Battle #1:
12 - Lord Hatred! - a box full of styrophome peanuts
7 - He Hate Me (Rockboy) - Unfunny Family Guy "jokes"
CD: Having just eliminated the other men, Hatred! and He Hate Me now turn on
each other...
JR: A BATTLE ROYAL!!! WHERE ENEMIES BECOME
FRIENDS, AND FRIENDS BECOME ENEMIES !!!
CD: Yes, JR, we know... He Hate Me is still letting fly with the bad jokes,
but Hatred! is getting annoyed.
JR: HE AIN'T THE ONLY ONE!!!
CD: Hatred! is opening his box! He pulls out a handful of styrophome
peanuts... and stuffs them in He Hate Me's mouth!
JR: HE HATE ME LOOKS LIKE AN OKLAHOMA COUSIN AT...
CD: Hatred! grabs the smothered He Hate Me by the head, whips him to the
ropes, and knocks him over with the box of peanuts!
JR: THE FIRST MATCH IS OVER, BAH GAWD!!!
CD: Sure is. Lord Hatred! may now choose from:
Unfunny Family Guy "jokes"
broken Maxtor drive
CAPS LOCK OF DEATH
or Loaded FEMA Briefcase
to add to his arsenal.
Battle #2:
5 - Squad 'Rorschach' James - a sigmoidoscope that can shoot a grappling
hook!
10 - ~务唿 - Pickles, the Hardcore Icon
4 - "Mean Orlando" John Green - The disemboweled torso of Smart Ape's Father
CD: "Mean Orlando" is attacking Squad with that ape torso. Squad keeps
dodging, but still can't connect with the sigmoidoscope. He fires the
grappling hook, but it misses.
JR: INCUBUS!!! THEY'RE COMPLETELY IGNORING INCUBUS!!!
CD: And more importantly they're ignoring Pickles. There he goes!
JR: HE'S AFTER THAT APE MEAT AGAIN!!!
CD: Sorta like an Oklahoma aunt at sunday dinner?
JR: YE... YOU SHUT YOUR DAMN MOUTH!!!
CD: (giggle) "Mean Orlando" is struggling to regain his weapon, but as Squad
rests in the corner Incubus swoops in for the easy elimination!
Battle #3:
7 - Butters - An autographed hardcover copy of Chris Elliott's "Shroud of
the Thwacker"
7 - The HeartBreak Ape Smart Ape - My feces
4 - HitMan333 - RSPW Spirit Squad Pom-Pom
CD: Hitman333 keeps pom-pomming...
JR: IS THAT EVEN A WORD?!?!?
CD: It is now. Pom-pomming HBA, but the ape is getting mad. He reaches
back... EEEWWW!!!
JR: THAT REMINDS ME OF DOING THE CHORES BACK ON MY DADDY'S RANCH!!!
CD: HBA lets fly and lands a dung ball right in Hitman333's eyes. Hitman
staggers towards Butters, who in turn hits the bookmark to send him over and
out.
Battle #4:
6 - Mister The Frog - Tub fulla plundah
7 - Freezer The Overly Masturbatory - Canvas bag full of she-male pr0n.
6 - Rush Gowbaugh - battle flail made from a dead quail tied to Dick
Cheney's shotgun barrel with phone tapping wire.
JR: THIS ONE IS A REAL BAH GAWD BARNBURNER!!!
CD: Action everywhere... quail shots... tub smashes...
JR: AND PORN!!! HIDEOUS PORN!!! HEY, I THINK I'VE GOT THAT ONE!!!
CD: As Frog and Rush trade blows near the ropes, Freezer digs deep... really
deep... and pulls out...
JR: GREAT GAWD ALMIGHTY!!! AHM BLINDED FOR LIFE!!!
CD: Frog and Rush seem to be as well. They're both holding their eyes...
and... weeping?
JR: THERE GOES FREEZER!!!
CD: The excitable one hits a big, stiff, double clothesline and pops them
both off!
JR: I NEED A BEER!!!
CD: Freezer may now hav his pick of:
Tub fulla plundah
plastic canoe
battle flail made from a dead quail tied to Dick Cheney's shotgun barrel
with phone tapping wire.
or Christy Hemme
to better his chances.
Battle #5:
7 - The Exclamation (J!) - A backpack filled with a collection of 229 shot
glasses.
