Fitness Shows I'd Like to See on ESPN
Ben
who calls every waitress Cindy and pees in his pants wrote:
>-Check out
>-
>-http://www.mykm.com/
>-
>-Make sure you run your mouse over it to see it in motion.
This was actually a joke on Futurama a couple weeks ago. They were walking
through a gyn, and all you could see was the upper half of a wone, with
weights going up and down behind her.
>-
>-~Steve-o
>-Who thinks its a shame he couldn't run that page through the
>-Jar-jargonizer.
>-
>-
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Make sure you run your mouse over it to see it in motion.
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Who thinks its a shame he couldn't run that page through the
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Jim Evans
On Tue, 22 Feb 2000, Comrade ~Steve-o declared:
} Make sure you run your mouse over it to see it in motion.
That's what *he* said!
JIM
Paul L. Kelly
>Check out
>
>http://www.mykm.com/
>
>Make sure you run your mouse over it to see it in motion.
I really like the part in the instructions for use where it says, "It is
very difficult to overexercise vaginal muscles." That statement alone
is worth setting up an entire website.
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Cici in Texas
>In article <38b218ab...@news.metro.net>, Dale, the drunk at Denny's
>who calls every waitress Cindy and pees in his pants wrote:
>
>>-Check out
>>-
>>-http://www.mykm.com/
>>-
>>-Make sure you run your mouse over it to see it in motion.
>
>This was actually a joke on Futurama a couple weeks ago. They were walking
>through a gyn, and all you could see was the upper half of a wone, with
>weights going up and down behind her.
Walking through a gyn? Damn, that must have stung!
Cici in Texas
trog
Ben wrote ...
> This was actually a joke on Futurama a couple weeks ago. They were walking
> through a gyn, and all you could see was the upper half of a wone, with
> weights going up and down behind her.
Sorry, Ben, you lost me there. I was OK as far as walking through the
gynæcologist but I still can't figure out what a wone is, despite the hint about
the weights. Is this a sort of in-joke that isn't an in-joke yet?
--
Tim.
Screwtape
>Walking through a gyn? Damn, that must have stung!
Not if it was only made of cotton.
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Henriette Kress
ste...@moonman.com (~Steve-o) wrote:
>Check out
>http://www.mykm.com/
Somebody please tell me this is a joke site.
>Make sure you run your mouse over it to see it in motion.
Enable java in order to see the picture, and -then- run your mouse over it to
see it in motion.
While the concept is valid (women need to exercise the pelvic floor muscles to
avoid the dribbles in their 7th or 11th decade, as menopause brings slacker
pelvic tissues) there is no need to turn Kegels, too, into an equipment sport.
Just bunch them up and relax, bunch and relax... regularly, every day.
I know I wouldn't use anything with that many sharp edges, and the potential for
that many pathogens, on -my- naughty bits.
/WIBBLE
Henriette
Ben
<tr...@REMOVETHISzoom.co.uk> wrote:
>-Ben wrote ...
>-
>-> This was actually a joke on Futurama a couple weeks ago. They were walking
>-> through a gyn, and all you could see was the upper half of a wone, with
>-> weights going up and down behind her.
>-
>-Sorry, Ben, you lost me there. I was OK as far as walking through the
>-gynæcologist but I still can't figure out what a wone is, despite the
hint about
>-the weights. Is this a sort of in-joke that isn't an in-joke yet?
>---
>-Tim.
I have no idea what happened to that post. Must be a modem problem.
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Jeffrey Kaplan
said:
; http://www.mykm.com/
;
; Make sure you run your mouse over it to see it in motion.
You're scaring me, man. How, and more importantly, WHY, are you
finding this stuff?
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Screwtape
>In article <88tddj$2ntb$1...@quince.news.easynet.net>, "trog"
><tr...@REMOVETHISzoom.co.uk> wrote:
>>-Ben wrote ...
>>-
>>-> This was actually a joke on Futurama a couple weeks ago. They were walking
>>-> through a gyn, and all you could see was the upper half of a wone, with
>>-> weights going up and down behind her.
>>-
>>-Sorry, Ben, you lost me there. I was OK as far as walking through the
>>-gynæcologist but I still can't figure out what a wone is, despite the
>hint about
>>-the weights. Is this a sort of in-joke that isn't an in-joke yet?
>>---
>>-Tim.
>
>I have no idea what happened to that post. Must be a modem problem.
Your ISP told you to turn off error correction, right?
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Ben
thristianS...@atdot.org wrote:
>-Ben schrieb:
>->In article <88tddj$2ntb$1...@quince.news.easynet.net>, "trog"
>-><tr...@REMOVETHISzoom.co.uk> wrote:
>->>-Ben wrote ...
>->>-
>->>-> This was actually a joke on Futurama a couple weeks ago. They were
walking
>->>-> through a gyn, and all you could see was the upper half of a wone, with
>->>-> weights going up and down behind her.
