Inappropriate Descriptions
David Damerell
that yes, Yokohama Shopping Log _technically_ is "post-apocalypse
gun-toting lesbian bikers". So, the question is this - what's the best
description you can come up with for any anime/manga which is completely
accurate but wildly misleading?
I'll kick off with;
Bubblegum Crisis: "Secret Adventures of a Tokyo Lingerie Saleswoman"
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David Damerell
>gun-toting lesbian bikers". So, the question is this - what's the best
>description you can come up with for any anime/manga which is completely
>accurate but wildly misleading?
Following up to myself, oops, but;
Death Note: "A young man takes up writing in an effort to change people's
lives and make the world a better place. He seeks to keep out of the
public eye; one of his fans, herself writing similar works, becomes his
girlfriend when she finds him; one of his closest followers identifies him
but dies tragically shortly afterwards; but most people never learn his
name."
David Damerell
>Quoting David Damerell <dame...@chiark.greenend.org.uk>:
>>gun-toting lesbian bikers". So, the question is this - what's the best
>>description you can come up with for any anime/manga which is completely
>>accurate but wildly misleading?
>Following up to myself, oops, but;
Twice. Sorry. But I couldn't resist improving it.
Death Note: "A young man takes up writing in an effort to change people's
lives and make the world a better place. His father is never convinced of
the value of his work and finds it hard to believe his son can be a
writer. He seeks to keep out of the public eye; one of his fans, herself
writing similar works, becomes his girlfriend when she finds him; one of
his closest followers identifies him but dies tragically shortly
afterwards; but most people never learn his name."
... I'll let you guys have a go now.
Adam Jones
> So, the question is this - what's the best description you can come
> up with for any anime/manga which is completely accurate but wildly
> misleading?
Shadow Star/Narutaru: Young children fight using cute pet monsters.
Grave of the Fireflies: Two orphans learn valuable life lessons.
Red Garden: Super-powered schoolgirls fight zombies.
Utena: Sword-wielding high-school students plot a global revolution.
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Robert Sneddon
<dame...@chiark.greenend.org.uk> writes
>Recently, in discussion here and at Anime Night, it's been pointed out
>that yes, Yokohama Shopping Log _technically_ is "post-apocalypse
>gun-toting lesbian bikers". So, the question is this - what's the best
>description you can come up with for any anime/manga which is completely
>accurate but wildly misleading?
Hikaru no Go: An unquiet ghost forces a young boy into a lifelong duel
to the death against an implacable foe, a contest he fears he can never
win.
Gunslinger Girl: A touching story of young girls brought together in a
caring community to help them forget their troubled pasts and learn new
skills.
Aria: in an increasingly bitter war for domination of a city's
transport infrastructure, the gloves come off.
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Justin Palmer
> Recently, in discussion here and at Anime Night, it's been pointed out
> that yes, Yokohama Shopping Log _technically_ is "post-apocalypse
> gun-toting lesbian bikers". So, the question is this - what's the best
> description you can come up with for any anime/manga which is completely
> accurate but wildly misleading?
>
> I'll kick off with;
>
> Bubblegum Crisis: "Secret Adventures of a Tokyo Lingerie Saleswoman"
Excuse me, I just have to go off and read the blurb on the back of my
old Manga Video tapes... ^_^
"Mecha, Monsters and Mayhem!" - not, actually, something I made up, but
the actual words printed in large, scary letters on the back of U.S.M.Cs
Patlabor: the T.V series, volume one release.
Akira: "Some angry young people get into a spot of bother with the
authorities."
Ideon: "Cosmic refugees quest for asylum seeker status."
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David Damerell
>Quoting David Damerell <dame...@chiark.greenend.org.uk>:
>>Quoting David Damerell <dame...@chiark.greenend.org.uk>:
>>>gun-toting lesbian bikers". So, the question is this - what's the best
>>>description you can come up with for any anime/manga which is completely
>>>accurate but wildly misleading?
>>Following up to myself, oops, but;
>Twice. Sorry. But I couldn't resist improving it.
Thrice. It's too chatty. But let me try and write some guidelines;
Death Note: "A young man takes up writing in an effort to change people's
lives and make the world a better place. Many people, including his
father, do not see much value in his work, and he seeks to keep out of the
public eye."
So, guidelines;
It has to be accurate.
It has to describe most or all of the series in question. No fair taking
an isolated incident out of context.
50 words is probably about enough.
Not anime at all, but;
Doom (computer game): "After the initial colonisation of Mars, new
immigrants face unique challenges."
David Damerell
[Wildly inappropriate descriptions]
I'm going to have to pick at "accurate" here:
> Hikaru no Go: An unquiet ghost forces a young boy into a lifelong duel
>to the death against an implacable foe, a contest he fears he can never
>win.
I haven't seen HnG, but "to the death"? Really?
> Gunslinger Girl: A touching story of young girls brought together in a
>caring community to help them forget their troubled pasts and learn new
>skills.
"Touching"? And "caring"? I haven't seen enough to know, really...
> Aria: in an increasingly bitter war for domination of a city's
>transport infrastructure, the gloves come off.
"Bitter"? Mind you, I like "the gloves come off".
I was thinking about Aria. "Three girls form a friendship in spite of
their allegiance to rival Italian-style organisations."
David Damerell
>Grave of the Fireflies: Two orphans learn valuable life lessons.
Oh, I _like_ this.
>Utena: Sword-wielding high-school students plot a global revolution.
How about "Academy duelling society plots..."?
Robert Sneddon
<dame...@chiark.greenend.org.uk> writes
>Quoting Robert Sneddon <fr...@nospam.demon.co.uk>:
>[Wildly inappropriate descriptions]
>I'm going to have to pick at "accurate" here:
>
>> Hikaru no Go: An unquiet ghost forces a young boy into a lifelong duel
>>to the death against an implacable foe, a contest he fears he can never
>>win.
>
>I haven't seen HnG, but "to the death"? Really?
Well, the duel won't end until one or the other is dead. Accurate, but
misleading -- it's all in the choice of words, innit?
>
>> Gunslinger Girl: A touching story of young girls brought together in a
>>caring community to help them forget their troubled pasts and learn new
>>skills.
>
>"Touching"? And "caring"? I haven't seen enough to know, really...
"Sniper School: learn how to reach out and touch someone. Six hundred
metres headshot."
>
>> Aria: in an increasingly bitter war for domination of a city's
>>transport infrastructure, the gloves come off.
>
>"Bitter"? Mind you, I like "the gloves come off".
Orange Planet is quite a new gondolier company, from what I recall of
the manga I've seen so there's competition going on. Aria Company is
weird in that they operate on the Sith principle -- "always two there
are, a master and an apprentice", so there's something strange going on
there. Alicia's always going off for "meetings" with the Gondolier
Society... Perhaps she's making the other companies an offer they can't
refuse.
Rob Kelk
<dame...@chiark.greenend.org.uk> wrote:
>Quoting David Damerell <dame...@chiark.greenend.org.uk>:
>>Quoting David Damerell <dame...@chiark.greenend.org.uk>:
>>>Quoting David Damerell <dame...@chiark.greenend.org.uk>:
>>>>gun-toting lesbian bikers". So, the question is this - what's the best
>>>>description you can come up with for any anime/manga which is completely
>>>>accurate but wildly misleading?
>>>Following up to myself, oops, but;
>>Twice. Sorry. But I couldn't resist improving it.
>
>Thrice. It's too chatty. But let me try and write some guidelines;
>
>Death Note: "A young man takes up writing in an effort to change people's
>lives and make the world a better place. Many people, including his
>father, do not see much value in his work, and he seeks to keep out of the
>public eye."
>
>So, guidelines;
>
>It has to be accurate.
>It has to describe most or all of the series in question. No fair taking
>an isolated incident out of context.
>50 words is probably about enough.
I thought this was such an interesting idea, it just had to be shared
with a webboard I read... I've taken the liberty of editing a couple of
their responses for clarity.
Writeups from "Jinx999":
Twelve Kingdoms: "A young woman flees her school, abandoning
her overly controlling parents and ends up joining a group plotting
violent revolution."
Angelic Layer: "While looking for her mother who disappeared
years ago, a girl takes part in a strange fighting competition run by a
mysterious and creepy old man."
Black Lagoon: "A typical Japanese everyman character leaves his
home and, in the tropical seas, gets a romantic new life with a Tsundere
Chinese girl, a cool Russian Onechan type, a meido and a Loli (with twin
brother)."
