OT, my kind of humour.
Robatoy
During a major International Beer Brewers Conference, a few of the
attendees decided to step out for a few beers.
Once at the local pub, the rep for Budweiser orders a Bud.
The rep for Miller orders a Miller.
The rep for Coors orders a Coors
The rep for Heineken orders a Coke.
When asked why he ordered a Coke, he replied:
"well, you guys weren't going to be drinking beer, so I decided I
wouldn't either.
Todd Fatheree
news:design-CC8F6A....@nr-tor01.bellnexxia.net...
I'd rather have a Coke than a Heineken. Heineken is about 5% better (IMO)
than the large brand American lagers, and that isn't saying much. If you
have to have a pilsner, have a Pilsner Urquell. I stick with stouts myself.
todd
J T
(Todd Fatheree)
"Robatoy" <des...@BULLtopworks.ca> told a joke:
I had to share this one... <snip>
I don't know if things have changed, but when I was in Germany the
only time the Germans would drink Heineken was during Oktoberfest. When
they'd ran out of every other kind of beer.
I used to drink "green hornets" during happy hour. Because they
cost a dime, and I coult think about all the people in the States paying
maybe $1.75-2.00 for one. Then after happy hour, I'd switch back to
German brew. The dark is better than the light. Phillippine brew is
good.
JOAT
Intellectual brilliance is no guarantee against being dead wrong.
- David Fasold
Robatoy
Jakofal...@webtv.net (J T) wrote:
I don't drink Heineken either...it tastes skunky to me.
My preference in order:
Grolsch
Sleeman's Honey Brown
Alexander Keith's
But I'd rather drink Heineken than VB or Foster's. That Aussie beer has
something wrong with it. I drank a flat (24) with a ladyfriend over
there and I got a bit spinny....
0¿0
Rob
J T
I don't drink Heineken either...<snip>
There's a reason those countries label tbe beer they export -
export beer. They don't consider it worth drinking themselves.
Silvan
> I don't drink Heineken either...it tastes skunky to me.
Yeah, very. Bleah.
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Larry Blanchard
des...@BULLtopworks.ca says...
> My preference in order:
> Grolsch
> Sleeman's Honey Brown
> Alexander Keith's
>
>
Mine:
any porter
any stout
Newcastle brown ale.
Dopplebock
The darker the color, the better the beer :-).
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Robatoy
> Sat, Feb 12, 2005, 12:53am des...@BULLtopworks.ca (Robatoy) says:
> I don't drink Heineken either...<snip>
>
> There's a reason those countries label tbe beer they export -
> export beer. They don't consider it worth drinking themselves.
>
Good point. When in Oz, the guys I partied with, would never drink
Fosters. "We don't drink that rot over here, mate. We ship that crappola
overseas!"
But they drank that VB...*shudder*
Junkyard Jim
Try Spaten Optimator.
Man can live on beer alone, as long as it's thick and dark.
I can't promise any weight loss on the Hydraulic Diet, but it sure
tastes good.
Spaten has been in the brew biz since the 14th century, they have had a
lot of practice.
Swingman
> In article <
> says...
> > My preference in order:
> > Grolsch
> > Sleeman's Honey Brown
> > Alexander Keith's
> >
> >
>
> Mine:
> any porter
> any stout
> Newcastle brown ale.
> Dopplebock
>
> The darker the color, the better the beer :-).
Funny how beer snobbery is regional. When I was in Northern Territories of
Australia in the 60's "real men" would only drink "Swan Lager"; in London
shortly thereafter it was "Watney's Red Barrel"; and when in Yorkshire this
past summer, apparently the only beer a "real man" would dare drink was
"Ward's" ... all good beers.
My SIL, a 14 stone Yorkshire rugby player, and not overly fond of 'yanks'
despite the fact that he married one, acted surprised that I liked "Wards".
I offered him, only half-jokingly, the opportunity to try and kick my ass if
he thought there was any doubt I was serious (we'd had a more than a few
Ward's by then) ... he declined.
Good to know my daughter picked an intelligent individual to father my
grandkids. :)
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Robatoy
"Swingman" <k...@nospam.com> wrote:
> Funny how beer snobbery is regional.
I have decided that the best beer is going to be my next beer.
No matter where I might be at the time.
0¿0
Larry Blanchard
> > Mine:
> > any porter
> > any stout
> > Newcastle brown ale.
> > Dopplebock
> >
> > The darker the color, the better the beer :-).
>
> Funny how beer snobbery is regional.
>
Guinness which is nonetheless very good. Newcastle brown ale is, of
course, from England, and dopplebock is from Germany.
What region am I being snobbish about?
J T
(Larry Blanchard) asks:
<snip> What region am I being snobbish about?
