Alone on Easter Island

Arlene Knop

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Apr 20, 2003, 8:15:53 PM4/20/03

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<sigh> Wile I wuz home helping Meowmie wif thuh ickeez in her eyes and
getting Arthur Ritis to leev her rite paw, effurybuddy seems to hav left
thuh hunt fur the Cabury Monster and Easter Bunny. Itz getting harder
and harder to hav and advenchure.

Gretchen Marie, watching fur thuh monster in thuh oshen wavez

Uncle Fred

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Apr 20, 2003, 10:04:52 PM4/20/03

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In article <3EA33839...@aol.com>, arle...@aol.com says...

I feelz sorry fur you Gretchen Marie, but I hasn't got time to go on adventures
an' I'm not the tipe fur that ennyway. Got all da adventures I kan Handel.
By the way, I'z back to my old routine uv coming fur fud at Uncle Fred's door an I
even let him pet me a little last night as I ate. The day wuz warm warm and the
forest & fields are wakin up an the snow is all gone an' the air smells so fresh it's
just onederful. Wez worked out a scheduule fur feedin an I show up in da mornin an
evening first thing, so Unca Fred noz it's me an not dat Trooder Skunk that gets da
fud & milk. There wuz another Trooder Kitty but he's gone now except fur sum uv his
fur onna doorstep. We had a gudgud "intents diskushun" onna doorstep an left lotsa
little fur tufts behind fur Fred tu find, but he neffer herd uses ... ahem,
diskussing. So I'z here an da Trooder kitty decided to be elsewhere. Maybe hez gotta
onetruehome somewhere nearby.

--
Salaam,
Jetadiah,
(Delete the "FFFf" when replying by email).

charlie...@attbi.com

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Apr 20, 2003, 11:44:30 PM4/20/03

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On Sun, 20 Apr 2003 19:15:53 -0500, Arlene Knop <arle...@aol.com>
wrote:

<Big grey boy comes jumping out from behind some rocks he was busy
vestigatin....>
Hihi GM!!!! I dunno where effurybudy else went but I'ze here!! I
thot I saw sum um.... monster droppings rite behind dem roks. They's
liddle egg shaped fings wif brit foil on dem. Is dat Cadbury monster
droppings? Iffin dey are, thu trail leads rite to a cave just a
liddle ways ofur that way... ----->

Charlie Fennel, with his magnifyin glass owt

charlie...@attbi.com

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Apr 20, 2003, 11:46:32 PM4/20/03

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Hey dis is gudgud noos to hear! Yew keep showin up an eatin dat fud
an lettin Unka Fred pet yew sumtimes... maybe dis winter when fings
get cold yew'll have gotted to know him well enuf to wanna go inna in.

Charlie Fennel, hopin

Miss Violette

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Apr 21, 2003, 1:19:00 AM4/21/03

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You isnot alone, Me anna lillith isa sniffin dese her statues, and KS and
the Capt is doin some stuff anna i think some ofur kittys jus joined in,
Trudi, glad gm isa back
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Miss Violette

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Apr 21, 2003, 1:19:01 AM4/21/03

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Dis isa goodgood news, OEJ
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JSKoster

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Apr 21, 2003, 12:10:46 PM4/21/03

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We're heer, tu, GM. Affur purromisin uz dat we culd come search onna
weekend, Meowmie got bizee an didnt haf da tyme! She purromises dat we will
get tu play tuniyte. (Snicker - she eefen furgotted dat she wuz supposed tu
get da notices redee fur hurz fambly re-onion reddy tu mayle!)

Junior, Poppa, Bitsy, Baby, Cinni an Cookie

Adam

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Apr 21, 2003, 12:21:36 PM4/21/03

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Ize glad tu heer yur duing well, Jetadiah. Yu know dat yu have a warm
playce tu spend da cold wether, if yu want tu, rite?

Allegra
--
email: rubin AT bestweb DOT net

Uncle Fred

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Apr 21, 2003, 4:37:48 PM4/21/03

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In article <va86m6b...@corp.supernews.com>, lo...@bottom.for.address says...

Yeah I knowz, but it's awful scary bein trapped in der. Then Unca Fred took me
to TEDs and they did just awful stuff to me, pokin wif needlez and fixin what wasn't
broken. What might they do next time? I'z runnin out uv parts!!! An it's long &
boring in der wif nothin to du an no huntin, and no smells an no other cats, not that
I'd tolerate enny other cats,... so we'll see. There's still a gudgud long summer to
enjoy an stretchin out in da sun an mice to play wif an squirrels an lots of uther
liddle kretures. ...An I did get let out, (acktually chase out gently), when summer
came so maybe it won't be so scary next time, but I duzn't think I'z going in on my
own just the same.

--
Salaam,
Jetadiah

ChildFree23

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Apr 21, 2003, 5:37:23 PM4/21/03

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We're here, Gretchen Marie!

