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Adriaan de Groot

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Apr 6, 2004, 4:59:09 AM4/6/04
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Aye, this has probably shown up several times already, but still
I was surprised at this bit of spam:

Hey my name is Cindy, I teach a kindergarten class during the
day and am looking for some night-time fun. I saw your profile
and it would seem that we have a lot in common. I am very much
into BDSM and am looking for a submissive male.

and mostly, me wondering (a) why she prefers disintegration resistance,
which can be gained intrinsically, over magic resistance or reflection,
which can't (b) why she needs an incubus.

[ade], raised to his full potential by a succubus

Raisse the Thaumaturge

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Apr 6, 2004, 5:51:41 AM4/6/04
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On Tuesday 06 April 2004 10:59 Adriaan de Groot (adr...@odin.cs.kun.nl)
wrote:

[Cindy wrote:]

> Hey my name is Cindy, I teach a kindergarten class during the
> day and am looking for some night-time fun. I saw your profile
> and it would seem that we have a lot in common. I am very much
> into BDSM and am looking for a submissive male.
>
> and mostly, me wondering (a) why she prefers disintegration
> resistance, which can be gained intrinsically, over magic resistance
> or reflection, which can't

Because she's a wizard (you have to, to teach kindergarten) so she has a
cloak of magic resistance. And obviously she got the amulet from
Sokoban, and she can't handle black dragons yet.

> (b) why she needs an incubus.

Presumably because four-year-old males don't satisfy her; moreover,
they're not submissive enough by far.

;-)

Raisse, killed by an incubus

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Status of Raisse (piously neutral):  Level 8  HP 63(67)  AC -3, fast.

Lars Kecke

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Apr 6, 2004, 6:00:49 AM4/6/04
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Adriaan de Groot wrote:
> Aye, this has probably shown up several times already, but still
> I was surprised at this bit of spam:
>
> Hey my name is Cindy, I teach a kindergarten class during the
> day and am looking for some night-time fun. I saw your profile
> and it would seem that we have a lot in common. I am very much
> into BDSM and am looking for a submissive male.
>
> and mostly, me wondering (a) why she prefers disintegration resistance,
> which can be gained intrinsically, over magic resistance or reflection,

Maybe she's a vegetarian.

> which can't (b) why she needs an incubus.

Btw. There should be a big book of nethack BDSM/bullwhip/iron
chain/scroll of punishment/incubus/how to apply unihorns/no pants jokes
around somewhere.

Lars

Fitzdraco

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Apr 6, 2004, 8:23:38 AM4/6/04
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"Adriaan de Groot" <adr...@odin.cs.kun.nl> wrote in message
news:c4trgt$5nf$1...@wnnews.sci.kun.nl...

Maybe she wants the whole set, that would be an interesting chalange.
As to the Incubus can't Foocubus give you levels if your cha is high enough?


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