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SEXWITHMOM

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Dec 25, 1998, 3:00:00 AM12/25/98
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Does anyone have a good source for buying lesbian supplies at wholesale?
Between the two of us, my bitch and I go through about a dozen dildos, a dozen
spiked hair cuts, two or three KD Lang CDs, several dozen tubes of KY Gel, a
pickup truck and about a hundred flannel shirts annually. Also, the piercings
are costing us a fortune!!

Is there a better source for buying these things?


Mr. Bill

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Dec 25, 1998, 3:00:00 AM12/25/98
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sexwi...@aol.com (SEXWITHMOM) wrote:

>Does anyone have a good source for buying lesbian supplies at wholesale?


I don't believe that your supplies should be any different than a normal
family....as I believe you are trying to be a normal family.

Watch for sales, buy with cash, waste nothing.

sh...@ecn.ab.ca

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Dec 25, 1998, 3:00:00 AM12/25/98
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SEXWITHMOM (sexwi...@aol.com) wrote:
: Does anyone have a good source for buying lesbian supplies at wholesale?
: Between the two of us, my bitch and I go through about a dozen dildos, a dozen

: spiked hair cuts, two or three KD Lang CDs, several dozen tubes of KY Gel, a
: pickup truck and about a hundred flannel shirts annually. Also, the piercings
: are costing us a fortune!!

: Is there a better source for buying these things?


ROFLMAO!!!
What about those crystals and Mother Earth t-shirts????


nancy g.

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Dec 25, 1998, 3:00:00 AM12/25/98
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SEXWITHMOM wrote:
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> Does anyone have a good source for buying lesbian supplies at wholesale?
> Between the two of us, my bitch and I go through about a dozen dildos, a dozen
> spiked hair cuts, two or three KD Lang CDs, several dozen tubes of KY Gel, a
> pickup truck and about a hundred flannel shirts annually. Also, the piercings
> are costing us a fortune!!
>
> Is there a better source for buying these things?


Why not just use some of that money you're saving by not
shaving your legs?

Rabbit

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Dec 25, 1998, 3:00:00 AM12/25/98
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SEXWITHMOM wrote:

> Does anyone have a good source for buying lesbian supplies at wholesale?
> Between the two of us, my bitch and I go through about a dozen dildos, a dozen
> spiked hair cuts, two or three KD Lang CDs, several dozen tubes of KY Gel, a
> pickup truck and about a hundred flannel shirts annually. Also, the piercings
> are costing us a fortune!!
>
> Is there a better source for buying these things?

You forgot the Birkenstocks.

Rabbit


Ann Mcmanus

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Dec 25, 1998, 3:00:00 AM12/25/98
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Rabbit <rab...@hotstar.net> wrote:
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>SEXWITHMOM wrote:
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Troll stuff snipped


>> Is there a better source for buying these things?
>
>You forgot the Birkenstocks.
>
>Rabbit
>

Watch it!

Ann


cli...@couponcentral.com

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Dec 25, 1998, 3:00:00 AM12/25/98
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In article <36832776....@news.myriad.net>, NoS...@For.Me.Today wrote:

> x-no-archive: yes
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> *PLONK*


>
> On 25 Dec 1998 01:16:17 GMT, sexwi...@aol.com (SEXWITHMOM) wrote:
>
> >Does anyone have a good source for buying lesbian supplies at wholesale?
> >Between the two of us, my bitch and I go through about a dozen dildos,
a dozen
> >spiked hair cuts, two or three KD Lang CDs, several dozen tubes of KY Gel, a
> >pickup truck and about a hundred flannel shirts annually. Also, the
piercings
> >are costing us a fortune!!
> >

> >Is there a better source for buying these things?

Shop around! Check out garage sales? Research! Buy used cd's. Do the
piercings yourself. Sometimes you can find trucks at auction or in your
local paper...


Lewis

Rune5

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Dec 25, 1998, 3:00:00 AM12/25/98
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Here, I'm not sure of the wholesale dildoes and what-not, but how about some
homemade KY?


Two quarts ben-gay
three bottles of tequila
one and half spray cans reddi-whip
six pints lemon juice

mix in blender, enjoy! (must be kept in refrigerator)

Ooha!

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Dec 25, 1998, 3:00:00 AM12/25/98
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Cheapest way is to never have the need to buy these. Go to your dear
surgeon and get him to remove the Clit! You will be rich and happy!
SEXWITHMOM wrote in message <19981224201617...@ng123.aol.com>...

Anon554860

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Dec 26, 1998, 3:00:00 AM12/26/98
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Also, buy a Dodge truck; it is the choice of lesbians world-wide!!!