Fangu all for coming. Let's all spread out. Some of usses can search the
statues, other of usses can look for the Easter Bunny in the brush!

Kitty Schottland DOC
Chief Tortie In Residence
Team Leader Easter Island

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Arlene Knop

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Apr 21, 2003, 9:41:27 PM4/21/03

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Gosh Ize glad to see yew! Next week iz thuh Orthodox Easter so I know
thuh Cadbury Monster and EB are still around. Monster droppingz wif
foyl on them? It must hav bin a liddul unkomfurtabul laying thoze!
Thatz wot weze luking fur. Lets get to that cave. Wot hav we got that
we can use as a trap? Wish PacoBell wuz here wif hiz all purpuss
toolbelt.

Gretchen Marie, luking throo her pocketz fur a trap thing

Arlene Knop

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Apr 21, 2003, 9:46:26 PM4/21/03

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I know. I know. Hoomin's sillee stuff alwayz cums furst. And if shez
late mailing them she'll just blame yew. <sigh> Allegra haz bin
waiting pashently in a bunny costoom that iz too small and she luks like
shez gonna bust out ov it. I hope thuh Easter Bunny shows up to flurt
wif her befur he finds out shez an eggsploding cat! Letz get Allegra
into thuh cave wif thuh tinfoyl egg droppingz and see if thuh EB showz
up to collekt them.

Gretchen Marie, watching Allegra's seams start to r-r-r-r-rip

Arlene Knop

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Apr 21, 2003, 9:48:57 PM4/21/03

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Well, thuh Cadbury Monster iz big and slimy and smellz like rotten
seeweed I think. Don't furget to look up wunz in awile in case it
climbed up on a stachew and mite jump down on yew. Yuk. Thuh eggz hav
bin kamoglodged in brite tinfoyl. Charlie Fennel saw sum in a cave and
weze goin in to set a trap.

Gretchen Marie, feeling like sumfing iz staring at her

Arlene Knop

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Apr 21, 2003, 9:52:10 PM4/21/03

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Allegra iz busting out of her costoom cuz itz too small. Can yew tape
it together so she looks appeeling to an Easter Bunny? Hav yew seen any
of that green Easter grass stuff or thoze marshmello Peep chickz? He
needs thoze fur hiz basket too. I don't think thuh Cadbury Monster layz
thoze. Just eggz.

Gretchen Marie, wundering if she cud put a fishline wif a BIG hook in
thuh oshen to catch thuh monster

Arlene Knop

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Apr 21, 2003, 9:56:26 PM4/21/03

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Gosh yew shoor are brave! We cud use yew on thuh hunt fur thuh Cadbury
Monster. Maybe yew cud giv us sum advice on how to catch a big slimy
monster that smellz like rotten seeweed. And concatulayshuns on
trayning Uncle Fred thuh way yew want him. Hoomins need routeen or they
get unrooly.

Gretchen Marie, who only getz to sniff thuh OUT when thuh windowz are
open

Sylvia M

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Apr 22, 2003, 2:46:35 AM4/22/03

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Hihi GM..
shhh...
itz layte an Meowmee duzunt kno dat Iz kommendeerd da pooter.
Whut kin I du tu hewlp?

Dyna, whizpurring

Miss Violette

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Apr 22, 2003, 5:10:14 AM4/22/03

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Hey lillith shuuld we go to the cave or shuuld, oh wait here is some bunny
smell, Trudi takez off atta tear,///Trudi

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Uncle Fred

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Apr 22, 2003, 6:27:48 AM4/22/03

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In article <3EA4A14A...@aol.com>, arle...@aol.com says...

I wishes I could help you. My best experiance wif monsters is tu run and hide.
Wif a mosnter that smells like seaweed, run and hide while holdin yer breath! Us all
black cats has an advantage in da night. Dey can't see us and Unca Fred think dis is
why I'z survived so long in a out, cuz I come out at nite mostly: That an da fact
that I'z really really smart about cars and lots uv stuff.
Yes hoomans need routine fur sure. I'd better go & check on mine now.

--
Salaam,
Fred Williams

JSKoster

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Apr 22, 2003, 12:31:29 PM4/22/03

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> JSKoster wrote:
> >
> >
> > We're heer, tu, GM. Affur purromisin uz dat we culd come search onna
> > weekend, Meowmie got bizee an didnt haf da tyme! She purromises dat we
will
> > get tu play tuniyte. (Snicker - she eefen furgotted dat she wuz
supposed tu
> > get da notices redee fur hurz fambly re-onion reddy tu mayle!)
> >
> > Junior, Poppa, Bitsy, Baby, Cinni an Cookie
>
> I know. I know. Hoomin's sillee stuff alwayz cums furst. And if shez
> late mailing them she'll just blame yew. <sigh> Allegra haz bin
> waiting pashently in a bunny costoom that iz too small and she luks like
> shez gonna bust out ov it. I hope thuh Easter Bunny shows up to flurt
> wif her befur he finds out shez an eggsploding cat! Letz get Allegra
> into thuh cave wif thuh tinfoyl egg droppingz and see if thuh EB showz
> up to collekt them.
>
> Gretchen Marie, watching Allegra's seams start to r-r-r-r-rip

