Valspeak.

[Adams Douglas]

...and here is valspeak.

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# Like, ya know, this is a shell archive. Remove anythin' before this line,
# man, then unpack it by savin' it in a file and typin' "sh file". (Files
# unpacked will be ya know, like, owned by you and have default permissions.)
#
# This archive contains:
# Makefile valspeak.l

echo x - Makefile
cat > "Makefile" << '//E*O*F Makefile//'

CFLAGS= -O

valspeak: valspeak.l
lex valspeak.l
cc $(CFLAGS) lex.yy.c -ll -o valspeak
//E*O*F Makefile//

echo x - valspeak.l
cat > "valspeak.l" << '//E*O*F valspeak.l//'

T [" .!?,"]*

%%

" bad" printf(" mean");
" big" printf(" bitchin'est");
" body" printf(" bod");
" bore" printf(" drag");
" car " printf(" rod ");
" dirty" printf(" grodie");
" filthy" printf(" grodie to thuh max");
" food" printf(" munchies");
" girl" printf(" chick");
" good" printf(" bitchin'");
" great" printf(" awesum");
" gross" printf(" grodie");
" guy" printf(" dude");
" her " printf(" that chick ");
" her." printf(" that chick.");
" him " printf(" that dude ");
" him." printf(" that dude.");
" can be " |
" can't be " |
" should have been " |
" shouldn't have been " |
" should be " |
" shouldn't be " |
" was " |
" wasn't " |
" will be " |
" won't be " |
" is " {
ECHO;
switch(rand() % 6)
{
case 0:
printf("like, ya know, "); break;
case 1:
printf(""); break;
case 2:
printf("like wow! "); break;
case 3:
printf("ya know, like, "); break;
case 4:
printf(""); break;
case 5:
printf(""); break;
}
}
" house" printf(" pad");
" interesting" printf(" cool");
" large" printf(" awesum");
" leave" printf(" blow");
" man " printf(" nerd ");
" maybe " {
switch(rand() % 6)
{
case 0:
printf(" if you're a Pisces "); break;
case 1:
printf(" if the moon is full "); break;
case 2:
printf(" if the vibes are right "); break;
case 3:
printf(" when you get the feeling "); break;
case 4:
printf(" maybe "); break;
case 5:
printf(" maybe "); break;
}
}
" meeting" printf(" party");
" movie" printf(" flick");
" music " printf(" tunes ");
" neat" printf(" keen");
" nice" printf(" class");
" no way" printf(" just no way");
" people" printf(" guys");
" really" printf(" totally");
" strange" printf(" freaky");
" the " printf(" thuh ");
" very" printf(" super");
" want" printf(" want");
" weird" printf(" far out");
" yes" printf(" fer shure");
"But " printf("Man, ");
"He " printf("That dude ");
"I like" printf("I can dig");
"No," printf("Like, no way,");
Sir printf("Man");
"She " printf("That fox ");
This printf("Like, ya know, this");
There printf("Like, there");
"We " printf("Us guys ");
"Yes," printf("Like,");
", " {
switch(rand() % 6)
{
case 0:
printf(", like, "); break;
case 1:
printf(", fer shure, "); break;
case 2:
printf(", like, wow, "); break;
case 3:
printf(", oh, baby, "); break;
case 4:
printf(", man, "); break;
case 5:
printf(", mostly, "); break;
}
}
! {
switch(rand() % 3)
{
case 0:
printf("! Gag me with a SPOOOOON!"); break;
case 1:
printf("! Gag me with a pitchfork!"); break;
case 2:
printf("! Oh, wow!");
}
}

ing printf("in'");
. ECHO;
%%

main()
{
srand(getpid());
yylex();
}
//E*O*F valspeak.l//

exit 0

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