7 - Strickly Milhouse - 217-count box of used pregnancy tests
5 - The Hebrew Hammer - Bazooka that shoots frozen matzah balls and
bagels(w.
lox and cream cheese)
CD: The matzahs, bagels, and shot glasses are still flying, as Milhouse
turns back to the task at hand.
JR: WHAT'S HE GOING TO DO?!?!? WHO WILL HE SIDE WITH?!?!?
CD: Milhouse sizes up the situation, reaches for some pregnancy tests... and
attacks the Hebrew Hammer!
JR: YUMPING YAMULKES (sp?)!!!
CD: Oy... The Hammer fires left... fires right... but it's just too much for
him. The Exclamation and Milhouse close in for the elimination.
JR: AHM GONNA GO SEE IF HE HAS ANY BAGELS LEFT!!!
CD: Take your time, JR.
ROUND FOUR VOTES:
Battle #2:
Squad 'Rorschach' James - a sigmoidoscope that can shoot a grappling hook!
~务唿 - Pickles, the Hardcore Icon
Battle #3:
Butters - An autographed hardcover copy of Chris Elliott's "Shroud of the
Thwacker"
The HeartBreak Ape Smart Ape - My feces
Battle #5:
The Exclamation (J!) - A backpack filled with a collection of 207 shot
glasses.
Strickly Milhouse - 193-count box of used pregnancy tests
LG (jobber extrodinaire)
--
IT'S MARCH MELEE TIME!!!
>
> ROUND FOUR VOTES:
>
> Battle #2:
>
> ~昢昏觟坍 - Pickles, the Hardcore Icon
>
> Battle #3:
>
> The HeartBreak Ape Smart Ape - My feces
>
> Battle #5:
>
> Strickly Milhouse - 193-count box of used pregnancy tests
>
--
"The Lansdellicious One" Chris Lansdell
Founder of the Nation of Salivation
Go climb a skyscraper or something!
Flash! Stop heckling the supervillain!
> ROUND THREE RESULTS:
>
> Battle #1:
>
> 12 - Lord Hatred! - a box full of styrophome peanuts
> 7 - He Hate Me (Rockboy) - Unfunny Family Guy "jokes"
>
> CD: Having just eliminated the other men, Hatred! and He Hate Me now
> turn on each other...
>
> JR: A BATTLE ROYAL!!! WHERE ENEMIES BECOME
> FRIENDS, AND FRIENDS BECOME ENEMIES !!!
>
> CD: Yes, JR, we know... He Hate Me is still letting fly with the bad
> jokes, but Hatred! is getting annoyed.
>
> JR: HE AIN'T THE ONLY ONE!!!
>
> CD: Hatred! is opening his box! He pulls out a handful of styrophome
> peanuts... and stuffs them in He Hate Me's mouth!
>
> JR: HE HATE ME LOOKS LIKE AN OKLAHOMA COUSIN AT...
>
>
> ROUND FOUR VOTES:
>
> Battle #2:
>
> Squad 'Rorschach' James - a sigmoidoscope that can shoot a grappling
> hook!
>
> Battle #3:
>
> Butters - An autographed hardcover copy of Chris Elliott's "Shroud of
> the Thwacker"
> Battle #5:
>
> Strickly Milhouse - 193-count box of used pregnancy tests
>
>
--
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Double T the legally blind referee
----------------------------------==
2005 RSPW RUMBLE winner
#10 on Lvubun's 127 list
mWO 4 a long time baby
read my comix at
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/138comix/
Squad
> Battle #3:
>
> Butters - An autographed hardcover copy of Chris Elliott's "Shroud of the
> Thwacker"
> The HeartBreak Ape Smart Ape - My feces
Smart Ape will easily defeat this jobber
> Battle #5:
>
> The Exclamation (J!) - A backpack filled with a collection of 207 shot
> glasses.
> Strickly Milhouse - 193-count box of used pregnancy tests
Milhouse.
>
>> Battle #2:
>>
>> Squad 'Rorschach' James - a sigmoidoscope that can shoot a grappling hook!
>> ~昢昏觟坍 - Pickles, the Hardcore Icon
>
>Squad
Pickles knows where you live
>Battle #2:
>~昢昏觟坍 - Pickles, the Hardcore Icon
>Battle #3:
Inc
> Battle #3:
>
> Butters - An autographed hardcover copy of Chris Elliott's "Shroud of
> the Thwacker"
> The HeartBreak Ape Smart Ape - My feces
>
Butters
> Battle #5:
>
> The Exclamation (J!) - A backpack filled with a collection of 207 shot
> glasses.
