Short Abstract

[Shaun Appleton]

As seen in Physics World Feb. '93 (the Institute of Physics monthly mag.)

"Last month saw the issue of a preprint from CERN's theory division by
D Hajdukovic and H Satz:- 'Does the one-dimensional Ising model show
intermittency?' asks the title. For those who understand the question
but are uninterested in the details, the abstract is commendably and
may be unprecendently succint... 'NO.'

I wish all academics would write like this.

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Shaun Appleton
Dept. of Physics
Newcastle University
England, UK

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