Andrew Vernon Albright
Us trackies are known for leaving them on. I had my race number on
my skinsuit for 9/10 of the season, but I dont train in a skinsuit.
I think this is up to you and Ronde.
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What time is it?
> Andrew Vernon Albright
I don't recall saying you looked Gay, but I do recall thinking that the
number looked crumpled. But that may be because you washed it. Wearing a
number after a race is definetely FREDLY, despite having washed your jersey.
Please don't do it again, especially with me around. You may also want to
consider riding for a team that provides you with more than one jersey.
Frame numbers, on the other hand, have slightly different rules. It's
acceptable to ride up until the Wednesday after a race with a frame number.
Ronde Champ
Chairman, Rules Committee
It's like those guys in high school who went around in the heated
building wearing coats from which dangled several kilos worth of
lift tickets from high-priced ski resorts.
I was on a ride this weekend with someone who had not only the
chainring mark, but the dangling bib short straps as well. If
she'd had the pinned number, it would have been the trifecta.
Dan
Many women I know ride with the bib straps down at the start of the ride, so
that when the inevitable pee stop happens, they can easily pull their shorts
down and go with the boys. They then fix their bib straps to the proper
position.
Ronde Champ
Women Issues Expert
Between wrapping your bars the wrong way and wearing your race number on a
training ride, you're turning into a real Fred. BMX number plates may have
been cool when you were a kid, but wearing your race number on a training
ride now that you're an adult is gay. I'm with RC on this one.
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Maybe he wasn't criticizing you, maybe he was hitting on you.
Brad Anders
"Andrew Albright" <alb...@mail.med.upenn.edu> wrote in message
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Ronde Champ
"Brad Anders" <nos...@mycompany.com> wrote in message
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ronde champ wrote:
>
> Has anyone else noticed that Brad gave an answer to a completely different
> question?
> if you're one
> > of those guys who never washes your jersey until the race is over ....
>It's like those guys in high school who went around in the heated
>building wearing coats from which dangled several kilos worth of
>lift tickets from high-priced ski resorts.
Ha! I did that in the late '80s.
>I was on a ride this weekend with someone who had not only the
>chainring mark, but the dangling bib short straps as well. If
>she'd had the pinned number, it would have been the trifecta.
Dangling bib straps? What? That's a new one.
I guess she liked the comfort of the shorts but the
straps were rubbing her the wrong way?
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"A photographic memory but with the lens cover glued on."
Take it off just before you wash your jersey or right after pulling
it out of the washer. Othjerwise you're a Fred AVA.
Brad Anders
"Daniel Connelly" <djco...@ieee.org> wrote in message
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The comment I made about not washing the jersey during a SR was a joke. I
never liked washing a jersey that was pinned because the pins often rust
easily and can stain the jersey. But for a SR, you forget about that,
because it's nuts to keep re-pinning numbers. You wash and leave them on. If
you can get stainless steel pins, or use some other way fo affixing the
number, you won't have any problem.
Brad Anders
"ronde champ" <ronde...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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You're very sharp today, Chria.
Ronde Champ
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C'mon, I thought that was pretty good.
Ronde Champ
Will Try Harder
One thing I forgot to mention - I don't think this is a "troll" although,
like "signal to noise" and "bandwidth", I'm not really sure what a "troll"
means. Seems to be another one of those terms that computer geeks like to
use that really have no use in the real world. Anyway, Andrew really did
wear his race number this morning and he looked like a dork.
Ronde Champ
Trollin'
I don't want to be around when you cross paths with a skunk. chris
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Not only is leaving the stcikers on your helmet gay, but doing charity rides
are very gay, especially if you "race" them. One of the biggest days on the
calendar for all the local "racers" (not Freds, but actual licensed racers)
is a charity ride where they attack one another and sprint at the end.
Then, for weeks afterwards, they talk about who was "going good" on the
ride.
Of course, if you take a personal interest in the specific charity and do
the ride to support the charity, thats not gay. That's Noble.
Ronde Champ
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Mr. Bloggs-
I will grant you your wish. From now on, I will use other words. Your
suggestions of "poof" and "arse bandit" are perfect.
