the intarweb
Jay Furr
able to find someplace where I could download a recording of "Ride of the
Valkyries" played by an all-girl kazoo orchestra.
--
"I wish people who had trouble communicating would just shut up."
-- Tom Lehrer
http://www.livejournal.com/users/jayfurr/
James Schrumpf
rage.
> The intarweb ain't all it's cracked up to be. If it were, I'd have
> been able to find someplace where I could download a recording of
> "Ride of the Valkyries" played by an all-girl kazoo orchestra.
>
This only proves that a recording of "Valkyries" by an all-girl kazoo
orchestra has never been made.
Otherwise, BitTorrent would have it.
--
------------------------------------------------------------------------
James Schrumpf http://www.hilltopper.net
We Must Protect this Couch!
Jay Furr
news:Xns9704D93FB4CB4ja...@216.196.97.142:
> Quiet, Jay Furr <jfurr-...@nospam-furrs.org> -- I'm transmitting
> rage.
>
>> The intarweb ain't all it's cracked up to be. If it were, I'd have
>> been able to find someplace where I could download a recording of
>> "Ride of the Valkyries" played by an all-girl kazoo orchestra.
>>
>
> This only proves that a recording of "Valkyries" by an all-girl kazoo
> orchestra has never been made.
How could there NOT have been? I mean, given all the billionaires we've
had on this planet over the decades, and NONE of them got loaded one
evening and said "you know, I could hire an all-girl kazoo orchestra to
play Wagner with my POCKET CHANGE"...?
I find that hard to believe.
John Rogers
like... your opinion man.
>James Schrumpf <jaspammen...@adelphia.nospamnet> wrote in
>news:Xns9704D93FB4CB4ja...@216.196.97.142:
>
>> Quiet, Jay Furr <jfurr-...@nospam-furrs.org> -- I'm transmitting
>> rage.
>>
>>> The intarweb ain't all it's cracked up to be. If it were, I'd have
>>> been able to find someplace where I could download a recording of
>>> "Ride of the Valkyries" played by an all-girl kazoo orchestra.
>>>
>>
>> This only proves that a recording of "Valkyries" by an all-girl kazoo
>> orchestra has never been made.
>
>How could there NOT have been? I mean, given all the billionaires we've
>had on this planet over the decades, and NONE of them got loaded one
>evening and said "you know, I could hire an all-girl kazoo orchestra to
>play Wagner with my POCKET CHANGE"...?
If I had a billion dolares *I* would hire an all-girl kazoo orchestra
to play Vaaaahgner.
And they'd all be Swedish.
And blonde.
And nekkid.
John Rogers
AU Class of 1985
The Al Del Greco of Atlanta
"I will choose a path thats clear.
I will choose free will."
James Schrumpf
> Yeah, Jay Furr <jfurr-...@nospam-furrs.org>, well... that's just
> like... your opinion man.
>
>>James Schrumpf <jaspammen...@adelphia.nospamnet> wrote in
>>news:Xns9704D93FB4CB4ja...@216.196.97.142:
>>
>>> Quiet, Jay Furr <jfurr-...@nospam-furrs.org> -- I'm transmitting
>>> rage.
>>>
>>>> The intarweb ain't all it's cracked up to be. If it were, I'd have
>>>> been able to find someplace where I could download a recording of
>>>> "Ride of the Valkyries" played by an all-girl kazoo orchestra.
>>>>
>>>
>>> This only proves that a recording of "Valkyries" by an all-girl kazoo
>>> orchestra has never been made.
>>
>>How could there NOT have been? I mean, given all the billionaires we've
>>had on this planet over the decades, and NONE of them got loaded one
>>evening and said "you know, I could hire an all-girl kazoo orchestra to
>>play Wagner with my POCKET CHANGE"...?
>
> If I had a billion dolares *I* would hire an all-girl kazoo orchestra
> to play Vaaaahgner.
>
> And they'd all be Swedish.
>
> And blonde.
>
> And nekkid.
>
Is this proof that all billionaires are gay?
Tony Rice
news:Xns9704D724A48...@216.168.3.44:
> Valkyries
There is a posting in korea.binaries.music that might fit the bill.
Sean S
> Yeah, Jay Furr <jfurr-...@nospam-furrs.org>, well... that's just
> like... your opinion man.
>
>>James Schrumpf <jaspammen...@adelphia.nospamnet> wrote in
>>news:Xns9704D93FB4CB4ja...@216.196.97.142:
>>
>>> Quiet, Jay Furr <jfurr-...@nospam-furrs.org> -- I'm transmitting
>>>[snip]
>>orchestra to play Wagner with my POCKET CHANGE"...?
>
> If I had a billion dolares *I* would hire an all-girl kazoo orchestra
> to play Vaaaahgner.
>
> And they'd all be Swedish.
>
> And blonde.
>
> And nekkid.
In fact, forget the kazoos.
($1 Bender)
Sean
>
> John Rogers
> AU Class of 1985
> The Al Del Greco of Atlanta
--
There is an old saying that if a million monkeys
typed on a million keyboards for a million years,
eventually all the works of Shakespeare would be produced.
Now, thanks to Usenet, we know this is not true.
Tony Lima
<jfurr-...@nospam-furrs.org> wrote:
>The intarweb ain't all it's cracked up to be. If it were, I'd have been
>able to find someplace where I could download a recording of "Ride of the
>Valkyries" played by an all-girl kazoo orchestra.
Your connection is lame. I found that in three clicks. -
Tony