***
But before Parr visits Sloan's site, he first visits the official
Pokémon website
(Crass & cheesy? Yup! Kid-safe? You bet!)
http://www.pokemon.com/flash.htm
...and the Wikipedia page.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pokemon
Having learned all he knows about Pokémon from Sam Sloan's websites,
Parr naturally thinks [or thought, circa, June 2005--WHB 5/5/2006] that
Pokémon is some sort of soft porn cartoon. Hilarious--kindly let me
know how much pornography you find on
pokemon.com, Larry baby! (Or anyone else, for that matter: post
[nonexistent] salacious links below....)
To find Pokémon porn mixed with kid-friendly links, one needs to
visit Sam Sloan's website....
http://www.samsloan.com/pokeplot.htm
(How old is Misty, Larry baby? The answer is on the page)
http://www.shamema.com/pokepoll.htm
(What thought experiment involves Misty, Larry baby?)
Does Sloan seem to be fixated on sexualizing the barely pubescent
(here, admittedly, barely pubescent cartoon characters, but he's
reported his adventures with barely pubescent humans elsewhere)?
http://tinyurl.com/78g8t (you'll find three pages linked from this
message)
Larry Parr wrote:
<<As for Mr. Brock's hilarious daily countdown or,
more accurately, count-up (he is currently on day
324) the whole exercise is so over-the-top that it
might be regarded as bizarre even by Screaming Lord
Sutch, a celebrated British eccentric. >>
Of course, I wouldn't have been doing *any* of this if Larry Parr
simply visited Sam Sloan's Pokémon porn pages and told us whether he
approved of Sloan's marketing porn to children.
It must be convenient for Parr to go through life without a superego.
Day 334