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MD Hasty

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Nov 13, 1998, 3:00:00 AM11/13/98
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Never put tofu on a Manwich. Ever.
Mark Hasty St Peter's/St Mark's LC
has...@newsguy.com ^My opinion, not theirs^
Falls City/Verdon, NE
IHOX: mythical national non-champions for 135 years.

Jeff Rogers

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On Fri, 13 Nov 1998 00:15:50 GMT, has...@newsguy.com (MD Hasty) wrote:

>Never put tofu on a Manwich. Ever.

Dude.

You needed somebody to TELL you this?

Here's a bigger hint: Never put tofu on ANYTHING.
Except yellow sauce. It might improve yellow sauce.

--
Jeffrey W. Rogers
http://jwrogers.home.mindspring.com/

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him to fish
and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.


MD Hasty

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Today (Fri, 13 Nov 1998 02:34:25 GMT), the House Judiciary Committee
released this testimony implicating jwro...@mindspring.com (Jeff
Rogers):in the ever-deepening Lewinsky scandal:

>On Fri, 13 Nov 1998 00:15:50 GMT, has...@newsguy.com (MD Hasty) wrote:
>
>>Never put tofu on a Manwich. Ever.
>
>Dude.
>
>You needed somebody to TELL you this?
>

No. You are assuming that it is *I* who made this mistake.

>Here's a bigger hint: Never put tofu on ANYTHING.
>Except yellow sauce. It might improve yellow sauce.
>

Being an Iowa native, I'm not going to get into a barbecue war.
"Barbecue," to an Iowan, means "covered with tomato soup." A couple
exceptions: Bill's Ribs in Mason City and Big Daddy's in Des Moines.

However, the non-kickassedness of tofu is hereby acknowledged.

aeroj...@my-dejanews.com

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has...@newsguy.com wrote:
>
> Never put tofu on a Manwich. Ever.
>


You're crazy, chief.

What the hell^H^H^Heck are you eating a Manwich for?


--
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This is not one of them.

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Jon Enslin

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Nov 13, 1998, 3:00:00 AM11/13/98
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MD Hasty wrote:
>
> Today (Fri, 13 Nov 1998 02:34:25 GMT), the House Judiciary Committee
> released this testimony implicating jwro...@mindspring.com (Jeff
> Rogers):in the ever-deepening Lewinsky scandal:
>
> >On Fri, 13 Nov 1998 00:15:50 GMT, has...@newsguy.com (MD Hasty) wrote:
> >
> >>Never put tofu on a Manwich. Ever.
> >
> >Dude.
> >
> >You needed somebody to TELL you this?
> >
>
> No. You are assuming that it is *I* who made this mistake.
>
> >Here's a bigger hint: Never put tofu on ANYTHING.
> >Except yellow sauce. It might improve yellow sauce.
> >
>
> Being an Iowa native, I'm not going to get into a barbecue war.
> "Barbecue," to an Iowan, means "covered with tomato soup." A couple
> exceptions: Bill's Ribs in Mason City and Big Daddy's in Des Moines.
>
> However, the non-kickassedness of tofu is hereby acknowledged.

Tofu blows...eat corn-fed meat like a real Iowan.

Jon

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ens...@uwwvax.uww.edu

MD Hasty

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Nov 13, 1998, 3:00:00 AM11/13/98
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Today (Fri, 13 Nov 1998 08:49:03 GMT), the House Judiciary Committee
released this testimony implicating aeroj...@my-dejanews.com:in the
ever-deepening Lewinsky scandal:

>has...@newsguy.com wrote:
>>
>> Never put tofu on a Manwich. Ever.
>>
>
>

>You're crazy, chief.
>
>What the hell^H^H^Heck are you eating a Manwich for?
>
>

A. It was served to me.
B. My parents taught me to be polite.
C. I never really learned B., but I *was* hungry. Hungry enough
to eat not just a Manwich, but a pseudo-Manwich laden with unchoice
bits of something that looks and tastes like wet drywall.

jim andrews

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Nov 13, 1998, 3:00:00 AM11/13/98
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MD Hasty wrote:

> wet drywall.


