SMITHSONIAN DELIGHTED TO GET ED CONRAD'S BRAIN

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You can call Ed Conrad an assh*le, an ignorant prick
or even a freakin' retard but you can't say he's not a kind,
considerate and generous human bean.
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Ed, you SEE,, has just revealed that he'll donate his brain to the
Smithsonian.
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Yes, Ed says, he'll miss it but, as he said JFK once said, "Ask not
what your Scientific Establishment can do for you. Ask what YOU can do
for your Scientific Establishment."
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Here are some very nice pictures of one hemisphere of the petrified
brain that Ed will donate to the Smithsonian.
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Mind you, it's NOT Ed's own brain that he's donating. It's the one
that he discovered between anthracite veins that proves, beyond all
reasonable doubt, that man existed on earth some 280 million years ago
while coal was being formed.
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/HumanBrain.jpg
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"I'm sure going to miss it," Ed told Billo Reilly on "Countdown With
Bill O'Reilly" on Fox last night.
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This is a picture of the container that Ed's petrified brain probably
came in -- which was found nearby -- but he says he isn't ready to
part with it just yet.
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z11calv.jpg
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Wilton M. Krogman, the world-famous anatomist and author of the book,
"The Human Skeleton in Forensic Medicine,' is shown examining the bowl-
shaped container
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http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/cmon_files/krogwskull.jpg
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Yes, Sherlock Holmes, we're pretty sure you're saying, "Where's the
entire brain? You have only one hemisphere (about half its total
size)."
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That's correct, Shirley, but we're searching for the missing half
right now.
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It should be noted that millions of squirmin' vermin in science, who
are in the habit of stealing their weekly paychecks, have long
insisted that the brain and/or the container it came in are nothing
more than a rock and/or a concretion even though state-of-the-art
testing has revealed that these clowns are full of crap and wouldn't
recognize-- or accept -- truth if they tripped over it.
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Here are more fossils found between coal veins which members of the
Scientific Establishment, fearful of jeopardizing their vested
interests, insist are rocks or concretions.
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Or, as Ed Conrad's good friend Plato once told him:
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"We can forgive a child
who is afraid of the dark.
The real tragedy of life
is when men are afraid
of the light." -- Plato
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A FEW OF ED CONRAD'S FOSSILS THAT
HAVE "SCIENTISTS" SCARED SHOUTLESS
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< (A Little Bit of Repetition Here)
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< PETRIFIED HUMAN SKULL
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Wilton M. Krogman, who wrote the book "The Human Skeleton in
ForensicMedicine," identified this fossil as a petrified human
calvarium (a human skull with the eye-sockets broken off).
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http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/cmon_files/krogwskull.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com.com/pics/OldestHumanSkull.JPG
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Haversian canals -- the tell-tale sign of bone -- were documented as
existing in this specimen.
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"COME OVER HERE, DOCTOR.
I WANT YOU TO SEE THE OLDEST
HUMAN SKULL EVER FOUND."
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-- Wilton M. Krogman to a colleague
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PETRIFIED HUMAN FINGERS
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/FINGERSx.jpg
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PETRIFIED HUMAN FEMUR
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z8femur.jpg
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HUMAN SKULL EMBEDDED IN A BOULDER
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Photo shows the boulder after it was removed from between anthracite
veins at a depth of some 250 feet.
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http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/page3_files/body_data/skulla.jpg
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Photo reveals the dramatic similarity to the contour
of a human cranium.
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http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/page3_files/body_data/skullb.jpg
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American Medical Laboratories ALSO identified dried blood in granules
removed from the inner surface of what bears a distinct likeness to --
and IS -- a human cranium.
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In addition, more than a half-dozen key human fossils were tested by
American Medical Laboratories (AML), the most prestigious medical lab
in the world, which reported -- in writing -- that they contain dried
blood.
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Dr. Jeremy Dahl, one of the world's leading bone experts and former
longtime director of the Yerkes Regional Primate Research Center in
Atlanta, examined and tested one of Ed Conrad's specimens and -- in
writing -- identified it as a petrified fossil.
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< OTHER PETRIFIED REMAINS
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/newtibia.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/HumanJaw3.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/HumanBrain.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/GallBladder2.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics//z3dino.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/LargeTooth5.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Fetus6.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Fetuses2.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Scorpion.jpg
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< OTHER MIND-BOGGLING DISCOVERIES
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< WORLD'S OLDEST TOOL
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< EARS, JOHNNY!
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< TIME TO END THE MONKEY BUSINESS
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ED CONRAD
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It will be shown in an exhibit along with displays of the finest excrement
examples of dinosaurs and three-toed sloths.