fuck
Tristan K. Smith
Ok, which one of you did this... Looks like a blatant attempt to start a
new thread with an odd name. Whaddaya say, shall we jump on his/her
bandwagon?
--
On the other hand, I have different fingers.
DMP
Tristan K. Smith wrote in message ...
Is your name really Tristan? That's cool dude.
Lars Clausen
Internet Oracle:
> In article <740e4r$mqe$1...@news-int.gatech.edu>, sp...@sucks.it says... Ok,
> which one of you did this... Looks like a blatant attempt to start a new
> thread with an odd name. Whaddaya say, shall we jump on his/her
> bandwagon?
No, we have to stop this before it (d)evolves into a senseless cascade of
meaningless posts.
-Lars "Sounds familiar" Clausen
--
Lars R. Clausen (lrcl...@cs.uiuc.edu)
A *real* smart bomb would call in sick, perhaps move to another country,
changing its name in the process, open a beach bar maybe and live out its
days in safe anonymity. -- Barry O'Neill in rhod
Munchkin
why?
-munch "i even quoted the sig!" kin
Pshaughn
>On Tue, 1 Dec 1998, Tristan K. Smith thusly discussed the words of the
>Internet Oracle:
>
>> In article <740e4r$mqe$1...@news-int.gatech.edu>, sp...@sucks.it says... Ok,
>> which one of you did this... Looks like a blatant attempt to start a new
>> thread with an odd name. Whaddaya say, shall we jump on his/her
>> bandwagon?
>
>No, we have to stop this before it (d)evolves into a senseless cascade of
>meaningless posts.
>
That's what _SHE_ said!
- Noser the Fishless
Lars Clausen
> Lars Clausen wrote in message ...
>>On Tue, 1 Dec 1998, Tristan K. Smith thusly discussed the words of the
>>Internet Oracle:
>>
>>> In article <740e4r$mqe$1...@news-int.gatech.edu>, sp...@sucks.it says...
>>> Ok, which one of you did this... Looks like a blatant attempt to start
>>> a new thread with an odd name. Whaddaya say, shall we jump on his/her
>>> bandwagon?
>>
>>No, we have to stop this before it (d)evolves into a senseless cascade of
>>meaningless posts.
>>
>>-Lars "Sounds familiar" Clausen
>>
>>--
>>Lars R. Clausen (lrcl...@cs.uiuc.edu)
>>A *real* smart bomb would call in sick, perhaps move to another country,
>>changing its name in the process, open a beach bar maybe and live out its
>>days in safe anonymity. -- Barry O'Neill in rhod
>
> why?
>
> -munch "i even quoted the sig!" kin
So if I use the quoted sig in my sig, who should I cite:
1) You
2) Me
3) Barry O'Neill
4) None of the above
5) All of the above
-Lars "Meta-quotes'R'Us" Clausen
Al Sharka
> sp...@sucks.it on Wed, 2 Dec 1998 wrote:
> >
> > -munch "i even quoted the sig!" kin
>
> So if I use the quoted sig in my sig, who should I cite:
>
> 1) You
> 2) Me
> 3) Barry O'Neill
> 4) None of the above
> 5) All of the above
Choice (5) contradicts choice (4) when presented in that order.
Didn't we have this discussion once already?[1]
-- Al "Repeat yourself" Sharka
[1] Thus perpetuating the "no news is good news" theme of this thread.
DMP
Lars Clausen wrote in message ...
>Paul Kelly can witness that sp...@sucks.it on Wed, 2 Dec 1998 wrote:
>
>> Lars Clausen wrote in message ...
>>>On Tue, 1 Dec 1998, Tristan K. Smith thusly discussed the words of the
>>>Internet Oracle:
>>>
>>>> In article <740e4r$mqe$1...@news-int.gatech.edu>, sp...@sucks.it says...
>>>> Ok, which one of you did this... Looks like a blatant attempt to start
>>>> a new thread with an odd name. Whaddaya say, shall we jump on his/her
>>>> bandwagon?
>>>
>>>No, we have to stop this before it (d)evolves into a senseless cascade of
>>>meaningless posts.
>>>
>>>-Lars "Sounds familiar" Clausen
>>>
>>>--
>>>Lars R. Clausen (lrcl...@cs.uiuc.edu)
>>>A *real* smart bomb would call in sick, perhaps move to another country,
>>>changing its name in the process, open a beach bar maybe and live out its
>>>days in safe anonymity. -- Barry O'Neill in rhod
>>
>> why?
>>
>
>So if I use the quoted sig in my sig, who should I cite:
>
>1) You
>2) Me
>3) Barry O'Neill
>4) None of the above
>5) All of the above
>
You should quote either the Oracle, or when in doubt attribute it to Oscar
Wilde. HTH HAND
Lars Clausen
> Lars Clausen wrote:
>> sp...@sucks.it on Wed, 2 Dec 1998 wrote:
>> >
>> > -munch "i even quoted the sig!" kin
>>
>> So if I use the quoted sig in my sig, who should I cite:
>>
>> 1) You
>> 2) Me
>> 3) Barry O'Neill
>> 4) None of the above
>> 5) All of the above
>
> Choice (5) contradicts choice (4) when presented in that order.
> Didn't we have this discussion once already?[1]
So I should really find the first version of this discussion and cite
whoever wrote that?
> -- Al "Repeat yourself" Sharka
So I should really find the first version of this discussion and cite
whoever wrote that?
> [1] Thus perpetuating the "no news is good news" theme of this thread.
If 'no news is good news' then 'there exist no news N such that N is good
news' thus in particular, 'no news' cannot be 'good news'. Thus we have
proven that no news are not good news and thus bad news. Therefore, if
this is indeed news, it is necessarily not no news and thus good news.
-Lars "Find the phallacy" Clausen
William J. Evans; mail protected by spamgard{tm}
:Tristan K. Smith wrote in message ...
:
:Is your name really Tristan? That's cool dude.
He just made it up, so he could say, "Hi, my name's Tristan, Isolde my
soul to the devil."
-- Captain Nitpick Kansas is at the center of the universe.
Bill Evans/Box 4829/Irvine, California 92616/(949)551-2766 _ /| ACK!
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while his daughter played tennis with Dr. Franklin::
; On Tue, 1 Dec 1998, Tristan K. Smith thusly discussed the words of the
; Internet Oracle:
;
; > In article <740e4r$mqe$1...@news-int.gatech.edu>, sp...@sucks.it says... Ok,
; > which one of you did this... Looks like a blatant attempt to start a new
; > thread with an odd name. Whaddaya say, shall we jump on his/her
; > bandwagon?