*sigh* an den, wen we had tyme to be onlyon last nite, da stoopid noos
surfur wuz actin up. Aktyuwally, we culd connect to owrz ISP but go no
furver, so culdnt eeven post fru Google. But da gud noos iz dat Meowmie
gottid da postcards fur da re-onion done eggsept fur da addresses.

So we jest snuk in fur a minit tu let yu no we will be helpin wif da hunt
tuniyte!

Junior fur da gang, watchin Allegra's costume with fascination

ChildFree23

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Apr 22, 2003, 5:02:15 PM4/22/03

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Wait up, Trudi! I'ze comeing!

Lilith Kitten

--
Want to get in touch with me? Turn the knots into a net.

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ChildFree23

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Apr 22, 2003, 5:02:18 PM4/22/03

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> Allegra iz busting out of her costoom cuz itz too small. Can yew tape
> it together so she looks appeeling to an Easter Bunny?

I'ze got sefural different colors of duck tape. Allegra, which color would
you like me to tape you up with?

> Hav yew seen any of that green Easter grass stuff or thoze marshmello
> Peep chickz?

The Peep chicks are all gone. Auntie Rebecca, Meowmie Debby's littermate,
ate them all last Satfurday.

> He needs thoze fur hiz basket too. I don't think thuh Cadbury Monster
layz
> thoze. Just eggz.

Oh, dear, Auntie Rebecca, can we have those Peeps back?

Capt. Midnight
The Good Luck Black Cat
DOC In Training

Arlene Knop

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Apr 22, 2003, 8:24:46 PM4/22/03

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Boy bunny or gurl bunny????It cud be Allegra. If itz thuh reel EB he
shud smell like Easter.

Gretchen Marie

Arlene Knop

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Apr 22, 2003, 8:26:05 PM4/22/03

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Do yew hav a plan-n-n-n-n?

Gretchen Marie, calling after them and hoping they know wot to do

Arlene Knop

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Apr 22, 2003, 8:28:45 PM4/22/03

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ChildFree23 wrote:
>
> > Allegra iz busting out of her costoom cuz itz too small. Can yew tape
> > it together so she looks appeeling to an Easter Bunny?
>
> I'ze got sefural different colors of duck tape. Allegra, which color would
> you like me to tape you up with?
>

Gud idea. Bedder than thuh staplez I wuz gonna punch in.

> > Hav yew seen any of that green Easter grass stuff or thoze marshmello
> > Peep chickz?
>
> The Peep chicks are all gone. Auntie Rebecca, Meowmie Debby's littermate,
> ate them all last Satfurday.
>
> > He needs thoze fur hiz basket too. I don't think thuh Cadbury Monster
> layz
> > thoze. Just eggz.
>
> Oh, dear, Auntie Rebecca, can we have those Peeps back?
>
> Capt. Midnight
> The Good Luck Black Cat
> DOC In Training

Maybe there's sum in thuh freezer. Or maybe we cud make sum fake wunz.

GM, trying to help

Arlene Knop

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Apr 22, 2003, 8:32:23 PM4/22/03

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DYNA! DYNA! IZE GLAD TO SEE YEW, FREND. Weze got kitteez luking all
ofur Easter Island sniffing fur thuh monster and thuh EB. Nobuddy haz a
plan about wot to do if we catch them! Do yew hav a big net or box or
sumfing?

Gretchen Marie, yowling in delite and to eggsited to wisper

Sylvia M.

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Apr 22, 2003, 9:05:06 PM4/22/03

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Meowmee gotz sum moz'skeeter netting furrom vizitin China...
I'yyl look in da travail bockz, den get rite bak.
Dun't we need bazkutz furr da eggz.
Diz iz eggsytink!!!!

Dyna, going back throuw cyburspayse

Miss Violette

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Apr 23, 2003, 10:28:09 AM4/23/03

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I smella bunny!!! Come dis way, as she heads fur dat cave, Trudi, sniffer
kitty
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Miss Violette

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Apr 23, 2003, 10:33:18 AM4/23/03

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Trudi stops dead in her tracks... What zactly isa plan?? Trudi

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Miss Violette

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Apr 23, 2003, 10:33:17 AM4/23/03

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I thinks itsa boy bunny, is smellin like its goin to dat cave, Trudi

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Sylvia M.

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Apr 23, 2003, 1:33:15 PM4/23/03

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I gotz sum 'skeeter netting,
an I tink weez gonna try tu net da Monztur.
An heriz uh bazkut furr kapshurink da eaggz.

