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Lord Gow333, Foker of Destrucity!!!

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ROUND THREE RESULTS:

Battle #1:

12 - Lord Hatred! - a box full of styrophome peanuts
7 - He Hate Me (Rockboy) - Unfunny Family Guy "jokes"

CD: Having just eliminated the other men, Hatred! and He Hate Me now turn on
each other...

JR: A BATTLE ROYAL!!! WHERE ENEMIES BECOME
FRIENDS, AND FRIENDS BECOME ENEMIES !!!

CD: Yes, JR, we know... He Hate Me is still letting fly with the bad jokes,
but Hatred! is getting annoyed.

JR: HE AIN'T THE ONLY ONE!!!

CD: Hatred! is opening his box! He pulls out a handful of styrophome
peanuts... and stuffs them in He Hate Me's mouth!

JR: HE HATE ME LOOKS LIKE AN OKLAHOMA COUSIN AT...

CD: Hatred! grabs the smothered He Hate Me by the head, whips him to the
ropes, and knocks him over with the box of peanuts!

JR: THE FIRST MATCH IS OVER, BAH GAWD!!!

CD: Sure is. Lord Hatred! may now choose from:

Unfunny Family Guy "jokes"
broken Maxtor drive
CAPS LOCK OF DEATH
or Loaded FEMA Briefcase

to add to his arsenal.

Battle #2:

5 - Squad 'Rorschach' James - a sigmoidoscope that can shoot a grappling
hook!
10 - ~务唿 - Pickles, the Hardcore Icon
4 - "Mean Orlando" John Green - The disemboweled torso of Smart Ape's Father

CD: "Mean Orlando" is attacking Squad with that ape torso. Squad keeps
dodging, but still can't connect with the sigmoidoscope. He fires the
grappling hook, but it misses.

JR: INCUBUS!!! THEY'RE COMPLETELY IGNORING INCUBUS!!!

CD: And more importantly they're ignoring Pickles. There he goes!

JR: HE'S AFTER THAT APE MEAT AGAIN!!!

CD: Sorta like an Oklahoma aunt at sunday dinner?

JR: YE... YOU SHUT YOUR DAMN MOUTH!!!

CD: (giggle) "Mean Orlando" is struggling to regain his weapon, but as Squad
rests in the corner Incubus swoops in for the easy elimination!

Battle #3:

7 - Butters - An autographed hardcover copy of Chris Elliott's "Shroud of
the Thwacker"
7 - The HeartBreak Ape Smart Ape - My feces
4 - HitMan333 - RSPW Spirit Squad Pom-Pom

CD: Hitman333 keeps pom-pomming...

JR: IS THAT EVEN A WORD?!?!?

CD: It is now. Pom-pomming HBA, but the ape is getting mad. He reaches
back... EEEWWW!!!

JR: THAT REMINDS ME OF DOING THE CHORES BACK ON MY DADDY'S RANCH!!!

CD: HBA lets fly and lands a dung ball right in Hitman333's eyes. Hitman
staggers towards Butters, who in turn hits the bookmark to send him over and
out.

Battle #4:

6 - Mister The Frog - Tub fulla plundah
7 - Freezer The Overly Masturbatory - Canvas bag full of she-male pr0n.
6 - Rush Gowbaugh - battle flail made from a dead quail tied to Dick
Cheney's shotgun barrel with phone tapping wire.

JR: THIS ONE IS A REAL BAH GAWD BARNBURNER!!!

CD: Action everywhere... quail shots... tub smashes...

JR: AND PORN!!! HIDEOUS PORN!!! HEY, I THINK I'VE GOT THAT ONE!!!

CD: As Frog and Rush trade blows near the ropes, Freezer digs deep... really
deep... and pulls out...

JR: GREAT GAWD ALMIGHTY!!! AHM BLINDED FOR LIFE!!!

CD: Frog and Rush seem to be as well. They're both holding their eyes...
and... weeping?

JR: THERE GOES FREEZER!!!

