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Gary 'el goob' Smith

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Mar 30, 1994, 8:58:53 AM3/30/94
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[reprinted from today's Bryan Eagle, with appropriate editorial editing
as I saw fit]

A&M Athletic Director Wally Groff Tuesday announced that LSU had 'chickened'
out of the current football series. A&M will travel to Baton Rouge next
September to end the current series which began in 1986.

"They broke it with us," Groff said. "On Sept. 1, Joe Dean called me and
told me he wanted out of the four years remaining on our contract. I was
shocked. I told him we needed a comparable replacement. He said Nevada-Reno
would play, but I didn't feel that was comparable [ed note: I do].

"In December he sent me a fax that said they were definitely out for '96
thru '99. I faxed him back that we would not release them from the contract
until we find a comparable replacement."

Unless A&M releases it from the contract, LSU must pay a penalty clause of
$200,000 (half the guarantee) for each game.

"LSU wanted out of the game because they are a bunch of pansy-assed sissy-boys.
They also mumbled something about an already difficult schedule with the
expanded Southeastern Conference schedule but it's hard to understand them
cajuns when they start wimpering too much."

Chris Roberson

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Mar 31, 1994, 12:16:24 PM3/31/94
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In article <2nc0it$1...@tamsun.tamu.edu>, gws...@tamsun.tamu.edu (Gary 'el goob' Smith) writes:
[ Article Deleted .... ]

I really hate to see this series end. They started the series in '86
when I was a fish. We went down to tiggertown and got our butts waxed.
It was one of those games where Murray had problems distinguishing jersey
colors. There was an upside. One of the bars we visited had
nickel drinks after every tigger victory. That was my favorite
road trip during the five years I was in school.

I guess LSU faithfull (aka JJ) can count on one more win a year. Curly must
like playing Utah State better.

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Jeffrey L Nauss

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Apr 1, 1994, 8:37:33 AM4/1/94
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In article <CnJHB...@butch.lmsc.lockheed.com> c...@hpenv2.lad.lmsc.lockheed.com (Chris Roberson) writes:
>In article <2nc0it$1...@tamsun.tamu.edu>, gws...@tamsun.tamu.edu (Gary 'el goob' Smith) writes:
>[ Article Deleted .... ]
>
>I really hate to see this series end. They started the series in '86
>when I was a fish.

Maybe the current series. But A&M has been playing the tiggers since at
least 1973 (when I was a fish). I believe the series had been off and on for
a couple decades before that.

> We went down to tiggertown and got our butts waxed.
>It was one of those games where Murray had problems distinguishing jersey
>colors. There was an upside. One of the bars we visited had
>nickel drinks after every tigger victory. That was my favorite
>road trip during the five years I was in school.

^^^^^^^^^^

Kinda like me - did in five years what most people do in four. ;-)

BTW way for the record for all good Ag's out there:

Redeye 1
Never say die!

Ord,ord,ord,ord!

--
Jeff Nauss Texas A&M Class of '77
Department of Chemistry Gig 'em, Aggies!
University of Cincinnati

Anthony Moore

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Apr 8, 1994, 12:42:21 PM4/8/94
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You obviously don't remember the last four bowl games A&M
has played in and lost. LSU's schedule is indeed tougher than
A&M's and you'd better get use to losing because those Aggies
are gonna have their ASSes handed to them by those POWERHOUSE
teams from the BIG EIGHT.

Gag'em Aggies,
T-Bone

Richard 'T-Bone' Burton

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Apr 8, 1994, 2:29:25 PM4/8/94
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Anthony Moore writes

What's this?!?!?! Somebody is trying to post disguised me, and he's doing a
pretty poor job of it to boot! Doesn't include my organization, nor my
account and name in From:, and the ears don't stick out from his head far
enough. Looks nothing like me, then turns around, uses my name, and tries to
destroy my integrity (quit snickering, Saunders) by defending LSU, home of
that known duckshagger R*y N*varre. This means war, and I've never been so
stupid as to bring a pocket knife to a cannon duel.

T-Bone
(That's the real T-Bone)

(Oh, well, I guess T-Bone Walker is the real T-Bone, but you know what I
mean)

CJohn Mace

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Apr 8, 1994, 4:48:41 PM4/8/94
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I believe we are 3-1 in our last 4 bowls, and as for the last
3, can you please post all of the teams that have played
Notre Dame twice and FSU once in the last 3 years and their
respective records against them?