Ronde Champ
How are you going to use 'poof' or 'arse-bandit' as adjectives? Those
words are quite obviously nouns ... and anyone who attempts to tries to
turn them into adjectives quite obviously has an obsession with his too
small penis.
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It's easier than you think. Here's a sentence that I previously used the
word "gay" in, but i'll now make substitutions:
Not only is leaving the stcikers on your helmet poofy, but doing charity
rides
makes you an arse-bandit, especially if you "race" them.
And I don't have a small penis to be obessed with.
Ronde Champ
> "Steven L. Sheffield" <ste...@veloworks.com> wrote in message
> news:98opj7$o1b$2...@slb2.atl.mindspring.net...
>
> > How are you going to use 'poof' or 'arse-bandit' as adjectives? Those
> > words are quite obviously nouns ... and anyone who attempts to tries to
> > turn them into adjectives quite obviously has an obsession with his too
> > small penis.
>
> It's easier than you think. Here's a sentence that I previously used the
> word "gay" in, but i'll now make substitutions:
>
> Not only is leaving the stcikers on your helmet poofy, but doing charity
> rides
> makes you an arse-bandit, especially if you "race" them.
>
> And I don't have a small penis to be obese with.
If you're that obese, you probably can't FIND your penis to be obsessed
with it.
Did I really type that?
Ronde Champ
> Less use of the word 'gay' in a derogatory sense please - I've done a fair
> bit of racing - in the UK - and have won the odd race but as a registered
> poof / arse-bandit would like to see people extending their vocabularies a
> little bit.
>
How's "faggy"? Is that cool with you?
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> Hey, those charity rides are races! I even got a medal for doing the century
> in six hours. What does it mean when it says metric in front of century?
That you need a coach!
> On Tue, 13 Mar 2001, Joe Bloggs wrote:
>
> > Less use of the word 'gay' in a derogatory sense please - I've done a fair
> > bit of racing - in the UK - and have won the odd race but as a registered
> > poof / arse-bandit would like to see people extending their vocabularies a
> > little bit.
> >
> How's "faggy"? Is that cool with you?
In the UK I think faggy means tired (fagged) or some reference to a
group of sticks (a fag).
my .02.
sir huskalot
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>One can not look gay. Gay is a sexual preference that can or should be
>invisible to the eye, in normal social situations. Gay is no different in
>this respect than a straight man that prefers cunnilingus to intercourse
>(sp?). Can you tell if a straight man eats it or prefers to penetrate it? I
>think not. The same way you can not tell if a man prefers other men or
>women. What you are thinking of that is noticeable is an effeminate or
>affected manner which is noticeable. Obviously not all gay men have this
>affected or effeminate behavior. I think it speaks well of a straight man if
>he eliminates these silly gay references in his speech. If you leave your
>number on after a race, you might look pretentious or neglectful (especially
>if you washed your jersey with the number still on it). Gay is definitely
>not the word which I would use to describe wearing a washed out crinkled
>number on your back.
Aw crap. I feel a Kunich coming on...
-Kevin Munday
Aw Kunich. I feel a crap coming on...
No, I washed it after ever use.
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I hope he has the courtesy to give you that reach-around that AVA has
been denying him.
Henry
>In <98s1b8$et4$1...@slb6.atl.mindspring.net> "Cathy Boland" <cboland...@mindspring.com> writes:
>
>
>>"Andrew Vernon Albright" <alb...@mail.med.upenn.edu> wrote in message
>>news:slrnfbtfluk9b2...@dolphin.upenn.edu...
>>> On Fri, 16 Mar 2001 00:44:06 GMT, Henry Chang <fre...@connectnet.com>
>>wrote:
>>> >
>>> >I like "turd-burglar" though, it's very descriptive.
>>>
>>> Maybe she doesn't like Chinese people with fake first names?
>
>>Kinda ironic that a person labeled "Vernon" is making fun of someone elses'
>>name...
>
>Rewrite that Bo as "someone else's name"
>Thanks.
>
>I love correcting people and love being corrected.
