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Téa Smith

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Feb 18, 2002, 11:27:11 AM2/18/02
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All I can say is....

ROFL!!!

Two of the best episodes in a long time.

I love Butters...man that was funny

"its awful sticky..." seems to be a catch phrase?

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Fish!

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Feb 18, 2002, 3:31:47 PM2/18/02
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In article <3c7132a7$1...@news.wa.apana.org.au>, de...@blackhole.mushka.cx
says...

> "Téa Smith" <tea...@iinet.net.au> writes:
>
> >All I can say is....
>
> >ROFL!!!
>
> What, just ROFL? Not ROTFLMAO? ;-)

>
> >Two of the best episodes in a long time.
>
> In complete agreeance. The scene where the girls were shown childbirth,
> followed by their reactions - just hilarious.
>
> >I love Butters...man that was funny
>
> Trying to put on a condom, yes! Using the tip to pee in!
>
> His dad in the bath house, wrestling with a black guy. Not doing well,
> because the black guy had him pinned down for 15 minutes! ROFTLMAO!

>
> >"its awful sticky..." seems to be a catch phrase?
>
> By far the best two eps in a long time. :-)
>
> Regards,
>
> d.
>


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Sarch

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Feb 18, 2002, 4:27:16 PM2/18/02
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On Tue, 19 Feb 2002 00:27:11 +0800, "Téa Smith" <tea...@iinet.net.au> wrote:

>All I can say is....
>
>ROFL!!!
>
>Two of the best episodes in a long time.

Yup. They were also very odd. I have to admit the first episode was very
interesting in that the entire episode culminated into a mouthpiece for the
show's creators to criticise several high-profile people involved in very
publicised murders. But they way they did it had me in stitches, and I'm
sure it would've kept any lawsuits at bay.

>I love Butters...man that was funny

Oh yes definitely. Butters has been by far my favourite character on South
Park since his debut a couple of seasons ago. He's very cute and innocent,
and his naivity always cracks me up. And then there's his stuttering-like
southern accent, too.

Sarch

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Beechmere

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Feb 18, 2002, 6:43:43 PM2/18/02
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"T? Smith" <tea...@iinet.net.au> wrote in message news:<3c712ba8$0$26...@echo-01.iinet.net.au>...

> All I can say is....
>
> ROFL!!!
> Two of the best episodes in a long time.
> I love Butters...man that was funny
> "its awful sticky..." seems to be a catch phrase?

Normally, I let my 8-year-old daughter watch this show. She didn't see
the part where Butters is wandering round the club, but she walked
into the lounge when Butters' mum tried to kill him, so if was off to
bed at that point.

Excellent episode, and full marks for telling OJ and friends *exactly*
what everybody is not allowed to say in real life. Although the
defamation lawyers would probably run with this if asked to by their
infamous clients....

Téa Smith

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Feb 18, 2002, 6:45:09 PM2/18/02
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"Sarch" <a...@notreal.zip.com.au> wrote in message
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: On Tue, 19 Feb 2002 00:27:11 +0800, "Téa Smith" <tea...@iinet.net.au>

wrote:
:
: >All I can say is....
: >
: >ROFL!!!
: >
: >Two of the best episodes in a long time.
:
: Yup. They were also very odd. I have to admit the first episode was
very
: interesting in that the entire episode culminated into a mouthpiece
for the
: show's creators to criticise several high-profile people involved in
very
: publicised murders. But they way they did it had me in stitches, and
I'm
: sure it would've kept any lawsuits at bay.
:
: >I love Butters...man that was funny
:
: Oh yes definitely. Butters has been by far my favourite character on
South
: Park since his debut a couple of seasons ago. He's very cute and
innocent,
: and his naivity always cracks me up. And then there's his
stuttering-like
: southern accent, too.
:
Oh boy, I forgot the the thing with OJ et al at the end.

I was pissing myself -boy did they cross the line hehehe

Jack Verginner

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Feb 18, 2002, 6:59:02 PM2/18/02
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"T? Smith" <tea...@iinet.net.au> wrote in message news:<3c712ba8$0$26...@echo-01.iinet.net.au>...
> All I can say is....
>
> ROFL!!!
>
> Two of the best episodes in a long time.
>
> I love Butters...man that was funny
>
> "its awful sticky..." seems to be a catch phrase?

Boycott this american crap

Paul "Duggy" Duggan

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Feb 18, 2002, 7:23:08 PM2/18/02
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On 18 Feb 2002, Beechmere wrote:
>Normally, I let my 8-year-old daughter watch this show.

You... what?

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Feb 18, 2002, 7:24:33 PM2/18/02
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On 18 Feb 2002, Jack Verginner wrote:
>Boycott this american crap

Boycott shows we like. Yes. Indeed. What a great idea.

Fish!

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Feb 18, 2002, 7:26:23 PM2/18/02
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In article <f938975d.02021...@posting.google.com>,
jack_ve...@yahoo.com.au says...

Naah I'd rather just killfile you, dickhead.

Vash

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Feb 18, 2002, 8:33:41 PM2/18/02
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canadian aint it, o well

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Fishsticks

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Feb 18, 2002, 8:44:55 PM2/18/02
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> Normally, I let my 8-year-old daughter watch this show.

You are kidding right? I always feel sick to my stomach when I see little
children watching South Park (and other adult cartoons). From a certain age
they can take it, but I'd say mid teens would be the minumum. Too many
people figure if its animation, its fine for small children... well you get
what you deserve.


