
Oh, and I promise to stop posting when c*nted too.
Whiz
An example posting for your perusal.
Badvoc
<neal.c...@bigfoot.com> writes
>martin_ward@*throat*breathemail.net (Martin William Ward) did tap out
>:
>
>>
>>Erm... Mike^H^H^H^HWhiz, why would you want to be named after a
>>colloquial (sic) term for having a piss?
>>
>
>I thought that was 'having a waz'? Well, it is round here, anyway
>
>Champ
Same here.... whiz is for snorting!
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Whiz
John <mida...@spammity-spam.enteract.com> wrote in message
news:37424153...@news.enteract.com...
> On Sun, 9 May 1999 23:19:04 +0100, "Whiz" <wh...@cableinet.co.uk>
> wrote:
>
> >
> >An example posting for your perusal.
> >
>
>
Nope not at all.
It's amazing what a little sobriety of an evening does for the character.
Martin William Ward
<wh...@cableinet.co.uk> inscribed:
>My dear motorcycling acquaintances,
>
>
>Due to the rather large number of Mike Fisher clones spreading through the
>newsgrope, a change of identity is required in order to retain a degree of
>individuality.
>
>Henceforth, "Mike Fisher" or "(The Real) Mike Fisher", shall be known as
>
><fx:drum roll>
></fx>
>
> "Whiz"
>
><fx:cymbal crash>
></fx>
>
Erm... Mike^H^H^H^HWhiz, why would you want to be named after a
colloquial (sic) term for having a piss?
|\/|
--
Mat Taberner
<wh...@cableinet.co.uk> wrote:
>My dear motorcycling acquaintances,
>
>
>Due to the rather large number of Mike Fisher clones spreading through the
>newsgrope, a change of identity is required in order to retain a degree of
>individuality.
>
>Henceforth, "Mike Fisher" or "(The Real) Mike Fisher", shall be known as
>
><fx:drum roll>
></fx>
>
> "Whiz"
>
><fx:cymbal crash>
></fx>
>
>This has been a pubic (sic) service announcement.
>
>Oh, and I promise to stop posting when c*nted too.
What are you going to use as an excuse for talking bollox, then?
--
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a bass trombone and a taste for the finer things in life.
Well, beer, women and bikes... http://www.lagerdup.freeserve.co.uk
Neal Champion
:
>
>Erm... Mike^H^H^H^HWhiz, why would you want to be named after a
>colloquial (sic) term for having a piss?
>
I thought that was 'having a waz'? Well, it is round here, anyway
Champ
--
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Whiz
Mat Taberner <mathew....@lineone.net> wrote in message
news:37389acd...@news.lineone.net...
> On Sun, 9 May 1999 23:17:46 +0100, "(The Real) Mike Fisher"
> <wh...@cableinet.co.uk> wrote:
>
> >My dear motorcycling acquaintances,
> >
> >
> >Due to the rather large number of Mike Fisher clones spreading through
the
> >newsgrope, a change of identity is required in order to retain a degree
of
> >individuality.
> >
> >Henceforth, "Mike Fisher" or "(The Real) Mike Fisher", shall be known as
> >
> ><fx:drum roll>
> ></fx>
> >
> > "Whiz"
> >
> ><fx:cymbal crash>
> ></fx>
> >
> >This has been a pubic (sic) service announcement.
> >
> >Oh, and I promise to stop posting when c*nted too.
>
>
> What are you going to use as an excuse for talking bollox, then?
>
Oh, I talk bollox pissed or sober. Who's gonna notice ?
Whiz
Martin William Ward <martin_ward@*throat*breathemail.net> wrote in message
news:37369a0b...@newshost.breathemail.net...
> On Sun, 9 May 1999 23:17:46 +0100, "(The Real) Mike Fisher"
>
> >My dear motorcycling acquaintances,
> >
> >
> >Due to the rather large number of Mike Fisher clones spreading through
the
> >newsgrope, a change of identity is required in order to retain a degree
of
> >individuality.
> >
> >Henceforth, "Mike Fisher" or "(The Real) Mike Fisher", shall be known as
> >
> ><fx:drum roll>
> ></fx>
> >
> > "Whiz"
> >
> ><fx:cymbal crash>
> ></fx>
> >
>
> colloquial (sic) term for having a piss?
