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kora...@gmail.com

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Jun 13, 2007, 4:07:43 AM6/13/07
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The German Wikipedia Stonkers page seems to be the only one of the
three which definitely doesn't have the "it's definitely not Stonkers"
gag. Maybe somebody should set this right?

It's definitely <http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stonkers>, in case
you're wondering.

Daniel Mandic

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Jun 13, 2007, 4:43:12 AM6/13/07
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kora...@gmail.com wrote:


Hi kora...@gmail.com!

Nar'

Maybe, 'Es ist sicher nicht Stonkers', or 'Es ist sicherlich nicht
Stonkers' and/oder 'Es ist bestimmt nicht Stonkers'.

Best regards,

Daniel Mandic

kora...@gmail.com

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Jun 13, 2007, 8:08:36 AM6/13/07
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On Jun 13, 9:43 am, "Daniel Mandic" <daniel_man...@aon.at> wrote:
> Maybe, 'Es ist sicher nicht Stonkers', or 'Es ist sicherlich nicht
> Stonkers' and/oder 'Es ist bestimmt nicht Stonkers'.

I myself don't know German, but according to the Babelfish "it's
definitely not Stonkers" is definitely "es ist definitiv nicht
Stonkers" in German. Of course, there's always the AYB factor -- I
remember using machine translation to translate sundry Christmas songs
to various languages and back, and "don we now our gay apparel" came
back as "we now put on our homosexual clothing"! :-)

Tayles

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Jun 13, 2007, 12:51:25 PM6/13/07
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Can anyone remember where this gag came from? It just always seems to
have been there...like Stone Henge. A quick search of CSS on Google
shows this as the first mention: http://tinyurl.com/2erv26 but it
doesn't tell us how became a catchphrase.

Russ

Necros

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Jun 13, 2007, 12:57:07 PM6/13/07
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spi...@freenet.co.uk

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Jun 13, 2007, 1:05:38 PM6/13/07
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Tayles <tay...@mailandnews.com> did eloquently scribble:

If that's the first occurrence I imagine the only way to trace the adoption
as a catchphrase is to follow it from that point to the present.
:)

I think it is a genuine pure css injoke, originating in the group.
The first "not stonkers" I could find was october 2001, the "it's definitely
not stonkers" might've sprung up from those threads.

Thought the joke was older than that.
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kora...@gmail.com

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Jun 13, 2007, 1:27:54 PM6/13/07
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On Jun 13, 5:51 pm, Tayles <tay...@mailandnews.com> wrote:
> Can anyone remember where this gag came from? It just always seems to
> have been there...like Stone Henge. A quick search of CSS on Google
> shows this as the first mention: http://tinyurl.com/2erv26but it

> doesn't tell us how became a catchphrase.

That's defi^W^W That isn't the first mention -- I've seen earlier.

Although a rumour that one of the megaliths at Stonehenge has been
found to bear a runic inscription which translates as "Nil Stonkeras
definitus est" are almost certainly bol^W not true[1].

[1] Which probably means that they'll feature in the next Dan Brown
book as "scrupulously-researched fact". :)

Chris Young

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Jun 13, 2007, 2:33:50 PM6/13/07
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On Wed, 13 Jun 2007 05:08:36 -0700 da kidz on comp.sys.sinclair were rappin'
to MC :

> On Jun 13, 9:43 am, "Daniel Mandic" <daniel_man...@aon.at> wrote:
> > Maybe, 'Es ist sicher nicht Stonkers', or 'Es ist sicherlich nicht
> > Stonkers' and/oder 'Es ist bestimmt nicht Stonkers'.
>
> I myself don't know German

Believe me, his German is far better than his English.[1]

Chris
[1] Read: I had half a clue what he was going on about.


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Daniel Mandic

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Jun 14, 2007, 11:37:46 AM6/14/07
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Chris Young wrote:

> [1] Read: I had half a clue what he was going on about.


It is so much variated composed written, so that even I, need moments
to fetch back all memories I brought/wrote into...

However, I don't know the 'It's definetely not Stonkers' gag. I just
wrote some technical explanation to other possible variations of the
'Sentence'.

Although, I would never translate for Wikipaedil.


Soooo, Mandic made his first Wikipedia blog (spelled hard-G, like a
Kay).
I didn't know it's so easy :-)

Best regards,

Daniel Mandic

Matt Rudge

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Jun 14, 2007, 11:51:19 AM6/14/07
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Daniel Mandic wibbled:

Mr. Callard! Calling Mr. Gavin Callard!

I am pleased to introduce you to Mr. Daniel Mandic.

:)

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spi...@freenet.co.uk

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Jun 14, 2007, 12:26:26 PM6/14/07
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Matt Rudge <h...@iol.ie> did eloquently scribble:

> Mr. Callard! Calling Mr. Gavin Callard!

> I am pleased to introduce you to Mr. Daniel Mandic.

> :)

Check out the other thread.... now THAT is mandic outdoing himself.
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Gavin Callard

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Jun 14, 2007, 3:07:38 PM6/14/07
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*Mr Callard wipes fizzy pop off his monitor having laughed it out of his
nose*

Brilliant. The Man (?) is a genius.*


*Or not.

