Endelig et felles EU-språk vedtatt!!!

[Trond Svendsen]

Here's an interesting development in European thinking:

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English
will be the official language of the European Union rather than German,
which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, the British
Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and
has accepted a 5-year phase-in plan that would become known as
"Euro-English".
In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will
make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in
favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one
less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year
when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words
like fotograf 20% shorter.
In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments
will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a
deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the
silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.
By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" wiz
"z" and "w" viz "v".
During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords containing
"ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl. Zer vil
be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech
oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
forst plas.

[Michael Laudahn eOpposition]

"Trond Svendsen" <tr...@easy.com> schrieb im Newsbeitrag
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Den er go'! >.)

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Proudly introducing the free speech concept to german/european politicians &
jurists. >.)

'Freedom of speech - use it or lose it.'

[Isachsen]

"Michael Laudahn eOpposition" <ch80...@yahoo.com.mx> skrev i melding
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Minner ikke så rent lite om den "utvikling" norsk sprog har gjennomgått
de siste hundre år for å bli mer i harmoni med "folkemålet". Vi er i
tvil om vi skal gratulere engelsken eller kondolere.

Skulle eksperimentet mislykkes, forslår vi at finsk eller islandsk
kommer inn isteden.

Isachsen

[Chrisjoy]

Men skjære deg, har du skjøpt skjylling og sølt skjære på sjolen din?
Og vi som skulle sjøre til sjino idag. Du får ta en skjylling av
sjolen i
duskjen så ikke kiten setter seg.