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Kolaga Xiuhtecuhtli

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Jul 24, 2003, 8:00:32 PM7/24/03
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That Wouwzer dude ain't too handsome....

Mark VandenBerghe

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Jul 24, 2003, 11:46:15 PM7/24/03
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Laiseka

Mark VandenBerghe


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Ewoud Dronkert

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Jul 25, 2003, 4:47:17 AM7/25/03
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Landis, definitely. And he sits funny on the bike too. And he's a
dumbass (re: the naivety thread).

Qui si parla Campagnolo

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Jul 25, 2003, 8:29:24 AM7/25/03
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pelOton....geeeezzzzzz

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brianb

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Jul 25, 2003, 10:21:29 AM7/25/03
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Ewoud Dronkert <m...@privacy.net> wrote in message news:<b8r1ivo0l764bm4l8...@news.cis.dfn.de>...

> Landis, definitely. And he sits funny on the bike too. And he's a
> dumbass (re: the naivety thread).


Floyd Landis of USPS? He's not that ugly. He's very standard looking.

Some of the Spaniards were kind of funny looking, I though.

Ewoud Dronkert

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Jul 25, 2003, 10:29:23 AM7/25/03
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On 25 Jul 2003 07:21:29 -0700, brianb wrote:
>Floyd Landis of USPS? He's not that ugly. He's very standard looking.

You may have different standards.

Robert Chung

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Jul 25, 2003, 10:37:25 AM7/25/03
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"Ewoud Dronkert" <m...@privacy.net> wrote in message
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> On 25 Jul 2003 07:21:29 -0700, brianb wrote:
> >Floyd Landis of USPS? He's not that ugly. He's very standard looking.
>
> You may have different standards.

Here's the test: what do you guys think of the women from Eastern Europe?
Kurgan thinks they're hotties.


Ken Very Big Liar

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Jul 25, 2003, 1:48:13 PM7/25/03
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On Fri, 25 Jul 2003 10:47:17 +0200, Ewoud Dronkert <m...@privacy.net> wrote:

>Landis, definitely. And he sits funny on the bike too. And he's a
>dumbass (re: the naivety thread).

Landis definetly looks like a Dutchman to me.
---
Kelly Beard, a.k.a. Mr. K.V.B. Liar

Didier A. Depireux

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Jul 25, 2003, 2:32:04 PM7/25/03
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Kolaga Xiuhtecuhtli <XXXiuht...@worldnet.att.net> wrote:
> That Wouwzer dude ain't too handsome....

First find the ones who are still single, so that natural selection will
already have some of the job for you (unless they are gay?)

Didier

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Kurgan Gringioni

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Jul 25, 2003, 4:38:22 PM7/25/03
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"Robert Chung" <inv...@nospam.com> wrote in message
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Here's a story for you:

This woman I know who dabbled a little in racing is quite attractive by our
standards. A number of guys on our team had crushes on her and she is
chatted up almost daily by men she doesn't know.

She did a semester abroad in Hungary. Her description of the women there
(paraphrased):

"Most of the women there are tall, with big boobs, long legs and they wear
too much makeup. You'd love it. I didn't get hit on once the entire time I
was there! It was very upsetting!"

The stories from guys are pretty much the same. They say about half the
women are hotties.

I haven't been there, so I don't know. When I do go, I'll file a report.


Kenny

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Jul 25, 2003, 8:23:50 PM7/25/03
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That has got to be Roberto Laiseka

Tom Kunich

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Jul 26, 2003, 7:19:44 PM7/26/03
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"Kolaga Xiuhtecuhtli" <XXXiuht...@worldnet.att.net> wrote in
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> That Wouwzer dude ain't too handsome....

Henry is the ugliest rider in the world.


Khoomei

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Jul 27, 2003, 1:43:44 AM7/27/03
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Mederic Clain is pretty funny/cool looking being the only guy wearing
regular glasses. Did you see him sprinting for the finish line in that
stage that ended at the airport?

On Fri, 25 Jul 2003 10:47:17 +0200, Ewoud Dronkert <m...@privacy.net>
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>Landis, definitely. And he sits funny on the bike too. And he's a

Khoomei

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Jul 27, 2003, 1:54:01 AM7/27/03
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LOL

What about Rene "Lemmy" Haselbacher?

Joseba Beloki?
Moreau looks goofy with his wagging tongue.
Jonathon Vaughters after the bee sting last year.

Ewoud Dronkert

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Jul 27, 2003, 3:38:07 AM7/27/03
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On Sun, 27 Jul 2003 00:43:44 -0500, Khoomei wrote:
>Mederic Clain is pretty funny/cool looking being the only guy wearing
>regular glasses. Did you see him sprinting for the finish line in that
>stage that ended at the airport?

No but http://membres.lycos.fr/clainmederic/102.jpg

Jiyang Chen

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Jul 28, 2003, 9:16:48 PM7/28/03
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JOseba has very bad teeth.
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Jiyang Chen

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Jul 28, 2003, 9:25:59 PM7/28/03
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who's the Wouwzer dude?

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Jiyang Chen

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Jul 28, 2003, 9:26:51 PM7/28/03
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It has to be Richard Virenque and his gay looking one finger salute.


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Khoomei

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Jul 28, 2003, 10:15:17 PM7/28/03
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Georg Totschnig has yellow though straight teeth. When he was in the
dry ITT, OLN had a close-up of Totsch and ewww. Man, just get teeth
whitner. Besides that, he looked pretty good.

Joseba just looks like he was undernourished as a child.

