Usenet rabble rouser Tom Kunich was arrested for indecent
exposure today for allegedly exposing himself and achieving sexual
climax at a public screening of "Brokeback Mountain" early this
afternoon.
According to San Francisco Police Chief Heather Fong, "This is a
private matter between law enforcement and Mr. Kunich. We do not want
to make this affair more than it is. This is not a Paul Reubens type
situation."
"Brokeback Mountain", added Fong, "is a very emotional movie about the
love between two cowboys." Sometimes individuals express their
emotions in different ways."
Despite numerous attempts by reporters from the San Francisco
Chronicle,
Mr. Kunich could not be reached for comment.
>Usenet rabble rouser Tom Kunich was arrested for indecent
>exposure today for allegedly exposing himself and achieving sexual
>climax at a public screening of "Brokeback Mountain" early this
>afternoon.
Sorry to hear that you've lowered yourself this far, Tom. Sad, really sad. I
bet you wish your name was Eunuch.
>According to San Francisco Police Chief Heather Fong
Is she related to the porn star Heather Thong?
> Kurgan Gringioni says...
>
>>Usenet rabble rouser Tom Kunich was arrested for indecent
>>exposure today for allegedly exposing himself and achieving sexual
>>climax at a public screening of "Brokeback Mountain" early this
>>afternoon.
>
> Sorry to hear that you've lowered yourself this far, Tom. Sad, really sad. I
> bet you wish your name was Eunuch.
What do you mean so far? This is nothing new for him.
> With any luck Steve will post your address and I come down there and
> have a little talk with you Henry.
>
Don't forget to bring cookies and milk. Can't have a good talk without
cookies and milk.
--
Bill Asher
Gawldang, TK. Gringy was only a-pullin yore laig. No need gettin
yerself all riled up.
--Dusty
Man you wouldn't believe how many really good friends Henry has. Now, the
big question is: should I publish his address or not?
Yeah, he's so funny that now that I have his home address I might have to
send a letter to some friends in Escondido. The pictures of him ought to be
worth something on the internet.
ABSOLUTELY!!! It would be a lesson to all the anonymous a-holes who visit
RBR.
Not to mention that although it looked and acted like Henry, it could
have been a fake Henry.
I was hoping that Henry would show up at the San Francisco GP so I
could buy him a cup of good San Francisco coffee but now I don't
believe I ever want to hear about him again. There are certain limits
when sons of bitches are seen as sons of bitches.
www.whitepages.com
www.yellowbook.com
reference.AOL.com
www.switchboard.com/
www.WhitePagesNow.com
www.yellowpages.com/
Just to name a few.
"Goons for hire":
www.alternet.org/waroniraq/2002/11/000139.html
www.alternet.www.hiredgoons.dk//katrina/25858/
www.hiredgoons.dk/
George Bush references, and then a private concern; but travel
time/airfare, prohibitive. Oh, you said *friends*.
"Tom Kunich friends":
www.cyclingforums.com/showthread. php?goto=lastpost&t=197963
www.cyclingforums.com/showthread. php?goto=newpost&t=193172
Well, I wouldn't want to get sucked into anything involving c-forums.
Once the lights go out in the bunkhouse, we're all cowboys, Tom. The
"beefs" are outside or you can always go sleep with them. It's the
Cowboy Way (quoting):
The Cowboy Way
Being a Cowboy is doing the right thing; common
wisdom born of simple virtues and strong ideals.
Above all, it is a strict adherence to honesty even
when it is not in our best interests. It is having an
inherent sense of justice in a world where the cards
are often stacked against us. We try to hold
enough common sense to recognize the value of a
lost cause and the cost of lost values. Generally
speaking, we are quietly reserved in all things except
freedom, fresh air and Saturday night. We have a keen
eye for a good horse, a good gun, and a good Cowgirl.
(Cowgirls may insert the word Cowboy here.)[*]
Constant to friends, we are more so when friends need
us, less so when they don't. Familiar with hard
work we also know hard knocks and hard roads.
Often given to tears when lesser individuals would
display indifference; we are as well given to joy in a few
places others would only find disdain. We enjoy
plain living, not because we relish doing without,
but because we have discovered the treasures within.
And, finally, we have that elusive emotion called
courage which is, at worst, a badly directed sense of
conceit and, at best, it is the stuff
of which dreams are made. . . . (www.billpalmer.com)
[*]"Cowboys may insert cowboys here, also".
"Seasonal greetings extended". --D-y