>
One or two others have asked this.
Firstly, <fx:westcunry> We'm in zummerzet, and yer we calls it "Waz" </fx>
Secondly, it reminds me of (long past) youthful, joyful, experiences with...
erm...
"Recreational Chemicals".
Ahem.
Veggie Dave
>Same here.... whiz is for snorting!
Allegedly o'course as you're a good boy who wouldn't do anything illegal
would you ;-)
Veggie Dave
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Doc Gonz0
wrote:
>Secondly, it reminds me of (long past) youthful, joyful, experiences with...
>erm...
>
>"Recreational Chemicals".
'Well is this the way they say the future's meant to feel?
Or just thirty thousand people standing in a field?
And I don't quite understand just what this feeling is
But it's OK, cos we're all sorted out for E's and Mike Fisher.'
Another cracker from St.Jarvis... also featuring:
'And this horrid feeling grows and grows and grows and grows and grows
and grows.
And you want to call your mother, and say:
'Mother, I can never came home again,
'Cos I seem to have left an important part of my brain
somewhere, somewhere in a field in Hampshire...''
--
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Whiz
Doc Gonz0 <DocG...@TheClinic.Freeserve.Co.Uk> wrote in message
news:373e4088...@news.freeserve.net...
> On Mon, 10 May 1999 19:45:02 +0100, "Whiz" <wh...@cableinet.co.uk>
> wrote:
>
> >Secondly, it reminds me of (long past) youthful, joyful, experiences
with...
> >erm...
> >
> >"Recreational Chemicals".
>
> 'Well is this the way they say the future's meant to feel?
> Or just thirty thousand people standing in a field?
> And I don't quite understand just what this feeling is
> But it's OK, cos we're all sorted out for E's and Mike Fisher.'
Made oi laff anyways.
Simon Batey
>
>Champ
I though it kept you awake all night!...
--
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Lucretia Borgia
wrote:
You now need a nice little sig, you do.
Why did you choose that nick in particular?
Partial to a bit of amphet, are we? Hehhheee
#gabblegabblegabblegabblegabblegabblegabble
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Veggie Dave
>> >"Recreational Chemicals".
I think you mean Pharmaceutical Recreationals.
Or aromatic refreshment
Eddie
>
> 'Well is this the way they say the future's meant to feel?
> Or just thirty thousand people standing in a field?
> And I don't quite understand just what this feeling is
> But it's OK, cos we're all sorted out for E's and Mike Fisher.'
>
>
> 'And this horrid feeling grows and grows and grows and grows and grows
> and grows.
> And you want to call your mother, and say:
> 'Mother, I can never came home again,
> 'Cos I seem to have left an important part of my brain
> somewhere, somewhere in a field in Hampshire...''
Excuse me, is this the drug-related lyrics thread?
Fourth day, five day marathon,
We're moving like a parallelogram.
How the f*ck does one move like a parallelogram?
--
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This .sig now in Beta 6
darsy
wrote:
>How the f*ck does one move like a parallelogram?
Well, you start of by moving like a rectangle, and then you sort of
slope your sides a bit.
--
darsy
"The Voice of Reason" TCP#0
Doc Gonz0
wrote:
>Doc Gonz0 wrote:
>>
>> 'Well is this the way they say the future's meant to feel?
>> Or just thirty thousand people standing in a field?
>> And I don't quite understand just what this feeling is
>> But it's OK, cos we're all sorted out for E's and Mike Fisher.'
>>
>> Another cracker from St.Jarvis... also featuring:
>>
>> 'And this horrid feeling grows and grows and grows and grows and grows
>> and grows.
>> And you want to call your mother, and say:
>> 'Mother, I can never came home again,
>> 'Cos I seem to have left an important part of my brain
>> somewhere, somewhere in a field in Hampshire...''
>
>Excuse me, is this the drug-related lyrics thread?
>
>
>Fourth day, five day marathon,
>We're moving like a parallelogram.
>
>
>How the f*ck does one move like a parallelogram?
'But if you feel you're a stranger in a strange land
Have two of these, you'll understand...'
And if anyone can place *that* lyric, I'm running for the hills...
Eddie
>
> 'But if you feel you're a stranger in a strange land
> Have two of these, you'll understand...'
