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LowerAirfares.com
Dec 3, 2002, 4:16:19 PM12/3/02
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The following is the last verse, to be sung to the tune of the popular
Christmas Carol, "The 12 Days of Christmas." Enjoy!
Christmas Carol, "The 12 Days of Christmas." Enjoy!
On the Twelfth Flight of Christmas, the airlines* should give us:
Undamaged Baggage
Pleasant Customer Service
Easier Check-in
No Overbookings
More Non-stop Flights, Please
Better Eating Choices
Convenient Parking
L O W E R A I R F A R E S
Increased Leg Room
More jetBlues**
Fewer Delays
and
NO Lines at Se-cu-ri-ty
* Sure, the airline are not to blame for every air travel problem.
What fun is there in teasing the airports or FAA?
** Substitute "Southwest" for "jetBlue," if desired.
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Happy Holidays!
Charles McCool
author, Winning the Airfare Game
http://www.LowerAirfares.com
mrtravel
Dec 3, 2002, 4:20:23 PM12/3/02
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An end to "homeland security" as practiced here.
First there was the Patriot Act..
Watch for many more freedom stealing acts to follow.
First there was the Patriot Act..
Watch for many more freedom stealing acts to follow.
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