Three Bears fans were bemoaning the sorry state of their football team after watching their

God Knows Best by Helen Steiner Rice Our Father knows what's best for us, So why should we

What happens to a baseball player when he begins to lose his sight? He becomes an umpire. What do you

Do you know why snowmen get cold feet in bed? They sleep on sheets of ice. Do turkeys have good table

Here is a variety of fun family-friendly riddles to enjoy around the dinner table tonight. What's

Here is a variety of fun family-friendly riddles to enjoy around the dinner table tonight. What did

Every morning in Africa, a gazelle wakes up. It knows it must run faster than the fastest lion or it

It has come to my attention that some of you are using MY NAME as a "reference" or "

[Written Oct 1 1996 to my college students as the brand new grif.net blog had expanded to 36

[September celebrated the grif.net blog's 30 th anniversary. Here is one more old joke from 1996]

[As we celebrate 30 years of daily grif.net foolishness, here is another rerun from September 29 th ,

The grif.net blog entry below is a repeat from September 23 rd , 1996. This week we celebrate THIRTY

Well, we've attained a new “title” today. We are now great-grandparents to little Opal Lou.

> Your joints make the same noises as your coffee maker. > No one expects you to run—anywhere.

> Now that I've gotten older, everything's finally starting to click for me. My knees, my

PERKS OF BEING RETIRED > You sing along with elevator music. > Your eyes won't get much

PERKS OF BEING RETIRED > You can eat dinner at 4 PM > You can live without much sleep but not

PERKS OF BEING RETIRED > Kidnappers are not interested in you. > In a hostage situation you are

[This article was printed six months after the Muslim terrorist attack on Sept 11, 2001. Here on the

Former Grif.Net said “if someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it

Dust if you must . . . but wouldn't it be better To paint a picture, or write a letter? Bake a

Reprinted from Grif.Net 25 years ago ~ [Understand that comedian George Carlin has given us some of

[Apologies for slowing down the Grif.Net, but my illness is still taking a toll. Parkinson's

When a woman discovered that she was pregnant, her four-year-old son overheard his parents'

I asked God to take away my pride. God said "No". It is not for me to take away, but for

My grandpa went bald by age 50, but he still carried a comb in his pocket. Obviously, he just couldn

[This was the Grif.Net blog sent out the day before 9/11. Few cares then except getting old and

Ten Trivial Facts to Astound your Friends and Family 1. Mosquitos favorite color is blue. 2.

Here are 10 items/people that are from the past but now are known by totally different names. Enjoy

Herman Voss was a Christian song writer and organist. His work for “Singspiration Music” focused on