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Brett Linder, Alaska Ultimate

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thefan

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May 13, 2008, 10:17:08 AM5/13/08
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Need to get in touch with Brett or anyone from Alaska ultimate

Thanks

The Fan

DikEar

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May 13, 2008, 11:45:16 AM5/13/08
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I was really hoping this was going to be a callahan hype post ...

sideline

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May 13, 2008, 12:16:41 PM5/13/08
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On May 13, 10:45 am, DikEar <dikinyer...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> I was really hoping this was going to be a callahan hype post ...
>

I heard Brett Linder can huck clear over Mount McKinley, and once
skyed a Kodiak bear. Is this true?

george...@gmail.com

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May 13, 2008, 12:44:35 PM5/13/08
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I think Brett's direct email is broth...@yahoo.com

If you're looking for contacts for AK ultimate, try:

http://anchorageultimate.org/

http://sports.groups.yahoo.com/group/anchorageultimate/messages

http://www.anchorageultimate.org/phpBB3/

If you're looking for info about the JAM, email Cade at:
saxa...@yahoo.fr

thefan

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May 13, 2008, 1:14:04 PM5/13/08
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On May 13, 11:16 am, sideline <sidelineheck...@yahoo.com> wrote:

> I heard Brett Linder can huck clear over Mount McKinley, and once
> skyed a Kodiak bear.  Is this true?


all true. the bear called a foul though and sent the disc back.
compared to Brett Linder, Kodiak Bears are a bunch of little bitches.
he is also known to drink vats of Kiltlifter from Denali and regularly
d's up the Moose on underneath cuts. He also once outran a grey wolf
and likes to cool off by swimming from iceberg to iceberg in the North
Pacific.

everything is tougher in alaska.


jeffy...@yahoo.com

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May 13, 2008, 2:01:35 PM5/13/08
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I'm picturing a remake of "Mystery Alaska" in which Sockeye has to
travel up to face Brett Linder's ragtag Ultimate team in the dead of
winter for a publicity op. Alaska Ultimate, awed by the sophistocated
look of Sockeye, is still able to scrap together and play a close
game, until Linder's final huck as the hard cap goes on is D'd out of
bounds. However, they have earned Sockeye's respect, and a couple of
Alaska's younger players are invited to try out for Sockeye's B team.

thefan

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May 14, 2008, 9:54:19 AM5/14/08
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On May 13, 1:01 pm, jeffyg9...@yahoo.com wrote:

> game, until Linder's final huck as the hard cap goes on is D'd out of


yeah, right. Linders huck gets D'd up.

is this a science fiction film?

Drew Cason

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May 14, 2008, 1:15:34 PM5/14/08
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Comedy, surely

Drew Cason

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May 14, 2008, 1:15:47 PM5/14/08
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On May 14, 5:54 am, thefan <jimmyholtz...@yahoo.com> wrote:

Comedy, surely

joshua...@gmail.com

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May 14, 2008, 2:01:36 PM5/14/08
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Allow me to fill in:

Grizzled ex-elite player and known Alaskan Assassin, Willcatt Wilson
is talked into coaching the rag-tag bunch. "Catt" sees the charade as
an exhibition that could turn out to be seriously demoralizing to a
town that has lived and breathed ultimate for decades.

For fear that the rest of the nation would come to see their
traditional "Sunday Game" as a mere low-level pickup game, Catt
recruits cagey veteran Linders to be his assistant coach. Linders, at
first taken aback by the notion that he is no longer a star player
eventually succumbs to his role, knowing that being Catt's eyes and
ears is the best way he can help the team.

The team picks up youngster Scottie BeauKitt to fill Linders' role as
the team's spark plug. The team, an eclectic mix of lumberjacks and
fishermen with varying skillsets, rallies around their new leader and
even teaches him a thing or two about life and love. Eventually an
injury forces Linders back into action and he shows the world why he
was once considered the best thing since the motorized auger around
those parts. Catt regains his love for the game and moves on to a
little town called Boulder to build a legacy. The rest is history...

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