Writeups from "Bluemage":
Evangelion: "Young boy protects earth by overcoming giant alien
beings, while his father has multiple affairs."
Code Geass: "High school student, believed by the authorities
to hold a certain job, tries it for real. He likes it - people start
listening to him."
Cowboy Bebop: "Four deadbeats travel, searching for their big
break."
Full Metal Panic: "Important scientist gets new bodyguard;
argues with him constantly."
Writeups from "Epsilon" (yeah, *that* Epsilon):
Ghost In The Shell: "Computer specialists discuss IT problems
and solutions."
Final Fantasy VII: "Local law enforcement tries to stop
ecoterrorist group responsible for hundreds of deaths."
Writeups from "CattyNebulart":
Rocket Girls: "A young girl goes of to search for her father
and finds more than she expected, including her half-sister."
Night-Wizard: "A modern day adaptation of Daddy-Long-Legs."
Noir: "A story about a lesbian love triangle."
Writeup from Bob Schroeck:
Ranma 1/2 (Manga): "Boy meets girl under strained
circumstances, but their relationship develops and evolves; ends with a
wedding."
Writeups from "Kokuten":
Cowboy Bebop: "This fun-filled foodie revolves around Spike and
Jet's search for a quality meal."
Trigun: "In this Post-Diaspora universe, follow young, feckless
Vash as he searches for his origin - and a decent doughnut shop!"
Pokemon: "The SPCA has given this show an F Minus rating for
it's treatment of animals."
Writeup from "Morganni":
Excel Saga: "A young woman has many adventures while trying to
help the man she loves."
>Not anime at all, but;
>
>Doom (computer game): "After the initial colonisation of Mars, new
>immigrants face unique challenges."
Oh, well, then... One from me, remembering somebody else's example of
this sort of thing:
The Wizard of Oz: "A young girl leaves her farm and kills a
woman, then sets out to kill again."
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David Damerell
>gun-toting lesbian bikers". So, the question is this - what's the best
>description you can come up with for any anime/manga which is completely
>accurate but wildly misleading?
Not anime (again) but too good to miss;
Super Mario Bros (game): A plumber with a dodgy moustache turns up -
supposedly to help a pretty girl, but he never does any actual plumbing.
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Harry
<dame...@chiark.greenend.org.uk> said:
> Recently, in discussion here and at Anime Night, it's been pointed out
> that yes, Yokohama Shopping Log _technically_ is "post-apocalypse
> gun-toting lesbian bikers".
...and we can be thankful that M@ng@ V!d30 never took it up, for as
sure as God made little brown totoros that's how they'd have marketed
it as.
--
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"What's the terminal velocity of an unladen Haibane?"
Justin Palmer
> Recently, in discussion here and at Anime Night, it's been pointed out
> that yes, Yokohama Shopping Log _technically_ is "post-apocalypse
> gun-toting lesbian bikers". So, the question is this - what's the best
> description you can come up with for any anime/manga which is completely
> accurate but wildly misleading?
(snip)
Another one thought up whilst spending far too many hours relabeling
all the keys at work this afternoon:
"CardCaptor Sakura: a young schoolgirl is stalked by another girl at
her school in a tale of possession."
Chika
Harry <harry...@gridlock.co.uk> wrote:
> On 2008-01-04 04:56:45 +0000, David Damerell
> <dame...@chiark.greenend.org.uk> said:
> > Recently, in discussion here and at Anime Night, it's been pointed out
> > that yes, Yokohama Shopping Log _technically_ is "post-apocalypse
> > gun-toting lesbian bikers".
> ...and we can be thankful that M@ng@ V!d30 never took it up, for as
> sure as God made little brown totoros that's how they'd have marketed
> it as.
But, instead, we got Violence Jack and Mad Bull 34.
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Rob Kelk
<jus...@briareos.demon.co.uk> wrote:
>David Damerell wrote:
>> Recently, in discussion here and at Anime Night, it's been pointed out
>> that yes, Yokohama Shopping Log _technically_ is "post-apocalypse
>> gun-toting lesbian bikers". So, the question is this - what's the best
>> description you can come up with for any anime/manga which is completely
>> accurate but wildly misleading?
>
>(snip)
>
> Another one thought up whilst spending far too many hours relabeling
>all the keys at work this afternoon:
>
> "CardCaptor Sakura: a young schoolgirl is stalked by another girl at
>her school in a tale of possession."
eep!
Here's a few more from that webboard I mentioned earlier. Anime first,
then one non-anime example...
GrimGrimoire: "A young girl goes to a school for magicians, where
she attacks teachers, steals rare magical items, and practices deception
on friend and foe alike." [Morganni]
Kashimashi: "An unexpected kiss changes the life of a quiet boy
forever." [Morganni]
Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha: "A young girl's wisdom helps her make
friends while trying to find valuable antiques." [gamlain]
Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha A's: "Four friends work together to
complete an unfinished book for a girl they like." [Morganni]
Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha Strikers: "Now a teacher, Nanoha tries
to juggle work, a child and her relationship, while helping troubled
students in a new city plagued by gangs." [gamlain]
Doctor Who: "Young women are lured into small shack by strange man,
not seen again for years (if ever)." [ECSNorway]
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Rob Kelk
<dame...@chiark.greenend.org.uk> wrote to uk.media.animation.anime:
>Recently, in discussion here and at Anime Night, it's been pointed out
>that yes, Yokohama Shopping Log _technically_ is "post-apocalypse
>gun-toting lesbian bikers". So, the question is this - what's the best
>description you can come up with for any anime/manga which is completely
>accurate but wildly misleading?
>
>I'll kick off with;
>
>Bubblegum Crisis: "Secret Adventures of a Tokyo Lingerie Saleswoman"
Let's recap, shall we?
(cross-posting to rec.arts.anime.misc so they can play too)
THE MISLEADING PRIMER
or, "WHAT ANIME SHOULD I MIS-DESCRIBE NOW?"
The idea behind this list, as described by David Damerell, is to
accurately but misleadingly describe an anime. The entry has to
describe most or all of the series in question; no fair taking an
isolated incident out of context.
Descriptions:
Akira: Some angry young people get into a spot of bother with
the authorities. [Justin Palmer]
Angelic Layer: While looking for her mother who disappeared
years ago, a girl takes part in a strange fighting competition run by
a mysterious and creepy old man. [Jinx999]
Aria: Three girls form a friendship in spite of their allegiance
to rival Italian-style organisations. [David Damerell]
Black Lagoon: A typical Japanese everyman character leaves his
home and, in the tropical seas, gets a romantic new life with a
Tsundere Chinese girl, a cool Russian Onechan type, a meido and a Loli
(with twin brother). [Jinx999]
Bubblegum Crisis: Secret Adventures of a Tokyo Lingerie
Saleswoman [David Damerell]
CardCaptor Sakura: A young schoolgirl is stalked by another girl
at her school in a tale of possession. [Justin Palmer]
Code Geass: High school student, believed by the authorities to
hold a certain job, tries it for real. He likes it - people start
listening to him. [Bluemage]
Cowboy Bebop: Four deadbeats travel, searching for their big
break. [Bluemage]
Death Note: A young man takes up writing in an effort to change
people's lives and make the world a better place. His father is never
convinced of the value of his work and finds it hard to believe his
son can be a writer. [David Damerell]
Excel Saga: A young woman has many adventures while trying to
help the man she loves. [Morganni]
Full Metal Panic: Important scientist gets new bodyguard; argues
with him constantly. [Bluemage]
Ghost In The Shell: Computer specialists discuss IT problems and
solutions. [Epsilon]
Grave of the Fireflies: Two orphans learn valuable life lessons.
[Adam Jones]
GrimGrimoire: A young girl goes to a school for magicians, where
she attacks teachers, steals rare magical items, and practices
deception on friend and foe alike. [Morganni]
Gunslinger Girl: A touching story of young girls brought together
in a caring community to help them forget their troubled pasts and
learn new skills. [Robert Sneddon]
Hikaru no Go: An unquiet ghost forces a young boy into a lifelong
duel to the death against an implacable foe, a contest he fears he can
never win. [Robert Sneddon]
Ideon: Cosmic refugees quest for asylum seeker status. [Justin
Palmer]
Kashimashi: An unexpected kiss changes the life of a quiet boy
forever. [Morganni]
Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha: A young girl's wisdom helps her
make friends while trying to find valuable antiques. [gamlain]
Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha A's: Four friends work together to
complete an unfinished book for a girl they like. [Morganni]
Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha Strikers: Now a teacher, Nanoha
tries to juggle work, a child and her relationship, while helping
troubled students in a new city plagued by gangs. [gamlain]
Neon Genesis Evangelion: Young boy protects earth by overcoming
giant alien beings, while his father has multiple affairs. [Bluemage]
Night-Wizard: A modern day adaptation of Daddy-Long-Legs.