>
> And if anyone can place *that* lyric, I'm running for the hills...
<hesitant>
*Wild* stab in the dark... Ashok Prema?
</hesitant>
Wolf
> Doc Gonz0 wrote:
> >
> > 'Well is this the way they say the future's meant to feel?
> > Or just thirty thousand people standing in a field?
> > And I don't quite understand just what this feeling is
> > But it's OK, cos we're all sorted out for E's and Mike Fisher.'
> >
> > Another cracker from St.Jarvis... also featuring:
> >
> > 'And this horrid feeling grows and grows and grows and grows and grows
> > and grows.
> > And you want to call your mother, and say:
> > 'Mother, I can never came home again,
> > 'Cos I seem to have left an important part of my brain
> > somewhere, somewhere in a field in Hampshire...''
>
> Excuse me, is this the drug-related lyrics thread?
>
>
> Fourth day, five day marathon,
> We're moving like a parallelogram.
>
>
> How the f*ck does one move like a parallelogram?
Shape-shifter ...
--
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
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<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Chewbury Gubbins
: On Tue, 11 May 1999 08:54:20 +0100, Eddie <ed...@deguello.demon.co.uk>
: wrote:
:>How the f*ck does one move like a parallelogram?
: Well, you start of by moving like a rectangle, and then you sort of
: slope your sides a bit.
keeping pairs of diaginally opposite angles equal, presumably.
CG
--
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BOG#1 MOC#7 YB100 CG125 CB250N FJ1200 GT750 R80/7 GSF600S
http://www.nelefa.org Revived and Revised.
Doc Gonz0
wrote:
>Doc Gonz0 wrote:
>>
>> 'But if you feel you're a stranger in a strange land
>> Have two of these, you'll understand...'
>>
>> And if anyone can place *that* lyric, I'm running for the hills...
>
><hesitant>
>*Wild* stab in the dark... Ashok Prema?
></hesitant>
No... never heard of him/her/them/it.
Tommy Knocker
wrote:
>Doc Gonz0 wrote:
>>
>> 'But if you feel you're a stranger in a strange land
>> Have two of these, you'll understand...'
>>
>> And if anyone can place *that* lyric, I'm running for the hills...
>
><hesitant>
>*Wild* stab in the dark... Ashok Prema?
></hesitant>
Knock-knock-knocketty-knock!
Mmm, wild stab in the dark!
I 'like' the sound of that!
YIK! YIK! YIK! YIK! YIK!
--
Tommy Knocker - "Behind you!"
Eddie
>
> On Tue, 11 May 1999 10:46:54 +0100, Eddie <ed...@deguello.demon.co.uk>
> wrote:
>
> >Doc Gonz0 wrote:
> >>
> >> 'But if you feel you're a stranger in a strange land
> >> Have two of these, you'll understand...'
> >>
> >> And if anyone can place *that* lyric, I'm running for the hills...
> >
> ><hesitant>
> >*Wild* stab in the dark... Ashok Prema?
> ></hesitant>
>
Didn't think so... neither had I.
Dan Nitschke
> Shape-shifter ...
Mood lifter...
--
/* dan: The Anti-Ged, MEDDW #1, UKRMHRC #5, UKMC # <pending> */
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-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
Catch the mist, catch the myth, catch the mystery,
catch the drift. -- Rush, 'Tom Sawyer'
Veggie Dave
>
>'But if you feel you're a stranger in a strange land
>Have two of these, you'll understand...'
>
>And if anyone can place *that* lyric, I'm running for the hills...
Some of us know who that's by, but won't lower ourselves to mention
their name. Although we might put them on our websites if there's
potential money to be made ;-)
Karen Simson
>
<snip>
> >This has been a pubic (sic) service announcement.
> >
> >Oh, and I promise to stop posting when c*nted too.
>
>
> What are you going to use as an excuse for talking bollox, then?
>
So who started the cheese thread then Taberner ?
Doc Gonz0
<Veggie~Da...@bikehouse.demon.co.uk> wrote:
>Doc Gonz0 <DocG...@TheClinic.Freeserve.Co.Uk> writes
>>
>>'But if you feel you're a stranger in a strange land
>>Have two of these, you'll understand...'