Dyna, hewpfooly

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Adam

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Apr 23, 2003, 6:04:52 PM4/23/03

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> > Ize glad tu heer yur duing well, Jetadiah. Yu know dat yu have a warm
> > playce tu spend da cold wether, if yu want tu, rite?
> >
>
> Yeah I knowz, but it's awful scary bein trapped in der. Then Unca Fred
took me
> to TEDs and they did just awful stuff to me, pokin wif needlez and fixin
what wasn't
> broken. What might they do next time? I'z runnin out uv parts!!! An
it's long &
> boring in der wif nothin to du an no huntin, and no smells an no other
cats, not that
> I'd tolerate enny other cats,... so we'll see. There's still a gudgud
long summer to
> enjoy an stretchin out in da sun an mice to play wif an squirrels an lots
of uther
> liddle kretures. ...An I did get let out, (acktually chase out gently),
when summer
> came so maybe it won't be so scary next time, but I duzn't think I'z going
in on my
> own just the same.
>

> Salaam,
> Jetadiah

Whut cullur are da squirrels? I heer dey cum in lots uv kullurs but I only
see gray wuns.

Adam

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Apr 23, 2003, 6:08:31 PM4/23/03

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> I know. I know. Hoomin's sillee stuff alwayz cums furst. And if shez
> late mailing them she'll just blame yew. <sigh> Allegra haz bin
> waiting pashently in a bunny costoom that iz too small and she luks like
> shez gonna bust out ov it. I hope thuh Easter Bunny shows up to flurt
> wif her befur he finds out shez an eggsploding cat! Letz get Allegra
> into thuh cave wif thuh tinfoyl egg droppingz and see if thuh EB showz
> up to collekt them.
>
> Gretchen Marie, watching Allegra's seams start to r-r-r-r-rip

Dis kostume is getting unkumfurtibble...

Allegra

Adam

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Apr 23, 2003, 6:09:20 PM4/23/03

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> *sigh* an den, wen we had tyme to be onlyon last nite, da stoopid noos
> surfur wuz actin up. Aktyuwally, we culd connect to owrz ISP but go no
> furver, so culdnt eeven post fru Google. But da gud noos iz dat Meowmie
> gottid da postcards fur da re-onion done eggsept fur da addresses.
>
> So we jest snuk in fur a minit tu let yu no we will be helpin wif da hunt
> tuniyte!
>
> Junior fur da gang, watchin Allegra's costume with fascination

Wut du I luk lyke? Or shudn't I ask?

Allegra

Adam

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Apr 23, 2003, 6:11:57 PM4/23/03

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> Allegra iz busting out of her costoom cuz itz too small. Can yew tape
> it together so she looks appeeling to an Easter Bunny? Hav yew seen any
> of that green Easter grass stuff or thoze marshmello Peep chickz? He
> needs thoze fur hiz basket too. I don't think thuh Cadbury Monster layz
> thoze. Just eggz.
>
> Gretchen Marie, wundering if she cud put a fishline wif a BIG hook in
> thuh oshen to catch thuh monster

Whoeffur got da costoom fur me, a XXXXL is tu small! Dey don't call me
"Great Girtha" fur nuthin!

Allegra

Adam

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Apr 23, 2003, 6:13:27 PM4/23/03

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> > Allegra iz busting out of her costoom cuz itz too small. Can yew tape
> > it together so she looks appeeling to an Easter Bunny?
>
> I'ze got sefural different colors of duck tape. Allegra, which color
would
> you like me to tape you up with?
>

> Capt. Midnight
> The Good Luck Black Cat
> DOC In Training

Bunnee-cullured, of corse!

Allegra, trying hard to do her part

Adam

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Apr 23, 2003, 6:14:31 PM4/23/03

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> > I'ze got sefural different colors of duck tape. Allegra, which color
would
> > you like me to tape you up with?
> >
> Gud idea. Bedder than thuh staplez I wuz gonna punch in.
>

> GM, trying to help

NO STAPLEZ!

Allegra

Adam

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Apr 23, 2003, 6:15:21 PM4/23/03

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> Boy bunny or gurl bunny????It cud be Allegra. If itz thuh reel EB he
> shud smell like Easter.
>
> Gretchen Marie

I don't smell lyke a bunnee... du I?

Allegra

Arlene Knop

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Apr 23, 2003, 7:22:14 PM4/23/03

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Er, um, yew luk like wun of a kind, Allegra. Ize shoor thuh Easter
Bunny will find yew interesting. He won't be abul to help hisownself
frum trying to get to know yew. Want sumfing to eat?

Gretchen Marie, worried that Allegra mite be wasting away under thuh
stress

Arlene Knop

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Apr 23, 2003, 7:23:19 PM4/23/03

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Duck tape iz on thuh way. We'll try not to get yer furz cawt in it.