[CattyNebulart]
Noir: A story about a lesbian love triangle. [CattyNebulart]
Ranma 1/2 (manga): Boy meets girl under strained circumstances,
but their relationship develops and evolves; ends with a wedding.
[Bob Schroeck]
Red Garden: Super-powered schoolgirls fight zombies. [Adam
Jones]
Rocket Girls: A young girl goes of to search for her father and
finds more than she expected, including her half-sister.
[CattyNebulart]
Shadow Star/Narutaru: Young children fight using cute pet
monsters. [Adam Jones]
Trigun: In this Post-Diaspora universe, young, feckless Vash
searches for his origin - and a decent doughnut shop! [Kokuten]
Twelve Kingdoms: A young woman flees her school, abandoning her
overly controlling parents and ends up joining a group plotting
violent revolution. [Jinx999]
Utena: Sword-wielding high-school students plot a global
revolution. [Adam Jones]
Yokohama Shopping Log: Post-apocalypse gun-toting lesbian bikers
[David Damerell]
Contributors:
David Damerell
Adam Jones
Bob Schroeck
Robert Sneddon
Epsilon
Justin Palmer
Morganni
gamlain
Bluemage
CattyNebulart
Kokuten
Jinx999
Robert Sneddon
<rob...@deadspam.com> writes
>On 04 Jan 2008 04:56:45 +0000 (GMT), David Damerell
><dame...@chiark.greenend.org.uk> wrote to uk.media.animation.anime:
>
>>Recently, in discussion here and at Anime Night, it's been pointed out
>>that yes, Yokohama Shopping Log _technically_ is "post-apocalypse
>>gun-toting lesbian bikers". So, the question is this - what's the best
>>description you can come up with for any anime/manga which is completely
>>accurate but wildly misleading?
>>
>>I'll kick off with;
>>
>>Bubblegum Crisis: "Secret Adventures of a Tokyo Lingerie Saleswoman"
>
>Let's recap, shall we?
>
>(cross-posting to rec.arts.anime.misc so they can play too)
>
>
>
> THE MISLEADING PRIMER
>
> or, "WHAT ANIME SHOULD I MIS-DESCRIBE NOW?"
>
>
>The idea behind this list, as described by David Damerell, is to
>accurately but misleadingly describe an anime. The entry has to
>describe most or all of the series in question; no fair taking an
>isolated incident out of context.
>
> Yokohama Shopping Log: Post-apocalypse gun-toting lesbian bikers
>[David Damerell]
Here's the original misleading description I posted to u.m.a.a. about 4
years ago:
"Gun-toting lesbian robots on motorbikes wander a post-apocalyptic
world populated with mutants and giants while cool dispassionate
observers in massive aircraft watch from high in the stratosphere. A
boy, perhaps the last of his kind, patrols the skies in his mecha as a
fanged demon terrorises frightened children."
Fish Eye no Miko
> (cross-posting to rec.arts.anime.misc so they can play too)
> THE MISLEADING PRIMER
> or, "WHAT ANIME SHOULD I MIS-DESCRIBE NOW?"
> The idea behind this list, as described by David Damerell, is to
> accurately but misleadingly describe an anime. The entry has to
> describe most or all of the series in question; no fair taking an
> isolated incident out of context.
> Descriptions:
> Akira: Some angry young people get into a spot of bother with
> the authorities. [Justin Palmer]
"Spot of bother"? How Birtish!
> Death Note: A young man takes up writing in an effort to change
> people's lives and make the world a better place. His father is never
> convinced of the value of his work and finds it hard to believe his
> son can be a writer. [David Damerell]
LOL!
> Grave of the Fireflies: Two orphans learn valuable life lessons.
> [Adam Jones]
Oh, that's *dark*...
> Trigun: In this Post-Diaspora universe, young,
Young...? ^_^
> feckless Vash
> searches for his origin - and a decent doughnut shop! [Kokuten]
FullMetal Alchemist: A tale of two brothers, heavy metal, and getting
stoned.
Catherine Johnson.
Robert Sneddon
> THE MISLEADING PRIMER
>
> or, "WHAT ANIME SHOULD I MIS-DESCRIBE NOW?"
>
>
>The idea behind this list, as described by David Damerell, is to
>accurately but misleadingly describe an anime. The entry has to
>describe most or all of the series in question; no fair taking an
>isolated incident out of context.
>
>
>Descriptions:
>
> Grave of the Fireflies: Two orphans learn valuable life lessons.
>[Adam Jones]
How about: After watching the fireworks, two kids are dying to find
somewhere to go and eat.
Martin D. Pay
>David Damerell wrote:
>> Recently, in discussion here and at Anime Night, it's been pointed out
>> that yes, Yokohama Shopping Log _technically_ is "post-apocalypse
>> gun-toting lesbian bikers". So, the question is this - what's the best
>> description you can come up with for any anime/manga which is completely
>> accurate but wildly misleading?
>
>(snip)
>
> Another one thought up whilst spending far too many hours relabeling
>all the keys at work this afternoon:
>
> "CardCaptor Sakura: a young schoolgirl is stalked by another girl at
>her school in a tale of possession."
I thought that *was* the actual story...
Have I been watching it wrong?
Martin D. Pay
^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^
Warewolf
d93cf6...@s27g2000prg.googlegroups.com:
> FullMetal Alchemist: A tale of two brothers, heavy metal, and getting
> stoned.
*laughs* That's a good one.
Signed,
Warewolf
Brilliance! That's all I can say...
Sheer unadulterated brilliance!! - Wile E. Coyote, Operation Rabbit
Justin Palmer
> On Sun, 06 Jan 2008 20:54:36 +0000, Justin Palmer
> <jus...@briareos.demon.co.uk> wrote:
>
>> David Damerell wrote:
>>> Recently, in discussion here and at Anime Night, it's been pointed out
>>> that yes, Yokohama Shopping Log _technically_ is "post-apocalypse
>>> gun-toting lesbian bikers". So, the question is this - what's the best
>>> description you can come up with for any anime/manga which is completely
>>> accurate but wildly misleading?
(snip)
>
> Doctor Who: "Young women are lured into small shack by strange man,
> not seen again for years (if ever)." [ECSNorway]
>
Considering the country name attached there, I am wondering if the BBC
need to work on their international versions a bit... ^_^
Justin Palmer
> On Jan 7, 11:03 am, robk...@deadspam.com (Rob Kelk) wrote:
>
>> (cross-posting to rec.arts.anime.misc so they can play too)
>> THE MISLEADING PRIMER
>> or, "WHAT ANIME SHOULD I MIS-DESCRIBE NOW?"
>> The idea behind this list, as described by David Damerell, is to
>> accurately but misleadingly describe an anime. The entry has to
>> describe most or all of the series in question; no fair taking an
>> isolated incident out of context.
>> Descriptions:
>> Akira: Some angry young people get into a spot of bother with
>> the authorities. [Justin Palmer]
>
> "Spot of bother"? How Birtish!
>
capacity... ^_^
(snip)
Nick
> Kashimashi: An unexpected kiss changes the life of a quiet boy
>forever. [Morganni]
Actually, there wasn't a boy involved in that kiss...
Let me try:
Kashimashi: Travelers from a far off land visit Japan, and three young
people's love lives are changed in unexpected ways.
Or (on the silly side):
Kashimashi: Travelers from a far off land visit Japan, and a teenager is
forced to change clothes and visit mysterious bathrooms.
Suzuka: A young man walks into a women's bath house, sees a beautiful girl,
and discovers he can run really fast!
--
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TANSTAAFL! (There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch!) R.A.H.
Chika
El Hazard: A crossdresser, a tycoon and a heavy smoker go on a bug hunt.
Dirty Pair: Space police reality show
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Aje RavenStar
"Rob Kelk" <rob...@deadspam.com> wrote in message
news:478268df...@news.individual.net...