;
; No, we have to stop this before it (d)evolves into a senseless cascade of
; meaningless posts.
Too late.
--
Jeffrey Kaplan <*> I'm set up for PGP. Are you?
jkap...@world.std.com <*> There's only one "l" in my name.
There is no need to copy to me via email a newsgroup follow-up.
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The World does not necessarily agree with my opinions.
"I know this place and everyone on it intimately." "I beg your
pardon." (Mr. Garibaldi and Cmdr. Ivonova, B5 "The Geometry of
Shadows")
DMP
William J. Evans; mail protected by spamgard{tm} wrote in message
<1998120215482...@netcom.com>...
>"DMP" <ten.asu@rekrapmd> wrote:
>:Tristan K. Smith wrote in message ...
>:
>:Is your name really Tristan? That's cool dude.
>
>He just made it up, so he could say, "Hi, my name's Tristan, Isolde my
>soul to the devil."
That was TERRIBLE. Ugh.
Lars Clausen
> Mr. Garibaldi saw this article from Lars Clausen in Universe Today
> while his daughter played tennis with Dr. Franklin::
>
>; On Tue, 1 Dec 1998, Tristan K. Smith thusly discussed the words of the
>; Internet Oracle:
>;
>; > In article <740e4r$mqe$1...@news-int.gatech.edu>, sp...@sucks.it says...
>; > Ok, which one of you did this... Looks like a blatant attempt to
>; > start a new thread with an odd name. Whaddaya say, shall we jump on
>; > his/her bandwagon?
>;
>; No, we have to stop this before it (d)evolves into a senseless cascade
>; of meaningless posts.
>
> Too late.
No, it is *never* too late! We must do whatever we can, post whatever we
want to, to stop the senseless cascades of meaningless posts.
-Lars "Didn't help, did it?" Clausen
Carla Miriam Levy
>>>>> "DMP" == DMP <ten.asu@rekrapmd> writes:
DMP> William J. Evans; mail protected by spamgard{tm} wrote in
DMP> message <1998120215482...@netcom.com>...
>> "DMP" <ten.asu@rekrapmd> wrote: :Tristan K. Smith wrote in
>> message ... : :Is your name really Tristan? That's cool dude.
>>
>> He just made it up, so he could say, "Hi, my name's Tristan,
>> Isolde my soul to the devil."
DMP> That was TERRIBLE. Ugh.
Yes, atrocious. I wish I'd thought of it.
carla "I love opera puns -- Aida'm up" levy
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*--------------------------------------------------------------------------*
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"There is no exercise of the intellect which is not, in the
final analysis, useless." -- Borges
Munchkin
>
>No, it is *never* too late! We must do whatever we can, post whatever we
>want to, to stop the senseless cascades of meaningless posts.
>
>-Lars "Didn't help, did it?" Clausen
Ooh, well, I started this threat, and there is only one true way to try and
cease an usenet thread I belive, here is my go at it....
LARS, WHY DONT YOU ACT LIKE HITLER A LITTLE MORE YOU PSYCHO FACIST!!
HITLER!! AIEE!
-munch "i hate caps" kin
Lars Clausen
Sorry, no go. You forgot <somebody-whose-name-eludes-me-for-the-moment>'s
Collary: Goodwins Law does not apply when invoked intentionally.
So there. This is the thread that doesn't end...
-Lars "All together now..." Clausen
Tim Chew
<lrcl...@shasta.cs.uiuc.edu> spewed:
>Paul Kelly can witness that sp...@sucks.it on Thu, 3 Dec 1998 wrote:
>
>> Lars Clausen wrote in message ...
>> <snip>
>>>
>>>No, it is *never* too late! We must do whatever we can, post whatever we
>>>want to, to stop the senseless cascades of meaningless posts.
>>>
>>>-Lars "Didn't help, did it?" Clausen
>>
>> Ooh, well, I started this threat, and there is only one true way to try
>> and cease an usenet thread I belive, here is my go at it....
>>
>> LARS, WHY DONT YOU ACT LIKE HITLER A LITTLE MORE YOU PSYCHO FACIST!!
>> HITLER!! AIEE!
>
>Sorry, no go. You forgot <somebody-whose-name-eludes-me-for-the-moment>'s
>Collary: Goodwins Law does not apply when invoked intentionally.
Oh great, another thread about invoking Godwin's law.
--
HRH Prince Timothy T. W. Chew, Duke of North Hills
Oracle Toady
"Despite convincing proof that the practice actually prevents cancer,
smoking near jet fuel is not advisable." -- Carmen J. Giant
The Annals of Improbable Research. (Vol. 4 No.5)
Blow a raspberry to e-mail me.
Kimberly Chapman
Munchkin wrote in message <740e4r$mqe$1...@news-int.gatech.edu>...
>fuck
>
>-b
I'm a fuck +A, thanks.
-- Kimberly "just ask Matt!" Chapman
Malcolm Pack
Massage: <746vdo$mf3$1...@news-int.gatech.edu>
Froom: "Munchkin" <sp...@sucks.it>
On: Thu, 3 Dec 1998 16:24:01 -0500
______________________________:
> Ooh, well, I started this threat, and there is only one true way to try and
> cease an usenet thread I belive, here is my go at it....
> LARS, WHY DONT YOU ACT LIKE HITLER A LITTLE MORE YOU PSYCHO FACIST!!
> HITLER!! AIEE!
Not round 'ere, mate.
--
Malc, Southend-on-Sea, UK (not Europe, or the World)
Pope-in-waiting
UCE > /dev/null
Chris OBrien
>Paul Kelly can witness that sp...@sucks.it on Thu, 3 Dec 1998 wrote:
>> LARS, WHY DONT YOU ACT LIKE HITLER A LITTLE MORE YOU PSYCHO FACIST!!
>> HITLER!! AIEE!
>
>Sorry, no go. You forgot <somebody-whose-name-eludes-me-for-the-moment>'s
>Collary: Goodwins Law does not apply when invoked intentionally.
s/Good/God/
Teehee. That was fun.
~~~
"I assume Bluebell Hill still blasts the Beeb out
with enough Wattage to get to Belgium. Cheaper'n
a video. And after slagging off chips the way you
did, you can whistle for a dollar
from *me*, bucko!"
Malcolm Pack in rhod.