>>
>>And if anyone can place *that* lyric, I'm running for the hills...
>>--
>
>Some of us know who that's by, but won't lower ourselves to mention
>their name. Although we might put them on our websites if there's
>potential money to be made ;-)
Not for the first time, I'm rather confused... I really do hope that
you're mistaken, and you're not one of the twenty or so people who has
a copy of the song from which that lyric is extracted.
It comes from 'Fear and Loathing' by my old band (who shall remain
nameless, for the main reason that the name was the thing that caused
us to break up...)
And if you know that someone else has ripped it off, give me their
name and I'll be round there with da boyz...
Lucretia Borgia
wrote:
>Wolf wrote:
>
>> Shape-shifter ...
>
>Mood lifter...
High plains drifter...
Dan Nitschke
>
> Dan Nitschke wrote:
>
> >Wolf wrote:
> >
> >> Shape-shifter ...
> >
> >Mood lifter...
>
> High plains drifter...
I'm sorry, but the *correct* follow-on to that
would be "reverse polarity".
Nice try, though.
--
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Pure as a lover's desire; evil as a murderer's dream.
-- Rush, "Cut to the Chase"
Dan Nitschke
>
> Dan Nitschke wrote:
>
> >I'm sorry,
>
> Oi! Don't you bloody start!
You're right -- I *don't* start at the moment.
I think I need a new battery.
--
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::.::.::.::.::.::.::.::.::.::.::.::.::.::.::.::.::.::
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I could fail. -- Peter Gabriel, "Don't Give Up"
Windy
<peDA...@best.com> wrote:
>
>I'm sorry,
Oi! Don't you bloody start!
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Mat Taberner
And the 'Sprouts' one.
And 'Curry Songs'.
Amongst many, many others.
But I make no pretence about talking anything other than bollox.
>
>
--
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a bass trombone and a taste for the finer things in life.
Well, beer, women and bikes... http://www.lagerdup.freeserve.co.uk
Bastard Bear
>
> Lucretia Borgia wrote:
> >
> > Dan Nitschke wrote:
> >
> > >Wolf wrote:
> > >
> > >> Shape-shifter ...
> > >
> > >Mood lifter...
> >
> > High plains drifter...
>
> I'm sorry, but the *correct* follow-on to that
> would be "reverse polarity".
>
> Nice try, though.
A Rush song, by any chance?
--
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These are my own opinions, and not necessarily those of all Bears
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Too much - and it's not even run in yet!
Martin William Ward
<Bad...@nighthawk-mcc.freeserve.co.uk> inscribed:
>In article <373716d0...@news.demon.co.uk>, Neal Champion
><neal.c...@bigfoot.com> writes
>>martin_ward@*throat*breathemail.net (Martin William Ward) did tap out
>>:
>>
>>>
>>>Erm... Mike^H^H^H^HWhiz, why would you want to be named after a
>>>colloquial (sic) term for having a piss?
>>>
>>
>>I thought that was 'having a waz'? Well, it is round here, anyway
>>
>>Champ
>
>Same here.... whiz is for snorting!
I believe it was originally a merkin word, but it has grown in use over
'ere quite considerably, especially among the middle class since it's a
'nice' word that can be used to describe a less than genteel action.
Personally I prefer to piss rather than whiz, but that just shows how I
was dragged up.
|\/|
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| martin_ward@*throat*breathemail.net | IMC#7(?) |
| Rip out throat before replying. | |
+--------------------------------------- Z400 - EN500 - Guzzi 1100 EV -+
Dan Nitschke
>
> Dan Nitschke wrote:
> >
> > Lucretia Borgia wrote:
> > >
> > > Dan Nitschke wrote:
> > >
> > > >Wolf wrote:
> > > >
> > > >> Shape-shifter ...
> > > >
> > > >Mood lifter...
> > >
> > > High plains drifter...
> >
> > I'm sorry, but the *correct* follow-on to that
> > would be "reverse polarity".
> >
> > Nice try, though.
>
> A Rush song, by any chance?
You win the kewpie doll, you do.
--
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the marketplace and buy up fantasy. -- Rush, "Heresy"
Lucretia Borgia
<joh...@globalnet.co.uk> wrote:
>Dan Nitschke wrote:
>>
>> Lucretia Borgia wrote:
>> >
>> > Dan Nitschke wrote:
>> >
>> > >Wolf wrote:
>> > >
>> > >> Shape-shifter ...