> On 04 Jan 2008 04:56:45 +0000 (GMT), David Damerell
> <dame...@chiark.greenend.org.uk> wrote to uk.media.animation.anime:
>
>>Recently, in discussion here and at Anime Night, it's been pointed out
>>that yes, Yokohama Shopping Log _technically_ is "post-apocalypse
>>gun-toting lesbian bikers". So, the question is this - what's the best
>>description you can come up with for any anime/manga which is completely
>>accurate but wildly misleading?
>>
Fruits Basket: A well to do extended dysfunctional family takes in an
orphaned high school girl and learns what real problems are.
DearS: High school student Takeya undergoes hard times after taking in a
stray.
Happy Lesson: High school student Chitose takes in five strays and ends up
in the doghouse permanently.
Midori Days: High school student Seiji takes in a stray, but has everything
well in hand.
VanDread: A ship of female pirates takes in three strays and ends up way off
course.
(ok, ok, I'll stop!)
Derek Janssen
> "Rob Kelk" <rob...@deadspam.com> wrote in message
> news:478268df...@news.individual.net...
>
>>On 04 Jan 2008 04:56:45 +0000 (GMT), David Damerell
>><dame...@chiark.greenend.org.uk> wrote to uk.media.animation.anime:
>>
>>
>>>Recently, in discussion here and at Anime Night, it's been pointed out
>>>that yes, Yokohama Shopping Log _technically_ is "post-apocalypse
>>>gun-toting lesbian bikers". So, the question is this - what's the best
>>>description you can come up with for any anime/manga which is completely
>>>accurate but wildly misleading?
>
> Fruits Basket: A well to do extended dysfunctional family takes in an
> orphaned high school girl and learns what real problems are.
>
> DearS: High school student Takeya undergoes hard times after taking in a
> stray.
>
> Happy Lesson: High school student Chitose takes in five strays and ends up
> in the doghouse permanently.
>
> Midori Days: High school student Seiji takes in a stray, but has everything
> well in hand.
Coyote Ragtime Show: A young girl reunites with the father figure she
never knew...
Derek Janssen
eja...@verizon.net
Robert Sneddon
<whine...@comcast.net> writes
>
>Midori Days: High school student Seiji takes in a stray, but has everything
>well in hand.
How about: luckless in love, Seiji finds himself strangely attracted to
his own right hand.
Robert Sneddon
>
> or, "WHAT ANIME SHOULD I MIS-DESCRIBE NOW?"
Niea_7: Japan suffers from an influx of illegal aliens.
Haibane Renmei: Uh, I forget.
Aishiteru ze Bebe: two under-age kids sleep together.
Chobits: total loser picks up trashy girl, turns her on.
David Johnston
<miy...@spam-no-way.invalid> wrote:
>Hmm...
>
>El Hazard: A crossdresser, a tycoon and a heavy smoker go on a bug hunt.
Struggle with a insect infestation...
Jay Blanc
> Quoting Robert Sneddon <fr...@nospam.demon.co.uk>:
> [Wildly inappropriate descriptions]
> I'm going to have to pick at "accurate" here:
>
>> Hikaru no Go: An unquiet ghost forces a young boy into a lifelong duel
>> to the death against an implacable foe, a contest he fears he can never
>> win.
>
> I haven't seen HnG, but "to the death"? Really?
It's a game of life and death!
And you poke out people's eyes...
Or let them hang themselves...
Or get eaten up by your inescapable trap...
Sometimes, there are zombies.
- Jay
Adam Jones
> In message <478268df...@news.individual.net>, Rob Kelk
> <rob...@deadspam.com> writes
>
> > THE MISLEADING PRIMER
> >
> > or, "WHAT ANIME SHOULD I MIS-DESCRIBE NOW?"
> >
> >[Adam Jones]
>
> How about: After watching the fireworks, two kids are dying to find
> somewhere to go and eat.
You're a bad, bad man...
Simoun: A team of transsexual temple dancers heads off to war.
The Big O: An amnesiac lawyer chases up unpaid bills.
Serial Experiments Lain: With the help of her imaginary friends, a young
girl learns about computer programming.
--
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Heikki "vermes" Heiska
> THE MISLEADING PRIMER
>
> or, "WHAT ANIME SHOULD I MIS-DESCRIBE NOW?"
Ping-Pong Club: Teenage boys learn important lessons of life and love.
Rob Kelk
<snip>
>Let's recap, shall we?
>
>(cross-posting to rec.arts.anime.misc so they can play too)
A few more from the webboard...
Dragonball Z: A deceased father watches over his son as he grows
into a man, learns important lessons about new friends, and protects
his family from the deadly and powerful Mr. Satan. [kestrel404]
Fate: Stay/Night: King Arthur heads an all-star cast in this
harem fantasy piece with a plot straight out of porn. [Valles]
Full Metal Alchemist: The heartwarming tale of two brothers on a
quest to reunite themselves with their lost parents. [kestrel404]
Inu Yasha: A modern day girl and her pet dog are stuck in feudal
Japan and must find a way to live without modern convenience during a
barbaric age. [kestrel404]
Neon Genesis Evangelion: Three scientist/mothers try to protect
their children from the horror of giant monster attacks. [ECSNorway]
Outlaw Star: A young ship captain sets out to find a mythical
current. Plagued by a inconsistent, unreliable crew, can he discover a
route that lies on no maps and the theoretical riches that lie beyond?
[gamlain]
Tenchi Muyo: Teenaged boy faces an alien invasion alone. [Bob
Schroeck]
<snip>
Rob Kelk
>On Mon, 07 Jan 2008 18:03:05 GMT, I wrote:
>
><snip>
>
>>Let's recap, shall we?
>>
>>(cross-posting to rec.arts.anime.misc so they can play too)
>
>
>A few more from the webboard...
<snip>
And two more, both from Bob Schroeck:
La Blue Girl: Teenaged girl goes into the family business and
masters public relations.
Legend of the Overfiend: An unconventional tale of forbidden love.
(And this seems like a good excuse to dust off an older .signature...)
--
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"Now I know why they call 'em lemons. They leave a sour taste in my
mouth." - from "Anime Detective: Crossover Crisis", by Pearson Mui
David Damerell
>Recently, in discussion here and at Anime Night, it's been pointed out
>that yes, Yokohama Shopping Log _technically_ is "post-apocalypse
>gun-toting lesbian bikers". So, the question is this - what's the best
>description you can come up with for any anime/manga which is completely
>accurate but wildly misleading?
Lone Wolf and Cub: A man and his son travel feudal Japan, meeting people
from all walks of life, but eventually he feels compelled to return to the
capital to catch up with an old acquaintance, who adopts his son.
--
David Damerell <dame...@chiark.greenend.org.uk> flcl?
Today is Gaiman, January - a public holiday.
Justin Palmer
(snip)
> THE MISLEADING PRIMER
>
> or, "WHAT ANIME SHOULD I MIS-DESCRIBE NOW?"
>
>
> The idea behind this list, as described by David Damerell, is to
> accurately but misleadingly describe an anime. The entry has to
> describe most or all of the series in question; no fair taking an
> isolated incident out of context.
Bet you all thought I'd forgotten, didn't you? ^_^
Mobile SUIT GUNDAM: Epic wartime family saga, focusing on the lives,
struggles and internal power plays of the Zavi dynasty, in particular
the trouble caused by the betrayals of a close associate.
Rob Kelk
<jus...@briareos.demon.co.uk> wrote:
>Rob Kelk wrote:
>
>(snip)
>
>> THE MISLEADING PRIMER
>>
>> or, "WHAT ANIME SHOULD I MIS-DESCRIBE NOW?"
>>
>>
>> The idea behind this list, as described by David Damerell, is to
>> accurately but misleadingly describe an anime. The entry has to
>> describe most or all of the series in question; no fair taking an
>> isolated incident out of context.
>
> Bet you all thought I'd forgotten, didn't you? ^_^
>
> Mobile SUIT GUNDAM: Epic wartime family saga, focusing on the lives,
>struggles and internal power plays of the Zavi dynasty, in particular
>the trouble caused by the betrayals of a close associate.
Nah, we knew you were just coming up with the essential description of
the series...
A few more from the webboard I copied this idea to:
Doraemon: A brilliant scientist sends his finest android creation
back in time...to aid his past self in averting a terrible future.