Erik Mooney
>>> HITLER!! AIEE!
>>
>>Sorry, no go. You forgot <somebody-whose-name-eludes-me-for-the-moment>'s
>>Collary: Goodwins Law does not apply when invoked intentionally.
>
>s/Good/God/
>
>Teehee. That was fun.
And bigger than it needed to be, just to make the point. s/oo/o/ would've
sufficed. Oh, and s/ol/orol/ while I'm at it.
Richard Cohen
I want a second opinion! Mine, for preference :-)
Cheers
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"All SCO employees should wear clothing on company premises."
Daniel E. Macks
: On 03 Dec 1998 17:39:59 -0600, Lars Clausen
: <lrcl...@shasta.cs.uiuc.edu> wrote:
: >Paul Kelly can witness that sp...@sucks.it on Thu, 3 Dec 1998 wrote:
: >> LARS, WHY DONT YOU ACT LIKE HITLER A LITTLE MORE YOU PSYCHO FACIST!!
: >> HITLER!! AIEE!
: >
: >Sorry, no go. You forgot <somebody-whose-name-eludes-me-for-the-moment>'s
: >Collary: Goodwins Law does not apply when invoked intentionally.
Or if you're in tcsh, just ^o (assuming only the last sentence was there).
dan, whose bright red Siamese fighting fishies like c shells
--
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dma...@a.chem.upenn.edu
dma...@netspace.org
http://www.netspace.org/~dmacks
Tom Tom Harrington
>>>> LARS, WHY DONT YOU ACT LIKE HITLER A LITTLE MORE YOU PSYCHO FACIST!!
>>>> HITLER!! AIEE!
>>>
>>>Sorry, no go. You forgot <somebody-whose-name-eludes-me-for-the-moment>'s
>>>Collary: Goodwins Law does not apply when invoked intentionally.
>>
>>
>>Teehee. That was fun.
>
>And bigger than it needed to be, just to make the point. s/oo/o/ would've
>sufficed.
tr/o//s;
> Oh, and s/ol/orol/ while I'm at it.
s/o/oro/;
--
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"Madness. Madness? I call it gladness!"
Ben Fisher
>
> On Fri, 04 Dec 1998 03:46:22 GMT, Kimberly Chapman <ka...@outer-net.com> wrote:
> >
> >Munchkin wrote in message <740e4r$mqe$1...@news-int.gatech.edu>...
> >>fuck
> >>
> >>-b
> >
> >
> >I'm a fuck +A, thanks.
> >
> >-- Kimberly "just ask Matt!" Chapman
>
> I want a second opinion! Mine, for preference :-)
>
>
OK, You're ugly.
Ben
--
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For you are Crunchy | speak for Intel.
And taste good with Catsup | Yet.
Modify my email address to reply
Lars Clausen
> Chris OBrien (obi...@SPAMMITYhome.com) said:
>: On 03 Dec 1998 17:39:59 -0600, Lars Clausen
>: <lrcl...@shasta.cs.uiuc.edu> wrote:
>
>: >Paul Kelly can witness that sp...@sucks.it on Thu, 3 Dec 1998 wrote:
>: >> LARS, WHY DONT YOU ACT LIKE HITLER A LITTLE MORE YOU PSYCHO FACIST!!
>: >> HITLER!! AIEE!
>: >
>: >Sorry, no go. You forgot
>: ><somebody-whose-name-eludes-me-for-the-moment>'s Collary: Goodwins Law
>: >does not apply when invoked intentionally.
>
> Or if you're in tcsh, just ^o (assuming only the last sentence was
> there).
>
> dan, whose bright red Siamese fighting fishies like c shells
Oh, goodie, we have a backup lame war if the Emacs/vi one dies out. Thank
you!
-Lars "Bash roolez! Tcsh sux!" Clausen
Munchkin
>Chris OBrien (obi...@SPAMMITYhome.com) said:
>: On 03 Dec 1998 17:39:59 -0600, Lars Clausen
>: <lrcl...@shasta.cs.uiuc.edu> wrote:
>
>: >Paul Kelly can witness that sp...@sucks.it on Thu, 3 Dec 1998 wrote:
>: >> LARS, WHY DONT YOU ACT LIKE HITLER A LITTLE MORE YOU PSYCHO FACIST!!
>: >> HITLER!! AIEE!
>: >
>: >Sorry, no go. You forgot
<somebody-whose-name-eludes-me-for-the-moment>'s
>: >Collary: Goodwins Law does not apply when invoked intentionally.
>
>Or if you're in tcsh, just ^o (assuming only the last sentence was there).
>
>dan, whose bright red Siamese fighting fishies like c shells
Ooh, this is flame bait.
tcsh sucks! csh sucks! zsh forever baby! zsh rocks!!
w00!
-munch "who is /<-rad 31337" kin
ash...@my-dejanews.com
> >>>
> >>>Sorry, no go. You forgot <somebody-whose-name-eludes-me-for-the-moment>'s
> >>>Collary: Goodwins Law does not apply when invoked intentionally.
>
Sororry?
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> I'm a fuck +A, thanks.
GIF! GIF! GIF!
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There's a knob called "brightness", but it doesn't work.
Lars Clausen
the Internet Oracle:
> (Tom "Tom" Harrington) wrote:
>> >>>
>> >>>Sorry, no go. You forgot
>> >>><somebody-whose-name-eludes-me-for-the-moment>'s Collary: Goodwins
>> >>>Law does not apply when invoked intentionally.
>>
>> s/o/oro/;
>
> Sororry?
Yes. Actually[1],
Sororry, noro goro. Yorou fororgorot
<soromeborody-whorose-name-eludes-me-foror-the-moroment>'s Corollary:
Goroorodwins Law doroes norot apply when invoroked intentioronally.
-Lars "It's all Japanese to me" Clausen
[1] Well, if we assume the g option. And we do. Why? Because I like it!
DMP
Munchkin wrote in message <7497su$3pc$1...@news-int.gatech.edu>...
>Ooh, this is flame bait.
>tcsh sucks! csh sucks! zsh forever baby! zsh rocks!!
>w00!
I beg to differ. A real purist would stick to the bourne shell.
sh roolz dood.
