The Original Lip Balm Article -- Mackovic = Yankee Girly Man (fwd)

[Glenn Tanner]

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From: Deke Arndt <dar...@ou.edu>
Newsgroups: rec.sport.football.college
Subject: Mackovic = Yankee Girly Man
Date: Mon, 30 Sep 1996 15:39:22 +0000
Organization: University of Oklahoma - God's Gift to College Football

I caught some of the UVa/Texas game Saturday night. During two of
Uva's ass-whooping sessions, the camera turned to the Texas sideline
and a presumably disgusted John Mackovic.

The first time, Mackovic was predictably bitching and moaning to one
or more of his assistants.

The second time, after a critical big play in the second half, the
UT coach was ACTUALLY APPLYING LIP BALM from one of those girly-man
little reservoirs.

It was classic. During the middle of a turning point in a physical,
muddy, rainy, game, the man was APPLYING LIP BALM from one of those
girly-man little reservoirs.

Do you think he drives up to a recruit's home and APPLIES LIP BALM
while talking up the UT football tradition?

I can picture the video room on a Sunday night. Seven or eight coaches
with spit cups and one girly-man APPLYING LIP BALM from one of those
girly-man little reservoirs.

You know, Bogart could take a drag off a cigarette and make it look
damn manly. Walt Garrison could appear masculine with a pinch between
his cheek and gum. But NOBODY can hide the girlish and Yankee-like
thought processes that contribute to a mid-game APPLICATION OF LIP BALM.

Deke
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[Jo Mama]

Glenn Tanner wrote in message ...
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Mooo!!!

26-24

later,
Jim