For sure it isn't France. Got to be the universe's worst beer. A
burp for every swallow. But, what else can you expect from someone that
think's mimes are great theater, and love Jerry Lewis?
Robatoy
Larry Blanchard <lbl...@fastmail.fm> wrote:
> In article <design-4E0E60....@nr-tor01.bellnexxia.net>,
> des...@BULLtopworks.ca says...
> > My preference in order:
> > Grolsch
> > Sleeman's Honey Brown
> > Alexander Keith's
> >
> >
>
> Mine:
> any porter
> any stout
> Newcastle brown ale.
> Dopplebock
>
> The darker the color, the better the beer :-).
I can go a Newcastle Brown now and then.
I have the odd Guiness as well.
I got pleasantly sauced in UK many times. One time, in April, there was
a limited edition draught called Watney's Winter Warmer. That was very
interesting. I remember trying to re-write the Magna Carta...
As I said.. the best beer is the next beer.
*¿*
Rob
phildcr...@yahoo.com
I don't want to wash the sawdust down after a hard day with a beer they
serve by the slice <g>. Particularly at room temperature. Time and
place for everything, though, right?
-Phil Crow
Rick Cook
of different kinds of them.
--RC
Larry Jaques
<des...@BULLtopworks.ca> spake:
Please, oh, please! Don't tell me that's Vegemite Beer.
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"Rick Cook" <rco...@TAKEOUT.mindspring.com> wrote in message
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C'mon Rick, try to get it right. It's "neck store". Why, I've seen some
fools use "next door", HAH!, what fools.
Swingman
>>I said:
>> Funny how beer snobbery is regional.
> What region am I being snobbish about?
None that I saw from you, as the remark was neither directed at you, nor
your beer choices ... but you certainly can't argue with the premise.
Remember the 'cachet' of the horse piss known as "Coors", when you could
_only_ buy it in Colorado?
Badger
Larry Blanchard wrote:
> Mine:
> any porter
> any stout
> Newcastle brown ale.
> Dopplebock
Hummm::
Ballards Cunning Stunts Strong Ale
Martsons Old Empire
Old Luxters Jubilee Ale
George Gales HSB (Horndean Special Bitter)
http://www.bottledbeer.co.uk/ and search for fagan under reviewer.
Niel.
J T
says:
Hummm::
Ballards Cunning Stunts Strong Ale
Martsons Old Empire
Old Luxters Jubilee Ale
George Gales HSB (Horndean Special Bitter)
http://www.bottledbeer.co.uk/ and search for fagan under reviewer.
OK, my all time favorite.
http://community-2.webtv.net/Jakofalltrades/WORLDFAMOUSBEER/
Prometheus
wrote:
I agree- Heineken is some skunky stuff. Personally, I like Bass Ale
when I do drink (not so often these days)
Aut inveniam viam aut faciam
Larry Blanchard
none...@business.org says...
> I agree- Heineken is some skunky stuff. Personally, I like Bass Ale
> when I do drink (not so often these days)
>
with a meal) to two (a shot of Scotch in my tea). When warm weather
gets here I'll replace the Scotch with stout :-).
Lots less than I drank in my younger days, but now they say a little
alcohol is good for you (2 a day for men, 1 for women).
It's not often something pleasant to drink is declared good for you. I
really hate 1% and skim milk :-).
Lew Hodgett
>I agree- Heineken is some skunky stuff.
You would dare such sacrilege about "The Little Greenie"
> I've actually increased my drinking lately - from one drink a day (wine
> with a meal) to two (a shot of Scotch in my tea). When warm weather
> gets here I'll replace the Scotch with stout :-).
>
> Lots less than I drank in my younger days, but now they say a little
> alcohol is good for you (2 a day for men, 1 for women).
>
> It's not often something pleasant to drink is declared good for you. I
> really hate 1% and skim milk :-).
I practice rather a strict ritual regarding liquids entering my body
that I describe as "THE TEMPLE".
From the time I get up in the morning until noon, it is black coffee.
From noon until 5:00 PM, it is skim milk. (Butter fat I don't need)
After 5:00 PM, it is either beer or single malt scotch with or without
Drambuie. (I love "Rusty Nails", "Bloomer Dropers" or "Knuckle Heads"
which are all names for the same thing)
You will see that nowhere will you find what I call "Whale Juice", AKA:
Sugar water with carbonation.
If it works for you, you are welcome to use it.
If it doesn't.....
Lew
Doug Miller
>Lots less than I drank in my younger days, but now they say a little
>alcohol is good for you (2 a day for men, 1 for women).
Ayup. Friend of mine from church is a pathologist. He says they never, *ever*
see coronary artery disease in alcoholics -- do a post on a 70-year-old
alcoholic, and his heart looks like a teenager's. However, the liver, spleen,
kidneys, and brain are a different story.