> Strickly Milhouse - 193-count box of used pregnancy tests
>
>
J!
--
"Mean" John Green
One... post... at a time
> ROUND THREE RESULTS:
>
> Battle #1:
>
> 12 - Lord Hatred! - a box full of styrophome peanuts
> 7 - He Hate Me (Rockboy) - Unfunny Family Guy "jokes"
>
> CD: Having just eliminated the other men, Hatred! and He Hate Me now turn on
> each other...
>
> JR: A BATTLE ROYAL!!! WHERE ENEMIES BECOME
> FRIENDS, AND FRIENDS BECOME ENEMIES !!!
>
> CD: Yes, JR, we know... He Hate Me is still letting fly with the bad jokes,
> but Hatred! is getting annoyed.
>
> JR: HE AIN'T THE ONLY ONE!!!
>
> CD: Hatred! is opening his box! He pulls out a handful of styrophome
> peanuts... and stuffs them in He Hate Me's mouth!
>
> JR: HE HATE ME LOOKS LIKE AN OKLAHOMA COUSIN AT...
>
> CD: Hatred! grabs the smothered He Hate Me by the head, whips him to the
> ropes, and knocks him over with the box of peanuts!
>
> JR: THE FIRST MATCH IS OVER, BAH GAWD!!!
>
> CD: Sure is. Lord Hatred! may now choose from:
>
> Unfunny Family Guy "jokes"
> broken Maxtor drive
> CAPS LOCK OF DEATH
> or Loaded FEMA Briefcase
>
> to add to his arsenal.
>
Sheesh... Oh. Weapon. Hmmmm... Loaded FEMA Briefcase. Because I have
jobbed to the other ones far too often.
>
> ROUND FOUR VOTES:
>
> Battle #2:
>
> Squad 'Rorschach' James - a sigmoidoscope that can shoot a grappling hook!
> ~昢昏觟坍 - Pickles, the Hardcore Icon
>
Squad James. He has a lot of enthusiasm... Although he is scary...
> Battle #3:
>
> Butters - An autographed hardcover copy of Chris Elliott's "Shroud of the
> Thwacker"
> The HeartBreak Ape Smart Ape - My feces
>
Hmmmmmmm.... Butters. Because I'm told that book rules.
> Battle #5:
>
> The Exclamation (J!) - A backpack filled with a collection of 207 shot
> glasses.
> Strickly Milhouse - 193-count box of used pregnancy tests
>
Milly
--
Stefan
http://pillartopost.blogspot.com
http://agogcomicblog.blogspot.com
http://www.livejournal.com/users/lord_hatred/
you know, the funny thing is that I forgot to vote this round and would've voted for Orlando giving Inc a double elimination.
> Battle #3:
>
> 7 - Butters - An autographed hardcover copy of Chris Elliott's "Shroud of
> the Thwacker"
> 7 - The HeartBreak Ape Smart Ape - My feces
> 4 - HitMan333 - RSPW Spirit Squad Pom-Pom
>
Oh well, my vote for Hitman wouldn't have helped him anyway.
> Battle #4:
>
> 6 - Mister The Frog - Tub fulla plundah
> 7 - Freezer The Overly Masturbatory - Canvas bag full of she-male pr0n.
> 6 - Rush Gowbaugh - battle flail made from a dead quail tied to Dick
> Cheney's shotgun barrel with phone tapping wire.
>
damn, I think I was actually going to vote for you this round Gow.....
> ROUND FOUR VOTES:
>
> Battle #2:
>
> Squad 'Rorschach' James - a sigmoidoscope that can shoot a grappling hook!
Inc's been kicking ass and taking names in this bracket and although I'm still jobbing I'm gonna give myself at least a few votes.
> Battle #3:
>
> Butters - An autographed hardcover copy of Chris Elliott's "Shroud of the
> Thwacker"
No matter how much I try, I just can't vote Ape. If I had a chance in my bracket he'd get my vote just so I could scope him.
> Battle #5:
>
> Strickly Milhouse - 193-count box of used pregnancy tests
Milhouse is slowly becoming the HHH of these contests, or maybe Benoit since he's always guaranteed to be a finalist. But unlike him and music, I will not let his popularity spoil my marking for him.