>->>-
>->>-Sorry, Ben, you lost me there. I was OK as far as walking through the
>->>-gynæcologist but I still can't figure out what a wone is, despite the
>->hint about
>->>-the weights. Is this a sort of in-joke that isn't an in-joke yet?
>->>---
>->>-Tim.
>->
>->I have no idea what happened to that post. Must be a modem problem.
>-
>-Your ISP told you to turn off error correction, right?
/me wishes he knew how to turn off error correction, just to claim that's
true...
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Ed Chauvin IV
toes.
>Check out
>
>http://www.mykm.com/
>
>Make sure you run your mouse over it to see it in motion.
>
>
>~Steve-o
>Who thinks its a shame he couldn't run that page through the
>Jar-jargonizer.
The dialectizer, on the other hand, had no difficulty.
http://www.rinkworks.com/dialect/dialectp.cgi?dialect=redneck&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.mykm.com%2F
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Sid
Sid
Ben <late...@usa.net> wrote in message
news:latebird-210...@mdpl-01-094.dialup.netins.net...
> In article <38b218ab...@news.metro.net>, Dale, the drunk at Denny's
> who calls every waitress Cindy and pees in his pants wrote:
>
> >-Check out
> >-
> >-http://www.mykm.com/
> >-
>
> This was actually a joke on Futurama a couple weeks ago. They were walking
>
Talking about Futurama, what episode number is it now?
Sid
TechnoAtheist
ste...@moonman.com (~Steve-o) wrote:
>Check out
>
>http://www.mykm.com/
>
You know, I had this feeling that when I started the page'o'links, folks would
start adding stuff like this.
Kinda "Yahoo! for the deeply disturbed"
Ed Chauvin IV
toes.
>On Tue, 22 Feb 2000 05:04:36 GMT, a group of grunting monkeys claiming to be
>ste...@moonman.com (~Steve-o) wrote:
>
>>Check out
>>
>>http://www.mykm.com/
>>
>
>You know, I had this feeling that when I started the page'o'links, folks would
>start adding stuff like this.
I just hope that page is manually created, and not the result of some
sort of unattended script. Otherwise someone might be tempted to link
to DMP's organ.
Oh wait, he's already linked it.
Ed Chauvin IV
Ben
<techno...@spamIsBad.email.com> wrote:
>-On Tue, 22 Feb 2000 05:04:36 GMT, a group of grunting monkeys claiming to be
>-ste...@moonman.com (~Steve-o) wrote:
>-
>->Check out
>->
>->http://www.mykm.com/
>->
>-
>-You know, I had this feeling that when I started the page'o'links, folks would
>-start adding stuff like this.
>-
>-Kinda "Yahoo! for the deeply disturbed"
Oh, and my name is Ben Brockert, not "Brokert". You could just leave it as
"Ben", but I guess there are two of us, aren't there.
Ben
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Ben
"Sid" <s...@siddhartha.8m.com> wrote:
>-Ben <late...@usa.net> wrote in message
>-news:latebird-210...@mdpl-01-094.dialup.netins.net...
>-> In article <38b218ab...@news.metro.net>, Dale, the drunk at Denny's
>-> who calls every waitress Cindy and pees in his pants wrote:
>->
>-> >-Check out
>-> >-
>-> >-http://www.mykm.com/
>-> >-
>-> >-Make sure you run your mouse over it to see it in motion.
>->
>-> This was actually a joke on Futurama a couple weeks ago. They were walking
>-> through a gyn, and all you could see was the upper half of a wone, with
>-> weights going up and down behind her.
>->
>-
>-Talking about Futurama, what episode number is it now?
Erm... dunno. Ask in alt.tv.futurama
It was the one where the Doctor crustacean person went to his home planet
to have sex.
>-Sid
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Uncle Jesse
Kaplan <postm...@gordol.org> wrote:
> While idling wondering if the Pakmara can really do that, ~Steve-o
> said:
>
> ; http://www.mykm.com/
> ;
> ; Make sure you run your mouse over it to see it in motion.
>
> You're scaring me, man. How, and more importantly, WHY, are you
> finding this stuff?
Oh that's nothing. Try http://www.goatse.cx It was linked from slashdot.
DON'T blame me if you do go there. It is really *really* *REALLY* gross.
I mean it. I take no responsibility whatsoever. This means you.
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TechnoAtheist
late...@usa.net (Ben) wrote:
>Oh, and my name is Ben Brockert, not "Brokert". You could just leave it as
>"Ben", but I guess there are two of us, aren't there.
d'oh.
fixed. (or will be shortly)
TechnoAtheist
claiming to be uncle...@mac.com (Uncle Jesse) wrote:
>In article <4sh4bsskr742o51oc...@news.std.com>, Jeffrey
>Kaplan <postm...@gordol.org> wrote:
>
>> While idling wondering if the Pakmara can really do that, ~Steve-o
>> said:
>>
>> ; http://www.mykm.com/
>> ;
>> ; Make sure you run your mouse over it to see it in motion.