[Acyl]
The Third: An old guy stalks a young girl using advanced
technology. [CattyNebulart]
Card Captor Sakura: An analysis of unconventional and/or
inappropriate relationships in and around an elementary school. [Evil
Midnight Lurker]
Bill Martin
> In message <fsKdnWmg7tyrKB_a...@comcast.com>, Aje RavenStar
> <whine...@comcast.net> writes
>>
>> Midori Days: High school student Seiji takes in a stray, but has everything
>> well in hand.
>
> How about: luckless in love, Seiji finds himself strangely attracted to
> his own right hand.
Actually it's his own right hand is strangely attracted to him... :)
... and since I haven't contributed to this thread yet aside from the
above quip...
Hyper Police: A foxy lady has an appetite for something that will get
her some tail.
Princess Nine: A middle-aged man has a ball with nine high-school
girls wanting to try teaming up together to score.
Buttobi CPU (a.k.a. I Dream of Mimi): A poor geek must use his latest
computer to stop Apple's takeover of Japan with some creative data
loading.
D.N. Angel: One boy's puberty causes twins to contemplate life with a
master thief.
DNA^2: A futuristic babe can't bring herself to shoot some schmuck a
second time.
Full Moon wo Sagoshite: A young girl is dying to make it in the music
business.
Initial D: Deliviring tofu causes one boy to find fame.
Kekko Kamen: Evil can be defeated by one girl with a good streak.
Le Chevalier D'Eon: One man and his sister get closer, as Psalms are
used to overthrow France.
Peach Girl: Angsting over a suntan causes a guy-harem.
Puni Puni Poemy: Aliens with giant dangling balls, a guy that's part
squid, and seven sisters all have something planned for Nabeshin's
daughter.
Those Who Hunt Elves: Three strangers find clothing gets in the way of magic.
Venus Verses Virus: Shooting your partner can make her attack viciously.
Yu Yu Hakusho: A cute grim reaper and a high school boy find that the
afterlife can be cuter than we expect.
Nick
Kekko Kamen: The faculty of a strict educational institution is thrown into
an uproar by a mysterious beauty's unusual clothing.
--
Nick <mailto:tans...@pobox.com>
Nick's First Law of Computer Virus Complaints:
Just because your computer is acting strangely or one of your programs
doesn't work right, this does NOT mean that your computer has a virus.
Robert Sneddon
<bill_r...@hotmail.com> writes
>On 2008-01-07 18:20:23 -0600, Robert Sneddon <fr...@nospam.demon.co.uk> said:
>
>> In message <fsKdnWmg7tyrKB_a...@comcast.com>, Aje RavenStar
>> <whine...@comcast.net> writes
>>> Midori Days: High school student Seiji takes in a stray, but has
>>>everything
>>> well in hand.
>> How about: luckless in love, Seiji finds himself strangely
>>attracted to
>> his own right hand.
>
>Actually it's his own right hand is strangely attracted to him... :)
It takes Seiji a while to come to grips with his feelings. He can't put
his finger on it right away.
Tonari no Totoro: A corny story of lolis, furries and PUSSY!
Porco Rosso: And the pigs are lined up, ready for takeoff.
David Damerell
> Card Captor Sakura: An analysis of unconventional and/or
>inappropriate relationships in and around an elementary school. [Evil
>Midnight Lurker]
I don't think that's misleading at all. Mentioning all that card capturing
would be misleading. :-)
Sailor Moon S: Professor T- is completely dedicated to research aimed at
changing his daughter's fate, but a gang of youths sabotages it at every
turn, and she dies tragically. A number of his assistants also die after
acts of sabotage.
--
David Damerell <dame...@chiark.greenend.org.uk> flcl?
Today is Second Potmos, January.
bobbie sellers
> Quoting Rob Kelk <rob...@deadspam.com>:
>> Card Captor Sakura: An analysis of unconventional and/or
>> inappropriate relationships in and around an elementary school. [Evil
>> Midnight Lurker]
>
> I don't think that's misleading at all. Mentioning all that card capturing
> would be misleading. :-)
>
> Sailor Moon S: Professor T- is completely dedicated to research aimed at
> changing his daughter's fate, but a gang of youths sabotages it at every
> turn, and she dies tragically. A number of his assistants also die after
> acts of sabotage.
Actually the Professor dies but the intervention of the
gang results in the rejuvenation of the daughter.
You make me glad I watched that as one of my final
rentals from Japan Video in the New Year's holiday period.
How about "Red Garden" HS zombie girls must kill monsters to
live.
later
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> How about "Red Garden" HS zombie girls must kill monsters to
> live.
I think I should improve on my earlier effort here:
Red Garden: Four high-school girls learn about ancient magic in a
musical adventure.
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.oO("Enough with the tentacles already." )
David Damerell
>David Damerell wrote:
>>Sailor Moon S: Professor T- is completely dedicated to research aimed at
>>changing his daughter's fate, but a gang of youths sabotages it at every
>>turn, and she dies tragically. A number of his assistants also die after
>>acts of sabotage.
>Actually the Professor dies but the intervention of the
>gang results in the rejuvenation of the daughter.
Hotaru dies in a flashback in episode 120. Mistress 9 dies in episode 125,
and is arguably the Professor's daughter. Episode #126 establishes that
Hotaru has been "reborn" and has a "new life".
Now the second two _can_ be quibbled with, but I think it's fairly
indisputable that Hotaru dies on at _least_ one occasion.
Justin Palmer
> On Wed, 09 Jan 2008 21:07:17 +0000, Justin Palmer
> <jus...@briareos.demon.co.uk> wrote:
>
>> Rob Kelk wrote:
>>
>> (snip)
>>
>>> THE MISLEADING PRIMER
>>>
>>> or, "WHAT ANIME SHOULD I MIS-DESCRIBE NOW?"
>
>> Mobile SUIT GUNDAM: Epic wartime family saga, focusing on the lives,
>> struggles and internal power plays of the Zavi dynasty, in particular
>> the trouble caused by the betrayals of a close associate.
>
> Nah, we knew you were just coming up with the essential description of
> the series...
(snip)
More from the House of Mecha!
Armoured Trooper VOTOMS: A young womans mission to find the voyeur who
spied on her as as she was sleeping naked.
Aje RavenStar
>>> Rob Kelk wrote:
>>>
>>> (snip)
>>>
>>>> THE MISLEADING PRIMER
>>>>
>>>> or, "WHAT ANIME SHOULD I MIS-DESCRIBE NOW?"
>>
Black Lagoon: A multinational company's adventures in free market
capitalism.
sanjian
> In uk.media.animation.anime Robert Sneddon <fr...@nospam.demon.co.uk>
> wrote:
>> In message <478268df...@news.individual.net>, Rob Kelk
>> <rob...@deadspam.com> writes
>>
>>> THE MISLEADING PRIMER
>>>
>>> or, "WHAT ANIME SHOULD I MIS-DESCRIBE NOW?"
>>>
>>> Grave of the Fireflies: Two orphans learn valuable life
>>> lessons. [Adam Jones]
>>
>> How about: After watching the fireworks, two kids are dying to find
>> somewhere to go and eat.
>
> You're a bad, bad man...
>
> Simoun: A team of transsexual temple dancers heads off to war.
Make that pre-op.
Mappy
wrote:
> Quoting David Damerell <damer...@chiark.greenend.org.uk>:
>
> >Recently, in discussion here and at Anime Night, it's been pointed out
> >that yes, Yokohama Shopping Log _technically_ is "post-apocalypse
> >gun-toting lesbian bikers". So, the question is this - what's the best
> >description you can come up with for any anime/manga which is completely
> >accurate but wildly misleading?
>
> Lone Wolf and Cub: A man and his son travel feudal Japan, meeting people
> from all walks of life, but eventually he feels compelled to return to the
> capital to catch up with an old acquaintance, who adopts his son.
> --
> Today is Gaiman, January - a public holiday.
Love Hina: A young boy attempts to teach his classmates in anger
management
Chobits: University drop out resorts to the internet for information
on the female anatomy
Serial Experiments Lain: A happy-go-lucky story of a girl socialising
on internet chatrooms
---
Mappy
Evening all!
Mappy
Forgot to add:
Boku no sexual Harassment: Tokyo company give employees lessons in
vegetable analysis.