>Gag'em Aggies,
>T-Bone


cmuck (and another thing... we were only 13 pts from being
2-1 in the last three bowls)

ps- as for the big-8 schools, I think A&M will do what they
traditionally do... Lose the first couple, then
figure teams out, and then play much better. Good
thing we have Oklahoma on the schedule a couple of
years before the conference begins play.

Anthony Moore

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Apr 8, 1994, 5:32:38 PM4/8/94
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Dream on Turkey......You only think you are the real T-Bone (more like
meaty bone). I might add you think quite highly of yourself, you IMPOSTER.
Let's take a look at both institutions (sport by sport) and you tell
me who is better.

T-Bone Moore
(the real deal, nothing artificial)

Richard 'T-Bone' Burton

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Apr 9, 1994, 6:00:48 PM4/9/94
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Anthony Moore writes

>
> Dream on Turkey......You only think you are the real T-Bone (more like
> meaty bone). I might add you think quite highly of yourself, you IMPOSTER.
> Let's take a look at both institutions (sport by sport) and you tell
> me who is better.
>
> T-Bone Moore
> (the real deal, nothing artificial)

Look, Bayou Bungle, I'll have you know that I've had this nickname for over
half my life, going back to a band I was once in. I didn't assign this
nickname to myself in a vain attempt to try to make my snivelling little self
seem cooler on an international medium than the cretinous little git everyone
perceives. I got this nickname from a friend (Cliff can look that up in his
electronic dictionary for you) in a blues band because I was (and still am) a
huge fan of T-Bone Walker. How did you get the name, by sitting on the bell
of a trombone and begging your boyfriend to play it?

Let me just state for the record that I have absolutely no feelings outside
of contempt for any Aggie school, be it TAMU, OkSU, or Purdue University and
Dungheaps, Inc. The only school that you mentioned in any form in you
original post with which I have any sort of affinity is Colorado, and only
because I was in grad school there long enough to get my master's and get out
before it was my turn to lick Bill McCartney's feet. As for Like Show Up, I
promise I will become a fan of that school as soon as they get a basketball
coach who can tell the difference between Meteor Crater, AZ, and the space
between his gluteous maximi.

As for thinking highly of myself, taking into account my MS in stellar
astrophysics, I do think that I have above average intelligence, but if you
are implying for one second that I am as pompous or as filled with hubris as
a Notre Dame fan, you could do me a favor by reaching between your legs,
grabbing your ears, and giving a hard pull.

T-Bone, the one we all know and despise. (Accept no substitutes.)

Gary 'el goob' Smith

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Apr 10, 1994, 4:03:34 PM4/10/94
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In article <2o78ig$6...@paperboy.gsfc.nasa.gov>,
Richard 'T-Bone' Burton <bur...@lobster.gsfc.nasa.gov> wrote:
->Look, Bayou Bungle, I'll have you know that I've had this nickname for over
->half my life, going back to a band I was once in. I didn't assign this
->nickname to myself in a vain attempt to try to make my snivelling little self
->seem cooler on an international medium than the cretinous little git everyone
->perceives. I got this nickname from a friend (Cliff can look that up in his
->electronic dictionary for you) in a blues band because I was (and still am) a
->huge fan of T-Bone Walker. How did you get the name, by sitting on the bell
->of a trombone and begging your boyfriend to play it?
->
->Let me just state for the record that I have absolutely no feelings outside
->of contempt for any Aggie school, be it TAMU, OkSU, or Purdue University and
->Dungheaps, Inc. The only school that you mentioned in any form in you
->original post with which I have any sort of affinity is Colorado, and only
->because I was in grad school there long enough to get my master's and get out
->before it was my turn to lick Bill McCartney's feet. As for Like Show Up, I
->promise I will become a fan of that school as soon as they get a basketball
->coach who can tell the difference between Meteor Crater, AZ, and the space
->between his gluteous maximi.
->
->As for thinking highly of myself, taking into account my MS in stellar
->astrophysics, I do think that I have above average intelligence, but if you
->are implying for one second that I am as pompous or as filled with hubris as
->a Notre Dame fan, you could do me a favor by reaching between your legs,
->grabbing your ears, and giving a hard pull.
->
->T-Bone, the one we all know and despise. (Accept no substitutes.)


