Airport security

[Cruise Crazy]

having just gone thru security in both Spain and the USA, I like this
idea:
Here's a solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at the
airports.

Have a booth that you can step into that will not X-ray you, but will
detonate any explosive device you may have on you! keeping it in the
booth.
It would be a win-win for everyone - there would be none of this crap
about racial profiling and would eliminate a long and expensive trial.
Justice would be quick and swift. Case Closed! This is so simple that
it's brilliant. I can see it now: you're in the airport terminal and you
hear a muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter an announcement comes over
the PA system, "Attention standby passengers we now have a seat
available on flight number..." Perfect!

~~DORIS~~
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[Island Grampa]

That's a good one, Doris! It was a pleasure getting to know you and Jim on
the Regatta. Barb and I hope to cruise with you again sometime.

Tobie>>>>on an Island in the Pacific

"Cruise Crazy" <Dor...@webtv.net> wrote in message
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[Surfer E2468]

DORIS:
What a wonderful idea,wish they would put it in use
surfer e2468

cruise lover(~~~~~)

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[Brian K]

Surfer E2468 conferred with the ghost of Faye Wray and said On
4/10/2010 5:28 PM:

Cute. In the US such devices would be under TSA or FAA. As such they
would go to the lowest bidder. Just think, a machine that might mistake
a pacemaker for a detonation timer. We'd get rid of a lot of old people
with pacemakers too! Then AARP would step in and have the device banned
because it is built to profile folks with explosives and *old people*!

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[Kurt Ullman]

In article <S86dndAhlJczZFzW...@earthlink.com>,
Brian K <brian1...@earthlink.net> wrote:

>
> Cute. In the US such devices would be under TSA or FAA. As such they
> would go to the lowest bidder. Just think, a machine that might mistake
> a pacemaker for a detonation timer. We'd get rid of a lot of old people
> with pacemakers too! Then AARP would step in and have the device banned
> because it is built to profile folks with explosives and *old people*!

Much more likely to hit off the nitro tablets.

--
I get off on '57 Chevys
I get off on screamin' guitars
--Eric Clapton

[Dillon Pyron]

[Default] Thus spake Brian K <brian1...@earthlink.net>:

>Surfer E2468 conferred with the ghost of Faye Wray and said On
>4/10/2010 5:28 PM:
>> DORIS:
>> What a wonderful idea,wish they would put it in use
>> surfer e2468
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> cruise lover(~~~~~)
>>
>Cute. In the US such devices would be under TSA or FAA. As such they
>would go to the lowest bidder. Just think, a machine that might mistake
>a pacemaker for a detonation timer. We'd get rid of a lot of old people
>with pacemakers too! Then AARP would step in and have the device banned
>because it is built to profile folks with explosives and *old people*!

"So I'm sitting on this stack of 47,000 pounds of high explosives
thinking to myself 'every nut, bolt and screw on this thing was made
by the lowest bidder'. "
--

- dillon I am not invalid

The RMS Titanic sank on April 15th.
Taxes are due on April 15th.
Coincidence? I think not.

[Dillon Pyron]

[Default] Thus spake Dor...@webtv.net (Cruise Crazy):

Congratulations, you are the latest contribution to
alt.humor.best-of-usnet from this NG.