Pshaughn
>Lars Clausen wrote:
>>
>> On Wed, 02 Dec 1998, Al Sharka wrote, without the least grovelling:
>>
>> > Lars Clausen wrote:
>> >> sp...@sucks.it on Wed, 2 Dec 1998 wrote:
>> >> >
>> >> > -munch "i even quoted the sig!" kin
>> >>
>> >> So if I use the quoted sig in my sig, who should I cite:
>> >>
>> >> 1) You
>> >> 2) Me
>> >> 3) Barry O'Neill
>> >> 4) None of the above
>> >> 5) All of the above
>> >
>> > Choice (5) contradicts choice (4) when presented in that order.
>> > Didn't we have this discussion once already?[1]
>>
>> So I should really find the first version of this discussion and cite
>> whoever wrote that?
>>
>> > -- Al "Repeat yourself" Sharka
>>
>> So I should really find the first version of this discussion and cite
>> whoever wrote that?
>>
>> > [1] Thus perpetuating the "no news is good news" theme of this thread.
>>
>> If 'no news is good news' then 'there exist no news N such that N is good
>> news' thus in particular, 'no news' cannot be 'good news'. Thus we have
>> proven that no news are not good news and thus bad news. Therefore, if
>> this is indeed news, it is necessarily not no news and thus good news.
>>
>> -Lars "Find the phallacy" Clausen
> ^^^^^^^^
>
>Wasn't that fried in your briefs just recently?
That's what _SHE... oh, never mind.
- Noser the Fishless
Talkam
>
> --
> Lars R. Clausen (lrcl...@cs.uiuc.edu)
> A *real* smart bomb would call in sick, perhaps move to another country,
> changing its name in the process, open a beach bar maybe and live out its
> days in safe anonymity. -- Barry O'Neill in rhod
--
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jeva...@aix1.uottawa.ca
: (Tom "Tom" Harrington) wrote:
: > >>>
: > >>>Sorry, no go. You forgot <somebody-whose-name-eludes-me-for-the-moment>'s
: > >>>Collary: Goodwins Law does not apply when invoked intentionally.
: >
: > s/o/oro/;
: Sororry?
Amazing Carnac: Sororry.
Ed: Sororry..
Amazing Carnac: Sororry.
[rustling of envelope]
Amazing Carnac: "Describe the Internet Oracle the morning after Lisa brought
home spurs and that special saddle."
Ed: HA! HA! HA! HA! You sir, owe the Oracle, some Tiger Balm.
~ * ~ * ~ * ~
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"The lamest form of immortality has to be getting quoted in somebody's
sig.. I can do without that." -- Steve Williams
Chris OBrien
emo...@SPAMFILTERattila.stevens-tech.edu (Erik Mooney) wrote:
>>>> LARS, WHY DONT YOU ACT LIKE HITLER A LITTLE MORE YOU PSYCHO FACIST!!
>>>> HITLER!! AIEE!
>>>
>>>Sorry, no go. You forgot <somebody-whose-name-eludes-me-for-the-moment>'s
>>>Collary: Goodwins Law does not apply when invoked intentionally.
>>
>>s/Good/God/
>>
>>Teehee. That was fun.
>
>And bigger than it needed to be, just to make the point. s/oo/o/ would've
>sufficed. Oh, and s/ol/orol/ while I'm at it.
Usually anything that is in reference to the mythical being "God" is
bigger than it needed to be.[1]
[1] I guess you can tell; I'm not a believer.
Chris "Just a stranger on a bus" OBrien
Chris OBrien
<lrcl...@shasta.cs.uiuc.edu> wrote:
>On Fri, 04 Dec 1998, ash...@my-dejanews.com thusly discussed the words of
>the Internet Oracle:
>
>> (Tom "Tom" Harrington) wrote:
>>> >>>
>>> >>>Sorry, no go. You forgot
>>> >>><somebody-whose-name-eludes-me-for-the-moment>'s Collary: Goodwins
>>> >>>Law does not apply when invoked intentionally.
>>>
>>> s/o/oro/;
>>
>> Sororry?
>
>Yes. Actually[1],
>
>Sororry, noro goro. Yorou fororgorot
><soromeborody-whorose-name-eludes-me-foror-the-moroment>'s Corollary:
>Goroorodwins Law doroes norot apply when invoroked intentioronally.
So, to reitterate
s/o/oro/g
s/i/j/g
s/b/~~b/g
s/d/b/g
s/~~b/d/g
(There's got to be a better way for the last three...anyone?)
Darn. I'm forgetting some. It's 00:45 and I should be in bed.
Chris "and I should've made them case insensitive" OBrien
Malcolm Pack
Massage: <749i96$rda$1...@nnrp1.dejanews.com>
Froom: ash...@my-dejanews.com
On: Fri, 04 Dec 1998 20:56:08 GMT
______________________________:
> > >>>Sorry, no go. You forgot <somebody-whose-name-eludes-me-for-the-moment>'s
> > >>>Collary: Goodwins Law does not apply when invoked intentionally.
> > s/o/oro/;
> Sororry?
s/rry/rity/;
Lars Clausen
Internet Oracle:
> On 04 Dec 1998 15:23:36 -0600, Lars Clausen
> <lrcl...@shasta.cs.uiuc.edu> wrote:
>
>>On Fri, 04 Dec 1998, ash...@my-dejanews.com thusly discussed the words
>>of the Internet Oracle:
>>
>>> (Tom "Tom" Harrington) wrote:
>>>> >>>
>>>> >>>Sorry, no go. You forgot
>>>> >>><somebody-whose-name-eludes-me-for-the-moment>'s Collary: Goodwins
>>>> >>>Law does not apply when invoked intentionally.
>>>>
>>>> s/o/oro/;
>>>
>>> Sororry?
>>
>>Yes. Actually[1],
>>
>>Sororry, noro goro. Yorou fororgorot
>><soromeborody-whorose-name-eludes-me-foror-the-moroment>'s Corollary:
>>Goroorodwins Law doroes norot apply when invoroked intentioronally.
>
> So, to reitterate
>
> s/o/oro/g
> s/i/j/g
> s/b/~~b/g
> s/d/b/g
> s/~~b/d/g
> (There's got to be a better way for the last three...anyone?)
tr 'bdBDiI' 'dbDBjJ' | sed s/o/oro/g
But yes, we're forgetting one...
-Lars "Another victory for Tyop Man" Clausen
--
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A *real* smart doromd woroulb call jn sjck, perhaps morove toro anorother
corountry, changjng jts name jn the prorocess, oropen a deach dar mayde anb
ljve orout jts bays jn safe anoronymjty. -- Darry O'Nejll jn rhorob
Kimberly Chapman
Richard Cohen wrote in message ...