Best post I've read in months. Ahh, T-Bone is back.


- goober (the tears of joy) smith

Scott D. Davis

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Apr 11, 1994, 11:05:10 AM4/11/94
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Is that the original or extra crispy T-Bone?
--
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(uucp: ...!rutgers!depot!mccall!scott) 615 McCall Road
(800)255-2762, in Kansas (913)776-4041 Manhattan, KS 66502, USA

Anthony Moore

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Apr 11, 1994, 5:07:36 PM4/11/94
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You wuss....Need I remind you of the COWARDLY apology note you wrote
to me which I have right in front of me. However, I will not post it because
I don't want to embarrass you in front of your electronic friends. Furthermore
any sissy who plays in the band obviously obtained their nickname from kissing
on somebody's T-bone (hence the name T-bone...bone in your throat)

T-Bone Moore ( It Takes a Nation of Millions)

Cliff Slaughterbeck

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Apr 11, 1994, 6:07:40 PM4/11/94
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Richard 'T-Bone' Burton <bur...@lobster.gsfc.nasa.gov> wrote:
>Look, Bayou Bungle, I'll have you know that I've had this nickname for over
>half my life, going back to a band I was once in. I didn't assign this
>nickname to in a vain attempt to try to make my snivelling little self
>seem cooler on an internat'l medium than the cretinous little git everyone
>perceives. I got this nickname from a friend (Cliff can look that up in his
>electronic dictionary for you) in a blues band because I was (and still am) a
>huge fan of T-Bone Walker. How did you get the name, by sitting on the bell
>of a trombone and begging your boyfriend to play it?
>

Friend - A member of a Christian Sect that stresses Inner Light,
rejects the sacraments and an ordained ministry, and opposes war --
called also a Quaker. Or is that what you had in mind?

>T-Bone, the one we all know and despise. (Accept no substitutes.)

Cliff "I listened to Chess's The great Bluesmen before I came in
today..." S.

--
Cliff Slaughterbeck | c...@u.washington.edu
Dept. of Physics, FM-15 | -------------------------------------
University of Washington | Just another piece of roadkill on the
Seattle, WA 98195 | information superhighway [sic].

Brian Saunders

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Apr 11, 1994, 6:45:32 PM4/11/94
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In article <2oce6o$b...@crchh49.bnr.ca> aam...@bnr.ca (Anthony Moore writes:
>
>You wuss....Need I remind you of the COWARDLY apology note you wrote
>to me which I have right in front of me. However, I will not post it because
>I don't want to embarrass you in front of your electronic friends. Furthermore
>any sissy who plays in the band obviously obtained their nickname from kissing
>on somebody's T-bone (hence the name T-bone...bone in your throat)

>T-Bone Moore ( It Takes a Nation of Millions)

Are you really that big a moron? What in his post made you think he was in
a college band? Did you ever consider it was a blues band? Do you even
know who T-Bone Walker is?

You're a dork, Anthony Moore, and on top of that, a retarded one.
--

Brian Saunders saun...@castor.che.wisc.edu

David Swanger

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Apr 12, 1994, 6:55:01 AM4/12/94
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Guys, please. I've talked this over with T-Bone Magee, T-Bone Mitchell,
T-Bone Wicks, T-Bone Mitgard (Jawohl, Mein Heir!), T-Bone Clyde, T-Bone
Money, T-Bone Goober, T-Bone Moricle, T-Bone Walters, T-Bone Andex, and
T-Bone Swanger (hey, that's me!) and we've decided we've had enough of
this childish bickering. You will please focus all childish bickering in
the future to such subjects as SEC Football, sweet tea and why Stanford
Sucks.

Bonus T-Bone Trivia Question: What was unique about how T-Bone Walker
held his guitar when he played?

--
David "T-Bone" Swanger University Computing Auburn University, AL
swa...@mail.auburn.edu

"The eagle flies on friday, saturday I go out to play..."

