Have a booth that you can step into that will not X-ray you, but will
detonate any explosive device you may have on you! keeping it in the
booth.
It would be a win-win for everyone - there would be none of this crap
about racial profiling and would eliminate a long and expensive trial.
Justice would be quick and swift. Case Closed! This is so simple that
it's brilliant. I can see it now: you're in the airport terminal and you
hear a muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter an announcement comes over
the PA system, "Attention standby passengers we now have a seat
available on flight number..." Perfect!
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>
> Cute. In the US such devices would be under TSA or FAA. As such they
> would go to the lowest bidder. Just think, a machine that might mistake
> a pacemaker for a detonation timer. We'd get rid of a lot of old people
> with pacemakers too! Then AARP would step in and have the device banned
> because it is built to profile folks with explosives and *old people*!
Much more likely to hit off the nitro tablets.
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>Surfer E2468 conferred with the ghost of Faye Wray and said On
>4/10/2010 5:28 PM:
>> DORIS:
>> What a wonderful idea,wish they would put it in use
>> surfer e2468
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>> cruise lover(~~~~~)
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>Cute. In the US such devices would be under TSA or FAA. As such they
>would go to the lowest bidder. Just think, a machine that might mistake
>a pacemaker for a detonation timer. We'd get rid of a lot of old people
>with pacemakers too! Then AARP would step in and have the device banned
>because it is built to profile folks with explosives and *old people*!
"So I'm sitting on this stack of 47,000 pounds of high explosives
thinking to myself 'every nut, bolt and screw on this thing was made
by the lowest bidder'. "
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