Poll: What moments in wrestling made you laugh hysterically?
G-man
One of my favorites was when the Shockmaster broke through the wall, fell
over, and his mask fell off. What a dork!
Does anybody have any other good ones?
--G-Man
Wanamaker
steel steps onto his ass. I can't stop laughing about it everytime I think
about it.
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Stephen Osborne
G-man <dgaw...@moose.uvm.edu> wrote:
>One of my favorites was when the Shockmaster broke through the wall, fell
>over, and his mask fell off. What a dork!
>Does anybody have any other good ones?
>--G-Man
I've said it once, and I'll say it again- the entire match between Mark Mero and
the Goon on RAW this July. I'd never seen the Goon before, so I laughed seeing
him bring the stick to the ring, drop the gloves to begin the fight, and how his
boots looked like skates. This match happened right after Shawn Michaels
birthday cake was "presented" to him, and the Goon wiped out on the icing when
he charged at Mero.
Oh yeah, Austin did commentary for this match, which made it complete- as it was
the first time I ever realized how funny Austin was. When the Goon wiped out on
the cake, Austin followed with "He should be taking care of business, like Stone
Cold would. You got to take him in the ring and pin him son. You're not doing
any good sliding around in the cake." The sound in his voice when Mero won the
match was of complete disgust. Austin also had lines about how useless Sable
is: "She should be at home banging a pot and a pan. Cheering: 'Go Mark Go'"
Lastly was the crack at Luger: "...Why don't you just paint me up a bus, and
everytime somebody comes up, I'll just whip everybody's ass...That wouldn't be
stupid".
I apologize for the rant, but I've never laughed throughout an entire match
before.
> "Austin 25:17--I will strike down upon your ass with
> great vengeance and furious anger and that's what's
> gonna happen. I got a six-pack of whoop-ass ridin'
> shotgun with me, son!"
> --Stone Cold Steve Austin
chip
> One of my favorites was when the Shockmaster broke through the wall, fell
> over, and his mask fell off. What a dork!
>
> Does anybody have any other good ones?
>
> --G-Man
When Sting & Lex stole that cop car was really hilarious.
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Ron Freilinger
Does reading RSPW count, because some of the posts crack me up pretty good.
As for watching wrestling, Heenan usually comes up with some good one liners.
Also the Stone Cold break in at Pilman's had me cracking up. I have to admit
that those two can really act!
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The kiss my foot match when Loller was vomiting in the sink backstage.
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I almost died when Juventud Guerrera tripped over
the ring steps while playing to the crowd at one
of the P-P-V's this year (*Cant remember what one
it was because there are too many)
I must have watch that about 100 times for the next two weeks
I think it was the one where he wrestled Konan
Not sure though
arde...@aol.com
Whenever the Zodiac was in full costume after the Dungeon had been
walloped by Hulk Hogan he was supposedly reeling and hanging on to
Taskmaster's shoulder and he looked so incredibly stupid.
A less vague moment was when they kicked Macho's a** with a Slim Jim.
Right then, carry on:-)
Tom Zylkin, ArdenGuy
Dungeon Master of the DoD
"If I had a life I'd be dead by now."
Lee Seidman
I would say any time Mustafa Saed of "The Gangstas" starts that sick
laugh of his.
Roy Phillips
On Fri, 29 Nov 1996 22:02:35 GMT, bad...@netcom.com (Lee Seidman)
wrote:
>I would say any time Mustafa Saed of "The Gangstas" starts that sick
>laugh of his.
>
>
When PAPA SHANGO made the ULTIMATE WARRIOR puke...live on tv, or when
RED TYLER got 'exposure' on television during a 'Perfect plex'
walter capobianco
The funniest.. And I mean FUNNIEST moment in wrestling was one of the
HHH/Duke matches.. HHH was "out cold" in the middle of the ring, so
Duke went to get his garbage can's lid.. So he tosses it into the ring
from outside.. A good 10-15 feet away from the ring.. And it smucks
HHH right on the kisser!!! HHAHHAHAHH! :)
Charles Eric Horowitz
Had to be during Col Parker and Sherri's wedding.
1) Disco Inferno was stealing all the booze.