>>
>> You're scaring me, man. How, and more importantly, WHY, are you
>> finding this stuff?
>
>Oh that's nothing. Try http://www.goatse.cx It was linked from slashdot.
>DON'T blame me if you do go there. It is really *really* *REALLY* gross.
>I mean it. I take no responsibility whatsoever. This means you.
Ok, I found one that i will not be adding...
"Weren't you here yesterday for that prostrate exam?"
~Steve-o
<techno...@spamIsBad.email.com> yacked this on my shoe:
>You know, I had this feeling that when I started the page'o'links, folks
>would start adding stuff like this.
>Kinda "Yahoo! for the deeply disturbed"
I like that.
"Do you Yurk?!?"
~Steve-o
this on my shoe:
>Oh that's nothing. Try http://***.******.** It was linked from slashdot.
>DON'T blame me if you do go there. It is really *really* *REALLY* gross.
That was unnecessary.
Uncle Jesse
who calls every waitress Cindy and pees in his pants wrote:
> I had to get a mop because uncle...@mac.com (Uncle Jesse) yacked
> this on my shoe:
>
> >Oh that's nothing. Try http://***.******.** It was linked from slashdot.
> >DON'T blame me if you do go there. It is really *really* *REALLY* gross.
>
> That was unnecessary.
You were warned. Repeatedly.
I didn't have the luxury of a warning. And I was at work. This was not good.
Sid
> In article <22E71DAEC504D111B781...@pfs21.ex.nus.edu.sg>,
> "Sid" <s...@siddhartha.8m.com> wrote:
>
> >-Ben <late...@usa.net> wrote in message
> >-news:latebird-210...@mdpl-01-094.dialup.netins.net...
Denny's
> >-> who calls every waitress Cindy and pees in his pants wrote:
> >->
> >-> >-Check out
> >-> >-
> >-> >-http://www.mykm.com/
> >-> >-
> >-> >-Make sure you run your mouse over it to see it in motion.
> >->
> >-> This was actually a joke on Futurama a couple weeks ago. They were
walking
> >-> through a gyn, and all you could see was the upper half of a wone,
with
> >-> weights going up and down behind her.
> >->
> >-
> >-Talking about Futurama, what episode number is it now?
>
> Erm... dunno. Ask in alt.tv.futurama
>
> It was the one where the Doctor crustacean person went to his home planet
> to have sex.
Oh ok! I have that episode.
Sid
Jason Willoughby
> Organization: RHODents Helping Overzealous Dieters
I know I'm not hungry anymore...
> Oh that's nothing. Try http://www.goatse.cx It was linked from slashdot.
> DON'T blame me if you do go there. It is really *really* *REALLY* gross.
> I mean it. I take no responsibility whatsoever. This means you.
I'm truly disappointed in the lack of goatse.cx at that site. Why go
through all the trouble to get that domain, and then not use it?
Jeffrey Kaplan
said:
; > You're scaring me, man. How, and more importantly, WHY, are you
; > finding this stuff?
;
; Oh that's nothing. Try http://www.goatse.cx It was linked from slashdot.
; DON'T blame me if you do go there. It is really *really* *REALLY* gross.
; I mean it. I take no responsibility whatsoever. This means you.
YSSF. Why are you taking pictures of Dumpcarat?
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On Wed, 23 Feb 2000, Comrade Jeffrey Kaplan declared:
} While idling wondering if the Pakmara can really do that, Uncle Jesse
} said:
}
} ; > You're scaring me, man. How, and more importantly, WHY, are you
} ; > finding this stuff?
} ;
} ; Oh that's nothing. Try http://www.goatse.cx It was linked from slashdot.
} ; DON'T blame me if you do go there. It is really *really* *REALLY* gross.
} ; I mean it. I take no responsibility whatsoever. This means you.
}
} YSSF. Why are you taking pictures of Dumpcarat?
You know, I was going to go check this out until this comment.
JIM, has his limits
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yacked this on my shoe:
>} ; Oh that's nothing. Try http://www.goatse.cx It was linked from slashdot.
>} ; DON'T blame me if you do go there. It is really *really* *REALLY* gross.
>} ; I mean it. I take no responsibility whatsoever. This means you.
>} YSSF. Why are you taking pictures of Dumpcarat?
>You know, I was going to go check this out until this comment.
It's nothing so polite as a mutilated penis. It's much worse. Trust
me. I'm having nightmares about that picture.
Viki
news:Pine.LNX.4.21.000223...@linux1.science
.uottawa.ca...
>
> On Wed, 23 Feb 2000, Comrade Jeffrey Kaplan declared:
> } While idling wondering if the Pakmara can really do
that, Uncle Jesse
> } said:
> }
> } ; > You're scaring me, man. How, and more importantly,
WHY, are you
> } ; > finding this stuff?
> } ;
linked from slashdot.