Richard 'T-Bone' Burton

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Apr 12, 1994, 9:28:37 AM4/12/94
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Mr. Moore -

Well, how very nice. I send you e-mail to make sure that you do not get your
feelings pureed by my rapier-sharp wit and you turn around and attempt
electronic blackmail. What kind of a worm are you? And isn't there a postion
for you in the government? (Senator comes to mind...)

I would also like to inform you that I played in a blues band, not a marching
band. I hate those losers in marching bands, thinking they are so cool but
not realizing how pathetic they really are. (NOTE: FAMU's band is not
included in this category, but they are a very rare exception.) The only
thing impressive about the tOSU marching band is that, collectively, they can
spell "Ohio". This is more than their football team can do, especially now
that Robert Smith is gone. The only possible good thing about being in a
marching band is the one-in-a-million chance that a psychotic sexless
man-woman in powder blue tights and a note-spangled jacket will visit you in
the middle of the night. At this point you can strangle him/her/it. [Hello,
fellow MSTies.]

Anyway, for the record, the band's name was my second alltime favorite name:
Pontias Pilate and the Nail-Drivin' Five. People who graduated from Indiana
in the late eighties will probably remember the best band name of all time:
Jiff and the Choosy Mothers.

T-Bone Burton (Accept No Prosti - er, Substitutes)
"He's so perky! Kill her." - Crow T Robot

Richard 'T-Bone' Burton

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Apr 12, 1994, 10:02:10 AM4/12/94
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Stuart Neal writes
> (Brian Saunders) writes:
>
> ->Are you really that big a moron? ... Do you even
> ->know who T-Bone Walker is?
>
> Well, I must admit I don't, even though the name does ring a bell
> (so sue me). But what I wanna know is: how did *he* get that
> nickname?

You'll have to excuse Brian; he discovered that he likes to sit naked on cold
linoleum while looking at pictures of Oski wearing filmy lingerie. He hasn't
been the same since. Anyway, Aaron Walker's middle name was "Thibeaux". I got
it because "I'm a big fan".

T-Bone
"Women are a lot like screen doors. You gotta bang 'em a few times to loosen
'em up." - Dave "the King" Wilson

Stuart Neal

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Apr 12, 1994, 10:02:13 AM4/12/94
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(Brian Saunders) writes:

->Are you really that big a moron? ... Do you even
->know who T-Bone Walker is?

Well, I must admit I don't, even though the name does ring a bell
(so sue me). But what I wanna know is: how did *he* get that
nickname?

_____________________________________________________________________________
Stuart Neal - ne...@meglos.mdcorp.ksc.nasa.gov. Who said I had any opinions?
GO M*GIC!!! "So here's to me, the drinks are free, 'cause I just bought
GO GATORS! this bar!" - Stan Ridgway, "I Wanna Be A Boss"

anthony_moore

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Apr 12, 1994, 11:35:44 AM4/12/94
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Brian,

You really shouldn't call people names when you don't know them that well.
As far as I know your mother and grandmother are dorks but I would not
call them that because I don't know them that well. You are a fu*king pussy,
Brian. Richard and I have resolved our differences, why can't you leave
well enough alone? Anyway, the purpose of this medium is to discuss college
football, could we please stick to that?

T-Bone Moore

Nyarlathotep

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Apr 12, 1994, 12:21:43 PM4/12/94
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In article <2ocjuc$p...@news.doit.wisc.edu> saun...@castor.che.wisc.edu (Brian Saunders) writes:
>You're a dork, Anthony Moore, and on top of that, a retarded one.
>Brian Saunders saun...@castor.che.wisc.edu

Brian!?!!? I can see you have been spending too much ime on the
basketball board haven't you? ;)


BTW Boilerweenie, Leron Williams committed Florida at 8am today. :)

John

UNC, Syracuse, Kentucky, Indiana & UConn what do these schools have in common?
ALL of them finished BELOW Florida in BASKETBALL! Oh My!

Brian Saunders

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Apr 12, 1994, 1:43:59 PM4/12/94
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In article <2oef4g$p...@crchh393.bnr.ca>, Anthony Moore wrote:

> You really shouldn't call people names when you don't know them that well.

Why not? All I needed to know is that you made a pretty stupid post, and I
responded to it. The fact that you made about 2 or 3 incorrect assumptions
about Mr. Burton made you a dork. The fact that you posted that
inflammatory message after he tried to resolve things by email makes you a
retarded dork.

