Hey Guys!
I didn't realize you were writing about my adventure in TRON on the
internets. That d@mn pinghetto guy made me sh!t all over a ramp.
Although rather traumatic at first, I did enjoy riding the disc
despite a serious case of sticky nuts. I also rode one of the light
cycles, though I assume in the LE version they actually move?
Upon closer inspection of the playfield I was disappointed to find the
old TRON standup on the playfield doesn't even light up. Ridiculous.
I hear Transformers is out now? I still have my protective gear from
my days as a stunt toad and would really appreciate the opportunity to
test out the Megatron canon Evel Knievel style. I still can't believe
those pansies in Hollywood changed Megatron from a gun to a f*cking
tank, but I can't say I'm surprised either. These are the same PC
dipsh!ts that changed the guns in E.T. to cameras.
Does anyone have one I can test out? Judging by the number of
cosmetic mishaps on the TRON Pro playfield I will only accept an
invite from someone with an LE, preferably the Decepticon version as
Bumblebee and the rest of the Autobots are a bunch of pussies. He
started out as a Volkswagen Beetle for Chrissake. Don't even get me
started on that dopey semi truck...sorry, off topic there for a
minute.
Please let me know if you are willing to host a humble Toad once the
LE model is released. I can bring plenty of Miller Light and my rare
collection of Hustlers for you to peruse while I test Stern's latest
creation. If you also own a Hyperball, don't bother...d@mn near lost
a leg testing that thing at the Minnesota State Fair.