I LOVE THESE THREADS!!!

1. Wet drywall
2. Coach Slocum
3. Ricky "Little Ricky" Williams

jim andrews

David Barnes

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Nov 13, 1998, 3:00:00 AM11/13/98
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MD Hasty wrote in message <364b7a14...@enews.newsguy.com>...

>Never put tofu on a Manwich. Ever.
>Mark Hasty St Peter's/St Mark's LC
>has...@newsguy.com ^My opinion, not theirs^
> Falls City/Verdon, NE
>IHOX: mythical national non-champions for 135 years.

If Tofu ever gets anywhere near my home, the bodies of those responsible
will be stacked up like a cord of seasoned hickory.

Jeff Rogers

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Nov 13, 1998, 3:00:00 AM11/13/98
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That would be better than tofu.


($1 to the Donner party.)

J. Rogers

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Nov 14, 1998, 3:00:00 AM11/14/98
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On Fri, 13 Nov 1998 03:30:31 GMT, has...@newsguy.com (MD Hasty) was
strip-searched in Eclectic, AL for saying:

>Today (Fri, 13 Nov 1998 02:34:25 GMT), the House Judiciary Committee
>released this testimony implicating jwro...@mindspring.com (Jeff
>Rogers):in the ever-deepening Lewinsky scandal:
>
>>On Fri, 13 Nov 1998 00:15:50 GMT, has...@newsguy.com (MD Hasty) wrote:
>>

>>>Never put tofu on a Manwich. Ever.
>>

>>Dude.
>>
>>You needed somebody to TELL you this?
>>
>
>No. You are assuming that it is *I* who made this mistake.
>
>>Here's a bigger hint: Never put tofu on ANYTHING.
>>Except yellow sauce. It might improve yellow sauce.
>>
>
>Being an Iowa native, I'm not going to get into a barbecue war.
>"Barbecue," to an Iowan, means "covered with tomato soup." A couple
>exceptions: Bill's Ribs in Mason City and Big Daddy's in Des Moines.
>
>However, the non-kickassedness of tofu is hereby acknowledged.
>


It cracks my ass up to see a well-learned clergyman use terms like
"non-kickassedness". His ass rools.

We should all recognize the godly kickassedness of Mark!

John Rogers
AU Class of 1985
weagl...@worldnet.att.net

Steven Christopher Huntsman

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Nov 14, 1998, 3:00:00 AM11/14/98
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Jeff Rogers (jwro...@mindspring.com) wrote:
> On Fri, 13 Nov 1998 14:40:31 -0500, "David Barnes"
> <barn...@mindspring.com> wrote:
>
> >
> >MD Hasty wrote in message <364b7a14...@enews.newsguy.com>...
> >>Never put tofu on a Manwich. Ever.
> >>Mark Hasty St Peter's/St Mark's LC
> >>has...@newsguy.com ^My opinion, not theirs^
> >> Falls City/Verdon, NE
> >>IHOX: mythical national non-champions for 135 years.
> >
> >If Tofu ever gets anywhere near my home, the bodies of those responsible
> >will be stacked up like a cord of seasoned hickory.
>
> That would be better than tofu.
>
> ($1 to the Donner party.)

Unfortunately this is true.


Steve Huntsman
math.nyu.edu/phd_students/huntsman/vandy.html

"God must hate the Sun Devils." -Greg Sumner

koko...@my-dejanews.com

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Nov 16, 1998, 3:00:00 AM11/16/98
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In article <364b7a14...@enews.newsguy.com>,

has...@newsguy.com wrote:
> Never put tofu on a Manwich. Ever.

OH.

DEER.

LORED.

That's grosser than a English pub lamb curry.

Almost as bad as what dem northeners call "barbeque."

Dylan Wilbanks, just discovering the "tastiness" of that Donna girl on That
70's Show.

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