CD: The excitable one hits a big, stiff, double clothesline and pops them
both off!

JR: I NEED A BEER!!!

CD: Freezer may now hav his pick of:

Tub fulla plundah
plastic canoe
battle flail made from a dead quail tied to Dick Cheney's shotgun barrel
with phone tapping wire.
or Christy Hemme

to better his chances.

Battle #5:

7 - The Exclamation (J!) - A backpack filled with a collection of 229 shot
glasses.
7 - Strickly Milhouse - 217-count box of used pregnancy tests
5 - The Hebrew Hammer - Bazooka that shoots frozen matzah balls and
bagels(w.
lox and cream cheese)

CD: The matzahs, bagels, and shot glasses are still flying, as Milhouse
turns back to the task at hand.

JR: WHAT'S HE GOING TO DO?!?!? WHO WILL HE SIDE WITH?!?!?

CD: Milhouse sizes up the situation, reaches for some pregnancy tests... and
attacks the Hebrew Hammer!

JR: YUMPING YAMULKES (sp?)!!!

CD: Oy... The Hammer fires left... fires right... but it's just too much for
him. The Exclamation and Milhouse close in for the elimination.

JR: AHM GONNA GO SEE IF HE HAS ANY BAGELS LEFT!!!

CD: Take your time, JR.


ROUND FOUR VOTES:

Battle #2:

Squad 'Rorschach' James - a sigmoidoscope that can shoot a grappling hook!
~务唿 - Pickles, the Hardcore Icon

Battle #3:

Butters - An autographed hardcover copy of Chris Elliott's "Shroud of the
Thwacker"
The HeartBreak Ape Smart Ape - My feces

Battle #5:

The Exclamation (J!) - A backpack filled with a collection of 207 shot
glasses.
Strickly Milhouse - 193-count box of used pregnancy tests


LG (jobber extrodinaire)
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IT'S MARCH MELEE TIME!!!

The Hebrew Hammer

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Chris Lansdell <with NINJA BRUCE and NINJA DANIELLE>

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Lord Gow333, Foker of Destrucity!!! , your post to
rec.sport.pro-wrestling is almost better than a suggestion to SIGN CARL
ENGLISH!


>
> ROUND FOUR VOTES:
>
> Battle #2:
>

> ~昢昏觟坍 - Pickles, the Hardcore Icon
>
> Battle #3:
>

> The HeartBreak Ape Smart Ape - My feces
>
> Battle #5:
>

> Strickly Milhouse - 193-count box of used pregnancy tests
>


--
"The Lansdellicious One" Chris Lansdell
Founder of the Nation of Salivation
Go climb a skyscraper or something!
Flash! Stop heckling the supervillain!

Double T the Legally Blind Referee

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"Lord Gow333, Foker of Destrucity!!!" <lor...@yahoo.com> wrote in
news:120n8oo...@corp.supernews.com:

> ROUND THREE RESULTS:
>
> Battle #1:
>
> 12 - Lord Hatred! - a box full of styrophome peanuts
> 7 - He Hate Me (Rockboy) - Unfunny Family Guy "jokes"
>
> CD: Having just eliminated the other men, Hatred! and He Hate Me now
> turn on each other...
>
> JR: A BATTLE ROYAL!!! WHERE ENEMIES BECOME
> FRIENDS, AND FRIENDS BECOME ENEMIES !!!
>
> CD: Yes, JR, we know... He Hate Me is still letting fly with the bad
> jokes, but Hatred! is getting annoyed.
>
> JR: HE AIN'T THE ONLY ONE!!!
>
> CD: Hatred! is opening his box! He pulls out a handful of styrophome
> peanuts... and stuffs them in He Hate Me's mouth!
>
> JR: HE HATE ME LOOKS LIKE AN OKLAHOMA COUSIN AT...
>

>

> ROUND FOUR VOTES:
>
> Battle #2:
>
> Squad 'Rorschach' James - a sigmoidoscope that can shoot a grappling
> hook!
>