>On Fri, 04 Dec 1998 03:46:22 GMT, Kimberly Chapman <ka...@outer-net.com>
wrote:
>>
>>Munchkin wrote in message <740e4r$mqe$1...@news-int.gatech.edu>...
>>>fuck
>>>
>>>-b
>>
>>
>>
>
>I want a second opinion! Mine, for preference :-)
It's a nice dream, isn't it? and you just keep on dreamin', sweetcheeks...
-- Kimberly "besides, I'm prolly not kosher" Chapman
Triss
says...
> "DMP" <ten.asu@rekrapmd> wrote:
> :Tristan K. Smith wrote in message ...
> :
> :Is your name really Tristan? That's cool dude.
>
> He just made it up, so he could say, "Hi, my name's Tristan, Isolde my
> soul to the devil."
>
Dear lord. I jumpstarted a monster. Fer the record, yep, my name IS
Tristan, wish I thought of that pun.
Bill East
>>>> LARS, WHY DONT YOU ACT LIKE HITLER A LITTLE MORE YOU PSYCHO FACIST!!
>>>> HITLER!! AIEE!
>>>
>>>Sorry, no go. You forgot <somebody-whose-name-eludes-me-for-the-moment>'s
>>>Collary: Goodwins Law does not apply when invoked intentionally.
>>
>>s/Good/God/
>>
>>Teehee. That was fun.
>
>And bigger than it needed to be, just to make the point. s/oo/o/ would've
>sufficed. Oh, and s/ol/orol/ while I'm at it.
Try not to start a sentence with a conjunction. Interesting content, though.
C+, and clean the erasers after class.
By gum, you were right. That _is_ fun!
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:On 03 Dec 1998 17:39:59 -0600, Lars Clausen
:<lrcl...@shasta.cs.uiuc.edu> wrote:
:> Goodwins Law does not apply when invoked intentionally.
:
:s/Good/God/
:
:Teehee. That was fun.
ITYM s/odwin/dwin'/
HTH. HAND.
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:[1] Well, if we assume the g option. And we do. Why? Because I like it!
That's what _she_ said.
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> > "DMP" <ten.asu@rekrapmd> wrote:
> > :
> > :Is your name really Tristan? That's cool dude.
> >
> > He just made it up, so he could say, "Hi, my name's Tristan, Isolde my
> > soul to the devil."
> >
> Dear lord. I jumpstarted a monster. Fer the record, yep, my name IS
> Tristan, wish I thought of that pun.
No, that would have just caused a large Operoar.
Kenneth Sörling
"Kimberly Chapman" <ka...@outer-net.com> finally caught me off-guard
while I was hiding in rec.humor.oracle.d, pushed me face-first into
the wall, and slapped on the cuffs while hissing:
>
>Nathan Sullivan wrote in message
><87hfvbp...@adsl-209-233-33-43.snfc1.pacbell.net>...
>>"Kimberly Chapman" <ka...@outer-net.com> writes:
>>
>>> I'm a fuck +A, thanks.
>>
>>GIF! GIF! GIF!
>
>
>Okay. I'll try attaching one here...never done this before. Let's see if
>it works.
>
>There ya go. A +A gif.
>
You should have posted this to
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.alphabetophiles.
Good one, though, even if probably faked.
I bet a sneak peek at your driver's licence would reveal that you got
an F in sex.
//Kenneth
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Nathan Sullivan
> I bet a sneak peek at your driver's licence would reveal that you got
> an F in sex.
I'm not sure I like the implications of this.
--Nathan "Don't remember getting an 'M' before" Sullivan
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Lars Clausen
> Nathan Sullivan wrote:
>>
>> kenneth...@foetus.edt.ericsson.se (Kenneth Sörling) writes:
>>
>> > I bet a sneak peek at your driver's licence would reveal that you got
>> > an F in sex.
>>
>> I'm not sure I like the implications of this.
>
> You're right! Don't put up with these insinuations! Stand up from your
> computer right now, and yell at the top of your lungs, "I GET NO F IN
> SEX!"
But there *is* no F in SEX?
-Lars "Effing bastards -- hey! There it was!" Clausen
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Paul L. Kelly
> bis...@armory.com (Triss) wrote:
>> In article <1998120215482...@netcom.com>, w...@netcom.com
>
>> > "DMP" <ten.asu@rekrapmd> wrote:
>
>> > :
>> > :Is your name really Tristan? That's cool dude.
>> >
>> > He just made it up, so he could say, "Hi, my name's Tristan, Isolde my
>> > soul to the devil."
>> >
>> Dear lord. I jumpstarted a monster. Fer the record, yep, my name IS
>> Tristan, wish I thought of that pun.
>
>No, that would have just caused a large Operoar.
Grown.
__
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Insert periods between the words to send e-mail.
Paul L. Kelly, whose bright red Siamese fighting fish is, milligram for milligram,
the fiercest creature on the planet.
Kimberly Chapman
Kenneth Sörling wrote in message <366de659....@news.ericsson.se>...
>I bet a sneak peek at your driver's licence would reveal that you got
>an F in sex.
Well yes, dahling...what do you think the "F" stands for?
-- Kimberly "woo-hoo!" Chapman
Ian Davis
> > an F in sex.
>
You're right! Don't put up with these insinuations! Stand up from your
computer right now, and yell at the top of your lungs, "I GET NO F IN
SEX!"
Amen, brother.
Ian.
Kenneth Sörling
"Kimberly Chapman" <ka...@outer-net.com> finally caught me off-guard
while I was hiding in rec.humor.oracle.d, pushed me face-first into
the wall, and slapped on the cuffs while hissing:
>
>Kenneth Sörling wrote in message <366de659....@news.ericsson.se>...
>
>>I bet a sneak peek at your driver's licence would reveal that you got
>>an F in sex.
>
>
>Well yes, dahling...what do you think the "F" stands for?
>
>-- Kimberly "woo-hoo!" Chapman
>
'Fucking fabulous' ?
Jonathan Spriggs
>computer right now, and yell at the top of your lungs, "I GET NO F IN
>SEX!"
<newbie>
Isn't that what _she_ said?
Is that right?
</newbie>
Jon "now what do I do to send this??" Spriggs
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Daniel E. Macks
: "Kimberly Chapman" <ka...@outer-net.com> finally caught me off-guard
: while I was hiding in rec.humor.oracle.d, pushed me face-first into
: the wall, and slapped on the cuffs while hissing:
: >
: >>I bet a sneak peek at your driver's licence would reveal that you got
: >>an F in sex.
