Is there a Handbook For The Recently Demonized?
The Holy Spirit
1) Apparently I am now known as 'unnamed demon' to our benefactor
Chunk; who can I petition to be granted initials like the rest of you
guys? "UD" doesn't have a nice ring.
I'm thinking of using Demon Chunky Style. Fly that up the flagpole and
get back to me.
2) This demon business is hard to get used to. How do I prevent
headaches from rolling my eyes back into my head?
*Added bonus: since I can no longer see the keyboard whilst in my
demonic trance, my typing skills seemed to have improved dramatically.
However, there's all this foamy ectoplasm to contend with....
3) And what to do about my throat? It's getting pretty raw from all
this wailing and guttural moaning; salt water gargling seems to help a
little.
I'm considering just using my normal voice, but using an arcane
language. My Coptic's a little rusty, tho...
All suggestions welcomed.
Art Deco
I think Chunky needs to publish a lits on his kookshite of all the
usenet demons he has managed to out.
Joseph Bartlo
IAWTP
Flying Rat
redja...@yahoo.com says...
demon.chunk
where all us convicted demons could get together, have coffee and cake,
and spread round our tips on demonic activity. Hell, we could even start
our own credit union and buy up deconsecrated churches.
FR
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Andrew Chung:
Is a frequent and proven liar (evidence archived forever on Google)
Has lost numerous NNTP accounts with supernews and others, has had many
Google accounts nuked, and his vanity domain heartmdphd.com is now
banned from setting up accounts. He is instead using multiple Google
sock accounts and email addresses in the format love#@thetruth.com (#
being a number)
Is unemployed after being sacked with cause from his one and only job
after just over 80 days
Fled the state of Florida, and now claims to practice in Georgia despite
having no admission priveliges in the State's hospitals
Runs a phony foundation with a total declared income of circa $200, the
ownership and contact details of which are obfuscated on its website
Makes failed prophecies concerning earthquakes with areas and dates,
which don't happen (remember the bible quotes about false prophets)
Performed a public attempt at 'exorcising' a Malaysian sock on usenet,
then denied doing it. He has recently reversed position again and admits
to practicing exorcism by usenet, proving himself a liar in the process.
Promotes a dangerous diet, with a million dollar guarantee that he
demands thirty dollars to access details of. This despite being
unemployed. His soliciting and spamming for donations looks to be
similar to the Nigerian Advance Fee Fraud, where victims pay money
upfront in the hope of coming into money but find they have merely
bought into a lie. Part of his advice is to pour nail polish remover
onto food.
Declares he has a cardiology practice despite posting night and day from
the same IP address (his home presumably) or a coffee shop internet cafe
Makes further false prophecies that we should now be all dying in a bird
flu pandemic. When these fail to happen, he does them all over again and
changes the dates. Nuclear war is another Chung spciality, which
naturally doesn't happen when he says it is going to.
Worships evil hatemonger Fred Phelps and will not denounce the acts of
Westboro's congregation. He even accuses someone with the name Phelps of
being Fred's son and refuses to accept he is completely wrong.
Uses the same patter as Pat Robertson, indicating his religious activity
is confined to watching cable TV. No evidence Chung has ever attended a
church.
Has a tendency to cyberstalk, particularly women. His wife fled some
time ago to another state, an act which Chung tries to pass of as "being
on vacation".
Frequently passes himself off as being qualified in areas such as
endocrinology, despite making incredibly funddamental blunders in his
'advice'. It is no wonder the Florida heart facility terminated him, and
has publicly denounced his version of events. Again archived on
Google.Andrew Chung:
Is a frequent and proven liar (evidence archived forever on Google)
Has lost numerous NNTP accounts with supernews and others, has had many
Google accounts nuked, and his vanity domain heartmdphd.com is now
banned from setting up accounts. He is instead using multiple Google
sock accounts and email addresses in the format love#@thetruth.com (#
being a number)
Is unemployed after being sacked with cause from his one and only job
after just over 80 days
Fled the state of Florida, and now claims to practice in Georgia despite
having no admission priveliges in the State's hospitals
Runs a phony foundation with a total declared income of circa $200, the
ownership and contact details of which are obfuscated on its website
Makes failed prophecies concerning earthquakes with areas and dates,
which don't happen (remember the bible quotes about false prophets)
Performed a public attempt at 'exorcising' a Malaysian sock on usenet,
then denied doing it. He has recently reversed position again and admits
to practicing exorcism by usenet, proving himself a liar in the process.
Promotes a dangerous diet, with a million dollar guarantee that he
demands thirty dollars to access details of. This despite being
unemployed. His soliciting and spamming for donations looks to be
similar to the Nigerian Advance Fee Fraud, where victims pay money
upfront in the hope of coming into money but find they have merely
bought into a lie.
Declares he has a cardiology practice despite posting night and day from
the same IP address (his home presumably) or a coffee shop internet cafe
Makes further false prophecies that we should now be all dying in a bird
flu pandemic. When these fail to happen, he does them all over again and
changes the dates. Nuclear war is another Chung spciality, which
naturally doesn't happen when he says it is going to.
Worships evil hatemonger Fred Phelps and will not denounce the acts of
Westboro's congregation. He even accuses someone with the name Phelps of
being Fred's son and refuses to accept he is completely wrong.
Uses the same patter as Pat Robertson, indicating his religious activity
is confined to watching cable TV. No evidence Chung has ever attended a
church.
Has a tendency to cyberstalk, particularly women. His wife fled some
time ago to another state, an act which Chung tries to pass of as "being
on vacation".
Frequently passes himself off as being qualified in areas such as
endocrinology, despite making incredibly funddamental blunders in his
'advice'. It is no wonder the Florida heart facility terminated him, and
has publicly denounced his version of events. Again archived on Google.
Don't forget the fake fast, where he didn't lose any weight, as well as
the infamous 666 stamping fiasco.
Pastor Kutchie
The Holy Spirit wrote:
> Need some help here, brothers....
>
> 1) Apparently I am now known as 'unnamed demon' to our benefactor
> Chunk; who can I petition to be granted initials like the rest of you
> guys? "UD" doesn't have a nice ring.
> I'm thinking of using Demon Chunky Style. Fly that up the flagpole and
> get back to me.
>
He calls you Unnamed Demon because if he named you, he would be
blaspheming the other Holey Spirit, and thus become a demon himself.
> 2) This demon business is hard to get used to. How do I prevent
> headaches from rolling my eyes back into my head?
> *Added bonus: since I can no longer see the keyboard whilst in my
> demonic trance, my typing skills seemed to have improved dramatically.
> However, there's all this foamy ectoplasm to contend with....
>
Who ya gonna call?
> 3) And what to do about my throat? It's getting pretty raw from all
> this wailing and guttural moaning; salt water gargling seems to help a
> little.
> I'm considering just using my normal voice, but using an arcane
> language. My Coptic's a little rusty, tho...
>
> All suggestions welcomed.
You have to stay online 24/7 because TCP is the best thing for a sore
throat. Learn Russian, it makes people think that you are talking
backwards.
Earthquack's demon list is his killfile, since he cannot use a NNTP
server and has to use Google. He will not acknowledge, read or respond
to our postings any more, but he will quote us by posting links to our
postings (the beauty of this is, that because he won't interact with
us, he won't edit our postings to alter their content, and is thus
disseminating his own humiliation).
Art Deco
And make no mistake, the cowardly weasel reads every single post.