BluesMa

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Dec 26, 1998, 3:00:00 AM12/26/98
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Anon554860 wrote:
Also, buy a Dodge truck; it is the choice of lesbians world-wide!!!
Wow!
I just bought a Dakota ~ and love it.
Do i have to give up men now?
D

Ann Mcmanus

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Dec 26, 1998, 3:00:00 AM12/26/98
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Another poster made ME choose between my Birks and men. Yes Ma, you too
must choose. (Go withthe truck, it's more reliable!

Ann, who is happy to see you here!


Rabbit

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Dec 26, 1998, 3:00:00 AM12/26/98
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BluesMa wrote:

 Anon554860 wrote:
Also, buy a Dodge truck; it is the choice of lesbians world-wide!!!
Wow!
I just bought a Dakota ~ and love it.
Do i have to give up men now?
D

Hey, I've got a Ram pickup!  I'll ditch my husband and meet you later ...

Rabbit

Ann Mcmanus

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Dec 26, 1998, 3:00:00 AM12/26/98
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Rabbit <rab...@hotstar.net> wrote:
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>Hey, I've got a Ram pickup! I'll ditch my husband and
>meet you later ...
>
>Rabbit
>
>

Hey, Rabbit,

Weren't you the Birk person?? Could you or Ma pick me up on the way by?

Ann


Anon554860

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Dec 26, 1998, 3:00:00 AM12/26/98
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> Also, buy a Dodge truck; it is the choice of lesbians world-wide!!!
>
>Wow!
>I just bought a Dakota ~ and love it.
>Do i have to give up men now?
>D

Yes. It is in the fine print in the contract from the Chrysler/Mercedes people
when you bought the truck - I believe page 2, paragraph 7 clearly states that
you must give up men - sorry.

The only exception, I believe, is if you agree to drive the truck only if you
wear flannel plaid red shirts, wrangler jeans, and corresponding red
suspenders.

Rabbit

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Dec 26, 1998, 3:00:00 AM12/26/98
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Ann Mcmanus wrote:

Sure thing! I just have to wait until my flannel shirt finishes drying.

Rabbit


Bev

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Dec 26, 1998, 3:00:00 AM12/26/98
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Anon554860 wrote:
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> > Also, buy a Dodge truck; it is the choice of lesbians world-wide!!!
>
> Wow!
> I just bought a Dakota ~ and love it.
> Do i have to give up men now?
> D

My husband and I own two Dodge trucks. How many lesbians do we have to
adopt? This is a SERIOUS question, as we may not have enough room in the
house to keep them. They might have to live in the...oh oh...we also have
a monsterhome with a Dodge engine...

--
Cheers,
Bev
************************************************
Horn broken. Watch for finger.


BluesMa

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Dec 26, 1998, 3:00:00 AM12/26/98
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Shit !
This is depressing news.
I look  worse in red flannel than Donald Duck in a wet suit.
An outfit like that would sort of rule out picking up civilized guys tho.

Ma

CheriWave4

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Dec 27, 1998, 3:00:00 AM12/27/98
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ROFLOL...
hey I would think you could pick up some Xena warrior Princess Dolls cheap at
after Christmas sales! LOL
Cheri
Virtual Paradise Freebies..Free Stuff and Samples
http://www.webquarry.com/~free4us/index.htm


ejh...@webtv.net

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Dec 27, 1998, 3:00:00 AM12/27/98
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Learn how to do your own peircings.
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Labels are great for jars not people.


Lisa Nicole Eastep

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Dec 28, 1998, 3:00:00 AM12/28/98
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ouch!


NIdPanhand

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Jan 5, 1999, 3:00:00 AM1/5/99
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Ever tryed recycled supplies.

Remember use, reuse and recycle

dharm...@my-dejanews.com

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Jan 6, 1999, 3:00:00 AM1/6/99
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In article <19981224201617...@ng123.aol.com>,

sexwi...@aol.com (SEXWITHMOM) wrote:
> Also, the piercings
> are costing us a fortune!!
>
> Is there a better source for buying these things?
>
>

I think you forgot the tattoos. All my lesbian friends have em...<g>
....and....what are you doing to go through 100 flannel shirts per year???

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manra...@my-dejanews.com

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Jan 8, 1999, 3:00:00 AM1/8/99
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>
> Shop around! Check out garage sales? Research! Buy used cd's. Do the
> piercings yourself. Sometimes you can find trucks at auction or in your
> local paper...
>
> Lewis

Self piercing, great idea. Just get a cork (from the bottle of wine your
gonna need) a clothespin, and big fat sewing needle. Clamp that clothes pin
on whatever your gonna pierce, till all the pain receptors have passed out,
use the cork for a backing, and just run yourself through with that sewing
needle. Now mind you, I've only tried this on earlobes, let me know how it
works out on navals, lips, nostrils and tits.

~Manray

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