2) During the scuffle with Madusa, Stevie Ray went to break it up
and slipped on the wedding cake and went down and Booker T started
laughing his ass off, and couldn't stop.
Canadian Sensation
Charles Eric Horowitz wrote:
>
> Had to be during Col Parker and Sherri's wedding.
geez..there's been lotta funny stuff(i.e. Piper), but the funniest most
recent thing has to be Razor Titan's 1st appearence on RAW.
He looked like Razor Hall's big "pervert" brother (i could see this guy
as a Las Vegas leasure suit lounge singer) I laughed "take a look at the
badguy", i luv this guy.;-), I hope they keep him after the "Insiders"
crap, he does a better Razor than Razor.
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Le Metropolitain
My all time favourite is a Heartbreak Hotel segment taped right before the
1994 Survivor Series. Shawn is interviewing Bob Backlund while Diesel stands
in the background pulling faces and mouthing Backlund's words along with him.
Honorable mention has to go to the Kill the Clown bit. The expression on
Spivey's face was just priceless.
Francesca
tuh...@aol.com
King Kong Bundy bodyslamming the midget will probably never be
topped...close runner-up would be when Piper gave a different midget a Mr
T haircut.
Midgets=comedy.
Also loved when Alex Wright was dancing in the ring before a PPV match and
someone walked up to the ring holding a sign that said "I love the wonder
cunt".
thank you.
dare...@aol.com
No, no, no, folks! The funniest moment in wrestling was with no doubt
when Doink the Clown (the Prince of Pranks) and his hilarious sidekicks
Dink, Wink, and Pink ambushed the Burger King Jerry Lawler with pumpkin
pies at Survivor Series. Man, was that funny stuff. Remember that
laundry man I talked about a few posts ago? Well, he can tell you that he
had bags of pants to clean up the next day! HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
DF1
(Graduate from Doink's Clown College)
Da Rock
I may be restating what someone has already posted, but how about the
debut of the Shockmaster? When he tripped through the hole he had busted
in the studio wall and nearly lost his headgear I started laughing. And
was laughing harder when I realized that being clumsy wasn't part of his
gimmick and that the faces and heels (I believe Sting, Luger, Vader, and
the Harlem Heat were among those present) were also struggling to keep
from losing it.
Da Rock
Seth Holmes
At the Warwick Musical Theatre in Rhode Island.
The Godwins are Facing the Smoking Guns and PIG's pants fall to his
ankles... this isn't quite as funny as Bart Gunn covering Sunny's
eyes.
Next would have to be at the Providence Civic Center (or maybe it
was the Worchester Centrum) as a match is going on in the middle of
the ring... real big deal match... a couple starts arguing in the
back of the arena... loudly... they start pushing... the fans start
watching... the wrestlers started watching... now that was funny!
--Seth aka Prowler
Pro...@PRODIGY.COM
C. Layne Lindquist
WrestleMania V
Rougeaus Vs. Bushwackers (back when WM containes such "main events in any
arena in the country)
Jacque picks up one of the New Zealanders for a bodyslam and not only
grabs his junk, but gives him a pretty good rubdown. The camera gives a
perfect angle. Next time you watch it, don't fast forward this
match...look for the junk grab!!!
The Real Stalker
D'...@brown.edu
Nash's version of Shaft on nWo Saturday Night last weekend had me
rolling on the floor. "That Scott Hall he's one bad mother.. Shut yo'
mouth. But I'm talking about Hall. He's a complicated man, but no one
understands him but the Giant. Hall, Scott Hall."
Sonny Guram
the shockmaster falling through the wall during a flair for the gold at
the clash of champions.
"Diamondback" Chris Myers
Le Metropolitain wrote:
>
> My all time favourite is a Heartbreak Hotel segment taped right before the
> 1994 Survivor Series. Shawn is interviewing Bob Backlund while Diesel stands
> in the background pulling faces and mouthing Backlund's words along with him.
>
For me, it's way back when, I think 87 or 88, when Rick Rude came
out with tights with Jake Roberts wife's face on them. After the match,
Jake ran down to the ring, grabbed the tights, and pulled them right off!
The thing that did it for me was the little censored dot that follwed
Rude around the whole time as Jake proceeded to kick his ass
D'...@brown.edu
Could someone please refresh my memory. Who was the Shockmaster? I
remember when he fell through the wall, but I can't remember the gimmic
and why he was around.
