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[This article was printed six months after the Muslim terrorist attack on Sept 11, 2001. Here on the

Former Grif.Net said “if someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it

Dust if you must . . . but wouldn't it be better To paint a picture, or write a letter? Bake a

Reprinted from Grif.Net 25 years ago ~ [Understand that comedian George Carlin has given us some of

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When a woman discovered that she was pregnant, her four-year-old son overheard his parents'

I asked God to take away my pride. God said "No". It is not for me to take away, but for

My grandpa went bald by age 50, but he still carried a comb in his pocket. Obviously, he just couldn

[This was the Grif.Net blog sent out the day before 9/11. Few cares then except getting old and

Ten Trivial Facts to Astound your Friends and Family 1. Mosquitos favorite color is blue. 2.

Here are 10 items/people that are from the past but now are known by totally different names. Enjoy

Herman Voss was a Christian song writer and organist. His work for “Singspiration Music” focused on

“Trust in the Lord with all your heart and lean not on your own understanding.” — Proverbs 3:5

“Under the Same Management for 2000 Years” “Honk If You Love Jesus. Text While Driving If You Want to

One day while looking around my old church, I saw a wooden plaque in the kitchen with a button. The

A little boy ran home from Sunday school and excitedly told his mother, "I learned God's

I tried to make up a joke about ghosts but I couldn't. It had plenty of spirit but no body. So I

A little boy didn't want to put a dime from his allowance into the offering plate. His mother

As Gandhi stepped aboard a train one day, one of his sandals slipped off and landed on the track. He

Moses wa wandering around in the wilderness and he found the burning bush. He looked closer and saw

LOL: Living On Lipitor BTW: Bring The Wheelchair IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On? LMDO: Laughing My

[Schools are starting this week and here are some questions and comments overheard at the Freshmen

For her 80 th birthday a woman decided to learn sky diving! After she attended instruction classes,

A Chinese man comes to Los Angeles for a holiday. He arrives at LAX and gets a cab to take him to his

The world turns upside down for each of us many times during life. As one ages (say 78, for instance)

Bob T. admitted “I got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallows, and nuts. It wasn't easy; it

A fellow stopped at a rural gas station and, after filling his tank, he paid the bill and bought a

It's weird being the same age as old people. I think senility is going to be an easy transition

Speaking of Yankees, one day the Devil challenged the Lord to a baseball game. Smiling the Lord