--
Regards,
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Nobody ever left footprints in the sands of time by sitting on his butt.
And who wants to leave buttprints in the sands of time?
Robatoy
Larry Jaques <novalidaddress@di\/ersify.com> wrote:
> Please, oh, please! Don't tell me that's Vegemite Beer.
LOL...noo...it is Victoria Bitter
Vegemite Beer....wait till I forward this one...<VBG>
Robatoy
Lew Hodgett <lewho...@earthlink.net> wrote:
[snipperectomy]
> After 5:00 PM, it is either beer or single malt scotch with or without
> Drambuie. (I love "Rusty Nails", "Bloomer Dropers" or "Knuckle Heads"
> which are all names for the same thing)
We call those Kilt Lifters around here...great at breakfast.
Rick Cook
--RC
Rick Cook
> "Larry Blanchard" wrote in message
>
>
>>>I said:
>
>
>>>Funny how beer snobbery is regional.
>
>
>>What region am I being snobbish about?
>
>
> None that I saw from you, as the remark was neither directed at you, nor
> your beer choices ... but you certainly can't argue with the premise.
> Remember the 'cachet' of the horse piss known as "Coors", when you could
> _only_ buy it in Colorado?
>
Western states. We could get it here in Arizona, for example.
The favorite swill of the young and the clueless when I was growing up.
--RC (who acquired a taste for Guiness at a very early age.)
Rick Cook
> Rick Cook wrote:
>
>>The favorite swill of the young and the clueless when I was growing up.
>>
>>--RC (who acquired a taste for Guiness at a very early age.)
>
>
>
> for the (no shit!) "Ethnography of the Irish Pub", a guided independent study I
> undertook in college, I have observed the River Liffe which flows through that
> city. Reminding me muchly of the pristine waters of Boston harbor before the
> cleanup, you couldn't pay me to drink that stuff. I've been to the Guiness
> brewery in Dublin and despite all denials, swear they draw their water from the
> Liffe. Look at their stout; you can practically see the chunks floating in it!
>
> Try Harp Lager instead. It tastes great, enlarges ones testicles, and won't gag
> a maggot. Trust me.
>
>
>
>
You forgot the seagulls, which shit in the river. Since they drive away
pigeons, the statutes in downtown Dublin are remarkably clean.
Harp ain't bad, but I'll take a good, strong stout or porter any day.
--RC
Mortimer Schnerd, RN
> The favorite swill of the young and the clueless when I was growing up.
>
> --RC (who acquired a taste for Guiness at a very early age.)
Having traveled to the beautiful city of Dublin at an earlier age doing research
for the (no shit!) "Ethnography of the Irish Pub", a guided independent study I
undertook in college, I have observed the River Liffe which flows through that
city. Reminding me muchly of the pristine waters of Boston harbor before the
cleanup, you couldn't pay me to drink that stuff. I've been to the Guiness
brewery in Dublin and despite all denials, swear they draw their water from the
Liffe. Look at their stout; you can practically see the chunks floating in it!
Try Harp Lager instead. It tastes great, enlarges ones testicles, and won't gag
a maggot. Trust me.
--
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Swingman
Hell, there was nothing worth speaking of _West_ of Texas when I was
growing up.
We had three kinds of young men at A&M while it was still all male back in
the early 60's: Them that made it down to Mexico to buy drugs, drink Dos
Equis and get laid once a month; the business majors who never got laid
because they were too busy driving to Colorado to buy Coors for resale to
the teasips up in Austin; and us Engineers, who drank Pearl and drove to La
Grange three times a week to get laid at what became known as the "Best
Little Whorehouse in Texas", for a total outlay of $18 ... times were hard
and so were we.
Larry Jaques
<des...@BULLtopworks.ca> spake:
>In article <8sgt01h2e8l9c7i4c...@4ax.com>,
<shrug> Both sound disgusting. Since I quit drinking, I often
smell beer on someone's breath and wonder "How did I -ever-
palate that stuff? ICK!"
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> Having traveled to the beautiful city of Dublin at an earlier age doing research
> for the (no shit!) "Ethnography of the Irish Pub", a guided independent study I
> undertook in college, I have observed the River Liffe which flows through that
> city. Reminding me muchly of the pristine waters of Boston harbor before the
> cleanup, you couldn't pay me to drink that stuff. I've been to the Guiness
> brewery in Dublin and despite all denials, swear they draw their water from the
> Liffe. Look at their stout; you can practically see the chunks floating in it!
I used to like Heineken.
Then I took a business trip to Amsterdam. On my spare weekend I took a canal tour
of the city. Saw the Anne Frank house and lots of other historic places. The thing
that shocked me was how polluted the canals were. I was mentioning this to a friend
while we were riding along when we turned the corner of a canal and saw the Heineken
brewery (one of them? I have no idea if they have more than one).