> Battle #3:
>
> Butters - An autographed hardcover copy of Chris Elliott's "Shroud of
> the Thwacker"

> Battle #5:


>
> Strickly Milhouse - 193-count box of used pregnancy tests
>
>


--
----------------------------------==
Double T the legally blind referee
----------------------------------==
2005 RSPW RUMBLE winner

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mWO 4 a long time baby

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The Hebrew Hammer

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> Battle #2:
>
> Squad 'Rorschach' James - a sigmoidoscope that can shoot a grappling hook!
> ~昢昏觟坍 - Pickles, the Hardcore Icon

Squad

> Battle #3:
>
> Butters - An autographed hardcover copy of Chris Elliott's "Shroud of the
> Thwacker"
> The HeartBreak Ape Smart Ape - My feces

Smart Ape will easily defeat this jobber

> Battle #5:
>
> The Exclamation (J!) - A backpack filled with a collection of 207 shot
> glasses.
> Strickly Milhouse - 193-count box of used pregnancy tests

Milhouse.


~昢昏觟坍

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On Sun, 5 Mar 2006 20:54:37 -0600, "The Hebrew Hammer"
<ManWithT...@hotmail.com> wrote:

>
>> Battle #2:
>>
>> Squad 'Rorschach' James - a sigmoidoscope that can shoot a grappling hook!
>> ~昢昏觟坍 - Pickles, the Hardcore Icon
>
>Squad

Pickles knows where you live

~昢昏觟坍

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On Sun, 5 Mar 2006 21:48:55 -0500, "Lord Gow333, Foker of
Destrucity!!!" <lor...@yahoo.com> wrote:


>Battle #2:
>~昢昏觟坍 - Pickles, the Hardcore Icon

>Battle #3:

"Mean Orlando" John Green

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"Lord Gow333, Foker of Destrucity!!!" <lor...@yahoo.com> wrote in
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>
>
> ROUND FOUR VOTES:
>
> Battle #2:
>
> Squad 'Rorschach' James - a sigmoidoscope that can shoot a grappling
> hook! ~昢昏觟坍 - Pickles, the Hardcore Icon
>

Inc

> Battle #3:
>
> Butters - An autographed hardcover copy of Chris Elliott's "Shroud of
> the Thwacker"
> The HeartBreak Ape Smart Ape - My feces
>

Butters

> Battle #5:
>
> The Exclamation (J!) - A backpack filled with a collection of 207 shot
> glasses.
> Strickly Milhouse - 193-count box of used pregnancy tests
>
>

J!

--
"Mean" John Green

One... post... at a time

Lord Hatred

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In article <120n8oo...@corp.supernews.com>,

"Lord Gow333, Foker of Destrucity!!!" <lor...@yahoo.com> wrote:

> ROUND THREE RESULTS:
>
> Battle #1:
>
> 12 - Lord Hatred! - a box full of styrophome peanuts
> 7 - He Hate Me (Rockboy) - Unfunny Family Guy "jokes"
>
> CD: Having just eliminated the other men, Hatred! and He Hate Me now turn on
> each other...
>
> JR: A BATTLE ROYAL!!! WHERE ENEMIES BECOME
> FRIENDS, AND FRIENDS BECOME ENEMIES !!!
>
> CD: Yes, JR, we know... He Hate Me is still letting fly with the bad jokes,
> but Hatred! is getting annoyed.
>
> JR: HE AIN'T THE ONLY ONE!!!
>
> CD: Hatred! is opening his box! He pulls out a handful of styrophome
> peanuts... and stuffs them in He Hate Me's mouth!
>
> JR: HE HATE ME LOOKS LIKE AN OKLAHOMA COUSIN AT...
>
> CD: Hatred! grabs the smothered He Hate Me by the head, whips him to the
> ropes, and knocks him over with the box of peanuts!
>
> JR: THE FIRST MATCH IS OVER, BAH GAWD!!!
>
> CD: Sure is. Lord Hatred! may now choose from:
>
> Unfunny Family Guy "jokes"
> broken Maxtor drive
> CAPS LOCK OF DEATH
> or Loaded FEMA Briefcase
>
> to add to his arsenal.
>


Sheesh... Oh. Weapon. Hmmmm... Loaded FEMA Briefcase. Because I have
jobbed to the other ones far too often.