Ken ...... you *are* loosing it.
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>> On Tue, 13 Mar 2001, Joe Bloggs wrote:
>>
>> > Less use of the word 'gay' in a derogatory sense please - I've done a
>fair
>> > bit of racing - in the UK - and have won the odd race but as a registered
>> > poof / arse-bandit would like to see people extending their vocabularies
>a
>> > little bit.
>> >
>> How's "faggy"? Is that cool with you?
>
>In the UK I think faggy means tired (fagged) or some reference to a
>group of sticks (a fag).
>
>>
>>
A fag (short for faggot) is term for a gay guy in England.
As far as pieces of wood go the word is faggot, not fag. Being "fagged out"
means being tired. A fag is also a cancer stick.
Confused now?
Max.
>
> One thing I forgot to mention - I don't think this is a "troll" although,
> like "signal to noise" and "bandwidth", I'm not really sure what a "troll"
> means. Seems to be another one of those terms that computer geeks like to
> use that really have no use in the real world. Anyway, Andrew really did
> wear his race number this morning and he looked like a dork.
>
> Ronde Champ
> Trollin'
Bandwidth = a measurement of the amount of data one can up/dowload over a set
period of time... think of bandwidth as the surface area of the cross-section of
the data "pipe" from one network node to another. BTW, making fun of "computer
geeks" on the usenet is the virtual equivalent of walking through Harlem with
"White Power" tatooed on your forehead. I just wouldn't recommend it.
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The waiter came with the check, but since I was broke and near the end, I
set up a schedule of payments for my next lifetime.
Off in the corner, Andrew Albright couldn't take it anymore.
"I'm not a celebrity!" he screamed. "I'm not a celebrity! -- I'm just
someone who's most blatantly and obnoxiously risen a bit out of the shit.
"That's all!"
"Andrew Albright" <alb...@mail.med.upenn.edu> wrote in message
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> So I raced Sunday, washed my jersey, but left my number pinned on the
> jersey. This morning I did a training ride with the jersey with the
> number still on it. I was training with Ronde Champ, and he said I
> looked gay riding around with my number on still. I said that I thought
> it was ok to leave it on for a couple of days. Wednesday might be a
> little late, but as long as I took it off by the next weekend, I was
> ok. What do you guys think is the appropriate amount of time to leave a
> number on?
>
> Andrew Vernon Albright
>
And I thought you had the post-race procedures down cold. I am disappointed.
Me - I would take my number off before I leave the course. I don't want
anyone to be able to identify me as the fatass they passed at least once.
Regards -
ktl
Yea, 'cause I guess you'll come over here and beat up my computer.
Ronde Champ
Fearless
> "Clovis Lark" <cl...@steel.ucs.indiana.edu> wrote in message
> news:98qmjh$a7o$6...@flotsam.uits.indiana.edu...
>> Sorry, I didn't see the news item relating your loss. Is there anything
>> we can do to help? Modify the toilets? Anything?
> I'd respond to this if I knew what it meant.
Game, set, match...
> Ronde Champ
Sorry, I didn't see the news item relating your loss. Is there anything
we can do to help? Modify the toilets? Anything?
> Ronde Champ
I'd respond to this if I knew what it meant.
Ronde Champ
Just wondering ...
Regards -
ktl
> Less use of the word 'gay' in a derogatory sense please - I've done a fair
> bit of racing - in the UK - and have won the odd race but as a registered
> poof / arse-bandit would like to see people extending their vocabularies a
> little bit.
What, no "turd-burglar"?
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What about guys who smoke poles? chris
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Not generally, it's an Americanisation but it's understood when used
in that context.
>
>As far as pieces of wood go the word is faggot, not fag.
That's a new one on me. I thought a faggot was a lambs meat ball in a
sauce.
>Being "fagged out" means being tired.
Thats a new one too. Perhaps it comes from fatigued but I've never
heard of it. Shagged out is common and it means the same as knackered.
> A fag is also a cancer stick.
You've got that right.
Mark
>
>Confused now?
>
>Max.
>What about guys who smoke poles? chris
So, how did these eastern European guys creep into this?