---
Mappy
Justin Palmer
> On 12 Jan, 19:48, Mappy <martin.hop...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> On 9 Jan, 17:07, David Damerell <damer...@chiark.greenend.org.uk>
>> wrote:
>>
>>> Quoting David Damerell <damer...@chiark.greenend.org.uk>:
>>>> Recently, in discussion here and at Anime Night, it's been pointed out
>>>> that yes, Yokohama Shopping Log _technically_ is "post-apocalypse
>>>> gun-toting lesbian bikers". So, the question is this - what's the best
>>>> description you can come up with for any anime/manga which is completely
>>>> accurate but wildly misleading?
(snip)
> Forgot to add:
>
> Boku no sexual Harassment: Tokyo company give employees lessons in
> vegetable analysis.
>
> ---
> Mappy
Oh no, who let you in? ^_^
Warewolf
news:55uao350ts6m6rjaa...@4ax.com:
>
> Kekko Kamen: The faculty of a strict educational institution is thrown
> into an uproar by a mysterious beauty's unusual clothing.
Oh, crap, now I'm thinking of a Daria fanfic.
*grabs his head and gives it a shake*
Get out-GET OUT-**GETOUT!!!**
Signed,
Warewolf
who is trying his best not to decide between the title character, her
friend Jane and one of the adults as the heroine.
DWAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaahhhh!!!
*runs around like a madman*
Warewolf
news:QFNTTec0...@nospam.demon.co.uk:
> [Re: Midori Days]
> It takes Seiji a while to come to grips with his feelings. He can't put
> his finger on it right away.
Okay, this one had me on the floor.
Do you really need your day job? ~_^
Signed,
Warewolf
Warewolf
news:ZVk*Ip...@news.chiark.greenend.org.uk:
> Sailor Moon S: Professor T- is completely dedicated to research aimed
> at changing his daughter's fate, but a gang of youths sabotages it at
> every turn, and she dies tragically. A number of his assistants also
> die after acts of sabotage.
This description reminded me of a Power Rangers/Super Sentai parody where
an ordinary person was being harrassed by 'heroes' thinking he was the
next supervillain.
With the apparent simplicity of the sentai, kaiju (giant monster) and
shoujo (ie Sailor Moon) plots, I'm wondering how far one could take a
spoof of those series.
Perhaps the (future team's) commander or his/her advisor could choose the
wrong people for the job (ie a cleaning lady, hooker, neo-hippie, data
entry clerk and cartoonist) and they save the day almost by accident.
Perhaps the victim of a (later destroyed) growth ray could be an ally of
these heroes until another one can be built. (or would that drain the
world resources, particularly when it comes to the *ahem* processing of
certain materials in the meantime) ^_^;
Perhaps a group of high-school students 'fated' to become evil decide to
buck their roles and use their dark powers to help humanity. (Things may
not always go as they plan, however)
If these plots have already been used, perhaps you post appropriate
examples but, if 'Samurai Goddess Galaxia' is any indication, I would
assume that any fame these plots gain will be fleeting. ^_^;;
We'll see how everything goes.
Signed,
Warewolf
who thinks that a beat-em-up or fighting game featuring a wide variety of
(playable) youkai could be successful as well.
Chika
Warewolf <warewol...@shaw.ca> wrote:
> Nick <tans...@pobox.com> wrote in
> news:55uao350ts6m6rjaa...@4ax.com:
> >
> > Kekko Kamen: The faculty of a strict educational institution is thrown
> > into an uproar by a mysterious beauty's unusual clothing.
> Oh, crap, now I'm thinking of a Daria fanfic.
> *grabs his head and gives it a shake*
> Get out-GET OUT-**GETOUT!!!**
> Signed,
> Warewolf
> who is trying his best not to decide between the title character, her
> friend Jane and one of the adults as the heroine.
Beware, Tochiz, I am Keeeeeehkoooo Kaaaahmen!
--
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// \// "Word to the wise guy; be nice or be dog food!"
... Where we operate at a 90ø angle to reality
Peter Maydell
>completely accurate but wildly misleading?
Bokurano: a cute animal mascot teaches a group of kids about the
foolishness of accepting software EULAs without reading them first.
-- PMM
Chika
Birdy the Mighty: A story of a crimefighting partnership.
--
//\ // Chika <miyuki><at><crashnet><org><uk>
// \// "Word to the wise guy; be nice or be dog food!"
... Every little BYTE helps
Galen
wrote:
>With the apparent simplicity of the sentai, kaiju (giant monster) and
>shoujo (ie Sailor Moon) plots, I'm wondering how far one could take a
>spoof of those series.
>
>Perhaps the (future team's) commander or his/her advisor could choose the
>wrong people for the job (ie a cleaning lady, hooker, neo-hippie, data
>entry clerk and cartoonist) and they save the day almost by accident.
Cosmos House - the hero is chosen based on his ability
to fit into the power suit.
Corrector Yui - Chosen because she was sitting in the
seat of the schoolgirl who supposed to get the job.
Derek Janssen
Shinesman - Hero gets appointed to sentai team as office promotion,
chooses Red mecha suit because it's his kid's TV favorite, not realizing
that his office co-workers chose corporate colors of Gray, Moss Green
and Salmon Pink...
(I mean, I *wasn't* the only one shouting this back at the original
post, was I?--Or did everyone else just consider it too obvious to mention?)
Derek Janssen
eja...@verizon.net
Captain Nerd
"Aje RavenStar" <whine...@comcast.net> wrote:
Nerima Daikon Brothers: Heartwarming musical tale of a close-knit
farm family and their hired help.
Cap.
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Derek Janssen
>
> Nerima Daikon Brothers: Heartwarming musical tale of a close-knit
> farm family and their hired help.
Sgt. Frog: Heartwarming tale of a boy and his pet frog, who learn the
value of friendship...
Derek Janssen
eja...@verizon.net
Rob Kelk
wrote:
>David Damerell <dame...@chiark.greenend.org.uk> wrote in
>news:ZVk*Ip...@news.chiark.greenend.org.uk:
>
>> Sailor Moon S: Professor T- is completely dedicated to research aimed
>> at changing his daughter's fate, but a gang of youths sabotages it at
>> every turn, and she dies tragically. A number of his assistants also
>> die after acts of sabotage.
>
>This description reminded me of a Power Rangers/Super Sentai parody where
>an ordinary person was being harrassed by 'heroes' thinking he was the
>next supervillain.
Ah, yes... "Rolling Bomber Special".
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2BBl7_-4JA
<snip>
Aje RavenStar
"Galen" <ga...@nekomimicon.net> wrote in message
news:dksko318e7p911gu6...@4ax.com...
Venus Vs. Virus: A vicious election year funding battle takes place in the
halls of Congress pitting NASA proponents against supporters of the Center
For Disease Control.
Derek Janssen
>>
>>Cosmos House - the hero is chosen based on his ability
>>to fit into the power suit.
>>
>>Corrector Yui - Chosen because she was sitting in the
>>seat of the schoolgirl who supposed to get the job.
>
> Venus Vs. Virus: A vicious election year funding battle takes place in the
> halls of Congress pitting NASA proponents against supporters of the Center
> For Disease Control.
(Nnnno, I'm sorry, that's the "Somewhat Unclear on the Title"
plot-description thread, but still its own funny idea--
May have to start your own separate.)
Derek Janssen
eja...@verizon.ne
Rob Kelk
Yep, we did one of those a few years ago - it included such gems as
"Bubblegum Crisis: Due to unforseen demand, the world's supply of
bubblegum is running low; can a group of candy manufacturers turn the
tide?" and "Bubblegum Crisis 2040: After eight years, they still haven't
solved the bubblegum shortage"...
Sea Wasp
> On Sun, 13 Jan 2008 18:57:07 GMT, Warewolf <warewol...@shaw.ca>
> wrote:
>
>
>>With the apparent simplicity of the sentai, kaiju (giant monster) and
>>shoujo (ie Sailor Moon) plots, I'm wondering how far one could take a
>>spoof of those series.
Sailor Moon *IS* a spoof of such series, actually. It was born from a
joke by the cartoonist. It developed more substance than JUST spoof,
yes, but it's still not truly a serious Mahou Shoujo show.
The greatest spoof of Sentai remains -- DYNAMAN!
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Inu-Yasha
"Rob Kelk" <rob...@deadspam.com> wrote in message
news:4783dd51...@news.individual.net...