LosMomo
Just thinking of Slick trying to get Kamala to speak makes me crack
up... "MAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNN"
tuh...@aol.com
OOPS! Here's a few more for the list:
late '88:The Road Warriors go insane and "injure" Sting,who then appears
on TV over the next weeks crying about losing his "brothers in paint".The
Roadies respond to this by unscrewing one of the spikes from their
shoulderpads,and gouging Dusty Rhodes in the eye...hilarious!
Summerslam '88:on the live broadcast,Mean Gene is interviewing Bobby
Heenan and Rick Rude when the SUMMERSLAM! sign falls off the wall behind
them,exposing athletic as being the only thing that was holding it up.Mean
Gene screams "fuck it!" and they cut to a crowd shot...10 seconds later
they do the interview again with Bobby trying desperately to keep from
laughing.
Wrestlemania 5:Mr Perfect perfectly tripping over an invisible step on the
way to the ring.
Mongo's wife's anti-Nancy speech last night...it made no sense but I
laughed for 10 minutes.
Conn MacKintosh
JACK EPSTEIN posting "It's OFFICIAL!!!!! Nash & Hall have gotten out of
their WCW contracts and WILL be returning to the WWF!!!!"
I laughed for HOURS! The FUNNIEST moment in the history of wrestling, no
doubt.
--
Hey look Rocco, it's even got a little lobster on the sleeve! - Johnny
Grunge
Bex
A funny moment or two
Shockmaster's debut when he fell.
Dink the Clown
-bex
Patrick Emond
Monday Night RAW, sometime 1993, Quebecers vs. Steiners under Province
of Quebec rules. Especially since they don't exist.
That whole match was damn funny... from Johnny Polo's Canadiens jersey
"They are Jacques and Pierre I am Johnny We are the Quebecers"... that
is the most writing you'll *ever* see on a hockey shirt... to Polo
taking a hilarious bump and somehow managing to toss the hockey stick
to Jacques... and Bobby Heenan and McMahon were priceless at the mic.
Great match, memorable as hell. Even funnier, one of the mark mags
actually ran an article a month or so later asking Rick Martel, Ray
Rougeau, etc, if they had ever heard of PoQ rules.
Heartburn Kid!
Charlie Butera
Funniest of all time was Ric Flair making out with the Precious
mannequin of TBS in 87
David Taub
Funny moment:
At a San Jose house show in 1993:
Bam Bam Bigelow was talking in the runway leading to the crowd with a
friend. Mr. Perfect then walks by Bigelow, flips his towell. As his
back is turned, Bam Bam gave Perfect the finger. I cracked up.
Better yet, as Perfect's opponent, Diesel, made his way to the ring, he
tripped on something, tried to recovera dn act as if nothing happened.
He looked like such a clutch. Then during the match, his pant button
came undone. Boy, did he improve.
David Taub
Shockmaster was Fred "Typhoon" Ottman. Now, remember the Super
Shockmaster in Feb. 1994? He was obviously Ottman in a mask. Yet he
gave this interview in a disguised voice saying "I may look like the
Shockmaster, and have similar moves, but that is where the similarities
end." Such funny b.s.
BTW, wasn't he going to be the referee at the Vader/Flair SuperBrawl
match? Why did they give up this angle? Dusty Rhodes must have been
involved.
aa...@columbia.edu
David Taub wrote:
>
> Funny moment:Piper destroying Frank Williams on Piper's Pit
Orndorff destroying Rudy Diamond (a jobber who wore a "Paula" shirt and
goaded the crowd into a "Paula" chant
Mark A. Hilario
Funniest moment:
In Your House--Buried Alive.
In an untelevised match, Shawn Michaels was taking on Goldust for the WWF
title. After Michaels finishes up his dancing and flexing in front of the
crowd, Goldust comes on the microphone, and says something to the effect:
Sexy Boy, I'll show you sexy boy, hit the music! And Goldust fuckin does
the exact same routine Michaels has just done. Goldust is dancing around
to Michaels theme song, using the same girations as Shawn, including
wagging his big fat golden ass in front of the whole Market Square Arena
crowd. It was just the best. Too bad he didn't do the same thing that
next Friday in Chicago to which I went also.
