Multiple Messages - an apology.....
Steve Welburn
In article <83846081...@whitby02.demon.co.uk>
j...@whitby02.demon.co.uk "Jo Hampshire" writes:
> Dear ALL
> A message of apology for clogging up the net with a ridiculous amount of
> identical messages yesterday. Thanks to the 20 people that wrote to me and
> also to the person who stopped me at the Stun gig in Newcastle and told me
> off!!
> My hands have been well and truly smacked :)
> Jo
Multiple apologies seems to be taking it a bit far... ;-)
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Jo Hampshire
Jo Hampshire
Whisky Dave
In article <83846076...@whitby02.demon.co.uk>, Jo Hampshire
<j...@whitby02.demon.co.uk> wrote:
> Jo
I don't think an apology is good enough. I reckon you should wear a bright
pink dress with yellow & blue flowers on it all throught the whitby
weekend.
Not that I'll be their to witness it though.
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Jane Shaw
Whisky Dave (d.wil...@qmw.ac.uk) wrote:
: I don't think an apology is good enough. I reckon you should wear a bright
: pink dress with yellow & blue flowers on it all throught the whitby
: weekend.
Have you ever met Jo?! What makes you think that she'd stop at a
bright pink dress...? :)
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Count Von Sexbat
In article <4ti7go$h...@bignews.shef.ac.uk>
sh...@acse.sheffield.ac.uk "Jane Shaw" writes:
>Have you ever met Jo?! What makes you think that she'd stop at a
>bright pink dress...? :)
I wouldn't.
I just checked the highway code and there's nothing about stopping
at bright pink dresses. This, of course, is a Good Thing.
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Steve Welburn <swel...@trashcity.org> wrote:
SN>In article <83846081...@whitby02.demon.co.uk>
> j...@whitby02.demon.co.uk "Jo Hampshire" writes:
SN>> A message of apology for clogging up the net with a ridiculous amount of
>> identical messages yesterday. Thanks to the 20 people that wrote to me and
SN>Multiple apologies seems to be taking it a bit far... ;-)
'Multiple Apologies - a message...'? ;)
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Jo Hampshire <j...@whitby02.demon.co.uk> wrote:
JO>Dear ALL
>A message of apology for clogging up the net with a ridiculous amount of
>identical messages yesterday. Thanks to the 20 people that wrote to me and
It's ok. Now you have to stop clogging up the net with 3 (albiet
slightly different) copies of the apology...
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Felidae
In article <4ti7go$h...@bignews.shef.ac.uk>,
sh...@acse.shef.ac.uk (Jane Shaw) wrote:
~Whisky Dave (d.wil...@qmw.ac.uk) wrote:
~
~: I don't think an apology is good enough. I reckon you should wear a
bright
~: pink dress with yellow & blue flowers on it all throught the whitby
~: weekend.
~
~Have you ever met Jo?! What makes you think that she'd stop at a
~bright pink dress...? :)
What makes us think you'd ever stop at one pair of boots ;-)
Miaow
Jane Shaw
Felidae (Fel...@katze.demon.co.uk) wrote:
: What makes us think you'd ever stop at one pair of boots ;-)
Not much choice now...
<boo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo>
Felidae
Count Von Sexbat <sex...@batt.demon.co.uk> writes:
~
~I just checked the highway code and there's nothing about stopping
~at bright pink dresses. This, of course, is a Good Thing.
That's the Kerb crawlers handbook, not the Highway code.
Felidae
-bat.
> 1. Do not wear sunglasses - people will think you are a crack dealer
> 2. Do not carry a mobile phone - people will think you are a crack dealer
> 3. Do not wear a pvc mini skirt - people will think you are a prostitute
> 4. Do not wear fishnets - people will think you are a prostitute
> 5. Do not wear white foundation - people will think you are a junkie
> 6. Do not do all of the above - people will think you are a goth
Hmm, can I add "do not collapse on the ground shaking uncontrollably as
people will completely ignore you". Its a strange place...
-bat.
Count Von Sexbat
In article <AE2582B7...@katze.demon.co.uk>
Fel...@katze.demon.co.uk "Felidae" writes:
>Count Von Sexbat <sex...@batt.demon.co.uk> writes:
>~
>~I just checked the highway code and there's nothing about stopping
>~at bright pink dresses. This, of course, is a Good Thing.
>
>That's the Kerb crawlers handbook, not the Highway code.
Highway Code Supplement 141a (King's Cross)
1. Do not stop
2. Do not drive slowly
3. Do not look
141b (King's Cross, Pedestrian)
1. Do not wear sunglasses - people will think you are a crack dealer
2. Do not carry a mobile phone - people will think you are a crack dealer
3. Do not wear a pvc mini skirt - people will think you are a prostitute
4. Do not wear fishnets - people will think you are a prostitute
5. Do not wear white foundation - people will think you are a junkie
6. Do not do all of the above - people will think you are a goth
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Guy
Count Von Sexbat wrote:
> 141b (King's Cross, Pedestrian)
> 1. Do not wear sunglasses - people will think you are a crack dealer
> 2. Do not carry a mobile phone - people will think you are a crack dealer
> 3. Do not wear a pvc mini skirt - people will think you are a prostitute
> 4. Do not wear fishnets - people will think you are a prostitute
> 5. Do not wear white foundation - people will think you are a junkie
> 6. Do not do all of the above - people will think you are a goth
IMHO, it's probably safer if you are mistaken for some variety of
gangsta, because you'll blend in, and you won't get hassled just in case
you're part of the Jamaican Voodoo Posse or whatever :)
Count Von Sexbat
>Count Von Sexbat wrote:
>
>> 141b (King's Cross, Pedestrian)
>
>IMHO, it's probably safer if you are mistaken for some variety of
>gangsta, because you'll blend in, and you won't get hassled just in case
>you're part of the Jamaican Voodoo Posse or whatever :)
That's the CSP.