> You are a fu*king pussy, Brian.

On the other hand, you have little evidence to back this up. Do you know
anybody that has met me?

A "pussy" is somebody who has to post something through Canada when they
are located in Texas. :^)

> Richard and I have resolved our differences, why can't you leave
> well enough alone?

You hadn't by the time I had responded. I probably should have left well
enough alone, but I call 'em like I see 'em, and you posted something
pretty stupid.

> Anyway, the purpose of this medium is to discuss college
> football, could we please stick to that?

Oh, gee - like 1/10 of the posts here concern college football. Get real.
:^)

[unnnecessarily quoted material deleted]

By the way, I also think that you should learn to use your editor.

--
Brian Saunders saun...@castor.che.wisc.edu

Brian Saunders

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Apr 12, 1994, 3:22:11 PM4/12/94
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In article <2oeqlv$s...@crchh393.bnr.ca> T-BONE MOORE writes:

>I would like to call a truce to this madness and talk about something
>meaningful.

Yes, I can make friends. :^) However, many will question whether or not my
football discussion is meaningful.

>How are the Badgers looking this year? You are a Badger fan, Right?

Well, with most of their offensive starters back, and a good part of the
defense back, they should look very good. Unfortunately, along with that
comes high expecatations, and with road games at Colorado, Ohio State, and
Michigan, it will be hard to match last season's performance.

Wisconsin is having a hard time filling the FB spot vacated by Mark
Montgomery, but there are some pretty decent players that are giving the
position a shot. In addition, there has been experimentation with using a
2 tailback set with both Fletcher and Moss.

Sophomore tailback Carl McCullogh has looked very impressive in spring
practice.
--

Brian Saunders saun...@luther.che.wisc.edu

CURLEY FISHER

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Apr 12, 1994, 4:56:02 PM4/12/94
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YOUR BOTH A COUPLE OF PUDNOCKERS. I'M THE REAL T-BONE!!!


T-BONE FISHER

Scott D. Davis

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Apr 12, 1994, 4:57:13 PM4/12/94
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In article <2oeug8$h...@snoopy.cis.ufl.edu>, j...@beach.cis.ufl.edu (Nyarlathotep) writes:
>In article sc...@mccall.com (Scott D. Davis) writes:

>>In article j...@beach.cis.ufl.edu (Nyarlathotep) writes:
>>>BTW Boilerweenie, Leron Williams committed Florida at 8am today. :)
>>>
>>I knew UF was a bit crazy, but to have the whole university
>>put into a mentally challenged institution?!!! Basketball
>>success must have been too much for them to handle.
>
> Scott! That was great! This is the only kind of grammar flame that is
> acceptable! I am still chuckling.
>
Flame? What flame?!! I thought you were serious. Aha! Now
I get it, you're from UF and are part of this commitment.
Damn Gators are now fishing - and I didn't think they used bait.

an...@maple.circa.ufl.edu

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Apr 12, 1994, 8:39:02 PM4/12/94
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(Richard 'T-Bone' Burton) writes:

<>Mr. Moore -
<>
<>Well, how very nice. I send you e-mail to make sure that you do not get your
<>feelings pureed by my rapier-sharp wit

Is that rapier or rapider? Razor? Reznor?

You aren't seething are you?

<>I would also like to inform you that I played in a blues band, not a marching
<>band. I hate those losers in marching bands, thinking they are so cool but
<>not realizing how pathetic they really are. (NOTE: FAMU's band is not
<>included in this category, but they are a very rare exception.)

Although I do not play in a marching band, I feel compelled that not all
marching band members are loozers.

<>Anyway, for the record, the band's name was my second alltime favorite name:
<>Pontias Pilate and the Nail-Drivin' Five. People who graduated from Indiana
<>in the late eighties will probably remember the best band name of all time:
<>Jiff and the Choosy Mothers.

Scrump-dilly-icious.

<>T-Bone Burton (Accept No Prosti - er, Substitutes)
<>"He's so perky! Kill her." - Crow T Robot

"Travel Scrabble, anyone?" - Pestilence (or was it Famine?)