: >
: >Well yes, dahling...what do you think the "F" stands for?
: 'Fucking fabulous' ?
^ly
dan,, whose bright red Siamese fighting fishies are grammatically correct
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Jeffrey Kaplan
this article from Kenneth Sörling:
; It had to happen eventually. On (Sat, 05 Dec 1998 23:18:23 GMT)
; "Kimberly Chapman" <ka...@outer-net.com> finally caught me off-guard
; while I was hiding in rec.humor.oracle.d, pushed me face-first into
; the wall, and slapped on the cuffs while hissing:
;
; >
; >Nathan Sullivan wrote in message
; ><87hfvbp...@adsl-209-233-33-43.snfc1.pacbell.net>...
; >>"Kimberly Chapman" <ka...@outer-net.com> writes:
; >>
; >>> I'm a fuck +A, thanks.
; >>
; >>GIF! GIF! GIF!
; >
; >
; >Okay. I'll try attaching one here...never done this before. Let's see if
; >it works.
; >
; >There ya go. A +A gif.
; >
; You should have posted this to
; alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.alphabetophiles.
;
; Good one, though, even if probably faked.
;
; I bet a sneak peek at your driver's licence would reveal that you got
; an F in sex.
AHBOU!
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Sorry, I have to work with a bash user. I prefer tcsh, myself.
Kimberly Chapman
Kenneth Sörling wrote in message <366b994f....@news.ericsson.se>...
>>>I bet a sneak peek at your driver's licence would reveal that you got
>>>an F in sex.
>>
>>
>'Fucking fabulous' ?
Or fabulous fucking. Whichever, really.
*grin*
NameOfMe
> > :Is your name really Tristan? That's cool dude.
> >
> > He just made it up, so he could say, "Hi, my name's Tristan, Isolde my
> > soul to the devil."
> >
> Dear lord. I jumpstarted a monster. Fer the record, yep, my name IS
> Tristan, wish I thought of that pun.
Tristan has to be the coolest name there is. Strangely enough it comes from
the Latin word for sadness. I wonder who first thought "Hmm, I'll name my
child Sadness". Anyway, I think I will have to change my name to Tristan and
name any children I have Tristan (each and every one will be named Tristan)
just to make things confusing in my household.
Signed,
NameOfMe aka Matt Powell
--
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But he locked the door, and threw away the key'"
--Rocky Horror Picture Show
Paul L. Kelly
by saying:
>On Mon, 07 Dec 1998, Ian Davis wrote, without the least grovelling:
>
>> Nathan Sullivan wrote:
>>>
>>> kenneth...@foetus.edt.ericsson.se (Kenneth Sörling) writes:
>>>
>>> > I bet a sneak peek at your driver's licence would reveal that you got
>>> > an F in sex.
>>>
>>> I'm not sure I like the implications of this.
>>
>> You're right! Don't put up with these insinuations! Stand up from your
>> computer right now, and yell at the top of your lungs, "I GET NO F IN
>> SEX!"
>
>But there *is* no F in SEX?
Maybe from your point of view, but from mine, I get plenty of F in
Sex. In fact, ALL the sex I get is in F.
Tim Chew
<name...@revolutionist.com> spewed:
>Triss wrote:
>
>> > :Is your name really Tristan? That's cool dude.
>> >
>> > He just made it up, so he could say, "Hi, my name's Tristan, Isolde my
>> > soul to the devil."
>> >
>> Dear lord. I jumpstarted a monster. Fer the record, yep, my name IS
>> Tristan, wish I thought of that pun.
>
>Tristan has to be the coolest name there is. Strangely enough it comes from
>the Latin word for sadness. I wonder who first thought "Hmm, I'll name my
>child Sadness". Anyway, I think I will have to change my name to Tristan and
>name any children I have Tristan (each and every one will be named Tristan)
>just to make things confusing in my household.
>
>Signed,
>NameOfMe aka Matt Powell
Are you sure your name isn't George Foreman?
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Nathan Sullivan
> Tristan has to be the coolest name there is. Strangely enough it comes from
> the Latin word for sadness. I wonder who first thought "Hmm, I'll name my
> child Sadness". Anyway, I think I will have to change my name to Tristan and
> name any children I have Tristan (each and every one will be named Tristan)
> just to make things confusing in my household.
That's gonna cause a little confusion. Mind if we call you Tristan,
to keep it clear?
--
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Carla Miriam Levy
>>>>> "Paul" == Paul L Kelly <bright...@mindspring.com> writes:
>> But there *is* no F in SEX?
Paul> Maybe from your point of view, but from mine, I get plenty
Paul> of F in Sex. In fact, ALL the sex I get is in F.
That's better than sex in D minor... after all, sex with a relative minor
is immoral on *two* counts.
carla
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Daniel E. Macks
: >>>>> "Paul" == Paul L Kelly <bright...@mindspring.com> writes:
:
: >> But there *is* no F in SEX?
:
: Paul> Maybe from your point of view, but from mine, I get plenty
: Paul> of F in Sex. In fact, ALL the sex I get is in F.
:
: That's better than sex in D minor... after all, sex with a relative minor
: is immoral on *two* counts.
Carla dear--why is there suddenly so much coffee on my keyboard?
dan, whose bright red Siamese fighting fishies hate losing caffeine
Carla Miriam Levy
Paul> Maybe from your point of view, but from mine, I get plenty
Paul> of F in Sex. In fact, ALL the sex I get is in F.
Me> relative minor is immoral on *two* counts.
Dan> Carla dear--why is there suddenly so much coffee on my keyboard?
<fx = "pumping fist"> yessss!
Malcolm Pack
Massage: <mgv90gi...@login5.fas.harvard.edu>
Froom: Carla Miriam Levy
<cl...@spam.isnt.kosher.hussle.harvard.edu>
On: 08 Dec 1998 10:35:56 -0500
______________________________:
> Paul> Maybe from your point of view, but from mine, I get plenty
> Paul> of F in Sex. In fact, ALL the sex I get is in F.
> That's better than sex in D minor...
Ah, yes. Bach's "Toccata and Fuck in D Minor."
--
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Pope-in-waiting
UCE > /dev/null
Charles A. Lieberman
> That's better than sex in D minor
But why the sudden change from major to minor?
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Nathan Sullivan
> -- Kimberly "I like my orifices the size they currently are, thanks" Chapman
That's what _she_...oh yeah, I guess you did.