However, if they think you are a rival drug dealer they might well decide
to kill you.
[Scene - Finsbury Park, an Octgober mid-morning, featuring me wearing lots
of black army surplus stuff, sunglasses, and somewhat hungover]
Sound FX - mobile rings
me: Hello?
[n figures start giving me funny looks]
me: Hi Juliet, I just need to take this opportunity to announce to the world
in general that I AM NOT A DRUG DEALER
[figures relax and go back to chewing the cud]
Guy
Count Von Sexbat wrote:
>
> In article <3205C8...@goodtech.co.uk> g...@goodtech.co.uk "Guy" writes:
>
> >Count Von Sexbat wrote:
> >
> >> 141b (King's Cross, Pedestrian)
> >
> >IMHO, it's probably safer if you are mistaken for some variety of
> >gangsta, because you'll blend in, and you won't get hassled just in case
> >you're part of the Jamaican Voodoo Posse or whatever :)
>
> That's the CSP.
>
> However, if they think you are a rival drug dealer they might well decide
> to kill you.
unfortunately, most of my mobile phone calls consist of "sorted",
"wicked", "I'll be round later with the boys" and "have you got the
gear?", all of which are quite innocent but get taken out of context...!
Andrew Clegg
In article <320B16...@goodtech.co.uk>, Guy <g...@goodtech.co.uk>
writes
>
>unfortunately, most of my mobile phone calls consist of "sorted",
>"wicked", "I'll be round later with the boys" and "have you got the
>gear?",
Not forgetting "We've won!!!"
Andrew.
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"Frighten me? No, Frank, I think 'startle' is a better word."
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Mandrake
Andrew Clegg wrote:
>
> In article <320B16...@goodtech.co.uk>, Guy <g...@goodtech.co.uk>
> writes
> >
> >unfortunately, most of my mobile phone calls consist of "sorted",
> >"wicked", "I'll be round later with the boys" and "have you got the
> >gear?",
>
> Not forgetting "We've won!!!"
>
>
and you also forgot to mentioned the wheels man you know bmw playing
ragga jungle hip hop tunes
and on the mobile
yeah safe!
nice one
later
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colin
Guy wrote:
>
>
> unfortunately, most of my mobile phone calls consist of "sorted",
> "wicked", "I'll be round later with the boys" and "have you got the
To your mum?
-colin-
imas...@gmail.com
> In article <83846081...@whitby02.demon.co.uk>
> j...@whitby02.demon.co.uk "Jo Hampshire" writes:
>
> > A message of apology for clogging up the net with a ridiculous amount of
> > identical messages yesterday. Thanks to the 20 people that wrote to me and
> > off!!
> > My hands have been well and truly smacked :)
> > Jo
>
>
news1...@moo.uklinux.net
> What's this.. reviving a 16 year old thread? Just thought I would
> come and leave a bit more northern in here.. Who knew there were
> goths on the internets in 96..
there was already alt.gothic
#Paul
Dave H
>
> 1996 would have been about when upg was created. And before that
> there was already alt.gothic
could access it directly at that point. (I think a fellow named
-=Falcon=- showed me a way to access it indirectly by pointing lynx at
the Warwick University NNTP server. Then we had to convince our own
university to carry the group.) alt.gothic had been going for three and
a bit years by that point.
Dave
dishmop
> news1...@moo.uklinux.net <news1...@moo.uklinux.net> wrote:
>
> >
>
> > 1996 would have been about when upg was created. And before that
>
> > there was already alt.gothic
>
> Yes indeed, June 1995 was when it was created, although not everyone
>
> could access it directly at that point.
- dishmop
Dave H
>
> Nice blast from the past there with this resurrected thread. Thank you.
escapes!
Hope all is well with you Dave. Long time no see.
Dave
Flavio Matani
> dishmop <dis...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >
> > Nice blast from the past there with this resurrected thread. Thank you.
>
> Great Scott, another lurker! Quickly Flavio, lock the door before he
> escapes!
> Hope all is well with you Dave. Long time no see.
flavio matani
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Flavio Matani
we both were for a birthday gathering last night. He perked up and
smiled and was interested. We might yet hear from him here.
Who else still has a look here now and then?
Dave H
>
> Was relaying this thread to Mrph, who I saw in Quinn's in Camden where
> we both were for a birthday gathering last night. He perked up and
> smiled and was interested. We might yet hear from him here.
fact that Camden has a nice pub, whereas in UPG it's impossible to get a
decent pint of real ale. :o)
Dave
Flavio Matani
carry a handful of varieties of those. As for real ale, just a couple of
Abbot beers there.
It's true that you cannot easily get a good pint here :D
Zotz
> Who else still has a look here now and then?
G.
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Flavio Matani
> flavio...@not-here-at-mac.com (Flavio Matani) writes:
>
> > Who else still has a look here now and then?
>
> Um . . . guilty as charged, m'lud..
>
>
> G.