> } ; DON'T blame me if you do go there. It is really
*really* *REALLY* gross.
> } ; I mean it. I take no responsibility whatsoever. This
means you.
> }
> } YSSF. Why are you taking pictures of Dumpcarat?
>
> You know, I was going to go check this out until this
comment.
I sincerely wish that I had not.
I never closed a screen so damn fast in my life.
I have learned my lesson. No MORE.
Viki
Nobody Knows
Jeffrey Kaplan wrote in message
<7d37bs4cus7ntiqms...@news.std.com>...
>While idling wondering if the Pakmara can really do that, Uncle Jesse
>said:
>
>; > You're scaring me, man. How, and more importantly, WHY, are you
>; > finding this stuff?
>;
>; Oh that's nothing. Try http://www.goatse.cx It was linked from slashdot.
>; DON'T blame me if you do go there. It is really *really* *REALLY* gross.
>; I mean it. I take no responsibility whatsoever. This means you.
>
>YSSF. Why are you taking pictures of Dumpcarat?
I saw nothing pierced in that picture. Have I mentioned that I do have a
piercing just in front of my asshole, just behind my balls. Its a
very...titillating piercing...
RST
@ While idling wondering if the Pakmara can really do that, Uncle Jesse
@ said:
@
@ ; > You're scaring me, man. How, and more importantly, WHY, are you
@ ; > finding this stuff?
@ ;
@ ; Oh that's nothing. Try http://www.goatse.cx It was linked from slashdot.
@ ; DON'T blame me if you do go there. It is really *really* *REALLY* gross.
@ ; I mean it. I take no responsibility whatsoever. This means you.
@
@ YSSF. Why are you taking pictures of Dumpcarat?
Speaking of DMP, check out alt.religion.kibology. there's a thread about him
there. oh, wait, DMP's is pierced, not stapled.
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Jeffrey Kaplan
said:
; On Wed, 23 Feb 2000, Comrade Jeffrey Kaplan declared:
; } While idling wondering if the Pakmara can really do that, Uncle Jesse
; } said:
; }
; } ; > You're scaring me, man. How, and more importantly, WHY, are you
; } ; > finding this stuff?
; } ;
; } ; Oh that's nothing. Try http://www.goatse.cx It was linked from slashdot.
; } ; DON'T blame me if you do go there. It is really *really* *REALLY* gross.
; } ; I mean it. I take no responsibility whatsoever. This means you.
; }
; } YSSF. Why are you taking pictures of Dumpcarat?
;
; You know, I was going to go check this out until this comment.
At least I managed to save one pair of eyes, even if it wasn't mine.
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Uncle Jesse <uncle...@mac.com> wrote in message
news:unclejesse-22...@198.108.83.100...
> In article <4sh4bsskr742o51oc...@news.std.com>, Jeffrey
> Kaplan <postm...@gordol.org> wrote:
>
> > While idling wondering if the Pakmara can really do that, ~Steve-o
> > said:
> >
> > ; http://www.mykm.com/
> > ;
> >
> > You're scaring me, man. How, and more importantly, WHY, are you
> > finding this stuff?
>
> Oh that's nothing. Try http://www.goatse.cx It was linked from slashdot.
> DON'T blame me if you do go there. It is really *really* *REALLY* gross.
> I mean it. I take no responsibility whatsoever. This means you.
*PUKE*
Don't ever do that again!
Sid
Sid
slashdot.
> >} ; DON'T blame me if you do go there. It is really *really* *REALLY*
gross.
> >} ; I mean it. I take no responsibility whatsoever. This means you.
>
>
> >You know, I was going to go check this out until this comment.
>
> me. I'm having nightmares about that picture.
>
OH!
Lucky I didn't see it completely. For once I am thankful for images that
load bit by bit.
Sid
Sid
Viki <thev...@stargate.net> wrote in message
news:8916el$1qobc$5...@fu-berlin.de...
> Jim Evans <jev...@physics.uottawa.ca> wrote in message
> news:Pine.LNX.4.21.000223...@linux1.science
> .uottawa.ca...
> >
> > } said:
> > }
> > } ; > You're scaring me, man. How, and more importantly,
> WHY, are you
> > } ; > finding this stuff?
> > } ; Oh that's nothing. Try http://www.goatse.cx It was
> linked from slashdot.
> > } ; DON'T blame me if you do go there. It is really
> *really* *REALLY* gross.
> > } ; I mean it. I take no responsibility whatsoever. This
> means you.
> > }
> > } YSSF. Why are you taking pictures of Dumpcarat?
> >
> > You know, I was going to go check this out until this
> comment.
>
> I never closed a screen so damn fast in my life.
Me too.
Sid
Daniel E. Macks
>While idling wondering if the Pakmara can really do that, Jim Evans
>said:
>
>; On Wed, 23 Feb 2000, Comrade Jeffrey Kaplan declared:
>; } While idling wondering if the Pakmara can really do that, Uncle Jesse
>; } said:
>; }
>; } ; > You're scaring me, man. How, and more importantly, WHY, are you
>; } ; > finding this stuff?