GM, not beleeving wot she iz seeing

Arlene Knop

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Apr 23, 2003, 7:25:51 PM4/23/03

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See Trudi? A plan iz wot yew are gonna do when sumfing happenz. Can
yew and Dyna and Kitty S throw that net ofur thuh monster? But then yew
son't be abul to get thuh eggs cuz they will be in thuh net too.

GM, thinking thinking thinking

Arlene Knop

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Apr 23, 2003, 7:29:42 PM4/23/03

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NO. Yew smell like uh uh uh........almost bunny. It will add to thuh
mysterius spell yew can cast on thuh EB.

GM, talking at a distance frum thuh catunny

Arlene Knop

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Apr 23, 2003, 7:30:51 PM4/23/03

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How about gloo?
Gretchen Marie, who duzn't like tape sticking to her pawz

Arlene Knop

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Apr 23, 2003, 7:33:11 PM4/23/03

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Maybe we shud hav got two costoomz and sewed them together. Or maybe we
cud hav paynted a tent to luk like a bunny costoom. I think yew are
thuh most impurrtant part of this hunt, Allegra and we reely appreshyate
yer willingness to suffer fur the cawz.

Gretchen Marie, hedbutting her frend

ChildFree23

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Apr 23, 2003, 8:17:03 PM4/23/03

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> I smella bunny!!! Come dis way, as she heads fur dat cave, Trudi, sniffer
> kitty

Efurry kitty follow usses!

Lilith Kitten
[quickly catching up with Trudi and heading into the cave]

ChildFree23

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Apr 23, 2003, 8:17:07 PM4/23/03

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> > > Allegra iz busting out of her costoom cuz itz too small. Can yew tape
> > > it together so she looks appeeling to an Easter Bunny?
> >
> > I'ze got sefural different colors of duck tape. Allegra, which color
> > would you like me to tape you up with?
>

> Bunnee-cullured, of corse!

I don't have any bunny-colored. How about gray?

Capt. Midnight
Mr. HandyCat

Miss Violette

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Apr 24, 2003, 5:59:26 AM4/24/03

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dis isa good iderment. If we getz hisownsef inna net we willznot getted
slimes onna ourwn furz, Trudi, glad somecat knew what a plan is
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Miss Violette

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Apr 24, 2003, 6:09:40 AM4/24/03

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I thinkz allegra shuuld haf dat basket so her can be gettin doze eggs anna
maybe Mr. EB willz get more innerested dat way. I can heps wif da net,

Trudi
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Miss Violette

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Apr 24, 2003, 6:09:41 AM4/24/03

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Itsa really smellin like him in here butted he is allofur da place, Trudi
lookin fur a trail

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Apr 24, 2003, 8:54:32 AM4/24/03

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I fink I shud haff gon on dat 'venchur. Ofur duh Passofur holidays duh
tooleggedliddulhoomin kittens wur here fur fife days; also Anti Gwen an Unca
Stephen (fur wun day)an ob corse Unca Matthew an Anti Lori, duh parents of
duh liddul hoomins Aaron an Elianna. Doze kids ar reel kyoot, but dey fill
up duh howse wiff dare chattern an pitterpatterin liddul feetses. Elianna
plays wiff mye toys! Wen Meowmie says "That's Kitty's toys." , she says,
"NOo. MINE" I did a lot of hydin behynd duh desk.

Samantha

ChildFree23

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Apr 24, 2003, 7:09:44 PM4/24/03

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Capt. Midnight, we need you!

Lilith Kitten

I've found the trail. Efurry kitty follow me!

Capt. Midnight
The Good Luck Black Cat

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Apr 24, 2003, 7:09:49 PM4/24/03

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The 'venture is still going on! Won't you join us, Samantha?

Lilith Kitten

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Sylvia M

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Apr 24, 2003, 8:12:40 PM4/24/03

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I yam b-hynd yu, Capt. Midnight...
I hab da net, weez'l need uh kitty on eesh kornur.
Dere iz mee, an Trudi, an Lilith Kitten, an Yu...Datz Foor!!!

Dyna whizpurring uhghen

Miss Violette

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Apr 25, 2003, 1:59:09 AM4/25/03

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Trudi runs over and gets behind the Captain, Letz getta bunny, Trudi

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JSKoster

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Apr 25, 2003, 12:35:12 PM4/25/03

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Yu luk fiyne, Allegra. We iz jest wunnerin how long da seems iz gonna hold.
Really, dat's awl.

Bitsy

JSKoster

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Apr 25, 2003, 12:36:02 PM4/25/03

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*from the bushes comes a rustling sound*

ChildFree23

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Apr 25, 2003, 7:45:30 PM4/25/03

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> > > Allegra iz busting out of her costoom cuz itz too small. Can yew tape
> > > it together so she looks appeeling to an Easter Bunny?
> >
> > I'ze got sefural different colors of duck tape. Allegra, which color
would
> > you like me to tape you up with?
> >

> Gud idea. Bedder than thuh staplez I wuz gonna punch in.