> Battle #4:
>
> 6 - Mister The Frog - Tub fulla plundah
> 7 - Freezer The Overly Masturbatory - Canvas bag full of she-male
> pr0n.
> 6 - Rush Gowbaugh - battle flail made from a dead quail tied
> to Dick Cheney's shotgun barrel with phone tapping wire.
W00T! And I didn't even have to vote for myself!
> Tub fulla plundah
> plastic canoe
> battle flail made from a dead quail tied to Dick Cheney's shotgun
> barrel with phone tapping wire.
> or Christy Hemme
>
> to better his chances.
I'll take the Tub fulla plunda, and put the rest on a gift
certificate, Pat!
--
My name is:
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And my anti-drug is porn.
http://www.geocities.com/mysterysciencefreezer
http://freezer818.livejournal.com/
> Battle #2:
>
> Squad 'Rorschach' James - a sigmoidoscope that can shoot a
> grappling hook!
> ~昢昏觟坍 - Pickles, the Hardcore Icon
Incubus.
> Battle #3:
>
> Butters - An autographed hardcover copy of Chris Elliott's "Shroud
> of the Thwacker"
> The HeartBreak Ape Smart Ape - My feces
Butters.
> Battle #5:
>
> The Exclamation (J!) - A backpack filled with a collection of 207
> shot glasses.
> Strickly Milhouse - 193-count box of used pregnancy tests
Milhouse
***** Wheel of Fortune reference.
Battle #2: ~昢昏觟坍 - Pickles, the Hardcore Icon
I'm gonna stick with the Pick.
Battle #3: The HeartBreak Ape Smart Ape - My feces
Are you down with the brown?
Battle #5: The Exclamation (J!)
I don't know who J! is but I still believe Milhouse has an afro
and that just doesn't work for me.
> Battle #2:
>
> Squad 'Rorschach' James - a sigmoidoscope that can shoot a grappling hook!
>
> Battle #3:
>
> Butters - An autographed hardcover copy of Chris Elliott's "Shroud of
> the Thwacker"
>
> Battle #5:
>
> The Exclamation (J!) - A backpack filled with a collection of 207 shot
> glasses.
--
Rockboy
Great words won't cover ugly actions
Good frames won't save bad paintings
Whoa. I can't believe I took out Hitty.
Butters, YOU'RE NEXT! BLAAAAAAAA!
>> ROUND FOUR VOTES:
>>
>> Battle #2:
>>
>> Squad 'Rorschach' James - a sigmoidoscope that can shoot a grappling
>> hook!
>> ~昢昏觟坍 - Pickles, the Hardcore Icon
Squad, because he didn't show me granny porn.
>> Battle #3:
>>
>> Butters - An autographed hardcover copy of Chris Elliott's "Shroud of the
>> Thwacker"
>> The HeartBreak Ape Smart Ape - My feces
Me.
>> Battle #5:
>>
>> The Exclamation (J!) - A backpack filled with a collection of 207 shot
>> glasses.
>> Strickly Milhouse - 193-count box of used pregnancy tests
J!
--
--- "Damn dirty fleas..."
--- Proud loser of TWO 2004 RSPW Poster Awards and several in 2005.
--- 3rd Highest Vote-Getter in KORSPW 2005
--- In the Final Four of the 2006 RSPW Rumble
--- Ranked 4th on Lvubun's Top 127 RSPW Posters of 2005
> Battle #2:
> Squad 'Rorschach' James - a sigmoidoscope that can shoot a grappling hook!
>
> Battle #3:
> Butters - An autographed hardcover copy of Chris Elliott's "Shroud of the
> Thwacker"
>
> Battle #5:
> Strickly Milhouse - 193-count box of used pregnancy tests
-Froggy
Inc!
> Battle #3:
>
> Butters - An autographed hardcover copy of Chris Elliott's "Shroud
> of
> the Thwacker"
> The HeartBreak Ape Smart Ape - My feces
>
Whoelse HBA!
> Battle #5:
>
> The Exclamation (J!) - A backpack filled with a collection of 207
> shot
> glasses.
> Strickly Milhouse - 193-count box of used pregnancy tests
>
Milhouse so that the MWO can be reperesented in the final battle!
>
> LG (jobber extrodinaire)
--
So Say We All,
Dale
The world wide web at my finger tips and I can't find anything
interesting.
http://health.groups.yahoo.com/group/RivertonCommonRecipeBulletinBoard/
--
The Man. The Myth. The Master.