> On Mon, 07 Jan 2008 18:03:05 GMT, I wrote:
>
> <snip>
>
>>Let's recap, shall we?
>>
>>(cross-posting to rec.arts.anime.misc so they can play too)
>
>
> A few more from the webboard...
>
> Dragonball Z: A deceased father watches over his son as he grows
> into a man, learns important lessons about new friends, and protects
> his family from the deadly and powerful Mr. Satan. [kestrel404]
>
> Fate: Stay/Night: King Arthur heads an all-star cast in this
> harem fantasy piece with a plot straight out of porn. [Valles]
>
> Full Metal Alchemist: The heartwarming tale of two brothers on a
> quest to reunite themselves with their lost parents. [kestrel404]
>
Shoulldn't that be "The heartwarming tale of two brothers on a quest to
reunite themselves with their lost parts."
Inu-Yasha
Feh!! ^_^
> Inu Yasha: A modern day girl and her pet dog are stuck in feudal
> Japan and must find a way to live without modern convenience during a
> barbaric age. [kestrel404]
>
> Neon Genesis Evangelion: Three scientist/mothers try to protect
> their children from the horror of giant monster attacks. [ECSNorway]
>
> Outlaw Star: A young ship captain sets out to find a mythical
> current. Plagued by a inconsistent, unreliable crew, can he discover a
> route that lies on no maps and the theoretical riches that lie beyond?
> [gamlain]
>
> Tenchi Muyo: Teenaged boy faces an alien invasion alone. [Bob
> Schroeck]
>
>
> <snip>
Antonio E. Gonzalez
<fe...@cox.net> wrote:
>On Jan 7, 11:03 am, robk...@deadspam.com (Rob Kelk) wrote:
>
>> (cross-posting to rec.arts.anime.misc so they can play too)
>> THE MISLEADING PRIMER
>> or, "WHAT ANIME SHOULD I MIS-DESCRIBE NOW?"
>> The idea behind this list, as described by David Damerell, is to
>> accurately but misleadingly describe an anime. The entry has to
>> describe most or all of the series in question; no fair taking an
>> isolated incident out of context.
>> Descriptions:
>> Akira: Some angry young people get into a spot of bother with
>> the authorities. [Justin Palmer]
>
>"Spot of bother"? How Birtish!
>
>> Death Note: A young man takes up writing in an effort to change
>> people's lives and make the world a better place. His father is never
>> convinced of the value of his work and finds it hard to believe his
>> son can be a writer. [David Damerell]
>
>LOL!
>
>> Grave of the Fireflies: Two orphans learn valuable life lessons.
>> [Adam Jones]
>
>Oh, that's *dark*...
>
>> Trigun: In this Post-Diaspora universe, young,
>
>Young...? ^_^
>
Well, he sure looks good for his age!
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David Damerell
But, see, "technically accurate" - Lain isn't happy-go-lucky.
>Boku no sexual Harassment: Tokyo company give employees lessons in
>vegetable analysis.
Likewise - there's one corncob and it's onscreen for 2 minutes. :-)
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Also not while I am drinking my coffee, please.
Justin Palmer
> Warewolf wrote on [Sun, 13 Jan 2008 18:57:07 GMT]:
>> David Damerell <dame...@chiark.greenend.org.uk> wrote in
>> news:ZVk*Ip...@news.chiark.greenend.org.uk:
>>
>>> Sailor Moon S: Professor T- is completely dedicated to research aimed
>>> at changing his daughter's fate, but a gang of youths sabotages it at
>>> every turn, and she dies tragically. A number of his assistants also
>>> die after acts of sabotage.
>> This description reminded me of a Power Rangers/Super Sentai parody where
>> an ordinary person was being harrassed by 'heroes' thinking he was the
>> next supervillain.
>>
>> With the apparent simplicity of the sentai, kaiju (giant monster) and
>> shoujo (ie Sailor Moon) plots, I'm wondering how far one could take a
>> spoof of those series.
>
> variety show with a parody of sentai, five reds showed up, the villain
> bitched at them, etc.
>
As with so many other staples of Japanese animation, Megas XLR features
a team of Gatchaman look-a-likes, with a bit of Sentai mixed in
(disembodied bald head giving the orders, each team member has an
animal-themed robot that can combine to form a larger one).
Their lot is not, generally, a happy one.
There is also an episode of the same series where Magical Girls [1]
(with mecha - sigh) turn up. The result is perhaps a foregone conclusion.
[1] Well, not *exactly*. Its just obvious where the inspiration is.
Mappy
> Mappy wrote:
> > On 12 Jan, 19:48, Mappy <martin.hop...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >> On 9 Jan, 17:07, David Damerell <damer...@chiark.greenend.org.uk>
> >> wrote:
>
> >>> Quoting David Damerell <damer...@chiark.greenend.org.uk>:
> >>>> Recently, in discussion here and at Anime Night, it's been pointed out
> >>>> that yes, Yokohama Shopping Log _technically_ is "post-apocalypse
> >>>> gun-toting lesbian bikers". So, the question is this - what's the best
> >>>> description you can come up with for any anime/manga which is completely
> >>>> accurate but wildly misleading?
>
> (snip)
>
> > Forgot to add:
>
> > Boku no sexual Harassment: Tokyo company give employees lessons in
> > vegetable analysis.
>
> > ---
> > Mappy
>
> Oh no, who let you in? ^_^
Cat flap was open and not booby trapped :D
---
Mappy
Justin Palmer
Bloody Catgirl Security Firms. Next time, its Chirico Cuvie Security
Systems or else. ^_^
nyo
Sky Girls: Young girls in skimpy outfits perform for old men.
Mappy
wrote:
> Quoting Mappy <martin.hop...@gmail.com>:
>
> >On 12 Jan, 19:48, Mappy <martin.hop...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >>Serial Experiments Lain: A happy-go-lucky story of a girl socialising
> >>on internet chatrooms
>
> But, see, "technically accurate" - Lain isn't happy-go-lucky.
>
> >Boku no sexual Harassment: Tokyo company give employees lessons in
> >vegetable analysis.
>
> Likewise - there's one corncob and it's onscreen for 2 minutes. :-)
Ok, let me try another one then.
Aria: The residents of Neo Valencia resort to talking to their pets to
remedy their slow paced lifestyle.
Mappy
> Mappy wrote:
> > On 1月13日, 午後12:18, Justin Palmer <jus...@briareos.demon.co.uk> wrote:
> >> Mappy wrote:
> >>> On 12 Jan, 19:48, Mappy <martin.hop...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >> Oh no, who let you in? ^_^
>
> > Cat flap was open and not booby trapped :D
> > ---
> > Mappy
>
> Bloody Catgirl Security Firms. Next time, its Chirico Cuvie Security
> Systems or else. ^_^
That's right, blame it on us why don't you!
---
Mappy
Bill Martin
>
> Sky Girls: Young girls in skimpy outfits perform for old men.
On that note...
Kaleido Star: A group of men, women, and some underage girls show off
just HOW flexible they are for groups of strangers who pay money to
watch.
Chrono Crusade: Some early century aristocrats are having a devil of a time.
Love Hina: In the search of getting into college, one boy finds that he
can fly with the help of one girl.
Ah! My Goddess: One schmuck gets the ultimate wish fulfillment in the
form of a beautiful girl and her two sisters.
A Wind Named Amnesia: A troubled world forgets all about its cares and
concerns when aliens show up.
Girls' High (a.k.a. High School Girls): At an all-girls school, they
get lessons in love, lust, life, and who's on top.
David Damerell
>gun-toting lesbian bikers". So, the question is this - what's the best
>description you can come up with for any anime/manga which is completely
>accurate but wildly misleading?
Magic Knight Rayearth: A bona-fide princess calls in three ordinary girls
to help with her relationship problems.
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>Ah! My Goddess: One schmuck gets the ultimate wish fulfillment in the
>form of a beautiful girl and her two sisters.
Not really all that misleading.
Justin Palmer
Cat. Flap. Flap. For. Cats. Its not hard to find the truth hidden in
whatevers left, however probable. ^_^
Justin Palmer
> Quoting Bill Martin <bill_r...@hotmail.com>:
>> Ah! My Goddess: One schmuck gets the ultimate wish fulfillment in the
>> form of a beautiful girl and her two sisters.
>
> Not really all that misleading.
