ur mom "goddit" Xmas present yesterday nite, squarecu*nt HA HA HA
my huuuuuuuuuge co*ck was her in from just befire midnite HE HE HE
ur dad will "geddit" after my mornig cofee and lax-a-tive HO HO HO HO
also i broke open ur sister's seal yesterday morning as special XMAS gift
bcoz ur b-inLaw is a eunuch & impotent black cu*nt from Palghat & even Tariq
ahmed cud not break it HE HE HE HE
when u b'com uncle ALWAYS remember who broke ur sister's seal HO HO HO HO
Muslim ganduly and Mian"dad" send u baksish for ur favourite festival XMAS