Just ask your meowmie how much staples hurt when they get punched into her
finger!

> > > Hav yew seen any of that green Easter grass stuff or thoze marshmello
> > > Peep chickz?
> >

> > The Peep chicks are all gone. Auntie Rebecca, Meowmie Debby's
littermate,
> > ate them all last Satfurday.

> >
> > > He needs thoze fur hiz basket too. I don't think thuh Cadbury Monster
> > > layz thoze. Just eggz.
> >

> > Oh, dear, Auntie Rebecca, can we have those Peeps back?
>
> Maybe there's sum in thuh freezer. Or maybe we cud make sum fake wunz.

None in the freezer. Maybe we could make some out of laundry powder and
fountain pen ink!

Lilith Kitten

Arlene Knop

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Apr 25, 2003, 9:03:31 PM4/25/03

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Yeah! Yeah! Come on, Allegra. There's eggs in this cave. The EB will
problee wunder whoze taking thuh eggs and will ask who yew are. Wot are
yew gonna tell him?

GM, hoping Mr. EB duzn't get mad

Arlene Knop

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Apr 25, 2003, 9:05:13 PM4/25/03

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Letz see. I don't rememfur if Cadbury Monsterz spit. Got sum kloroform
we cud spray at him and knock him out?

Gretchen Marie, hoping her lavender trenchkote protekts her furs

Arlene Knop

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Apr 25, 2003, 9:07:51 PM4/25/03

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Dyna? I think yew hav larinjitus. Do yew need a coff drop?

Gretch;en Marie, digging into her lavender trenchkote pockets

Arlene Knop

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Apr 25, 2003, 9:09:36 PM4/25/03

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Ize rite here! I hope he duzn't spit. Yew grab thuh kornerz and I'll
pull on thuh rope to tighten thuh net around him.

GM, hoping Allegra is ther to help gather thuh eggz

Arlene Knop

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Apr 25, 2003, 9:11:19 PM4/25/03

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OK. The EB won't know thuh diffrenz as long as they look like Peepz.
Here. Mix a liddle wadder wif that sope stuff.

GM, a-a-a-a-a-cho!!!!

Arlene Knop

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Apr 25, 2003, 9:12:37 PM4/25/03

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There's gray bunneez. Try not to get her furz stuk or we'll nefur get
her out ov that kostoom.

Gretchen Marie, helping unwind thuh tape

Arlene Knop

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Apr 25, 2003, 9:15:19 PM4/25/03

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Yeah, Samantha. Hoomins need konstant monitering. Weze still on thuh
venchure. Just find us in thuh cave. Can yew help Allegra find us?
Sheze dressed in a too-small bunny kostoom.\

Gretchen Marie, who duzn't like liddle hoominz AT ALL

Adam

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Apr 25, 2003, 11:42:19 PM4/25/03

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> > Wut du I luk lyke? Or shudn't I ask?
> >
> > Allegra
>

> Er, um, yew luk like wun of a kind, Allegra. Ize shoor thuh Easter
> Bunny will find yew interesting. He won't be abul to help hisownself
> frum trying to get to know yew. Want sumfing to eat?
>
> Gretchen Marie, worried that Allegra mite be wasting away under thuh
> stress

Pleaze!!! I haven't eeten in neerly an hower!

Allegra

Adam

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Apr 25, 2003, 11:43:50 PM4/25/03

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> > Wut du I luk lyke? Or shudn't I ask?
> >
> > Allegra
>
> Yu luk fiyne, Allegra. We iz jest wunnerin how long da seems iz gonna
hold.
> Really, dat's awl.
>
> Bitsy

Du my eer tufts show?

Allegra, VP TEC

Adam

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Apr 25, 2003, 11:44:30 PM4/25/03

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> *from the bushes comes a rustling sound*

Whutcannitbee?

Allegra

Adam

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Apr 25, 2003, 11:45:41 PM4/25/03

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> > Dis kostume is getting unkumfurtibble...
> >
> > Allegra
>
> Duck tape iz on thuh way. We'll try not to get yer furz cawt in it.
>
> GM, not beleeving wot she iz seeing

Duck tape? Ize not a duck. Ize not sure whut I iz enny more.

Allegra

Adam

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Apr 25, 2003, 11:47:14 PM4/25/03

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> > > > I'ze got sefural different colors of duck tape. Allegra, which
color
> > > > would you like me to tape you up with?
> > > >

> > > Gud idea. Bedder than thuh staplez I wuz gonna punch in.
> > >

> > > GM, trying to help
> >
> > NO STAPLEZ!
> >
> > Allegra
>
> How about gloo?
> Gretchen Marie, who duzn't like tape sticking to her pawz

What abowt sammon paste?