>
> ROUND FOUR VOTES:
>
> Battle #2:
>
> Squad 'Rorschach' James - a sigmoidoscope that can shoot a grappling hook!

> ~昢昏觟坍 - Pickles, the Hardcore Icon
>

Squad James. He has a lot of enthusiasm... Although he is scary...


> Battle #3:
>
> Butters - An autographed hardcover copy of Chris Elliott's "Shroud of the
> Thwacker"
> The HeartBreak Ape Smart Ape - My feces
>

Hmmmmmmm.... Butters. Because I'm told that book rules.

> Battle #5:
>
> The Exclamation (J!) - A backpack filled with a collection of 207 shot
> glasses.
> Strickly Milhouse - 193-count box of used pregnancy tests
>


Milly

--
Stefan
http://pillartopost.blogspot.com
http://agogcomicblog.blogspot.com
http://www.livejournal.com/users/lord_hatred/

Squad

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"Lord Gow333, Foker of Destrucity!!!" <lor...@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:120n8oo...@corp.supernews.com...
> ROUND THREE RESULTS:
>
> Battle #2:
>
> 5 - Squad 'Rorschach' James - a sigmoidoscope that can shoot a grappling
> hook!
> 10 - ~Îñ©üßü§~ - Pickles, the Hardcore Icon

> 4 - "Mean Orlando" John Green - The disemboweled torso of Smart Ape's Father
>


you know, the funny thing is that I forgot to vote this round and would've voted for Orlando giving Inc a double elimination.


> Battle #3:
>
> 7 - Butters - An autographed hardcover copy of Chris Elliott's "Shroud of
> the Thwacker"
> 7 - The HeartBreak Ape Smart Ape - My feces
> 4 - HitMan333 - RSPW Spirit Squad Pom-Pom
>


Oh well, my vote for Hitman wouldn't have helped him anyway.


> Battle #4:
>
> 6 - Mister The Frog - Tub fulla plundah
> 7 - Freezer The Overly Masturbatory - Canvas bag full of she-male pr0n.
> 6 - Rush Gowbaugh - battle flail made from a dead quail tied to Dick
> Cheney's shotgun barrel with phone tapping wire.
>


damn, I think I was actually going to vote for you this round Gow.....

> ROUND FOUR VOTES:
>
> Battle #2:
>
> Squad 'Rorschach' James - a sigmoidoscope that can shoot a grappling hook!

Inc's been kicking ass and taking names in this bracket and although I'm still jobbing I'm gonna give myself at least a few votes.


> Battle #3:
>
> Butters - An autographed hardcover copy of Chris Elliott's "Shroud of the
> Thwacker"

No matter how much I try, I just can't vote Ape. If I had a chance in my bracket he'd get my vote just so I could scope him.


> Battle #5:


>
> Strickly Milhouse - 193-count box of used pregnancy tests

Milhouse is slowly becoming the HHH of these contests, or maybe Benoit since he's always guaranteed to be a finalist. But unlike him and music, I will not let his popularity spoil my marking for him.

Freezer

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If I don't reply to this Lord Gow333, Foker of Destrucity!!! post,
the terrorists win.

> Battle #4:
>
> 6 - Mister The Frog - Tub fulla plundah
> 7 - Freezer The Overly Masturbatory - Canvas bag full of she-male
> pr0n.
> 6 - Rush Gowbaugh - battle flail made from a dead quail tied
> to Dick Cheney's shotgun barrel with phone tapping wire.

W00T! And I didn't even have to vote for myself!