>; } ;
>; } ; Oh that's nothing. Try http://www.goatse.cx It was linked from slashdot.
>; } ; DON'T blame me if you do go there. It is really *really* *REALLY* gross.
>; } ; I mean it. I take no responsibility whatsoever. This means you.
>; }
>; } YSSF. Why are you taking pictures of Dumpcarat?
>;
>; You know, I was going to go check this out until this comment.
>
Where do you keep 'em? Are they for good luck, or just a conversation piece?
dan, whose bright red Siamese fighting fishies live in a jar
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Jeffrey Kaplan
Macks said:
; >; } YSSF. Why are you taking pictures of Dumpcarat?
; >; You know, I was going to go check this out until this comment.
; >At least I managed to save one pair of eyes, even if it wasn't mine.
; Where do you keep 'em? Are they for good luck, or just a conversation piece?
I keep 'em on my Desktop for luck.
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Ami
> <snipped the gross stuff>
>
> I saw nothing pierced in that picture. Have I mentioned that I do have a
> piercing just in front of my asshole, just behind my balls. Its a
> very...titillating piercing...
I'm sure I speak for many when I say we did NOT need to know this. Also, come
up for a name for the area so we can avoid this description in the future. How
'bout the Isthmus of Dumpcarat?
Jim Evans
On Fri, 17 Mar 2000, Comrade Screwtape declared:
} Ami schrieb:
Hm. We've seen you before, haven't we?
} >Nobody Knows wrote:
} >> <snipped the gross stuff>
} >>
} >> I saw nothing pierced in that picture. Have I mentioned that I do have a
} >> piercing just in front of my asshole, just behind my balls. Its a
} >> very...titillating piercing...
} >
} >I'm sure I speak for many when I say we did NOT need to know this.
}
} Unfortunately, that's not an option for many RHODites - we've been told about
} most of DMP's piercings before, and in loving detail.
}
} > Also, come up for a name for the area so we can avoid this
} > description in the future. How 'bout the Isthmus of Dumpcarat?
}
} How about we call it "Dr Fred Mbogo"?
That would go well with his other piercing, the Ring of the Niebelung.
JIM, WAGN3R R00LZ D00D!!1!!1!!!
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Uncle Jesse
<no_spam_thanks...@yourewell.com> wrote:
> Nobody Knows wrote:
>
> > <snipped the gross stuff>
> >
> > I saw nothing pierced in that picture. Have I mentioned that I do have a
> > piercing just in front of my asshole, just behind my balls. Its a
> > very...titillating piercing...
>
> I'm sure I speak for many when I say we did NOT need to know this. Also, come
> up for a name for the area so we can avoid this description in the
future. How
> 'bout the Isthmus of Dumpcarat?
Um, I thought it already had a name--the Chin Rest. At least on women anyway.
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Screwtape
>Nobody Knows wrote:
>> <snipped the gross stuff>
>>
>> I saw nothing pierced in that picture. Have I mentioned that I do have a
>> piercing just in front of my asshole, just behind my balls. Its a
>> very...titillating piercing...
>
>I'm sure I speak for many when I say we did NOT need to know this.
Unfortunately, that's not an option for many RHODites - we've been told about
most of DMP's piercings before, and in loving detail.
>Also, come
>up for a name for the area so we can avoid this description in the future. How
>'bout the Isthmus of Dumpcarat?
How about we call it "Dr Fred Mbogo"?
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Nobody Knows
Ami wrote in message <38D1510B...@yourewell.com>...
>Nobody Knows wrote:
>
>> <snipped the gross stuff>
>>
>> I saw nothing pierced in that picture. Have I mentioned that I do have a
>> piercing just in front of my asshole, just behind my balls. Its a
>> very...titillating piercing...
>
come
>up for a name for the area so we can avoid this description in the future.
How
>'bout the Isthmus of Dumpcarat?
The piercing itself is a 'guiche' will that do?
Nobody Knows
Screwtape wrote in message ...
>Ami schrieb:
>>Nobody Knows wrote:
>>> <snipped the gross stuff>
>>>
>>> I saw nothing pierced in that picture. Have I mentioned that I do have
a
>>> piercing just in front of my asshole, just behind my balls. Its a
>>> very...titillating piercing...
>>
>>I'm sure I speak for many when I say we did NOT need to know this.
>
about
>most of DMP's piercings before, and in loving detail.
Come on, admit it, you found it...alluring to hear about my piercings didn't
you?
>
>>Also, come
>>up for a name for the area so we can avoid this description in the future.
How
>>'bout the Isthmus of Dumpcarat?
>
>How about we call it "Dr Fred Mbogo"?
My isthmus shall not be referred to as "Dr. Fred Mbogo" That's a silly name
Viki
news:8atup...@news2.newsguy.com...
