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Tyler receives 2 year suspension for 34th birthday

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crit PRO

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Mar 10, 2005, 8:55:25 PM3/10/05
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Word around town is that he has stopped training for the 2005 Tour de
France. Draw your own conclusions.

clean PRO

(Tyler is clean too, technically speaking)

kaiser

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Mar 10, 2005, 9:07:55 PM3/10/05
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Uh, he has no team, innocent or guilty. Why would he train for the TDF
if he has no ride?

Bill C

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Mar 10, 2005, 9:52:49 PM3/10/05
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Yep and Snoopy sucking down the vet meds guided by Charlie Brown are
going to take this years TDF. You've been SO wrong, SO many times why
the hell should anyone believe you?
Bill C

Carl Sundquist

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Mar 10, 2005, 9:56:00 PM3/10/05
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"Bill C" <trito...@aol.com> wrote in message
news:1110509569.8...@o13g2000cwo.googlegroups.com...

People might be willing to watch a pay-per-view of a fight between Magilla
and Crit Pro

Handbags at twenty paces?


Ryan Cousineau

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Mar 11, 2005, 1:02:53 AM3/11/05
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In article <1110506875.2...@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com>,
"kaiser" <pjma...@gmail.com> wrote:

> Uh, he has no team, innocent or guilty. Why would he train for the TDF
> if he has no ride?

Because a clean Tyler is a signed Tyler. There are a fair number of
teams who need a rider as strong as Hamilton. If I was TH, even if I
knew I was doped to the gills, I'd still be training until at least the
hearing, just to keep options open.

Livedrunk,
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Ryan Cousineau, rcou...@sfu.ca http://www.wiredcola.com
Verus de parvis; verus de magnis.

Donald Munro

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Mar 11, 2005, 3:10:13 AM3/11/05
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Ryan Cousineau wrote:
> Livedrunk,

What colour are the bracelets or do you wear something else ?


Curtis L. Russell

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Mar 11, 2005, 10:00:50 AM3/11/05
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On Fri, 11 Mar 2005 10:10:13 +0200, Donald Munro
<inv...@invalid.invalid> wrote:

>What colour are the bracelets or do you wear something else ?

Wine or Champagne would be appropriate.

Curtis L. Russell
Odenton, MD (USA)
Just someone on two wheels...

MagillaGorilla

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Mar 11, 2005, 7:41:05 PM3/11/05
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crit PRO wrote:

Procrit™ Injectable,

Nobody knows the decision of the CAS before they announce it. So there
is no "word around town." And therefore no conclusions can be drawn.

Sorry,

Magilla

MagillaGorilla

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Mar 11, 2005, 7:49:40 PM3/11/05
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Carl Sundquist wrote:

I appreciate the thought, Carl. Thank you.

If I ever boxed Crit Pro, I would fuck him up like Mike Tyson beating on
Robin Givens and make him cry like a girl. Then I would bite his ear
off and rape his sister.

After that, I would go home and blow $3 million on some new tigers.

Thanks,

Magilla

Howard Kveck

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Mar 11, 2005, 10:32:39 PM3/11/05
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In article <ckc331l1qnc9cvkml...@4ax.com>,

Curtis L. Russell <cur...@the-md-russells.org> wrote:

> On Fri, 11 Mar 2005 10:10:13 +0200, Donald Munro
> <inv...@invalid.invalid> wrote:
>
> >What colour are the bracelets or do you wear something else ?
>
> Wine or Champagne would be appropriate.

Wouldn't you just make the bracelet out of the plastic rings they put
around the tops of the cans in a six pack?

--
tanx,
Howard

Butter is love.

remove YOUR SHOES to reply, ok?

Ryan Cousineau

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Mar 12, 2005, 10:26:24 AM3/12/05
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In article <YOURhoward-36278...@comcast.dca.giganews.com>,
Howard Kveck <YOURh...@h-SHOESbomb.com> wrote:

> In article <ckc331l1qnc9cvkml...@4ax.com>,
> Curtis L. Russell <cur...@the-md-russells.org> wrote:
>
> > On Fri, 11 Mar 2005 10:10:13 +0200, Donald Munro
> > <inv...@invalid.invalid> wrote:

["livedrunk"]

> > >What colour are the bracelets or do you wear something else ?
> >
> > Wine or Champagne would be appropriate.
>
> Wouldn't you just make the bracelet out of the plastic rings they put
> around the tops of the cans in a six pack?

Damn right you would! And I wear it in solidarity with all my non-drunk
brothers until their condition is cured, or I lose all circulation in my
hand.

Ach. Doing the LSD ride today. Not the drug.

Chris M

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Mar 12, 2005, 1:20:51 PM3/12/05
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Well, he is likely hoping to announce a team contract AFTER the results
of the hearing are known (assuming he is allowed to race). I have no
inside knowledge but he probably came up with these contingencies even
before he "quit" Phonak. He likely has a deal with Phonak and \ or some
other team(s) contingent on getting his license back. I am sure he
knows whether those team(s) will be at the GTs (Protour and all).

Chris M

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Mar 12, 2005, 1:21:47 PM3/12/05
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That is assuming he has not already negotiated any contingency
contracts.

Curtis L. Russell

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Mar 12, 2005, 7:51:23 PM3/12/05
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On Fri, 11 Mar 2005 19:32:39 -0800, Howard Kveck
<YOURh...@h-SHOESbomb.com> wrote:

> Wouldn't you just make the bracelet out of the plastic rings they put
>around the tops of the cans in a six pack?

Good point, other than I always associate those with seagull necklaces
from the time I spent in Monterey, CA. They kept talking about banning
the plastic holders, but I guess we chose between the sea gulls and
beer and cheap beer won. What the hell, when the end of the world
comes, do you want cheap beer or a sea gull?

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