Japanese student lands call, girl? ^_^
David Damerell
>David Damerell wrote:
>>Quoting Bill Martin <bill_r...@hotmail.com>:
>>>Ah! My Goddess: One schmuck gets the ultimate wish fulfillment in the
>>>form of a beautiful girl and her two sisters.
>>Not really all that misleading.
>Japanese student lands call, girl? ^_^
Goddesses, demons, and motorcycle gangs come into conflict. We see this
from the point of view of the hapless Keiichi Morisato - his home is only
the first thing he will lose.
Mappy
wrote:
> >>>Ah! My Goddess: One schmuck gets the ultimate wish fulfillment in the
> >>>form of a beautiful girl and her two sisters.
> >>Not really all that misleading.
> >Japanese student lands call, girl? ^_^
>
> Goddesses, demons, and motorcycle gangs come into conflict. We see this
> from the point of view of the hapless Keiichi Morisato - his home is only
> the first thing he will lose.
Ah! My Goddess: A student's tale of celibacy.
Nagasarete Airando: A tale of a young boy stranded on an island,
hunted down by ninjas.
Ai Yori Aoshi (second series): Hanabishi Kaoru returns in a train
crash!
---
Mappy
Mappy
> Mappy wrote:
> > On 14 Jan, 19:34, Justin Palmer <jus...@briareos.demon.co.uk> wrote:
> >> Mappy wrote:
> >>> On 1月13日, 午後12:18, Justin Palmer <jus...@briareos.demon.co.uk> wrote:
> >>>> Mappy wrote:
> >>>>> On 12 Jan, 19:48, Mappy <martin.hop...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >>>> Oh no, who let you in? ^_^
> >>> Cat flap was open and not booby trapped :D
> >>> ---
> >>> Mappy
> >> Bloody Catgirl Security Firms. Next time, its Chirico Cuvie Security
> >> Systems or else. ^_^
>
> > That's right, blame it on us why don't you!
>
> Cat. Flap. Flap. For. Cats. Its not hard to find the truth hidden in
> whatevers left, however probable. ^_^
That cat flap could be for anyone!
---
Mappy
Justin Palmer
What, with the "Hello, Overlord Kitty, Welcome In!" stickers all over it?
Mappy
> Mappy wrote:
> > On 15 Jan, 15:33, Justin Palmer <jus...@briareos.demon.co.uk> wrote:
> >> Mappy wrote:
> >>> On 14 Jan, 19:34, Justin Palmer <jus...@briareos.demon.co.uk> wrote:
> >>>> Mappy wrote:
> >>>>> On 1月13日, 午後12:18, Justin Palmer <jus...@briareos.demon.co.uk> wrote:
> >>>>>> Mappy wrote:
> >>>>>>> On 12 Jan, 19:48, Mappy <martin.hop...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >>>>>> Oh no, who let you in? ^_^
> >>>>> Cat flap was open and not booby trapped :D
> >>>>> ---
> >>>>> Mappy
> >>>> Bloody Catgirl Security Firms. Next time, its Chirico Cuvie Security
> >>>> Systems or else. ^_^
> >>> That's right, blame it on us why don't you!
> >> Cat. Flap. Flap. For. Cats. Its not hard to find the truth hidden in
> >> whatevers left, however probable. ^_^
>
> > That cat flap could be for anyone!
>
> What, with the "Hello, Overlord Kitty, Welcome In!" stickers all over it?
... no comment.
Oh! Edo Rocket - When Seikichi falls in love with a furry, there's
fireworks (BOOM BOOM!)
ok, more of a very bad pun than a wildly deceiving description. Let me
try again,
Oh! Edo Rocket - Japanese government employ men in ninja cosplay to
deport illegal aliens.
---
Mappy
David Johnston
<jus...@briareos.demon.co.uk> wrote:
>David Damerell wrote:
>> Quoting Bill Martin <bill_r...@hotmail.com>:
>>> Ah! My Goddess: One schmuck gets the ultimate wish fulfillment in the
>>> form of a beautiful girl and her two sisters.
>>
>> Not really all that misleading.
>
> Japanese student lands call, girl? ^_^
Just one threesome is enough to change a shy boy's life!
Bill Martin
<dame...@chiark.greenend.org.uk> said:
> Quoting Bill Martin <bill_r...@hotmail.com>:
>> Ah! My Goddess: One schmuck gets the ultimate wish fulfillment in the
>> form of a beautiful girl and her two sisters.
>
> Not really all that misleading.
Well... slightly misleading...
Justin Palmer
Captain Harlock: lonely alcoholic sailor invites young males onto his
ship for painful lessons in Manhood.
Nick Roberts
Sabre Marionette J: Two doll collectors struggle for dominance
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sanjian
> On 04 Jan 2008 04:56:45 +0000 (GMT), David Damerell
> <dame...@chiark.greenend.org.uk> wrote to uk.media.animation.anime:
>
>> Recently, in discussion here and at Anime Night, it's been pointed
>> out that yes, Yokohama Shopping Log _technically_ is "post-apocalypse
>> best description you can come up with for any anime/manga which is
>> completely accurate but wildly misleading?
>>
>>
>> Bubblegum Crisis: "Secret Adventures of a Tokyo Lingerie Saleswoman"
>
> Let's recap, shall we?
>
>
>
>
> THE MISLEADING PRIMER
>
> or, "WHAT ANIME SHOULD I MIS-DESCRIBE NOW?"
>
Blue Drop: Lesbian Invaders from Outer Space!
Spicenwolf: An acid rock band trying to make a living as merchants on
Arrakis.
Ok, so that one's not exactly what the thread is looking for...
Tsunami
Rozen maiden: Young boy learns love with eh help of dolls.
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Adam Jones
> > On 04 Jan 2008 04:56:45 +0000 (GMT), David Damerell
> > <dame...@chiark.greenend.org.uk> wrote to uk.media.animation.anime:
> >
> >
> > or, "WHAT ANIME SHOULD I MIS-DESCRIBE NOW?"
> >
>
> Blue Drop: Lesbian Invaders from Outer Space!
No, he said /misleading/... ;)
(Okay, so it should strictly be "Evil space lesbians conquer the Earth
with a fleet of space battleships Yamato", but it's still not
misleading.)
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sanjian
> In uk.media.animation.anime sanjian <mun...@vt.edu> wrote:
>>> On 04 Jan 2008 04:56:45 +0000 (GMT), David Damerell
>>> <dame...@chiark.greenend.org.uk> wrote to uk.media.animation.anime:
>>>
>>> THE MISLEADING PRIMER
>>>
>>> or, "WHAT ANIME SHOULD I MIS-DESCRIBE NOW?"
>>>
>>
>> Blue Drop: Lesbian Invaders from Outer Space!
>
> No, he said /misleading/... ;)
>
> (Okay, so it should strictly be "Evil space lesbians conquer the Earth
> with a fleet of space battleships Yamato", but it's still not
> misleading.)
Either way, you don't expect what you get.
Aje RavenStar
playing around.
Bill Martin
> In uk.media.animation.anime sanjian <mun...@vt.edu> wrote:
>>> On 04 Jan 2008 04:56:45 +0000 (GMT), David Damerell
>>> <dame...@chiark.greenend.org.uk> wrote to uk.media.animation.anime:
>>>
>>> THE MISLEADING PRIMER
>>>
>>> or, "WHAT ANIME SHOULD I MIS-DESCRIBE NOW?"
>>>
>>
>> Blue Drop: Lesbian Invaders from Outer Space!
>
> No, he said /misleading/... ;)
>
> (Okay, so it should strictly be "Evil space lesbians conquer the Earth
> with a fleet of space battleships Yamato", but it's still not
> misleading.)
Then, would "Alien babes come to Earth to show us what being a
dominatrix is all about" work for misleading?
afedakendragon
> In uk.media.animation.anime sanjian <mun...@vt.edu> wrote:
>
> > > On 04 Jan 2008 04:56:45 +0000 (GMT), David Damerell
>
> > > THE MISLEADING PRIMER
>
> > > or, "WHAT ANIME SHOULD I MIS-DESCRIBE NOW?"
>
> > Blue Drop: Lesbian Invaders from Outer Space!
>
> No, he said /misleading/... ;)
>
> (Okay, so it should strictly be "Evil space lesbians conquer the Earth
> with a fleet of space battleships Yamato", but it's still not
> misleading.)
"Invading slowly is preferred here. Kaihou Gakuen is a garden for
aliens."