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Anna Banger

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Dec 24, 2010, 9:44:57 PM12/24/10
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Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, not a
freetard was stirring, not Liarmutt the louse.

The SPAM was queued up in the pipeline with glee in the hope that
some web hit$ Roy would soon see.

With Wendy at the whorehouse and [Homer] smoking grass, HPT had
just settled down for a nice piece of ass.

When out on the lawn George heard such a clatter, he got off his sister to
see what was the matter.

And what to his stoned-out eyes should appear,
but a shitty old sleigh and eight fucking reindeer.

(Obviously a Linux model sifted from the garbage bin)


With a dirty old man who was beating his dick,
George knew in a moment, it must be St. Nick.

(George Hostler is an ex'spurt in the area of dicks)


Nick flew 'cross the lawn and up the house wall,
he cried onward you bastards or it's off with your balls. (Hmm?)

Then down the chimney he came like a bat out of hell,
George knew at that moment, the fat fucker fell.

He filled all the stockings with pretzels and beer and a big rubber
dildo for Marti the queer.

And up again he went with a fart,
that son of a bitch blew the chimney apart.
He swore and cursed as he rode out of sight
Linux sucks dick,,,
and piss on you freetards
this cold xmas nite.

RonB

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Dec 24, 2010, 9:50:26 PM12/24/10
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On Fri, 24 Dec 2010 21:44:57 -0500, Anna Banger wrote:

> The SPAM was queued

Yep it sure was. Don't give up your day job (yeah, right). If your Mom
make it through the trash in your basement room, tell her Merry Christmas.

--
RonB
Registered Linux User #498581
CentOS 5.5 or VectorLinux Deluxe 6.0

Anna Banger

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Dec 24, 2010, 9:54:51 PM12/24/10
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On Sat, 25 Dec 2010 02:50:26 +0000 (UTC), RonB wrote:

> On Fri, 24 Dec 2010 21:44:57 -0500, Anna Banger wrote:
>
>> The SPAM was queued
>
> Yep it sure was. Don't give up your day job (yeah, right). If your Mom
> make it through the trash in your basement room, tell her Merry Christmas.

Wrong again.
You don't seem too bright.
Are you brain damaged?

Tattoo Vampire

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Dec 24, 2010, 10:37:39 PM12/24/10
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Anna Banger wrote:

> Twas

Pathetic nebbish.
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President and CEO, Trollus Amongus LLC

What's the difference between men and government bonds? Bonds mature.

Anna Banger

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Dec 24, 2010, 10:51:09 PM12/24/10
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On Fri, 24 Dec 2010 22:37:39 -0500, Tattoo Vampire wrote:

> Anna Banger wrote:
>
>> Twas
>
> Pathetic nebbish.

You're just upset because I didn't mention you.
Reason is, you are so boring you don't matter.

Steel

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Dec 24, 2010, 10:53:51 PM12/24/10
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