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An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into mischief, finally asked him, "Jimmy,

"God should have used Michael and not Noah to save the animals. After all, isn't he the ark

[It is 8 am and 4F degrees with piles of snow. Who would retire to the frozen tundra of Wisconsin?

[I was writing a chapter in my book, with pages focused on Texas. I remember this old joke from long

Some years ago, a friend asked me to share some details about myself with a cute ABC format floating

GAMES TO PLAY AT MY BIRTHDAY PARTY 1. Sag, You're it 2. Pin the Toupee on the bald guy. 3. 20

I'm not grouchy, I just don't like traffic, waiting, crowds, children, or politicians. I'

I'm the life of the party . . . even when it lasts until 8 pm. I'm very good at opening

>>Life should not only be lived, but it should also be celebrated with cake >>Birthday

[Taken from the March 9, 2011—15 years ago today— Grif Net but still useable for us, Sometimes you

[First weekend of the month we send inspirational quotations to all] “Courage is grace under pressure

[Thanks again to Readers' Digest for the material in this fun look at Ironing, er Irony.] > In

Using irony shows the contrast between how things appear and how they really are. When a “thing” or “

[Words have meanings. Do you know these words?] Entropy isn't what it used to be. The difference

[Most of these questions are very difficult, so don't be discouraged if your answer is “no clue”

Did you hear about the guy in Paris who almost got away with stealing several classic paintings from

[This is the introduction to a good article on 'Mind and Body' by Dr. Stephanie Tyjeski who

A man was sitting relaxing in an airplane when another guy dropped into the seat beside him. This new

[Published on this date 25 years ago, these are the winners from a 2000 state-wide contest in high

[Published on this date 25 years ago, these are the winners from a 2000 state-wide contest in high

I've been reading Cicero's speech in Latin for ten minutes and wonder what he's talking

People often accuse me of stealing other's jokes and being a plagiarist. Their words — not mine…

Hello God, I called tonight To talk a little while. I need a friend who'll listen To my anxiety

“We hold these truths to be self-evident. All men and women are created by the, you know, you know

“Being president is like running a cemetery: You've got a lot of people under you and

“No man who ever held the office of president would congratulate a friend on obtaining it.” John

”There are few things in life harder to find and more important to keep than love. Well, love and a

[Not just on Presidents Day, but all week we will share quotations from our illustrious leaders.] ”If

Last week, I took my children to a nice family restaurant. My six-year-old son asked if he could say

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