Well, let's see... for whom shall I vote?
>
> ROUND FOUR VOTES:
>
> Battle #2:
>
> Squad 'Rorschach' James - a sigmoidoscope that can shoot a grappling hook!
> ~Îñ©üßü§~ - Pickles, the Hardcore Icon
>
Here, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty... I choose Pickles (and Inc,
too, I guess)
> Battle #3:
>
> Butters - An autographed hardcover copy of Chris Elliott's "Shroud of the
> Thwacker"
> The HeartBreak Ape Smart Ape - My feces
>
Great Ape, Great Ape. Just watch where you're flinging that poo
please.
> Battle #5:
>
> The Exclamation (J!) - A backpack filled with a collection of 207 shot
> glasses.
> Strickly Milhouse - 193-count box of used pregnancy tests
>
>
I could use a shot glass or two. I choose !
>
> Battle #3:
>
> Butters - An autographed hardcover copy of Chris Elliott's "Shroud of the
> Thwacker"
>
> Battle #5:
> ROUND FOUR VOTES:
>
> Battle #2:
>
> Squad 'Rorschach' James - a sigmoidoscope that can shoot a grappling
> hook!
>
> Battle #3:
>
> Butters - An autographed hardcover copy of Chris Elliott's "Shroud of
> the Thwacker"
>
> Battle #5:
>
> The Exclamation (J!) - A backpack filled with a collection of 207 shot
> glasses.
--
Andy Atkinson - getting ready to leave, wanted to exert authority
I'll never forget you, Christy Hemme!
Mowwy Howwy on Christy Hemme: "Christy has spunk and she's very sweet."
Seriously, Christy Hemme > Trish Stratus.
Andy Atkinson: The Man of 1000 Positions *Featuring guest commentary
from Ryan Shamrock, Stacy Kiebler, and Madusa (and Christy)* - DEP
Dropped from #16 to #28 on Top 127 Posters
Coin flip: Squad = heads, Inc = tails
Winner: Heads!
FunkyM votes for Squady James (cause HE'S A PSYCHO! *clap* *clap*
*clap*)
> Battle #3:
>
> Butters - An autographed hardcover copy of Chris Elliott's "Shroud of the
> Thwacker"
> The HeartBreak Ape Smart Ape - My feces
Coin flip: Butters = heads, Smart Ape has a tail
Winner: Tails!
FunkyM votes for the giant Ape!
> Battle #5:
>
> The Exclamation (J!) - A backpack filled with a collection of 207 shot
> glasses.
> Strickly Milhouse - 193-count box of used pregnancy tests
Coin flip: J! = heads, Milhouse = gets a lot of tail
Winner: Heads!
FunkyM votes for J!
The coin has spoken!!
peep peep!
> ROUND FOUR VOTES:
>
> Battle #2:
> ~昢昏觟坍 - Pickles, the Hardcore Icon
> Battle #3:
> Butters - An autographed hardcover copy of Chris Elliott's "Shroud of the
> Thwacker"
> Battle #5:
>
> The Exclamation (J!) - A backpack filled with a collection of 207 shot
> glasses.
LG (senile)
> Battle #3:
> Butters
> Battle #5:
> Strickly Milhouse
--
Milhouse Guidry of the mWo
Sometime king of alt.pro-wrestling.dx
I have to pick up a frickin' pie at nine in the morning.
mWo. It's not just the coolest, it's fa lyfe, so survey says
whether you like it or don't like it, never E-e-e-ver tell
me he did *not* just SMELL what mWo 3:16 reeks of.
>>Battle #5:
>>
>>Strickly Milhouse - 193-count box of used pregnancy tests
>
>
> Milhouse is slowly becoming the HHH of these contests, or maybe Benoit since he's always guaranteed to be a finalist. But unlike him and music, I will not let his popularity spoil my marking for him.
LOL.
Thanks, brah.
> Battle #5: The Exclamation (J!)
> I don't know who J! is but I still believe Milhouse has an afro
> and that just doesn't work for me.
If I did, it would be turning into a halfro, as I'm very slowly starting
to lose my hair...
--
Milhouse Guidry of the mWo - Still doesn't know where you ever got that
idea.
Couldn't be worse than the Undertaker's Klingon hair.
Then, I eliminated HHH last year in the KORSPW.