> Tub fulla plundah
> plastic canoe
> battle flail made from a dead quail tied to Dick Cheney's shotgun
> barrel with phone tapping wire.
> or Christy Hemme
>
> to better his chances.

I'll take the Tub fulla plunda, and put the rest on a gift
certificate, Pat!

--
My name is:
____ _
/ ___| | |
| |__ _ __ ___ ___ ____ ___ _ __ | |
| __|| '__/ _ \/ _ \/_ // _ \| '__|| |
| | | | __/ __/ / /| __/| | |_|
|_| |_| \___|\___||___|\___||_| (_)

And my anti-drug is porn.
http://www.geocities.com/mysterysciencefreezer
http://freezer818.livejournal.com/

Freezer

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If I don't reply to this Lord Gow333, Foker of Destrucity!!! post,
the terrorists win.

> Battle #2:


>
> Squad 'Rorschach' James - a sigmoidoscope that can shoot a
> grappling hook!

> ~昢昏觟坍 - Pickles, the Hardcore Icon

Incubus.

> Battle #3:
>
> Butters - An autographed hardcover copy of Chris Elliott's "Shroud
> of the Thwacker"
> The HeartBreak Ape Smart Ape - My feces

Butters.

> Battle #5:
>
> The Exclamation (J!) - A backpack filled with a collection of 207
> shot glasses.
> Strickly Milhouse - 193-count box of used pregnancy tests

Milhouse

Squad

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***** Wheel of Fortune reference.

Mark Stringer

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ROUND FOUR VOTES:

Battle #2: ~昢昏觟坍 - Pickles, the Hardcore Icon
I'm gonna stick with the Pick.

Battle #3: The HeartBreak Ape Smart Ape - My feces
Are you down with the brown?

Battle #5: The Exclamation (J!)

I don't know who J! is but I still believe Milhouse has an afro
and that just doesn't work for me.

Rockboy

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Lord Gow333, Foker of Destrucity!!! wrote:

> Battle #2:
>
> Squad 'Rorschach' James - a sigmoidoscope that can shoot a grappling hook!
>

> Battle #3:
>
> Butters - An autographed hardcover copy of Chris Elliott's "Shroud of
> the Thwacker"
>

> Battle #5:
>
> The Exclamation (J!) - A backpack filled with a collection of 207 shot
> glasses.


--
Rockboy

Great words won't cover ugly actions
Good frames won't save bad paintings

Smart Ape - Denny Crane

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>> Battle #3:
>>
>> 7 - Butters - An autographed hardcover copy of Chris Elliott's "Shroud of
>> the Thwacker"
>> 7 - The HeartBreak Ape Smart Ape - My feces
>> 4 - HitMan333 - RSPW Spirit Squad Pom-Pom

Whoa. I can't believe I took out Hitty.
Butters, YOU'RE NEXT! BLAAAAAAAA!

>> ROUND FOUR VOTES:
>>
>> Battle #2:
>>
>> Squad 'Rorschach' James - a sigmoidoscope that can shoot a grappling
>> hook!

>> ~昢昏觟坍 - Pickles, the Hardcore Icon

Squad, because he didn't show me granny porn.

>> Battle #3:
>>
>> Butters - An autographed hardcover copy of Chris Elliott's "Shroud of the
>> Thwacker"
>> The HeartBreak Ape Smart Ape - My feces

Me.

>> Battle #5:
>>
>> The Exclamation (J!) - A backpack filled with a collection of 207 shot
>> glasses.
>> Strickly Milhouse - 193-count box of used pregnancy tests

J!
--
--- "Damn dirty fleas..."
--- Proud loser of TWO 2004 RSPW Poster Awards and several in 2005.
--- 3rd Highest Vote-Getter in KORSPW 2005
--- In the Final Four of the 2006 RSPW Rumble
--- Ranked 4th on Lvubun's Top 127 RSPW Posters of 2005


[mWo] Frogzilla

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"Lord Gow333, Foker of Destrucity!!!" <lor...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> Battle #2:


> Squad 'Rorschach' James - a sigmoidoscope that can shoot a grappling hook!
>

> Battle #3:
> Butters - An autographed hardcover copy of Chris Elliott's "Shroud of the
> Thwacker"
>

> Battle #5:


> Strickly Milhouse - 193-count box of used pregnancy tests

-Froggy


Night Spirit

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Lord Gow333, Foker of Destrucity!!! Boldly typed:
> ROUND THREE RESULTS:

> ROUND FOUR VOTES:
>
> Battle #2:
>
> Squad 'Rorschach' James - a sigmoidoscope that can shoot a grappling
> hook! ~昢昏觟坍 - Pickles, the Hardcore Icon


Inc!

> Battle #3:
>
> Butters - An autographed hardcover copy of Chris Elliott's "Shroud
> of
> the Thwacker"
> The HeartBreak Ape Smart Ape - My feces
>

Whoelse HBA!

> Battle #5:
>
> The Exclamation (J!) - A backpack filled with a collection of 207
> shot
> glasses.
> Strickly Milhouse - 193-count box of used pregnancy tests
>

Milhouse so that the MWO can be reperesented in the final battle!

>
> LG (jobber extrodinaire)

--
So Say We All,
Dale

The world wide web at my finger tips and I can't find anything
interesting.

http://health.groups.yahoo.com/group/RivertonCommonRecipeBulletinBoard/


J!

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Battle 2: ~昢昏觟坍
Battle 3: HBA
Battle 5: The Exclamation

--
The Man. The Myth. The Master.

Killfile victim #847238

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> 10 - ~Îñ©üßü§~ - Pickles, the Hardcore Icon

Well, let's see... for whom shall I vote?


>
> ROUND FOUR VOTES:
>
> Battle #2:
>
> Squad 'Rorschach' James - a sigmoidoscope that can shoot a grappling hook!

> ~Îñ©üßü§~ - Pickles, the Hardcore Icon
>

Here, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty... I choose Pickles (and Inc,
too, I guess)


> Battle #3:
>
> Butters - An autographed hardcover copy of Chris Elliott's "Shroud of the
> Thwacker"
> The HeartBreak Ape Smart Ape - My feces
>

Great Ape, Great Ape. Just watch where you're flinging that poo
please.

> Battle #5:
>
> The Exclamation (J!) - A backpack filled with a collection of 207 shot
> glasses.
> Strickly Milhouse - 193-count box of used pregnancy tests
>
>

I could use a shot glass or two. I choose !

Butters

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> ROUND FOUR VOTES:
>
> Battle #2:
>
> Squad 'Rorschach' James - a sigmoidoscope that can shoot a grappling hook!

>


> Battle #3:
>
> Butters - An autographed hardcover copy of Chris Elliott's "Shroud of the
> Thwacker"

>
> Battle #5:

Andy Atkinson

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Swish Lord Gow333, Foker of Destrucity!!!, now listen to me blow!


> ROUND FOUR VOTES:
>
> Battle #2:
>
> Squad 'Rorschach' James - a sigmoidoscope that can shoot a grappling
> hook!
>

> Battle #3:
>
> Butters - An autographed hardcover copy of Chris Elliott's "Shroud of
> the Thwacker"
>

> Battle #5:
>
> The Exclamation (J!) - A backpack filled with a collection of 207 shot
> glasses.

--
Andy Atkinson - getting ready to leave, wanted to exert authority

I'll never forget you, Christy Hemme!

Mowwy Howwy on Christy Hemme: "Christy has spunk and she's very sweet."

Seriously, Christy Hemme > Trish Stratus.