T-Bony D

an...@maple.circa.ufl.edu

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Apr 12, 1994, 8:54:10 PM4/12/94
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(Richard 'T-Bone' Burton) writes:

<>You'll have to excuse Brian; he discovered that he likes to sit naked on cold
<>linoleum while looking at pictures of Oski wearing filmy lingerie. He hasn't
<>been the same since.

I bet it was the bad influences from r.s.bb.c. that did it. I don't
suppose you'd be willing to let the rest of us in on the bizarre in-joke
that you keep mentioning in reference to Big Bri.

Tony D


an...@maple.circa.ufl.edu

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Apr 12, 1994, 8:56:58 PM4/12/94
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(Nyarlathotep) writes:

<>BTW Boilerweenie, Leron Williams committed Florida at 8am today. :)

About time I got some GOOD news today.

Tony D


an...@maple.circa.ufl.edu

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Apr 12, 1994, 9:03:23 PM4/12/94
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In article <2oeqlv$s...@crchh393.bnr.ca>, T-BONE MOORE writes:

<>Brian,
<>
<>I will not allow myself to continue to communicate to someone who
<>only wants to make more trouble. If I offended you by any of my comments
<>let me point out that those were reactions to the horrible things
<>said about me by you and your comrades. This was my first
<>attempt at joining this forum and I must say that you guys can be very
<>cruel. But I guess that comes with the territory.

Aaarrggghhh! No fair! You caught us during "Act like a rsbbc poster week"!

<>So if it is Okay with you Mr. Saunders, I would like to


<>call a truce to this madness and talk about something meaningful.

<>How are the Badgers looking this year? You are a Badger fan, Right?

Famous last words. I'm gettin' outta here before the whole place goes up.

Tony D

Richard 'T-Bone' Burton

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Apr 12, 1994, 9:12:31 AM4/12/94
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David Swanger writes

> Bonus T-Bone Trivia Question: What was unique about how T-Bone Walker
> held his guitar when he played?

He used his feet.

T-Bone

billyonesock

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Apr 13, 1994, 2:19:08 AM4/13/94
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T-bone> He used his feet.

True????

--
billyonesock
pan...@opsmaster.msfc.nasa.gov

Richard 'T-Bone' Burton

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Apr 12, 1994, 2:32:04 PM4/12/94
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Nyarlathotep writes

> In article <2ocjuc$p...@news.doit.wisc.edu> saun...@castor.che.wisc.edu
(Brian Saunders) writes:
> >You're a dork, Anthony Moore, and on top of that, a retarded one.
> >Brian Saunders saun...@castor.che.wisc.edu
>
> Brian!?!!? I can see you have been spending too much ime on the
> basketball board haven't you? ;)

Actually, he's been spending too much time cruising the local daycare centers
with Oski.

T-Bone (Accept No Destitu - er, Substitute)

t-bone_moore

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Apr 12, 1994, 2:52:47 PM4/12/94
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Brian,

I will not allow myself to continue to communicate to someone who
only wants to make more trouble. If I offended you by any of my comments
let me point out that those were reactions to the horrible things
said about me by you and your comrades. This was my first
attempt at joining this forum and I must say that you guys can be very
cruel. But I guess that comes with the territory.

As for your comment concerning my posting something through Cananda that
is because I work for a Canadian company and I have no control over how
my articles are routed. And I didn't make any assumptions about Mr. Burton, he
made some about me to which I replied. So if it is Okay with you Mr. Saunders,

I would like to call a truce to this madness and talk about something meaningful.
How are the Badgers looking this year? You are a Badger fan, Right?

T-Bone Moore

In article <saunders-1...@caspar.che.wisc.edu>, saun...@castor.che.wisc.edu (Brian Saunders) writes:
|> In article <2oef4g$p...@crchh393.bnr.ca>, Anthony Moore wrote:
|>
|> > You really shouldn't call people names when you don't know them that well.
|>
|> Why not? All I needed to know is that you made a pretty stupid post, and I
|> responded to it. The fact that you made about 2 or 3 incorrect assumptions
|> about Mr. Burton made you a dork. The fact that you posted that
|> inflammatory message after he tried to resolve things by email makes you a
|> retarded dork.
|>
|> > You are a fu*king pussy, Brian.
|>
|> On the other hand, you have little evidence to back this up. Do you know
|> anybody that has met me?
|>
|> A "pussy" is somebody who has to post something through Canada when they
|> are located in Texas. :^)
|>
|> > Richard and I have resolved our differences, why can't you leave
|> > wel
|>

