Clippy makes it better

[Ken from Chicago]

Darryl Philbin learned the hard way the value of Clippy in making a resume
for an important job interview

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AJ8MKK5SE8

So too would others benefit for the sage wisdom of Clippy:
--You appear to be designing a lunar-sized space-based roving military
fortress, I can help you spot an overlooked flaw in the design specs.
--Seems like you're afraid of entering a romantic relationship with a fellow
city employee in defiance of a rule of the Pawnee city manger, I can help
you how hypocritical he's being by showing several emails he's written to
one a_pe...@aol.com.
--You appear to be threatening the wife and unborn child of a dothraki
warlord right in front of him and his fellow warlords, I can help you commit
a far less painful method of suicide.
--You appear to be the ordering tv shows that don't come close to your cable
network's theme, I can show you online far cheaper ways of trolling a
particular fanbase.
--Looks like you're half-heartedly remaking a highly beloved movie franchise
without any artistic insight, perspective but rather merely for money, I can
help you with that stomping all over the childhood memories of millions of
fans with merely a fan trailer.
--You look like you have a complex scheme to force a surgeon from a plane
crash on an uncharted isle to operate on you, I can help you by suggesting
you merely ask since most doctors 1) actually want help people given the
chance or 2) are so smug and megalomanical that they would eagerly jump at a
chance to demonstrate their skills and thus their superiority over mere
mortals.

See? This is only a few examples. I'm sure others could come up with more
demonstrating why elegance, efficiency and usefulness of Clippy.

-- Ken from Chicago

[Default User]

Ken from Chicago wrote:

> Darryl Philbin learned the hard way the value of Clippy in making a
> resume for an important job interview

> --Seems like you're afraid of entering a romantic

> relationship with a fellow city employee in defiance of a rule of the
> Pawnee city manger, I can help you how hypocritical he's being by
> showing several emails he's written to one a_pe...@aol.com.

I'll very pedantically point out that A. Perkins was not a city
employee at the time.

Brian
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