Andy Atkinson: The Man of 1000 Positions *Featuring guest commentary
from Ryan Shamrock, Stacy Kiebler, and Madusa (and Christy)* - DEP

Dropped from #16 to #28 on Top 127 Posters

FunkyM, the rated PG-13 poster

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Lord Gow333, Foker of Destrucity!!! writed:

>
> ROUND FOUR VOTES:
>
> Battle #2:
>
> Squad 'Rorschach' James - a sigmoidoscope that can shoot a grappling hook!
> ~Îñ©üßü§~ - Pickles, the Hardcore Icon

Coin flip: Squad = heads, Inc = tails

Winner: Heads!

FunkyM votes for Squady James (cause HE'S A PSYCHO! *clap* *clap*
*clap*)

> Battle #3:
>
> Butters - An autographed hardcover copy of Chris Elliott's "Shroud of the
> Thwacker"
> The HeartBreak Ape Smart Ape - My feces

Coin flip: Butters = heads, Smart Ape has a tail

Winner: Tails!

FunkyM votes for the giant Ape!

> Battle #5:
>
> The Exclamation (J!) - A backpack filled with a collection of 207 shot
> glasses.
> Strickly Milhouse - 193-count box of used pregnancy tests

Coin flip: J! = heads, Milhouse = gets a lot of tail

Winner: Heads!

FunkyM votes for J!

The coin has spoken!!

peep peep!

Lord Gow333, Foker of Destrucity!!!

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Dangit, I keep forgetting to vote...

> ROUND FOUR VOTES:
>
> Battle #2:

> ~昢昏觟坍 - Pickles, the Hardcore Icon

> Battle #3:

> Butters - An autographed hardcover copy of Chris Elliott's "Shroud of the
> Thwacker"

> Battle #5:


>
> The Exclamation (J!) - A backpack filled with a collection of 207 shot
> glasses.

LG (senile)

Milhouse Authentico

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> ROUND FOUR VOTES:
>
> Battle #2:
> Squad 'Rorschach' James

> Battle #3:
> Butters

> Battle #5:
> Strickly Milhouse


--
Milhouse Guidry of the mWo
Sometime king of alt.pro-wrestling.dx
I have to pick up a frickin' pie at nine in the morning.

mWo. It's not just the coolest, it's fa lyfe, so survey says
whether you like it or don't like it, never E-e-e-ver tell
me he did *not* just SMELL what mWo 3:16 reeks of.

Milhouse Authentico

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6 Mar 2006, 21:26:3106/03/2006
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Squad wrote:

>>Battle #5:
>>
>>Strickly Milhouse - 193-count box of used pregnancy tests
>
>
> Milhouse is slowly becoming the HHH of these contests, or maybe Benoit since he's always guaranteed to be a finalist. But unlike him and music, I will not let his popularity spoil my marking for him.

LOL.

Thanks, brah.

Milhouse Authentico

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6 Mar 2006, 21:27:4806/03/2006
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Mark Stringer wrote:

> Battle #5: The Exclamation (J!)
> I don't know who J! is but I still believe Milhouse has an afro
> and that just doesn't work for me.

If I did, it would be turning into a halfro, as I'm very slowly starting
to lose my hair...

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Milhouse Guidry of the mWo - Still doesn't know where you ever got that
idea.

Killfile victim #847238

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6 Mar 2006, 21:40:4506/03/2006
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Milhouse Authentico wrote:
> Mark Stringer wrote:
>
> > Battle #5: The Exclamation (J!)
> > I don't know who J! is but I still believe Milhouse has an afro
> > and that just doesn't work for me.
>
> If I did, it would be turning into a halfro, as I'm very slowly starting
> to lose my hair...
>

Couldn't be worse than the Undertaker's Klingon hair.

Smart Ape - Denny Crane

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6 Mar 2006, 21:31:0306/03/2006
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> Squad wrote:
>
>>>Battle #5:
>>>
>>>Strickly Milhouse - 193-count box of used pregnancy tests
>>
>>
>> Milhouse is slowly becoming the HHH of these contests, or maybe
>> Benoit since he's always guaranteed to be a finalist. But unlike him and
>> music, I will not let his popularity spoil my marking for him.

Then, I eliminated HHH last year in the KORSPW.

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