|> You hadn't by the time I had responded. I probably should have left well
|> enough alone, but I call 'em like I see 'em, and you posted something
|> pretty stupid.
|>
|> > Anyway, the purpose of this medium is to discuss college
|> > football, could we please stick to that?
|>
|> Oh, gee - like 1/10 of the posts here concern college football. Get real.
|> :^)
|>
|> [unnnecessarily quoted material deleted]
|>
|> By the way, I also think that

|> Brian Saunders saun...@castor.che.wisc.ed

Scott D. Davis

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In article <2oehqn$e...@snoopy.cis.ufl.edu>, j...@beach.cis.ufl.edu (Nyarlathotep) writes:
>BTW Boilerweenie, Leron Williams committed Florida at 8am today. :)
>
I knew UF was a bit crazy, but to have the whole university
put into a mentally challenged institution?!!! Basketball
success must have been too much for them to handle.

Nyarlathotep

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In article <1994Apr1...@mccall.com> sc...@mccall.com (Scott D. Davis) writes:
>In article <2oehqn$e...@snoopy.cis.ufl.edu>, j...@beach.cis.ufl.edu (Nyarlathotep) writes:
>>BTW Boilerweenie, Leron Williams committed Florida at 8am today. :)
>>
>I knew UF was a bit crazy, but to have the whole university
>put into a mentally challenged institution?!!! Basketball
>success must have been too much for them to handle.

Scott! That was great! This is the only kind of grammar flame that is

acceptable! I am still chuckling.




John

#4 Football, #4 Basketball, #16 Baseball
And we used to be just a swimming school.

Nyarlathotep

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In article <2oepf4$r...@paperboy.gsfc.nasa.gov> bur...@lobster.gsfc.nasa.gov writes:
>Actually, he's been spending too much time cruising the local daycare centers
>with Oski.


Yo T! Take two valiums and put Brian in your KILL file eh? Save your
blood pressure. :)

Richard 'T-Bone' Burton

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CURLEY FISHER writes

> YOUR BOTH A COUPLE OF PUDNOCKERS. I'M THE REAL T-BONE!!!
>
> T-BONE FISHER

I'm T-Bone and so's my wife!

Kevin Hynes

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In article <2oesd3$1...@news.doit.wisc.edu>, saun...@luther.che.wisc.edu (Brian Saunders) writes:
|> In article <2oeqlv$s...@crchh393.bnr.ca> T-BONE MOORE writes:
|>
|> >I would like to call a truce to this madness and talk about something
|> >meaningful.
|>
|> Yes, I can make friends. :^)
|> --
|>
|> Brian Saunders saun...@luther.che.wisc.edu


Oh, I think I'm gonna puke. Oh well, it was fun while it lasted.
Thanks, guys.

T-Bone Hynes
hy...@chekov.orl.mmc.com

Brian Saunders

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In article <2oh2n6$o...@theopolis.orl.mmc.com>, hy...@chekov.orl.mmc.com
(Kevin Hynes) wrote:

> Oh, I think I'm gonna puke. Oh well, it was fun while it lasted.
> Thanks, guys.

Sorry, Kevin, but I'm just not mean enough to throw punches at an opponent
who has put his fists down. I'm only good for the reactionary stuff, I'm
afraid. The phrase "stimulus - response" comes to mind...

--
Brian Saunders saun...@castor.che.wisc.edu

David Swanger

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billyonesock (pan...@opsmaster.msfc.nasa.gov) wrote:

: T-bone> He used his feet.

: True????

No, that was Jerry Lee Lewis. T-Bone Walker played his guitar
right-handed (not unusual), but he also slung his guitar strap over his
right shoulder (a little odd and off-balance looking for a right handed
player).

I saw a program on PBS in the early 70s that featured BB King and T-Bone
Walker. T-Bone was old as hell, but I got into it. BB was still fairly
young then and he smoked (or, so I thought at the time...)

Both men, btw, were staunch SEC football fans and pulled for Auburn, Miss
St, LSU, Florida and bama (in that order).