>> > >
>> > >Mood lifter...
>> >
>> > High plains drifter...
>>
>> I'm sorry, but the *correct* follow-on to that
>> would be "reverse polarity".
>>
>> Nice try, though.
>
>A Rush song, by any chance?
Oh well that figures. Only Rush I have is "A Farewell To Kings".
Oh and "2112" of course.
# My spirits are lost in the depths of despair...
Lucretia Borgia
(Martin William Ward) wrote:
>On Sun, 9 May 1999 19:21:29 +0100, Badvoc
><Bad...@nighthawk-mcc.freeserve.co.uk> inscribed:
>
>>In article <373716d0...@news.demon.co.uk>, Neal Champion
>><neal.c...@bigfoot.com> writes
>>>martin_ward@*throat*breathemail.net (Martin William Ward) did tap out
>>>:
<sniff>
>>Same here.... whiz is for snorting!
You snort the stuff erm..someone I know...erm, gets and your nose
would drop off.
>I believe it was originally a merkin word, but it has grown in use over
>'ere quite considerably, especially among the middle class since it's a
>'nice' word that can be used to describe a less than genteel action.
>
>Personally I prefer to piss rather than whiz, but that just shows how I
>was dragged up.
Here, have this leek...
Chewbury Gubbins
: # My spirits are lost in the depths of despair...
Plus ca change plus ce la meme chose?
Richard Smith
<ah7eh7...@dns.dowcarter.com>...
> Lucretia Borgia <lucr...@spamfree.cyberware.co.uk> wrote:
> : # My spirits are lost in the depths of despair...
>
> Plus ca change plus ce la meme chose?
Plus ca change, plus ca meme merde vieux, ITYM.
--
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Failed Tooth Fairy
Badvoc
<Veggie~Da...@bikehouse.demon.co.uk> writes
>Badvoc <Bad...@nighthawk-mcc.freeserve.co.uk> writes
>>Same here.... whiz is for snorting!
>
>would you ;-)
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHQA!!!!
You should come over to our rally some year... You'll get to see what a
*good* boy I am!
--
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Chairman
Nighthawk MCC
Bad...@nighthawk-mcc.freeserve.co.uk
www.nighthawkmcc.cjb.net
Neil Murray
> Lucretia Borgia <lucr...@spamfree.cyberware.co.uk> wrote:
> : # My spirits are lost in the depths of despair...
>
> Plus ca change plus ce la meme chose?
>
Nearly right.
Plus ca change, plus c'est la meme chose.
Oh, the more it changes, the more it stays the same.
And the hand just rearranges the players in the game.
--
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Chewbury Gubbins
: Chewbury Gubbins <chewbury...@arse.net> wrote:
:> Lucretia Borgia <lucr...@spamfree.cyberware.co.uk> wrote:
:> : # My spirits are lost in the depths of despair...
:>
:> Plus ca change plus ce la meme chose?
:>
: Nearly right.
All the same, I'll take my chances...
Eddie
>
> Neil Murray <Chateau...@btinternet.com> wrote:
> : Chewbury Gubbins <chewbury...@arse.net> wrote:
>
> :> Lucretia Borgia <lucr...@spamfree.cyberware.co.uk> wrote:
> :> : # My spirits are lost in the depths of despair...
> :>
> :> Plus ca change plus ce la meme chose?
> :>
> : Nearly right.
>
> All the same, I'll take my chances...
Graft to find rhyme, picked how Chewy prances...
Chewbury Gubbins
: Chewbury Gubbins wrote:
:>
:> Neil Murray <Chateau...@btinternet.com> wrote:
:> : Chewbury Gubbins <chewbury...@arse.net> wrote:
:>
:> :> Lucretia Borgia <lucr...@spamfree.cyberware.co.uk> wrote:
:> :> : # My spirits are lost in the depths of despair...
:> :>
:> :> Plus ca change plus ce la meme chose?
:> :>
:> : Nearly right.
:>
:> All the same, I'll take my chances...
: Graft to find rhyme, picked how Chewy prances...
ROTFL
or even: Arsed about Tyne, looking for the wankers ;-)