Mark
Milan Gokhale
I know it has nothing to do with wrestling as a sport, but the Billionaire
Ted skits were one of the funniest parodies I've ever seen.
Milan Gokhale
kuri...@aol.com
My favorite would have to be Wrestlemania XII
Piper vs Goldust when Piper grabs goldust in the balls and then rips his
clothes off and Goldust was wearing a thong, and nipple less bra. I
laughed my ass off for the rest of the PPV.
Seth Holmes
> For me, it's way back when, I think 87 or 88, when Rick Rude
>came out with tights with Jake Roberts wife's face on them. After
>the match, Jake ran down to the ring, grabbed the tights, and
>pulled them right off! The thing that did it for me was the little
>censored dot that follwed Rude around the whole time as Jake
That was at the Providence Civic Center... I was there for that...
and I was laughing my ass off the entire time. Rude had these
little red underpants on under his tights which you couldn't see on
TV. I think that was the same night where some meatball tried to
run into the ring and Bobby Heenan beat the crap out of him.
--Seth aka Prowler
Pro...@PRODIGY.COM
Seth Holmes
D'oh wrote:
>Could someone please refresh my memory. Who was the Shockmaster?
>I remember when he fell through the wall, but I can't remember the
>gimmic and why he was around.
I'm pretty sure it was Cactus Jack in a sparkly Stormtrooper helmet
(from Star Wars) and he was feuding with someone who had injured
Cactus Jack. I remember Jesse Ventura making fun of him non-stop.
--Seth aka Prowler
Pro...@PRODIGY.COM
Joseph Thompson
The Shockmaster was Freddie "Typhoon" Ottman, not Cactus Jack.
Coot
>
>
> --Seth aka Prowler
> Pro...@PRODIGY.COM
>
>
>
LB Bryce
In article <58d7fg$k...@news-e2d.gnn.com>, Prow...@gnn.com says...
>
>D'oh wrote:
>>Could someone please refresh my memory. Who was the Shockmaster?
>>I remember when he fell through the wall, but I can't remember the
>>gimmic and why he was around.
>
>I'm pretty sure it was Cactus Jack in a sparkly Stormtrooper helmet
>(from Star Wars) and he was feuding with someone who had injured
>Cactus Jack. I remember Jesse Ventura making fun of him non-stop.
>
-- LB Bryce
Corey Collins
On Sat, 07 Dec 1996 20:58:12, Prow...@gnn.com (Seth Holmes) wrote:
>D'oh wrote:
>>Could someone please refresh my memory. Who was the Shockmaster?
>>I remember when he fell through the wall, but I can't remember the
>>gimmic and why he was around.
>
>I'm pretty sure it was Cactus Jack in a sparkly Stormtrooper helmet
>(from Star Wars) and he was feuding with someone who had injured
>Cactus Jack. I remember Jesse Ventura making fun of him non-stop.
>
>
>--Seth aka Prowler
>Pro...@PRODIGY.COM
>
Backlund on LiveWire today.
Corey
Unknown
I would have to say the first time I heard the Honky Tonk Man
call Mean Gene...Green Bean...I think it may have been a rip off
of the Iron Sheik's Gene Mean...Wrestling need more one liners
and less arm chair bookers and social police...
Tom...
D.Ayass
Seth Holmes wrote:
>
> D'oh wrote:
> >Could someone please refresh my memory. Who was the Shockmaster?
> >I remember when he fell through the wall, but I can't remember the
> >gimmic and why he was around.
>
> I'm pretty sure it was Cactus Jack in a sparkly Stormtrooper helmet
> (from Star Wars) and he was feuding with someone who had injured
> Cactus Jack. I remember Jesse Ventura making fun of him non-stop.
Noooooo - it was Fred Ottman, better known as Tugboat and Typhoon in
WWF.
Dean.
Joshua Holmes
Wrong again, it was Dave "Evad" Sullivan.
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Member of the Science and Technology Wing
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FireBall
>D'oh wrote:
>>Could someone please refresh my memory. Who was the Shockmaster?
>>I remember when he fell through the wall, but I can't remember the
>>gimmic and why he was around.