> >
> >> <snipped the gross stuff>
> >>
> >> I saw nothing pierced in that picture. Have I
mentioned that I do have a
> >> piercing just in front of my asshole, just behind my
balls. Its a
> >> very...titillating piercing...
> >
> >I'm sure I speak for many when I say we did NOT need to
> come
> >up for a name for the area so we can avoid this
description in the future.
> How
> >'bout the Isthmus of Dumpcarat?
>
>
I thought real men didn't eat guiche?
Viki
....oh, come on, someone was gonna say it...
Daniel E. Macks
>Nobody Knows <ten.asu@rekrapmd> wrote:
>> Ami wrote in message <38D1510B...@yourewell.com>:
>> >Nobody Knows wrote:
>> >>
>> >> <snipped the gross stuff>
>> >>
>> >> I saw nothing pierced in that picture. Have I mentioned that I
>> >> do have a piercing just in front of my asshole, just behind my
>> >> balls. Its a very...titillating piercing...
>> >
>> >I'm sure I speak for many when I say we did NOT need to know this.
>> >description in the future. How 'bout the Isthmus of Dumpcarat?
>>
>> The piercing itself is a 'guiche' will that do?
>
>I thought real men didn't eat guiche?
No, real men don't use cliche.
>Viki
>....oh, come on, someone was gonna say it...
dan, whose bright red Siamese fighting fishies are glad somebody finally did
Daniel E. Macks
>
> Have I mentioned that I do have a piercing just in front of my asshole,
> just behind my balls.
Repeatedly.
> Its a very...titillating piercing...
I'd've thought it'd be more of a sacramental piercing...
dan, whose bright red Siamese fighting fishies' breasts aren't located
down there
RST
@ In article <38D1510B...@yourewell.com>, Ami
@ <no_spam_thanks...@yourewell.com> wrote:
@
@ > Nobody Knows wrote:
@ >
@ > > <snipped the gross stuff>
@ > >
@ > > I saw nothing pierced in that picture. Have I mentioned that I do have a
@ > > piercing just in front of my asshole, just behind my balls. Its a
@ > > very...titillating piercing...
@ >
@ > I'm sure I speak for many when I say we did NOT need to know this. Also, come
@ > up for a name for the area so we can avoid this description in the
@ future. How
@ > 'bout the Isthmus of Dumpcarat?
@
@ Um, I thought it already had a name--the Chin Rest. At least on women anyway.
rearrange this a bit... 'the area in front of the asshole and behind the balls
on women."
I wasn't aware we had balls. [1]
[1] despite what some idiots on both sides may say, ovaries are NOT the same
thing.
Richard Fitzpatrick
>Uncle Jesse <uncle...@mac.com> wrote:
>@ In article <38D1510B...@yourewell.com>, Ami
>@ <no_spam_thanks...@yourewell.com> wrote:
>@
>@ > Nobody Knows wrote:
>@ >
>@ > > <snipped the gross stuff>
>@ > >
>@ > > I saw nothing pierced in that picture. Have I mentioned that I do
have a
>@ > > piercing just in front of my asshole, just behind my balls. Its a
>@ > > very...titillating piercing...
>@ >
>@ > I'm sure I speak for many when I say we did NOT need to know this.
Also, come
>@
>@ Um, I thought it already had a name--the Chin Rest. At least on women
anyway.
>
>rearrange this a bit... 'the area in front of the asshole and behind the
balls
>on women."
Perineum. The word you are looking for is perineum.
Richard.
{Replies have to get the lead out.}
Uncle Jesse
com_...@thomas.beka wrote:
> Uncle Jesse <uncle...@mac.com> wrote:
> @ In article <38D1510B...@yourewell.com>, Ami
> @ <no_spam_thanks...@yourewell.com> wrote:
> @
> @ > Nobody Knows wrote:
> @ >
> @ > > <snipped the gross stuff>
> @ > >
> @ > > I saw nothing pierced in that picture. Have I mentioned that I do
have a
> @ > > piercing just in front of my asshole, just behind my balls. Its a
> @ > > very...titillating piercing...
> @ >
> @ > I'm sure I speak for many when I say we did NOT need to know this.
Also, come
> @ > up for a name for the area so we can avoid this description in the
> @ future. How
> @ > 'bout the Isthmus of Dumpcarat?
> @
> @ Um, I thought it already had a name--the Chin Rest. At least on women
anyway.
>
> rearrange this a bit... 'the area in front of the asshole and behind the balls
> on women."
<language name=RSTese>
s/balls/genitalia/
</language>
> I wasn't aware we had balls. [1]
>
>
> [1] despite what some idiots on both sides may say, ovaries are NOT the same
> thing.
Well, they come from the same fetal tissue but go in opposite directions and
make different things. So they are very similar if not the same.
Jim Evans
On Sun, 19 Mar 2000, Comrade Sara M declared:
} Scrotum
That's what *she* said!