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>In article <3aafe...@goliath2.newsfeeds.com>, "Joe Bloggs"
><ratarse...@xxx-news.to> wrote:
>
>> Less use of the word 'gay' in a derogatory sense please - I've done a fair
>> bit of racing - in the UK - and have won the odd race but as a registered
>> poof / arse-bandit would like to see people extending their vocabularies a
>> little bit.
>
>What, no "turd-burglar"?
>
>--
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This is the woman who kill-filed me for being vulgar and calling
people "dumbasses".
I like "turd-burglar" though, it's very descriptive.
Henry
It's no different. The thing is, like I pointed out in the "Why is STEVE
TAYLOR bothering me" thread, all you numbnuts get all hot and bothered about
that comment and couldn't see the forest through the trees. It was a joke
and it exploded into one of the longest threads on RBR in recent months.
'Cause you all have your heads up your collective asses.
Ronde Champ
Maybe she doesn't like Chinese people with fake first names? There's a lot
of racist and biggotted people around these days!
And this is different from winning a training ride in what way?
Ted
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>In article <3aafe...@goliath2.newsfeeds.com>, "Joe Bloggs"
><ratarse...@xxx-news.to> wrote:
>
>> Less use of the word 'gay' in a derogatory sense please - I've done a fair
>> bit of racing - in the UK - and have won the odd race but as a registered
>> poof / arse-bandit would like to see people extending their vocabularies a
>> little bit.
>
>What, no "turd-burglar"?
>
>--
Yikes Stella, go wash your hands after typing that.
Max.
>"Andrew Vernon Albright" <alb...@mail.med.upenn.edu> wrote in message
>news:slrnfbtfluk9b2...@dolphin.upenn.edu...
>> On Fri, 16 Mar 2001 00:44:06 GMT, Henry Chang <fre...@connectnet.com>
>wrote:
>> >
>> >I like "turd-burglar" though, it's very descriptive.
>>
>> Maybe she doesn't like Chinese people with fake first names?
>Kinda ironic that a person labeled "Vernon" is making fun of someone elses'
>name...
Rewrite that Bo as "someone else's name"
Thanks.
I love correcting people and love being corrected.
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"A photographic memory but with the lens cover glued on."
Kinda ironic that a person labeled "Vernon" is making fun of someone elses'
name...
>This morning I did a training ride with the jersey with the
>number still on it. I was training with Ronde Champ, and he said I
>looked gay riding around with my number on still. I said that I thought
>it was ok to leave it on for a couple of days.
Do you talk to yourself often?
Ryan Crissey
>Kinda ironic that a person labeled "Vernon" is making fun of someone elses'
>name...
Go slap him silly Cathy!
Max.
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"Ryan M. Crissey" <rmcr...@aol.comnojunk> wrote in message
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> >In the UK I think faggy means tired (fagged) or some reference to a
> >group of sticks (a fag).
>
> And in Ireland, don't they refer to cigarrettes?
>
> Ryan Crissey
and in L.A. "fag" would refer to "butt darts"
Dave
>One can not look gay.
<Snip>
Dude, Get over it. He didn't mean Gay as in sexuality. Just as it hasn't
always meant homosexual, it doesn't always mean that now. In this sense, AVA
was having a conversation with himself on how stupid he looked. Again, nothing
to do with sexuality. Just like when 2nd graders use the term "Gay".
> If you leave your
>number on after a race, you might look pretentious or neglectful (especially
>if you washed your jersey with the number still on it).
This is what he actually meant. But, instead of using a long sentence with
parenthasis in it, he used the word "Gay". Much more efficient, don't you
think.
>Gay is definitely
>not the word which I would use to describe wearing a washed out crinkled
>number on your back.
That is because the word obviously has too much meaning to you.
Ryan Crissey
> Frame numbers, on the other hand, have slightly different rules. It's
> acceptable to ride up until the Wednesday after a race with a frame
number.
>
> Ronde Champ
> Chairman, Rules Committee
>
>
>
The punctuation Nazi rears his ugly head again. Out of work again, Ken?
ronde champ wrote:
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