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Ian Rawlings

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Jun 14, 2007, 3:14:25 PM6/14/07
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On 2007-06-14, Gavin Callard <gcal...@blueyonder.co.uk> wrote:

> *Mr Callard wipes fizzy pop off his monitor having laughed it out of his
> nose*

He's *still* being fairly lucid at the moment..

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Daniel Mandic

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Jun 14, 2007, 5:16:26 PM6/14/07
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Gavin Callard wrote:

> *Mr Callard wipes fizzy pop off his monitor having laughed it out of
> his nose*
>
> Brilliant. The Man (?) is a genius.*


Yeah. They (CSS) are palying great! Good vibes... nice towarding. Some
ppl here are extra class for mew (=meow...). Shaping over that number,
a person can see at once. Tough group.

Best regards,

Daniel Mandic

Ian Rawlings

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Jun 14, 2007, 5:45:18 PM6/14/07
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On 2007-06-14, Daniel Mandic <daniel...@aon.at> wrote:

> Yeah. They (CSS) are palying great! Good vibes... nice towarding. Some
> ppl here are extra class for mew (=meow...). Shaping over that number,
> a person can see at once. Tough group.

I might just have to print that one out..

spi...@freenet.co.uk

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Jun 14, 2007, 5:59:44 PM6/14/07
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Ian Rawlings <new...@tarcus.org.uk> did eloquently scribble:

> On 2007-06-14, Daniel Mandic <daniel...@aon.at> wrote:

>> Yeah. They (CSS) are palying great! Good vibes... nice towarding. Some
>> ppl here are extra class for mew (=meow...). Shaping over that number,
>> a person can see at once. Tough group.

> I might just have to print that one out..

You think having a hard copy might make it more easily decoded?
Or are you going to ponder it in bed in the hope of finding some meaning?

Ian Rawlings

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Jun 14, 2007, 6:01:42 PM6/14/07
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> You think having a hard copy might make it more easily decoded?
> Or are you going to ponder it in bed in the hope of finding some meaning?

Well, anything to take my mind off stretching my manservant!

Lister

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Jun 15, 2007, 10:07:04 AM6/15/07
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On Thu, 14 Jun 2007 22:45:18 +0100, Ian Rawlings
<new...@tarcus.org.uk> wrote:

>On 2007-06-14, Daniel Mandic <daniel...@aon.at> wrote:
>
>> Yeah. They (CSS) are palying great! Good vibes... nice towarding. Some
>> ppl here are extra class for mew (=meow...). Shaping over that number,
>> a person can see at once. Tough group.
>
>I might just have to print that one out..


Most people use a, erm, "top shelf" magazine, you know :)

Ian Rawlings

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Jun 15, 2007, 10:16:18 AM6/15/07
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On 2007-06-15, Lister <fa...@SPAMclara.net> wrote:

> Most people use a, erm, "top shelf" magazine, you know :)

What, "Electronics Today", "Military Machines", "Practical
Woodworking"? I think you must go to different shops than I do!

spi...@freenet.co.uk

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Jun 15, 2007, 10:29:03 AM6/15/07
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Ian Rawlings <new...@tarcus.org.uk> did eloquently scribble:
> On 2007-06-15, Lister <fa...@SPAMclara.net> wrote:

>> Most people use a, erm, "top shelf" magazine, you know :)

> What, "Electronics Today", "Military Machines", "Practical
> Woodworking"? I think you must go to different shops than I do!

Think he was thinking more along the lines of "guns and ammo" and
"survivalist".
:)
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Jun 15, 2007, 10:34:01 AM6/15/07
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spi...@freenet.co.uk wibbled:

> Ian Rawlings <new...@tarcus.org.uk> did eloquently scribble:
> > On 2007-06-15, Lister <fa...@SPAMclara.net> wrote:
>
> >> Most people use a, erm, "top shelf" magazine, you know :)
>
> > What, "Electronics Today", "Military Machines", "Practical
> > Woodworking"? I think you must go to different shops than I do!
>
> Think he was thinking more along the lines of "guns and ammo" and
> "survivalist".
> :)

Crash was always on the top shelf in my local newsagent. It shows how
times have changed.... when I went in the other day, it was Time and
National Geographic.

:)

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Duncan Snowden

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Jun 15, 2007, 1:33:28 PM6/15/07
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Matt Rudge wrote:

> Crash was always on the top shelf in my local newsagent. It shows how
> times have changed.... when I went in the other day, it was Time and
> National Geographic.
>
> :)

This is what is meant by the decline of civilization.

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Daniel Mandic

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Jun 15, 2007, 7:56:32 PM6/15/07
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Lister wrote:

> > I might just have to print that one out..
>
>
> Most people use a, erm, "top shelf" magazine, you know :)


Hi Lister!


No, I aren't.

It's all singular, believe me :-)


Although, I am Third, but never right on the second.

Daniel Mandic

Lister

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Jun 16, 2007, 10:54:54 AM6/16/07
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On 15 Jun 2007 23:56:32 GMT, "Daniel Mandic" <daniel...@aon.at>
wrote:


You're making no sense, as usual

diana.p...@googlemail.com

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Jul 11, 2007, 11:46:14 AM7/11/07
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Hello everybody,
As I've found out there are a lot of machines translation in the real-
time, but not all of the good ones
support Chinese. I hope that in this group I would be able to receive
suitable information about what I am interested in.
Regrads.

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