JIM, mmm, context-free quoting...
Uncle Jesse
<e...@speedlink.com.au> wrote:
> Scrotum
Scrot 'em? i don't even know 'em.
RST
@ In article <38D391F4...@speedlink.com.au>, Sara M
@ <e...@speedlink.com.au> wrote:
@
@ > Uncle Jesse wrote:
@ >
@ > > In article <slrn8d5dfe.60...@p15-term3-indy.netdirect.net>,
@ > > com_...@thomas.beka wrote:
@ > >
@ > > > Uncle Jesse <uncle...@mac.com> wrote:
@ > > > @ In article <38D1510B...@yourewell.com>, Ami
@ > > > @ <no_spam_thanks...@yourewell.com> wrote:
@ > > > @
@ > > > @ > Nobody Knows wrote:
@ > > > @ >
@ > > > @ > > <snipped the gross stuff>
@ > > > @ > >
@ > > > @ > > I saw nothing pierced in that picture. Have I mentioned that I do
@ > > > @ > > piercing just in front of my asshole, just behind my balls. Its a
@ > > > @ > > very...titillating piercing...
@ > > > @ >
@ > > > @ > I'm sure I speak for many when I say we did NOT need to know this.
@ > > > @ > up for a name for the area so we can avoid this description in the
@ > > > @ future. How
@ > > > @ > 'bout the Isthmus of Dumpcarat?
@ > > > @
@ > > > @ Um, I thought it already had a name--the Chin Rest. At least on women
@ > > >
@ > > > rearrange this a bit... 'the area in front of the asshole and behind
@ the balls
@ > > > on women."
@ > >
@ > > <language name=RSTese>
@ > > s/balls/genitalia/
@ > > </language>
@ > >
@ > > > I wasn't aware we had balls. [1]
@ > > >
@ > > >
@ > > > [1] despite what some idiots on both sides may say, ovaries are NOT
@ the same
@ > > > thing.
@ > >
@ > > Well, they come from the same fetal tissue but go in opposite directions and
@ > > make different things. So they are very similar if not the same.
@ >
@ > Scrotum
@
@ Scrot 'em? i don't even know 'em.
KEYBOARD
Sara M
Uncle Jesse wrote:
> In article <slrn8d5dfe.60...@p15-term3-indy.netdirect.net>,
> com_...@thomas.beka wrote:
>
> > Uncle Jesse <uncle...@mac.com> wrote:
> > @ In article <38D1510B...@yourewell.com>, Ami
> > @ <no_spam_thanks...@yourewell.com> wrote:
> > @
> > @ > Nobody Knows wrote:
> > @ >
> > @ > > <snipped the gross stuff>
> > @ > >
> > @ > > I saw nothing pierced in that picture. Have I mentioned that I do
> have a
> > @ > > piercing just in front of my asshole, just behind my balls. Its a
> > @ > > very...titillating piercing...
> > @ >
> > @ > I'm sure I speak for many when I say we did NOT need to know this.
> Also, come
> > @ > up for a name for the area so we can avoid this description in the
> > @ future. How
> > @ > 'bout the Isthmus of Dumpcarat?
> > @
> > @ Um, I thought it already had a name--the Chin Rest. At least on women
> anyway.
> >
> > rearrange this a bit... 'the area in front of the asshole and behind the balls
> > on women."
>
> <language name=RSTese>
> s/balls/genitalia/
> </language>
>
> > I wasn't aware we had balls. [1]
> >
> >
> > [1] despite what some idiots on both sides may say, ovaries are NOT the same
> > thing.
>
> Well, they come from the same fetal tissue but go in opposite directions and
> make different things. So they are very similar if not the same.
Scrotum
It's one of those words isn't it...
Jellyroll Papadopoulos
Massage: <unclejesse-18...@198.108.83.100>
Froom: uncle...@mac.com (Uncle Jesse)
On: Sat, 2391 Sep 1993 09:18:01 -0500
________________________________________________________________________________
> > I wasn't aware we had balls. [1]
> > [1] despite what some idiots on both sides may say, ovaries are NOT the same
> > thing.
> Well, they come from the same fetal tissue but go in opposite directions and
> make different things. So they are very similar if not the same.
Alas, not entirely (if not in the least) true. Most men[0] have
vestigial ovaries (called the Hydatids[1] of Magnani, for those who
give a toss) on top of their testicles. The phrase "from the same
f[o]etal tissue" depends very much on when in f[o]etal development you
choose your tissue, but the inference from the differentiation between
the Hydatid of Magnani and the Testicle proper (comprising the
tightly-packed epididymideal[2] tissues) is that there are two
different germinal precursors involved.
I do not know whether there are vestigeal epididymides[3] in wimmin,
but I would not be surprised.
[0] The organs in question are sometimes removed from pubescent
boys when they become entrapped as the testicles descend,
leading to torsion and necrosis.
[1] Hydatides?