I really doubt the Heineken brewery uses water from the canal. But since then
whenever I see their green bottles in the store, I think of the canals and reach for
something else.
Lately, I've been pretty fond of the Missoula Brewing Companies "Moose Drool".
Wouldn't have tried it, but my six-yearold liked the label and insisted we buy it.
Dang that kid has good tastes in beer ;-)
--
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Gerald Ross
>
> Ballards Cunning Stunts Strong Ale
I'd never order that in public. Every time I try to say it,
it comes out wrong.
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Cochran, GA
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Dave Hinz
> Badger wrote:
>>
>
>> Ballards Cunning Stunts Strong Ale
>
> I'd never order that in public. Every time I try to say it,
> it comes out wrong.
Larry Blanchard
stut...@skylane.kjsl.com says...
> Lately, I've been pretty fond of the Missoula Brewing Companies "Moose Drool".
> Wouldn't have tried it, but my six-yearold liked the label and insisted we buy it.
> Dang that kid has good tastes in beer ;-)
>
places here in Spokane, since Missoula isn't that far away.
Nate Perkins
> Harp ain't bad, but I'll take a good, strong stout or porter any day.
If you like stouts and porters, try the microbrews from Bridgeport ... they
have a good Porter and a fair stout (marketed as "Black Strap Stout").
If you have a few extra bucks, Samuel Smith's Taddy Porter (from England)
is a great brew.
George
"Gerald Ross" <gwa...@netcommander.com> wrote in message
news:42111f97$1...@127.0.0.1...
> Badger wrote:
> >
>
> > Ballards Cunning Stunts Strong Ale
>
> I'd never order that in public. Every time I try to say it,
> it comes out wrong.
>
Ah yes. The difference between a tribe of pygmies and a women's track
team....
njf>badger<
Gerald Ross wrote:
> Badger wrote:
>> Ballards Cunning Stunts Strong Ale
>
>
> I'd never order that in public. Every time I try to say it, it comes out
> wrong.
>
Twas a limited edition English civil war regt. beer, I have one still
waiting for me, along with a Bass yeast beasts brew, for the restart of
my homebrewery....I need that good yeast!
Kevin
> "Larry Blanchard" wrote in message
>
>>In article <
>>says...
>>
>>>My preference in order:
>>>Grolsch
>>>Sleeman's Honey Brown
>>>Alexander Keith's
>>>
>>>
>>
>>Mine:
>>any porter
>>any stout
>>Newcastle brown ale.
>>Dopplebock
>>
>>The darker the color, the better the beer :-).
>
>
> Funny how beer snobbery is regional. When I was in Northern Territories of
> Australia in the 60's "real men" would only drink "Swan Lager"; in London
> shortly thereafter it was "Watney's Red Barrel"; and when in Yorkshire this
> past summer, apparently the only beer a "real man" would dare drink was
> "Ward's" ... all good beers.
>
> My SIL, a 14 stone Yorkshire rugby player, and not overly fond of 'yanks'
> despite the fact that he married one, acted surprised that I liked "Wards".
> I offered him, only half-jokingly, the opportunity to try and kick my ass if
> he thought there was any doubt I was serious (we'd had a more than a few
> Ward's by then) ... he declined.
>
> Good to know my daughter picked an intelligent individual to father my
> grandkids. :)
>
Walked into a bar in Victoria, Canada back in the mid 80's when
Moosehead was faddish in the States, and ordered a couple.
Bartender replied, "We don't drink that shit out West!"
A bit taken aback I asked what they DID have.
"Molsen. And you'll like it!" His tone seemed more of an order than
opinion.
Lew Hodgett
> Walked into a bar in Victoria, Canada back in the mid 80's when
> Moosehead was faddish in the States, and ordered a couple.
>
> Bartender replied, "We don't drink that shit out West!"
>
> A bit taken aback I asked what they DID have.
>
> "Molsen. And you'll like it!" His tone seemed more of an order than
> opinion.
Would that be "Golden" or another Molsen type?
Lew
Luigi Zanasi
Prolly Molson Canadian. It would have been Molson Export in Quebec. First
time I saw Molson Golden was in Vermont or upstate NY.
BTW Moosehead is brewed in Saint John, New Brunswick, just downstream of
the Irving paper mill. Pretty vile stuff, IMNSHO.
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Larry Jaques
<rec...@nonet.ca> spake:
>> Would that be "Golden" or another Molsen type?
>
>Prolly Molson Canadian. It would have been Molson Export in Quebec. First
>time I saw Molson Golden was in Vermont or upstate NY.
>
>BTW Moosehead is brewed in Saint John, New Brunswick, just downstream of
>the Irving paper mill. Pretty vile stuff, IMNSHO.
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> Bear Whiz Beer - No wonder it's YELLOW!
The correct quote:
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