Mike Jacoubowsky

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Jul 28, 2003, 11:19:21 PM7/28/03
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Actually, in Bordeaux, it was me. I was hanging around the area where the
riders come through after the finish, and some guy mistook me for a racer
and wanted my water bottles and an autograph. And when somebody sees
something like that, all of a sudden others head that way and in no time at
all I literally had a mob of people surrounding me.

Me. Unshaved legs, 47 years old, a tad bit heavier and taller than the
typical TDF guy. Oh, must have been my official tour-issue handlebar bag
that made them think I was one of the racers? Or maybe my seat bag (and
expanding version with teeth painted on it)?

It's all in my diary on-line, of course.
www.ChainReaction.com/diaryfrance2003.htm

Weird.

--Mike-- Chain Reaction Bicycles
http://www.ChainReactionBicycles.com


Didier A. Depireux

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Jul 29, 2003, 10:04:01 AM7/29/03
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Kolaga Xiuhtecuhtli <XXXiuht...@worldnet.att.net> wrote:
> That Wouwzer dude ain't too handsome....

For those who don't know, you can see a short interview of all TdF (TIOOYK)
riders on
http://letour.francetv.fr/tdf_trombinoscope.php3
You can even see Lance speak francais.

hERZaUSsTAHL

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Oct 13, 2003, 4:29:55 AM10/13/03
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Cipollini is considered to be a great looking guy. After seeing the WCH
promo on Eurosport (that shows him winning), i said to myself: that guy
isn't too good looking. Has a very long, flat face. I heard he did some
sort of modeling a while ago... And he is such an ass too. Those
Zubeldia and Mayo boys are not exactly charmers. Neither is Laiseka.

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Graham

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Oct 13, 2003, 6:04:56 AM10/13/03
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"hERZaUSsTAHL" <usenet...@cyclingforums.com> wrote in message
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> Cipollini is considered to be a great looking guy. After seeing the WCH
> promo on Eurosport (that shows him winning), i said to myself: that guy
> isn't too good looking. Has a very long, flat face. I heard he did some
> sort of modeling a while ago... And he is such an ass too. Those
> Zubeldia and Mayo boys are not exactly charmers. Neither is Laiseka.

Lance Armstong, no question about it !

Graham

Tom Arsenault

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Oct 13, 2003, 10:16:46 AM10/13/03
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"Graham" <gt...@btinternetDOT.com> wrote in message news:<bmdtc8$el0$1...@sparta.btinternet.com>...

Nozal. Did you see the grill on that guy? Dental plan should be
included for all pro contracts.

Sonarrat Citalis

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Oct 13, 2003, 10:41:13 AM10/13/03
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hERZaUSsTAHL <usenet...@cyclingforums.com> wrote in message news:<3f8a6733$1...@news.chariot.net.au>...

> Cipollini is considered to be a great looking guy. After seeing the WCH


> promo on Eurosport (that shows him winning), i said to myself: that guy
> isn't too good looking. Has a very long, flat face. I heard he did some
> sort of modeling a while ago... And he is such an ass too.

He has a nice, well-tanned body and a sort of gruff demeanor. Let's
just say a nude photo of Cipo would go over much better than that
group of Spanish riders who posed a couple weeks ago.

> Those
> Zubeldia and Mayo boys are not exactly charmers. Neither is Laiseka.

I don't know, I think Mayo is handsome. Orange is not Zubeldia's
color (I know, funny to say, but I'm just talking aesthetics); he's
not really that bad-looking.

http://www.deia.com/GureaG/Planti24.htm

Oh, yeah, and you were wondering about Wouwer?

http://www.cyclingnews.com/tour.php?id=photos/2003/tour03/stage16/CH/CH3205

-Sonarrat.

Boyd Speerschneider

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Oct 13, 2003, 11:52:47 AM10/13/03
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gian...@hotmail.com (Tom Arsenault) wrote in
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Udo Bolts... same ugly teeth as Nozal.

Nick Burns

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Oct 13, 2003, 12:22:18 PM10/13/03
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hERZaUSsTAHL wrote:
> Cipollini is considered to be a great looking guy. After seeing the
> WCH promo on Eurosport (that shows him winning), i said to myself:
> that guy isn't too good looking. Has a very long, flat face. I heard
> he did some sort of modeling a while ago... And he is such an ass
> too. Those Zubeldia and Mayo boys are not exactly charmers. Neither
> is Laiseka.

Vote in the poll at this site:

http://www.homo.com/homobikeracers/pollwhocares

Nick Burns

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Oct 13, 2003, 11:43:16 PM10/13/03
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"hERZaUSsTAHL" <usenet...@cyclingforums.com> wrote in message
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> Cipollini is considered to be a great looking guy. After seeing the WCH
> promo on Eurosport (that shows him winning), i said to myself: that guy
> isn't too good looking. Has a very long, flat face. I heard he did some
> sort of modeling a while ago... And he is such an ass too. Those
> Zubeldia and Mayo boys are not exactly charmers. Neither is Laiseka.
>

One more thing to burst your bubble. Some cycling chicks told me that the
BEST looking dudes are those blokes in the orange jerseys. Well, other than
Laiseka. I don't remember which was the favorite, it was either Mayo or
Zubeldia.


Ewoud Dronkert

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Oct 14, 2003, 3:53:23 AM10/14/03
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On Mon, 13 Oct 2003 20:43:16 -0700, Nick Burns wrote:
> BEST looking dudes are those blokes in the orange jerseys.

Freire? Boogerd?

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