>
>I'm pretty sure it was Cactus Jack in a sparkly Stormtrooper helmet
>(from Star Wars) and he was feuding with someone who had injured
>Cactus Jack. I remember Jesse Ventura making fun of him non-stop.
Someone will probably correct you on this, but just in case. It was
not Cactus Jack. It was that lovable buffoon, TYPHOON.
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Joseph Bomba
Shockmaster was WWF'S Typhoon/Tugboat, upon his entrance into the
WCW He tried to look cool by dramatically running through a wall wearing a
Stormtrooper Helmet, he went through and fell right on his face, as then
Sid Vicious said "oh my god!" and the British Bulldog Davey Boy said
"right on his f---ing arse(ass)!" it was indeed hilarious.
-trust me
bishop
I used to love the days when Ric Flair or Dusty Rhodes would talk about
the women around the audience in the old NWA.
Reverend Jake
Seth Holmes wrote:
>
> D'oh wrote:
> >Could someone please refresh my memory. Who was the Shockmaster?
> >I remember when he fell through the wall, but I can't remember the
> >gimmic and why he was around.
>
> I'm pretty sure it was Cactus Jack in a sparkly Stormtrooper helmet
> (from Star Wars) and he was feuding with someone who had injured
> Cactus Jack. I remember Jesse Ventura making fun of him non-stop.
**Nope. It was Typhoon/Tugboat. Cactus was on the "homeless' sketch at
the time.
By you're right about Jesse. He kept saying stuff like "WOW! What a
shocking entrance! Ain't gonna forget that one!" You just knew he was
smiling the whole time he said it.**
Rev. Jake
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G-man
The Shockmaster was not Cactus Jack. The Shockmaster was Tugboat/Typhoon
with yet another ridiculous gimmick.
--G-Man
Trevor Barrie
Gotta be Jake Roberts on the Funeral Parlour, threatening to "share the
secrets of the Dark Side with the Ultimate Warrior". (Said oh-so seriously
and dramatically, of course.) I hurt myself laughing at that one.
kag...@aol.com
Dick Murdoch was in the employ of James E. Cornette and told Cornette,
"I'm gonna get me some new teeth and court your ma."
That still makes me laugh.
Kevin
Larry Glaser
Seth Holmes wrote:
>
> D'oh wrote:
> >Could someone please refresh my memory. Who was the Shockmaster?
> >I remember when he fell through the wall, but I can't remember the
> >gimmic and why he was around.
>
> I'm pretty sure it was Cactus Jack in a sparkly Stormtrooper helmet
> (from Star Wars) and he was feuding with someone who had injured
> Cactus Jack. I remember Jesse Ventura making fun of him non-stop.
>
> Pro...@PRODIGY.COM
The shockmaster was avalanche-earthquake-shark-john tenta.
Chaz Clover
The funniest thing I ever saw was Pampiro Firpo, The Mad Bull of the
Pampas, filing his teeth with a jeweler's file!
--
Chaz Clover
"Welcome To Earth!" Will Smith
Linda Deugau
I always loved it when in Stampede they had a team called The Bowlers.
Their finisher was a double uppercut to the heads with their bowling
gloves. Ed Whalen always accused them of having those things loaded,
but they always said they didn't. Of course not, cause they were
metal reinforced gloves.(little metal patches on one side to keep the
wrist from turning when you throw the ball.)
Chris Deugau
Matt Neill
NO!! The shockmaster was Tugboat, and typhoon.
Brian Hardy
mb829
Heenan's commentary during the royal rumble that flair won a couple years ago. He would
get frantic when FLair would be close to elimination. When Piper came out and at first
was helping flair, heenan was like "Piper, I alsays liked him, that's not a skirt he
wears, it's a kilt." Then when he attacked Flair, Heenan started yelling "It's a skirt!
It's a skirt!"
laned...@aol.com
Anytime Steve McMichaels falls all over himself trying to do an actual
wrestling move. Stay away from those second turnbuckles Mongo!
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JDinan8271
Great thread! Here's mine...
This moment came at the first WCW house show I attended, back in
1990 at what-was-then called the Brendan Byrne Arena in New Jersey. The
match was a 6-man tag pitting Arn Anderson, Barry Windham, and Sid Vicious
against Paul Orndorff, Junkyard Dog, and El Gigante (This was during the
waning moments of the Horsemen-Dudes with Attitudes feud).