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Ian Davis
>
> Carla Miriam Levy
> > That's better than sex in D minor
>
> But why the sudden change from major to minor?
ITYM "Why de sudden change..."
Ian.
Kimberly Chapman
Carla Miriam Levy wrote in message ...
><fx = "pumping fist"> yessss!
Fisting would likely be Dumpcarat's thing, Carla. I'd rather not even see
the videos, thanks.
William J. Evans; mail protected by spamgard{tm}
:But why the sudden change from major to minor?
Mine her? I barely _touched_ her!
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Matt Kerbel
Carla Miriam Levy (cl...@spam.isnt.kosher.hussle.harvard.edu) writes:
>
> Paul> Maybe from your point of view, but from mine, I get plenty
> Paul> of F in Sex. In fact, ALL the sex I get is in F.
>
> Me> relative minor is immoral on *two* counts.
>
> Dan> Carla dear--why is there suddenly so much coffee on my keyboard?
>
Well geez, no wonder there's coffee spilled all over his keyboard...
you'd spill your coffee too if somebody punched you in the face!
Paul L. Kelly
saying:
>
>Carla Miriam Levy wrote in message ...
>><fx = "pumping fist"> yessss!
>
>
>Fisting would likely be Dumpcarat's thing, Carla. I'd rather not even see
>the videos, thanks.
>
>-- Kimberly "I like my orifices the size they currently are, thanks" Chapman
Oh great. Now what am I going to do with this Acme Nostril
Stretcher(tm) I got you for Christmas?
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Stuart Brady
<jkap...@world.std.com> writes
>On the long flight back to Earth, Dr. Franklin had enough time to read
>this article from William J. Evans; mail protected by spamgard{tm}:
>
>; "Munchkin" <sp...@sucks.it> wrote:
>; :tcsh sucks! csh sucks! zsh forever baby! zsh rocks!!
>; You're not willing to engage in a little bash bashing?
>
>Sorry, I have to work with a bash user. I prefer tcsh, myself.
Look on the bright side: they're all better than command.com <puke>
I suppose that's not saying much, though.
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Stuart Brady
<cl...@spam.isnt.kosher.hussle.harvard.edu> writes
> Paul> of F in Sex. In fact, ALL the sex I get is in F.
>
That's not as bad as sex with A Major... (sorry)
Will anyone here get that?
Stuart Brady
Lieberman <cali...@bu.ed.u> writes
>Carla Miriam Levy
>> That's better than sex in D minor
>
Compare the two:
F Major D Minor
(D) D
(E) E
F F
G G
A A
B flat B flat
C C sharp
D D
E (E)
F (F)
D Minor is the *relative minor* of F Major. Each major key has a
relative minor. The only differences between them are that their scales
start on different notes (well, duh!), and that the 5th note in the
Major scale is sharpened, to get the 7th note in the major scale.
Carla Miriam Levy
>>>>> "Kimberly" == Kimberly Chapman <ka...@outer-net.com> writes:
Me> <fx = "pumping fist"> yessss!
Kimberly> Fisting would likely be Dumpcarat's thing, Carla. I'd
Kimberly> rather not even see the videos, thanks.
Now why did I *know* that was going to be said?
carla "straight man, but neither" levy
jeva...@aix1.uottawa.ca
: "Kimberly Chapman" <ka...@outer-net.com> attempted to infuriate me by
: saying:
: >-- Kimberly "I like my orifices the size they currently are, thanks" Chapman
: Oh great. Now what am I going to do with this Acme Nostril
: Stretcher(tm) I got you for Christmas?
Give it to the gorilla.
~ * ~ * ~ * ~
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sig.. I can do without that." -- Steve Williams
Nathan Sullivan
> Now why did I *know* that was going to be said?
Omigod! Carla's psychic! (or is that psychotic)
> carla "straight man, but neither" levy
So you're built crooked, _and_ non-human?
--Nathan "That explains the psychic (psychotic?) abilities" Sullivan
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Are you pondering what I'm pondering, Pinky?
I think so, Brain, but isn't Regis Philbin already married?
Kimberly Chapman
Paul L. Kelly wrote in message <36716b12....@news.mindspring.com>...
>>-- Kimberly "I like my orifices the size they currently are, thanks"
Chapman
>
>Oh great. Now what am I going to do with this Acme Nostril
>Stretcher(tm) I got you for Christmas?
Um...I suppose the obvious and appropriate thing to do would be to shove it.
-- Kimberly "there are lots of places the sun doesn't shine" Chapman
Nathan Sullivan
> Paul L. Kelly wrote in message <36716b12....@news.mindspring.com>...
> >Oh great. Now what am I going to do with this Acme Nostril
> >Stretcher(tm) I got you for Christmas?
>
> Um...I suppose the obvious and appropriate thing to do would be to shove it.
Careful, though. It may shove back.
> -- Kimberly "there are lots of places the sun doesn't shine" Chapman
Like Canananada?
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and he ran away." "There are times when no snide comment seems adequate."
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Oracle:
> "Kimberly Chapman" <ka...@outer-net.com> writes:
>
>> Paul L. Kelly wrote in message
>> <36716b12....@news.mindspring.com>...
>> >Oh great. Now what am I going to do with this Acme Nostril
>> >Stretcher(tm) I got you for Christmas?
>>
>> Um...I suppose the obvious and appropriate thing to do would be to shove
>> it.
>
> Careful, though. It may shove back.
>
>> -- Kimberly "there are lots of places the sun doesn't shine" Chapman
>
> Like Canananada?
Yes, and that little valley up the Ramtop mountains.
-Lars "Amazing what you'd find there" Clausen
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Randy Martens
>On 09 Dec 1998, Nathan Sullivan thusly discussed the words of the Internet
>Oracle:
>> "Kimberly Chapman" <ka...@outer-net.com> writes:
>>> Paul L. Kelly wrote in message
>>> >Stretcher(tm) I got you for Christmas?
>>> Um...I suppose the obvious and appropriate thing to do would be to shove
>>> it.
>> Careful, though. It may shove back.
>>> -- Kimberly "there are lots of places the sun doesn't shine" Chapman
>> Like Canananada?
>Yes, and that little valley up the Ramtop mountains.
