>Never put tofu on a Manwich. Ever.
Dude.
You needed somebody to TELL you this?
Here's a bigger hint: Never put tofu on ANYTHING.
Except yellow sauce. It might improve yellow sauce.
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Jeffrey W. Rogers
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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him to fish
and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
>On Fri, 13 Nov 1998 00:15:50 GMT, has...@newsguy.com (MD Hasty) wrote:
>
>>Never put tofu on a Manwich. Ever.
>
>Dude.
>
>You needed somebody to TELL you this?
>
No. You are assuming that it is *I* who made this mistake.
>Here's a bigger hint: Never put tofu on ANYTHING.
>Except yellow sauce. It might improve yellow sauce.
>
Being an Iowa native, I'm not going to get into a barbecue war.
"Barbecue," to an Iowan, means "covered with tomato soup." A couple
exceptions: Bill's Ribs in Mason City and Big Daddy's in Des Moines.
However, the non-kickassedness of tofu is hereby acknowledged.
You're crazy, chief.
What the hell^H^H^Heck are you eating a Manwich for?
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This is not one of them.
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Tofu blows...eat corn-fed meat like a real Iowan.
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>has...@newsguy.com wrote:
>>
>> Never put tofu on a Manwich. Ever.
>>
>
>
>You're crazy, chief.
>
>What the hell^H^H^Heck are you eating a Manwich for?
>
>
A. It was served to me.
B. My parents taught me to be polite.
C. I never really learned B., but I *was* hungry. Hungry enough
to eat not just a Manwich, but a pseudo-Manwich laden with unchoice
bits of something that looks and tastes like wet drywall.
> wet drywall.
I LOVE THESE THREADS!!!
1. Wet drywall
2. Coach Slocum
3. Ricky "Little Ricky" Williams
jim andrews
If Tofu ever gets anywhere near my home, the bodies of those responsible
will be stacked up like a cord of seasoned hickory.
That would be better than tofu.
($1 to the Donner party.)
>Today (Fri, 13 Nov 1998 02:34:25 GMT), the House Judiciary Committee
>released this testimony implicating jwro...@mindspring.com (Jeff
>Rogers):in the ever-deepening Lewinsky scandal:
>
>>On Fri, 13 Nov 1998 00:15:50 GMT, has...@newsguy.com (MD Hasty) wrote:
>>
>>>Never put tofu on a Manwich. Ever.
>>
>>Dude.
>>
>>You needed somebody to TELL you this?
>>
>
>No. You are assuming that it is *I* who made this mistake.
>
>>Here's a bigger hint: Never put tofu on ANYTHING.
>>Except yellow sauce. It might improve yellow sauce.
>>
>
>Being an Iowa native, I'm not going to get into a barbecue war.
>"Barbecue," to an Iowan, means "covered with tomato soup." A couple
>exceptions: Bill's Ribs in Mason City and Big Daddy's in Des Moines.
>
>However, the non-kickassedness of tofu is hereby acknowledged.
>
It cracks my ass up to see a well-learned clergyman use terms like
"non-kickassedness". His ass rools.
We should all recognize the godly kickassedness of Mark!
John Rogers
AU Class of 1985
weagl...@worldnet.att.net
Unfortunately this is true.
Steve Huntsman
math.nyu.edu/phd_students/huntsman/vandy.html
"God must hate the Sun Devils." -Greg Sumner
OH.
DEER.
LORED.
That's grosser than a English pub lamb curry.
Almost as bad as what dem northeners call "barbeque."
Dylan Wilbanks, just discovering the "tastiness" of that Donna girl on That
70's Show.