more Real Programmer sayings

[csu-cs!silver]

Real Programmers cannot spell. (unfortunately, TRUE)
Real Programmers would rather compute than anything else.
Real Programmers prefer Teletype ASR33's to adm3a's.
Real Programmers STILL use card punches and card readers.
Real Programmers learned Fortran first and are not bilingual.
Real Programmers USE TERMINALS WITHOUT SHIFT KEYS.
Real Programmers started out as electrical engineers!
Real Programmers can read Usenet articles and still look like they're working.
Real Programmers are still Real People.