>-Lars "Amazing what you'd find there" Clausen
Dammit Lars!
now EVERYONE will go there, and they'll buy up all of Granny Weatherwax's
Brandy! And I really needed a few more liters to fuel my Rocket Probe
to Alpha Centauri!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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Ken Harlan
>> Carla Miriam Levy
>> > That's better than sex in D minor
>>
better to have sex in D minor than with D minor.
Ken
Kimberly Chapman
Carla Miriam Levy wrote in message ...
> Me> <fx = "pumping fist"> yessss!
>
> Kimberly> Fisting would likely be Dumpcarat's thing, Carla. I'd
> Kimberly> rather not even see the videos, thanks.
>
Well I didn't want to disappoint you.
>carla "straight man, but neither" levy
*laugh*
Yet you have preferences in common with them, eh?
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Tim Chew
<ka...@outer-net.com> spewed:
>
>Carla Miriam Levy wrote in message ...
>>>>>>> "Kimberly" == Kimberly Chapman <ka...@outer-net.com> writes:
>> Me> <fx = "pumping fist"> yessss!
>>
>> Kimberly> Fisting would likely be Dumpcarat's thing, Carla. I'd
>> Kimberly> rather not even see the videos, thanks.
>>
>>Now why did I *know* that was going to be said?
>
>Well I didn't want to disappoint you.
>
>>carla "straight man, but neither" levy
>
>
>*laugh*
>
>Yet you have preferences in common with them, eh?
Yes, but we've been through that.
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smoking near jet fuel is not advisable." -- Carmen J. Giant
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Ian Davis
> better to have sex in D minor than with D minor.
I am eruditer than you.
Ian.
Nils Desle
>
> In article <MPG.10d7691ed...@news.bu.edu>, Charles A.
> Lieberman <cali...@bu.ed.u> writes
> >> That's better than sex in D minor
> >
>
> Compare the two:
>
> F Major D Minor
>
> (D) D
> (E) E
> F F
> G G
> A A
> B flat B flat
> C C sharp
> D D
> E (E)
> F (F)
>
> D Minor is the *relative minor* of F Major. Each major key has a
Whoah! Incest!
Nils
Jonathan Spriggs
Randy Martens wrote in message ...
>Lars Clausen wrote in message ...
>>On 09 Dec 1998, Nathan Sullivan thusly discussed the words of the Internet
>>Oracle:
>>> "Kimberly Chapman" <ka...@outer-net.com> writes:
>>>> Paul L. Kelly wrote in message
>>>> >Oh great. Now what am I going to do with this Acme Nostril
>>>> >Stretcher(tm) I got you for Christmas?
>>>> Um...I suppose the obvious and appropriate thing to do would be to
shove
>>>> it.
>>> Careful, though. It may shove back.
>>>> -- Kimberly "there are lots of places the sun doesn't shine" Chapman
>>> Like Canananada?
>>Yes, and that little valley up the Ramtop mountains.
>>-Lars "Amazing what you'd find there" Clausen
>Dammit Lars!
>now EVERYONE will go there, and they'll buy up all of Granny Weatherwax's
>Brandy! And I really needed a few more liters to fuel my Rocket Probe
>to Alpha Centauri!
Spake Carrot (I think)
Jon Spriggs
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Paul L. Kelly
>Whoah! Incest!
Remind me not to get a pony ride at your carnival.
Paul L. Kelly
saying:
>Ken Harlan wrote:
>> better to have sex in D minor than with D minor.
>
>I am eruditer than you.
You is the eruditEST.
Screwtape
>Triss wrote:
>
>> > :Is your name really Tristan? That's cool dude.
>> >
>> > He just made it up, so he could say, "Hi, my name's Tristan, Isolde my
>> > soul to the devil."
>> >
>> Dear lord. I jumpstarted a monster. Fer the record, yep, my name IS
>> Tristan, wish I thought of that pun.
>
>Tristan has to be the coolest name there is. Strangely enough it comes from
>the Latin word for sadness. I wonder who first thought "Hmm, I'll name my
>child Sadness". Anyway, I think I will have to change my name to Tristan and
>name any children I have Tristan (each and every one will be named Tristan)
>just to make things confusing in my household.
"Take it away, Tristan the orchestra leader!"
Tim Allen
Woof!
Screwtape
>Nathan Sullivan wrote:
>>
>> kenneth...@foetus.edt.ericsson.se (Kenneth Sörling) writes:
>>
>> > I bet a sneak peek at your driver's licence would reveal that you got
>> > an F in sex.
>>
>> I'm not sure I like the implications of this.
>
>You're right! Don't put up with these insinuations! Stand up from your
>computer right now, and yell at the top of your lungs, "I GET NO F IN
>SEX!"
>
>Amen, brother.
>
>Ian.
rofl... :)
Tim Allen
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>
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Nils Desle
>
> Nils Desle <nils....@cegeka.be> attempted to infuriate me by saying:
>
> >Whoah! Incest!
>
> Remind me not to get a pony ride at your carnival.
This one brought tears to my eyes (from laughing). Thanks Paul!
Nils
Carla Miriam Levy
Me> carla "straight man, but neither" levy
Nathan> So you're built crooked, _and_ non-human?
Yeah, that's right. furrfu. Since when does !man = !human?
carla
Nathan Sullivan
> Nathan> So you're built crooked, _and_ non-human?
>
> Yeah, that's right. furrfu. Since when does !man = !human?
Since it made for a good joke.
Duh.
--Nathan "Will twist meanings for food" Sullivan
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Carla Miriam Levy
>>>>> "Nathan" == Nathan Sullivan <nsu...@pacbell.net> writes:
Nathan> So
Nathan> you're built crooked, _and_ non-human?
Me> Yeah, that's right. furrfu. Since when does !man = !human?
Nathan> Since it made for a good joke.
Sorry, when was that exactly?
Nathan> Duh.
Thanks, that clears up a lot.
Nathan Sullivan
> >>>>> "Nathan" == Nathan Sullivan <nsu...@pacbell.net> writes:
> Nathan> Since it made for a good joke.
>
> Sorry, when was that exactly?
A few days ago, with the Dread Pirate Half-Ass bit. Unfortunately, I
had nothing to do with that, nor did !man == !human. Oh well.
--Nathan "Not always funny, but always funny-looking" Sullivan
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Ken Harlan
>From: Ian Davis <da...@licre.ludwig.edu.au>
>Subject: Re: fuck
>Date: Thu, 10 Dec 1998 16:29:30 +1100
>Ken Harlan wrote:
>> better to have sex in D minor than with D minor.
>I am eruditer than you.
Is not!
Ken