how do I unblock a saniflo wc
sw
Peter Parry
>... apart from "carefully"
Firstly you book the family (if any) into a hotel for a few months.
Then arrange for your GP to inoculate you against smallpox, beri
beri, cholera, tetanus, Lymes disease, malaria, typhus and anything
else on special offer that week. Also purchase several months supply
of Doxycycline and any other broad spectrum antibiotics going cheap.
Start taking these now.
Next purchase a full dry suit and pressure breathing system. Sign up
for all religions available locally.
You are now ready to attempt repair.
Disconnect the mains electrical supply and lay several tarpaulins
around the floor. Cover these with copious amounts of industrial
absorbent material meant for bulk biohazard situations.
Have a cup of tea - it will be your last for some time. Book a bed
in your local burns unit and mark the bed number on a metal disk you
wear on a metal chain around your neck. Don the dry suit and check
the breathing air is piped from the next county and reliable.
Approach the device and disconnect the outlet pipe, you can do this
with care or without, it doesn't matter as the result is the same
whichever way you do it. Hopefully the biohazard containment system
will stop the worst effects but expect to hear several rats under the
floor die a horrible death.
Once the worst of the nausea has passed undo the pan connector and
electrical connections and place the offending article in a
waterproof wheelbarrow and convey it outside.
After apologising (from a respectable distance) to the neighbours and
ensuring they are comfortable in the ambulance undo the four screws
on top. Pause to be sick and then empty the contents into a
convenient drain. Remove the one end of a Q Tip which has caused the
diabolical device to malfunction. Hose it and the surrounding area
(and yourself) down and carefully replace the screws.
Make a small bonfire of cardboard, petrol, napalm, sodium chlorate
and Avpin. Place the Saniflo on it and ignite.
After applying first aid to your more serious burns go inside and
with the aid of a chainsaw remove the floor of the room it was in and
add this to the bonfire. Liberally sprinkle the rest of the house
with petrol, diesel fuel, Avtur, Black Powder, Potassium Nitrate and
sulphur. Get a shovel and carry the burning remains of the Saniflo
to the front door (or whichever faces the street).
With enthusiasm throw the remains into the hall. With luck the blast
will propel you back onto the street so you are conveniently placed
for the emergency services to collect.
Alternatively pay someone to take the house off your hands.
--
Peter Parry.
http://www.wpp.ltd.uk/
Owain
> .... apart from "carefully"
"She who blocks the S*n*f*o, unblocks the S*n*f*o"
Owain
TheScullster
"Peter Parry" wrote in message
> Firstly you book the family (if any) into a hotel for a few months......
Thanks Peter
Lifted the office mood somewhat that did.
Have noticed these devices are receiving "saturation" advertising at the
moment (can't recall the channel, might have been No2)
phil
Aidan
Peter Parry wrote:
> On 7 Sep 2005 12:33:14 -0700, "sw" <s....@btinternet.com> wrote:
>
> >... apart from "carefully"
>
> Firstly you book the family (if any) into a hotel for a few months.
Is that how they recommend doing it in the Users' Manual?
Brilliant; it must be preserved for posterity in the FAQ.
Davide
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.. apart from "carefully"-
Firstly you book the family (if any) into a hotel for a few months....
That was funny.
I'd call the service guy on this one... (OK, OK, it's a DIY board, but
all the same). If the fault is electrical leakage (i.e. RCD trips when
pump switches on) or a burnt motor, you may as well go buy a new one.
Although all the parts are available, no one will ever replace them.
What's blocked? Is the motor/pump still running?
--
Davide
Steve Walker
> On 7 Sep 2005 12:33:14 -0700, "sw" <s....@btinternet.com> wrote:
>
>> ... apart from "carefully"
>
> Firstly you book the family (if any) into a hotel for a few
wonderful! thank you....