Re: I was scammed last week at the airport.
Jim Macklin
scam and often they will claim you raped them and they are
underage and demand money. But you can't be robbed like
that unless you are a sucker looking for a freebie.
--
The people think the Constitution protects their rights;
But government sees it as an obstacle to be overcome.
some support
http://www.usdoj.gov/olc/secondamendment2.htm
See http://www.fija.org/ more about your rights and duties.
"Flyingmonk" <lao...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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| The latest scam in our area which is happening at the
airport.
|
| (Though this could spread elsewhere ??? )
|
| Two good looking 18 year old women come to your car as you
are parking
| it.
|
| One starts wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex,
the other
| comes to your window saying "Hi Honey!" while bending over
with her
| breasts almost coming out of her blouse.
|
| When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say no, and
beg you for
| a ride to a nearby shopping center. You agree and tell
them to sit in
| the back.
|
| On the way they start having sex in the back seat. Then
one of them
| jumps to the front seat and starts to perform oral sex on
you, while
| the other one steals your wallet.
|
| I was robbed last time I was in was at our airport on
Tuesday,
| Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, but I couldn't find them
Saturday or
| Sunday.
|
| Be very very careful.
| *****************************************
| The Monk
|
Morgans
"Jim Macklin" <p51mustang[threeX12]@xxxhotmail.calm> wrote in message
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> Send this story to Hustler or Playboy... BTW, it is an old
> scam
Jim, it was a yoke, son, a yoke. (in my best Yosemite Sam voice)
--
Jim in NC
Jim Macklin
Dragnet and Adam 12 years ago.
On the other hand, let me tell you one about the luckiest
groom in history.
This man in his mid-30s was engaged to a lovely 31 year old
woman. She was well off, with a high paid executive
position in television. Her family was nice, particularly
her 17 year old sister, who was a knockout.
Anyway, a few days before the wedding he was at the future
in-laws house helping to address invitations and such when
he realized that he was alone with the sister, everybody
else had left.
After a while the sister started to flirt with him and then
she said she'd had a crush on him ever since they met and
would he like one tumble before he got married and was off
the market.
Well, quicker than Al Bundy he was out of the chair and out
the door headed for his car. When he got outside, he found
the whole family, waiting. They cheered and clapped and the
dad said, "welcome to the family, son. You passed the
test."
The lucky groom thought to himself, "Good thing I kept my
condoms in the car!"
"Morgans" <jjsm...@cJhUaNrKter.net> wrote in message
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Flyingmonk
The Monk
Jim Macklin
Have you done a Google for "the most versatile word" ?
--
The people think the Constitution protects their rights;
But government sees it as an obstacle to be overcome.
some support
http://www.usdoj.gov/olc/secondamendment2.htm
See http://www.fija.org/ more about your rights and duties.
"Flyingmonk" <lao...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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Steven P. McNicoll
"Morgans" <jjsm...@cJhUaNrKter.net> wrote in message
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>
>
Try it with Foghorn Leghorn's voice.
Morgans
"Steven P. McNicoll" <ronca...@earthlink.net> wrote \\
>
> Try it with Foghorn Leghorn's voice.
<Chuckle> You can argue that one! Seems like you know cartoons better than
me!
--
Jim in NC
Flyingmonk
(Though this could spread elsewhere ??? )
Two good looking 18 year old women come to your car as you are parking
it.
One starts wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, the other
comes to your window saying "Hi Honey!" while bending over with her
breasts almost coming out of her blouse.
When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say no, and beg you for
a ride to a nearby shopping center. You agree and tell them to sit in
the back.
On the way they start having sex in the back seat. Then one of them
jumps to the front seat and starts to perform oral sex on you, while
the other one steals your wallet.
I was robbed last time I was in was at our airport on Tuesday,
Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, but I couldn't find them Saturday or
Sunday.
Be very very careful.
*****************************************
The Monk
________________________________________________________
Well folks, update to the story...
The girls were apprehended and the policemen made them re-enact the
event with me in my car so they can determine if indeed a crime had
really taken place. It took fifteen tries before they were convinced.
At one point the police chief requested to play my part, which I
abliged because, well frankly I was drained. :^)
Yes, I got my wallets back. Thank you all for your concerns.
The Monk
george
and kids today don't believe you when you tell them how hard it was to
be a pilot.
It's the same as us having had to walk 30 miles to school each day
uphill both ways getting up 2 hours before we went to bed in a puddle
in the middle of road lad. :-)
NW_PILOT
or money is in your flight bag locked in your trunk! You can keep your DL in
your pocket! So then there is no money to steal when dealing with ho's you
should be smart enough to out think them if not you where that sucker born
that day.
"Flyingmonk" <lao...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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NW_PILOT
"Flyingmonk" <Lao...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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Flyingmonk, Funny story but you know stuff like that happens! Except for the
apprehension Part we could only wish & dream. Here I am a few years back
when I was well a bit more wild & she offered to wash my windshield in a
strip club parking lot and tried to take my wallet but it was the empty one
hahaha! We ended up at some motel for a few days
http://www.warflying.net/girls/nwwho.jpg
Flyingmonk
Oh boy...
The Monk
NW_PILOT
Yep, Oh Boy! Yea how about these three this was an intersting night also!~
http://www.warflying.net/girls/backsw.jpg
Grumman-581
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> Yep, Oh Boy! Yea how about these three this was an intersting night also!~
> http://www.warflying.net/girls/backsw.jpg
http://tinypic.com/view/?pic=mr64wh
Flyingmonk
NW_PILOT
"Grumman-581" <grumman581@DIE-SPAMMER-SCUM@gmail.com> wrote in message
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Wasn't the subject about HO's?
Grumman-581
> Wasn't the subject about HO's?
She looked pretty High Output to me...
Blame it on Flyingmonk... He posted a URL to tinypic.com and I just clicked
on 'random' for the 'ell of it... Let's just say that I like their idea of
randomness...
NW_PILOT
Yea, I like a real pro when it comes to my ho's any way my wife has better
taste in her wemen then I do: ) and she can pick them up quicker also! But
back to the subject if your smart a ho will not rip you off!
Morgans
"NW_PILOT" <NW_PILOT@"(nospammeok)"Warflying.net> wrote
> Yea, I like a real pro when it comes to my ho's any way my wife has better
> taste in her wemen then I do: ) and she can pick them up quicker also! But
> back to the subject if your smart a ho will not rip you off!
You are a real piece of work. Once again, you have proven how low you can
go.
If you are involved in such activities, it isn't necessary to broadcast it
here. Too Much Information, you know?
If you are not, and just trying to make yourself look like the big man,
shame on you. It isn't working. I bet most of the people here think much
less of you now, if that is possible.
--
Jim in NC
Flyingmonk
An un-attractive woman walks into a shop with her two kids. The
shopkeeper asks "Are they twins"?
The woman says "No, he's 9 and she's 7.
"Why? Do you think they look alike?"
"No", he replies, "I just can't believe you got laid twice."
<now that's ugly!>
The Monk