[2] Ooh, I *love* that word.
[3] See [2]
--
Jellyroll Papadopoulos
It makes John Dougherty happy, so it must be good.
Ed Chauvin IV
Papadopoulos has 39 toes.
Error: Missing footnote #o. Abort, Retry, Fail?
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Richard Fitzpatrick <fit...@webone.Pb.com.au> wrote in message
news:38d3...@iridium.webone.com.au...
| RST wrote...
| >Uncle Jesse <uncle...@mac.com> wrote:
| >@ In article <38D1510B...@yourewell.com>, Ami
| >@ <no_spam_thanks...@yourewell.com> wrote:
| >@
| >@ > Nobody Knows wrote:
| >@ >
| >@ > > <snipped the gross stuff>
| >@ > >
| >@ > > I saw nothing pierced in that picture. Have I mentioned that I do
| have a
| >@ > > piercing just in front of my asshole, just behind my balls. Its a
| >@ > > very...titillating piercing...
| >@ >
| >@ > I'm sure I speak for many when I say we did NOT need to know this.
| Also, come
| >@
| >@ Um, I thought it already had a name--the Chin Rest. At least on women
| anyway.
| >
| >rearrange this a bit... 'the area in front of the asshole and behind the
| balls
| >on women."
|
Bingo! And you win today's star prize, a monogrammed ice cube!
--
Freyja "Noting that the perineum is located in the same area on men and
women"
(de-spam e-mail addy)
Jellyroll Papadopoulos
Massage: <NxRB4.9276$S4.7...@news1.rdc1.nj.home.com>
Froom: "Freyja" <lkpa...@cannedmeat.home.com>
On: Tue, 2394 Sep 1993 21:09:01 GMT
________________________________________________________________________________
> Richard Fitzpatrick:
> | Perineum. The word you are looking for is perineum.
> Bingo! And you win today's star prize, a monogrammed ice cube!
I prefer a good frenulum myself.
TechnoAtheist
Jellyroll Papadopoulos <Never...@email.com> wrote:
>Also Sprach Freyja:
>
>Massage: <NxRB4.9276$S4.7...@news1.rdc1.nj.home.com>
>Froom: "Freyja" <lkpa...@cannedmeat.home.com>
>On: Tue, 2394 Sep 1993 21:09:01 GMT
>________________________________________________________________________________
>
>> Richard Fitzpatrick:
>> | Perineum. The word you are looking for is perineum.
>
>> Bingo! And you win today's star prize, a monogrammed ice cube!
>
>I prefer a good frenulum myself.
Not me. Give me good old fashioned linoleum.
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Richard Fitzpatrick
>A group of vinyl monkeys claiming to be Jellyroll Papadopoulos wrote:
>>Also Sprach Freyja:
>>> Richard Fitzpatrick:
>>> | Perineum. The word you are looking for is perineum.
>>>
>>> Bingo! And you win today's star prize, a monogrammed ice cube!
>>
>>I prefer a good frenulum myself.
>
>Not me. Give me good old fashioned linoleum.
You really should have prepuced that remark.
Richard.
Cici in Texas
<Never...@email.com> wrote:
>Also Sprach Freyja:
>
>Massage: <NxRB4.9276$S4.7...@news1.rdc1.nj.home.com>
>Froom: "Freyja" <lkpa...@cannedmeat.home.com>
>On: Tue, 2394 Sep 1993 21:09:01 GMT
>________________________________________________________________________________
>
>> Richard Fitzpatrick:
>> | Perineum. The word you are looking for is perineum.
>
>> Bingo! And you win today's star prize, a monogrammed ice cube!
>
>I prefer a good frenulum myself.
I *do* like the way you think . . .
Cici in Texas
trog
Daniel E. Macks wrote ...
> Nobody Knows said:
> >
> > Have I mentioned that I do have a piercing just in front of my asshole,
> > just behind my balls.
>
> Repeatedly.
>
> > Its a very...titillating piercing...
>
> I'd've thought it'd be more of a sacramental piercing...
or maybe a fundamental piercing ...
--
Tim.
"You gather the idea that Mauritius was made first, then heaven; and that heaven
was copied after Mauritius" Mark Twain, 'Following the Equator', 1897
trog
Daniel E. Macks wrote ...
> >Nobody Knows <ten.asu@rekrapmd> wrote:
> >> Ami wrote in message <38D1510B...@yourewell.com>:
> >> >Nobody Knows wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> <snipped the gross stuff>
> >> >>
> >> >> do have a piercing just in front of my asshole, just behind my
> >> >
> >> >I'm sure I speak for many when I say we did NOT need to know this.
> >> >description in the future. How 'bout the Isthmus of Dumpcarat?
> >>
> >> The piercing itself is a 'guiche' will that do?
> >
> >I thought real men didn't eat guiche?
>
> No, real men don't use cliche.
Not when they've found their niché.
Henriette Kress
At least, that's what we all wish, eh?