Allegra, getting hungry

Adam

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Apr 25, 2003, 11:49:45 PM4/25/03

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> > > > I'ze got sefural different colors of duck tape. Allegra, which
color
> > > > would you like me to tape you up with?
> > >
> > > Bunnee-cullured, of corse!
> >
> > I don't have any bunny-colored. How about gray?
> >
> > Capt. Midnight
> > Mr. HandyCat
>
> There's gray bunneez. Try not to get her furz stuk or we'll nefur get
> her out ov that kostoom.
>
> Gretchen Marie, helping unwind thuh tape

I think Ize alreddy stuk in dis costoom.

Allegra

Adam

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Apr 25, 2003, 11:52:05 PM4/25/03

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> > Whoeffur got da costoom fur me, a XXXXL is tu small! Dey don't call me
> > "Great Girtha" fur nuthin!
> >
> > Allegra
>
> Maybe we shud hav got two costoomz and sewed them together. Or maybe we
> cud hav paynted a tent to luk like a bunny costoom. I think yew are
> thuh most impurrtant part of this hunt, Allegra and we reely appreshyate
> yer willingness to suffer fur the cawz.
>
> Gretchen Marie, hedbutting her frend

Fangu. Ize beleeve in loyalty. Not lyke sum uthur kitties who liv in my
howse!

Allegra

Adam

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Apr 25, 2003, 11:53:10 PM4/25/03

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> > I don't smell lyke a bunnee... du I?
> >
> > Allegra
>
> NO. Yew smell like uh uh uh........almost bunny. It will add to thuh
> mysterius spell yew can cast on thuh EB.
>
> GM, talking at a distance frum thuh catunny

But Ize not a bunny. Am I?

Allegra

Adam

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Apr 25, 2003, 11:55:06 PM4/25/03

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> Ize rite here! I hope he duzn't spit. Yew grab thuh kornerz and I'll
> pull on thuh rope to tighten thuh net around him.
>
> GM, hoping Allegra is ther to help gather thuh eggz

Oh I alreddy had eggz dis morning, but fangu ennyway.

Allegra

Adam

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Apr 25, 2003, 11:56:34 PM4/25/03

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> Yeah! Yeah! Come on, Allegra. There's eggs in this cave. The EB will
> problee wunder whoze taking thuh eggs and will ask who yew are. Wot are
> yew gonna tell him?
>
> GM, hoping Mr. EB duzn't get mad

Uh... er... "I am the girthest!" No, dat duzn't sownd rite.

If I flop ovur an show my belly, wud dat distract him enuf?

Allegra

Sylvia M.

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Apr 26, 2003, 1:32:20 AM4/26/03

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I juzt dunt wanna furriten da Cadbury Monztur...

Dyna < tawking inna furry liddul voyce>

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Miss Violette

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Apr 26, 2003, 8:14:31 AM4/26/03

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*trudi grabs her corner and waits quietly*

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Adam

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Apr 27, 2003, 1:00:00 AM4/27/03

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[Hippity-flop, hippity-flop. Allegra does her best to hop around and to
make a noise like a bunny.]

"Bleet...bleet...bleet!"

Dat's wut bunniez say, rite?

Wut's dat thing way ofur dere wif da big eers?

Allegra

charlie...@attbi.com

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Apr 27, 2003, 10:55:55 AM4/27/03

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On Sun, 27 Apr 2003 01:00:00 -0400, "Adam" <lo...@bottom.for.address>
wrote:

POUNCE!!!!!! Oh oh.... I gotted sumfing... I'll sit on it an hold it
down til sumkitty kan come an see whut I gotted.... Hey ALLEGRA!!!!!

Charlie Fennel, trying to hold whatever it is down....

Da Koster Katz

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Apr 27, 2003, 3:39:36 PM4/27/03

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*rustlerustlerustlerustle*

Da Koster Katz

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Apr 27, 2003, 3:41:03 PM4/27/03

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Aaagggggggghhhhh! AAaaaaaaaaaaagggggggggghhhhhhhh! LETGOWUFME!

Junior

Arlene Knop

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Apr 27, 2003, 9:10:46 PM4/27/03

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Here. I brot one of thoze noo packajis of peeple tuna frum Meowmie's
cabinet. And I think Ize got sum pounceez and a can of nip soda. Will
that hold yew fur awhile?

GM, reeching into one of thuh many pocketz in her lavender trench kote

Arlene Knop

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Apr 27, 2003, 9:11:51 PM4/27/03

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Iz that wot that is? I thot it wuz Easter grass.

GM, tuftless

Arlene Knop

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Apr 27, 2003, 9:13:36 PM4/27/03

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Are these bushes by thuh wadder, beside thuh stachew or in thuh cave?