;-) (just kidding, there's no way in hell they'd pull for bama...)

--
David Swanger University Computing Auburn University, AL
swa...@mail.auburn.edu

Cliff Slaughterbeck

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But Tuesday's just as bad...

--
Cliff Slaughterbeck | c...@u.washington.edu
Dept. of Physics, FM-15 | -------------------------------------
University of Washington | Just another piece of roadkill on the
Seattle, WA 98195 | information superhighway [sic].

Cliff Slaughterbeck

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Apr 14, 1994, 7:14:31 PM4/14/94
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In article <Co7LH...@mail.auburn.edu>, David Swanger <swanger@peking> wrote:

>I saw a program on PBS in the early 70s that featured BB King and T-Bone
>Walker. T-Bone was old as hell, but I got into it. BB was still fairly
>young then and he smoked (or, so I thought at the time...)
>
>Both men, btw, were staunch SEC football fans and pulled for Auburn, Miss
>St, LSU, Florida and bama (in that order).

>;-) (just kidding, there's no way in hell they'd pull for bama...)

Now Swangman, you better be careful here. I beleive that T-Bone
Walker was from Texas. He might even have been an Aggie fan. :-(

As for BB King, isn't his blues club in Memphis?

Richard 'T-Bone' Burton

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Apr 15, 1994, 8:04:34 AM4/15/94
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Cliff Slaughterbeck writes

> In article <Co7LH...@mail.auburn.edu>, David Swanger <swanger@peking>
wrote:
> >I saw a program on PBS in the early 70s that featured BB King and T-Bone
> >Walker. T-Bone was old as hell, but I got into it. BB was still fairly
> >young then and he smoked (or, so I thought at the time...)
> >
> >Both men, btw, were staunch SEC football fans and pulled for Auburn, Miss
> >St, LSU, Florida and bama (in that order).
>
> >;-) (just kidding, there's no way in hell they'd pull for bama...)
>
> Now Swangman, you better be careful here. I beleive that T-Bone
> Walker was from Texas.

Yep. He grew up helping lead Blind Lemon Jefferson around.

> He might even have been an Aggie fan. :-(

The man who was on _The_Original_American_Folk_Blues_Festival_ with Willie
Dixon, Memphis Slim, John Lee Hooker, et al an AGGIE FAN? I thought T-Bone
was always smarter than that.



> As for BB King, isn't his blues club in Memphis?

Yep, down on Beale Street. It's good to see Beale Street as an economically
viable institution, but they had to yuppify it too much for my taste.

T-Bone (Accept No Prosti - er, Substitute)
"No, you are; I'm gonna set the garage on fire." - Arnie Whiskey

Rick Grisham

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David Swanger (swanger@peking) wrote:

: Guys, please. I've talked this over with T-Bone Magee, T-Bone Mitchell,
: T-Bone Wicks, T-Bone Mitgard (Jawohl, Mein Heir!), T-Bone Clyde, T-Bone
: Money, T-Bone Goober, T-Bone Moricle, T-Bone Walters, T-Bone Andex, and
: T-Bone Swanger (hey, that's me!) and we've decided we've had enough of
: this childish bickering. You will please focus all childish bickering in
: the future to such subjects as SEC Football, sweet tea and why Stanford
: Sucks.

: Bonus T-Bone Trivia Question: What was unique about how T-Bone Walker

: held his guitar when he played?

: --
: David "T-Bone" Swanger University Computing Auburn University, AL
: swa...@mail.auburn.edu

: "The eagle flies on friday, saturday I go out to play..."

The best version of "Stormy Monday" was done by the Allman Brothers
on "Live at the Fillmore"

--
________________________________________
| Rick Grisham {Ri...@Sugar.Neosoft.Com}
| Houston, Texas
|
| "The Jungle is dark, Willy, but full of gold." - brother of Willy Loman.
__________________________________________________________________________

Richard 'T-Bone' Burton

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Rick Grisham writes

> The best version of "Stormy Monday" was done by the Allman Brothers
> on "Live at the Fillmore"

Blasphemy! Kill the unbeliever!

Oh, well, maybe not "kill"; I mean, at least he isn't a Notre Damer.

T-Bone
"...blues, which is black music played by white people" - Eric Idle, _The
Rutles_

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