About three minutes into the match, JYD does his "crawling
headbutt" routine on Anderson. After the third headbutt, Anderson attempts
to slide feet-first out of the ring. Unfortunately, unbeknownst to Marty
Lunde himself, he kicks a member of the NJ Athletic Commission in the
face! (a member of the NJAC was sitting at a ringside table, along with
ring announcer Gary Michael Capetta and the timekeeper) The "watchdog"
promptly falls to the floor, landing on his head.
Meanwhile, Anderson continues to follow the script, walking behind
the table, screaming at the ref, etc. All of a sudden, the commission
member jumps in front of Anderson and starts screaming at him. Anderson
ignores him and tries to walk away. The watchdog then proceeds to push
Anderson! At this point, Capetta, the timekeeper, and Windham run to the
battling duo and separate them.
In the ring, Sid could be seen shaking his head in disbelief. The
three faces, desperate to move attention to inside the ring, start
clapping their hands.
You probably had to be there to see it, but it was funny!
James Dinan
JDina...@aol.com
Authorized User
Once and for all, it was tug-boat, typhoon
Brian Hardy <hard...@maroon.tc.umn.edu> wrote in article
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(3:16) Stone Cold Superstar
On Nwo Saturday night when the G man fought that KC guy, Nash and Hall
mentioned how KC's hair was blond and his eyebrows were black, Hall says:
He must dye his eyebrows... I was ROTF LMAO!!!
SCS3:16
Phreak88
It had to be Nitro 12/9 when Rick Flair cracked Piper up by doing that
chicken strut thing.. It looked like a genuine crackup.
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ArdenGuy
Most of the funny stuff nowadays is on NWO St Night. Which brings up a
point. When is the NWO going to get the entire show instead of 10
minutes. I hate sitting through Schiavone and Rhodes for 1.5 hours.
--
Dollywood Tom Zylkin
my demands:
-a singing debut
-Arn Anderson for World Champ
Some others are on the way......
me
the WWF and invited a pre-teen kid to bounce a basketbalball. if the kid
bounced it 20 times Ted would have gave him 1000 dollars. Virgil kicked
the ball when the kid reached 19. The expression on that kids face
walking back to his seat was priceless:). Midas to say no money for
that brat
Buzz Sawyer
me wrote:
> > the funniest moment was when the Million dollar man Teb Dibiase entered
> the WWF and invited a pre-teen kid to bounce a basketbalball. if the kid
> bounced it 20 times Ted would have gave him 1000 dollars. Virgil kicked
> the ball when the kid reached 19. The expression on that kids face
> walking back to his seat was priceless:). Midas to say no money for
> that brat
Whoa! I had blanked that one out for many years....I remember the kid
sobbing into his fat mother's bosom...that was definitely borderline
cruel....I seem to recall another one with a little kid trying to do
pushups for 500 dollars.....he failed, and I remember him looking at
DiBiase with absolute hatred and disdain. Does someone else remember
this?
Buzz
D.A.D. Rocks!!!!
Well, I haven't seen this one come across my newsreader, so I'll bring
it up...
Longtime fans may remember two teams from WCW around 1989-1990. One
was the Ding-Dongs : two masked guys who came to the ring with a bell,
which they would keep on ringing for no apparent reason. The other was
the monster team of Danny Spivey and Sid Vicious - the Skyscrapers.
As fate would have it, these two teams met on one TV show, in what may
have been one of the funniest squash matches in history. As a quick
aside, this was still during my megamark days, so I still didn't cheer
for many heels, if any at all.
So the Ding-Dongs came to the ring, with the bell, and the Skyscrapers
just *tore them to shreds*. The match couldn't have lasted more than a
minute before Sid scored the powerbomb and pin. What I LMAO at came
about ten seconds later, when Sid and Dan ripped off the masks of *both*
Ding-Dongs, sending them scurrying back to the locker room in what was
one of the most humiliating losses I had even seen.
Well... it was funny watching it... guess you had to be there... never
mind.
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With apologies to WanaFNMaker...
I hate Christmas, and so should you.