Gretchen Marie, wanting a cloo befur trying to figger out thuh
rustlerustlerustle

Arlene Knop

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Apr 27, 2003, 9:14:51 PM4/27/03

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Uh, weze not gonna tape yew, thuh cat-who-looks-like-a-BIG-bunny, weze
gonna tape thuh kostoom.

Gretchen Marie, hoping thatz a good eggsplanayshun

Arlene Knop

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Apr 27, 2003, 9:16:56 PM4/27/03

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That will astonish him and render him speechless. If yew flip, can yew
flip back or shud we get thuh forklist?

Gretchen Marie, not knowing furst aid fur a flipped bunnycat

Arlene Knop

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Apr 27, 2003, 9:19:11 PM4/27/03

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Oh, good. As long as yew are not furitened yerownself. Heze only twelf
feet tall, stinkz like rotten seeweed and spit. If yew wisper, he will
problee not be furitened.

GM, not helpful

Arlene Knop

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Apr 27, 2003, 9:21:28 PM4/27/03

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Psssst. Trudi! Get thuh eggz away frum Allegra. We can't have her
eeting all thuh bait. Yew get between her and thuh eggs so she duzn't
see them.

GM, wundering if Allegra wud eet thuh tin foyl too

Arlene Knop

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Apr 27, 2003, 9:22:56 PM4/27/03

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No. Yew are a cat-almosot-bunny. A psoodo bunny and a reel cat.

GM, catfoozed herownself

Arlene Knop

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Apr 27, 2003, 9:24:15 PM4/27/03

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Sammon paste? I hav sum sammon patay but it won't stik to anyfing but
yer ribs.

GM, looking in yet anuther pocket of her lavend trench kote

Arlene Knop

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Apr 27, 2003, 9:26:23 PM4/27/03

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Well, in about ten minutz yew are eeithur gonna leev yer kostoom or leev
yer skin behind.

GM, worried worried worried

Arlene Knop

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Apr 27, 2003, 9:27:15 PM4/27/03

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And who haven't bin seen in this thred lately eethur!

GM, making a list of whoze absent

Arlene Knop

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Apr 27, 2003, 9:28:07 PM4/27/03

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Unca Cory.

GM, <smirk>

Arlene Knop

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Apr 27, 2003, 9:30:42 PM4/27/03

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FREEZE!!!! IT GOTZ YEW KOVERED! THRO YER WEPONZ ON THUH GROUND!

Gretchen Marie, pulling out her copy of thuh Miranda rites

Da Koster Katz

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Apr 28, 2003, 12:35:39 AM4/28/03

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My onlee wepponz ar my clawz, an I'm not giffen dem up! I can't get up!
Sumkitty haz me pinned tu da grownd!

Junior

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charlie...@attbi.com

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Apr 28, 2003, 8:10:57 AM4/28/03

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OOOHH!!!! <big grey boy jumps off his frend> Here Junior, lemme help
yew up, I thot yew wuz a bunny!

Charlie Fennel, barrassed

Miss Violette

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Apr 28, 2003, 5:24:36 PM4/28/03

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Trudi carefully moves between allegra anna eggs and still holdz her corner,
Miss GM i kinda am hidin a few eggs butted i cannot hide many as i am pretty
small. I did howsomever kick several ofur inna dat corner away from
herownsef, Trudi, hopin she is keepin up ok

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Apr 28, 2003, 6:23:26 PM4/28/03

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S'hokay, Charlie Fennel. Musta been my eerz dat mayde yu fink I wuzza
bunny.

Junior, dustin himself off

Adam

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Apr 28, 2003, 8:43:10 PM4/28/03

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> Here. I brot one of thoze noo packajis of peeple tuna frum Meowmie's
> cabinet. And I think Ize got sum pounceez and a can of nip soda. Will
> that hold yew fur awhile?
>
> GM, reeching into one of thuh many pocketz in her lavender trench kote

Fangu! <gobble gobble gobble burp!>

Allegra

Adam

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Apr 28, 2003, 8:45:09 PM4/28/03

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> > Du my eer tufts show?
> >
> > Allegra, VP TEC
>
> Iz that wot that is? I thot it wuz Easter grass.
>
> GM, tuftless

Yu need tu lern mor abowt eer tuftz. After dis advenchur, I kin teech yu
how tu appreshiate them propurrly.

Allegra, VP TEC

Adam

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Apr 28, 2003, 8:45:57 PM4/28/03

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Maybe itz wun uv dem bunny rustlers?

Allegra

Adam

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Apr 28, 2003, 8:47:40 PM4/28/03

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> Uh, weze not gonna tape yew, thuh cat-who-looks-like-a-BIG-bunny, weze
> gonna tape thuh kostoom.
>
> Gretchen Marie, hoping thatz a good eggsplanayshun

Lyke da telebishun shows are taped befur an awdience?

Allegra, getting confused