Fishsticks

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Feb 18, 2002, 8:47:12 PM2/18/02
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"Paul "Duggy" Duggan" <jc12...@jcu.edu.au> wrote in message
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> On 18 Feb 2002, Beechmere wrote:
> >Normally, I let my 8-year-old daughter watch this show.
>
> You... what?

Don't even ask what else his 8-year-old daughter is allowed to watch.
However going out on a limb, I'm sure there are parts in porno's the girl's
not allowed to watch.


AndrewR

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Feb 18, 2002, 11:48:45 PM2/18/02
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Yeah, I wonder if they sent their 8-yo to bed in that episode with
that 'bike' built by Garrison!?! That was so sick! LOL!|
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Beechmere

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Feb 19, 2002, 1:30:07 AM2/19/02
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"Paul \"Duggy\" Duggan" <jc12...@jcu.edu.au> wrote

> >Normally, I let my 8-year-old daughter watch this show.
>
> You... what?
>

Well, not recently....

The first season or two was fairly tame, and there wasn't anything too
distressing. My daughter thought it was funny seeing Kenny killed
every week.

Lately though, the show is becoming visually expilict, whereas before
it was just verbally explicit.

Mr Garrison's powered-unicycle episode was a little too much for a
child to see. The kids' teacher's name is also off-limits.

Brett O'Callaghan

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Feb 19, 2002, 1:29:48 AM2/19/02
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Fish! <Fish!@tanksville.com> wrote:

>jack_ve...@yahoo.com.au says...


>> Boycott this american crap
>Naah I'd rather just killfile you, dickhead.

You haven't already? What's taking you so long?


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Downtown

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Feb 19, 2002, 4:33:13 AM2/19/02
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>Two of the best episodes in a long time.

Definitely.

Mr Garrison was just plain wrong in the second episode. From his
putting on of the condom technique, to getting the kindergarteners to
name some of his unique positions. Did I hear, "Hot Carl", in there
as well?

>I love Butters...man that was funny

Yes, Butters is worthy of a spin-off series.


Downtown
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Chris Baird

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Feb 19, 2002, 9:24:28 AM2/19/02
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>> I love Butters...man that was funny

> Yes, Butters is worthy of a spin-off series.

I was actually expecting Butters to be killed off-- it would have been
in 'character' for the same season that gave us the "Cartman's Pubes"
episode..

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AndrewR

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Feb 19, 2002, 11:04:50 AM2/19/02
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On Tue, 19 Feb 2002 09:33:13 GMT,
clarenc...@hotmail.com.spamburger (Downtown) wrote:

>>Two of the best episodes in a long time.
>
>Definitely.
>
>Mr Garrison was just plain wrong in the second episode. From his
>putting on of the condom technique, to getting the kindergarteners to
>name some of his unique positions. Did I hear, "Hot Carl", in there
>as well?

ROTFLMFAO! That 'putting on the condom technique' by Garrison was SO
hilarious - sick yet so bloody funny! I think I'd only heard about 4
of those 'positions' LOL is "Glass bottomed boat" a real position!?!
;o)

>
>>I love Butters...man that was funny
>
>Yes, Butters is worthy of a spin-off series.
>
>
>Downtown
>"I'm just an ordinary guy with nothing to lose."
>

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Fish!

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Feb 19, 2002, 6:14:45 PM2/19/02
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In article <95s37uc1us33rhvvf...@4ax.com>,
bm...@dingoblue.net.au says...

> Fish! <Fish!@tanksville.com> wrote:
>
> >jack_ve...@yahoo.com.au says...
> >> Boycott this american crap
> >Naah I'd rather just killfile you, dickhead.
>
> You haven't already? What's taking you so long?
>
>
> Byeeeee.
>

http://www.wishville.co.uk/profanisaurus/h.htm

For a description of a HOT KARl.

what the HELL is a DONKEY PUNCH?

Fishsticks

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Feb 19, 2002, 9:30:51 PM2/19/02
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> Yeah, I wonder if they sent their 8-yo to bed in that episode with
> that 'bike' built by Garrison!?! That was so sick! LOL!|

Yes, but stupidly hilarious. South Park has somehow hit its stride just
when it stopted being cool and on everyone's TV shirts. Still a must see
for me.. I didnt' like it when it first started but its changed and
developted into something better.


dewatf

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Feb 20, 2002, 3:32:09 AM2/20/02
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On Tue, 19 Feb 2002 00:27:11 +0800, "Téa Smith" <tea...@iinet.net.au>
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>All I can say is....
>
>ROFL!!!

Yeah Series 5 has been great.

I think that was the end of S5.

dewatf.


Chris Mayer

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Feb 20, 2002, 4:36:34 AM2/20/02
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"Téa Smith" <tea...@iinet.net.au> wrote in message
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> All I can say is....
>
> ROFL!!!
>
> Two of the best episodes in a long time.

I just caught up on them, and I have to say thw whole season has been pretty
amazing. You know after the movie came out, it went a bit down hill, but its
resurection has been quite amazing. I certainly didn't expect it.

Anyone know why 'Proper Condom Use' was aired out of sequence with regards
to the US air order? Up until now I thought I had missed two episodes over
Christmas, thankfully I only missed 'Cartmanland'. Guess I better go to
Grokster for that one.


AndrewR

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Feb 20, 2002, 4:48:42 AM2/20/02
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Was it Timmy!?! :o)

AndrewR

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Feb 20, 2002, 4:49:47 AM2/20/02
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On Wed, 20 Feb 2002 10:14:45 +1100, Fish! <Fish!@tanksville.com>
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and what about a GLASS BOTTOMED BOAT!?! ;o) heh heh.

Is there a list of all of Garrison's class' positions? :o)

Downtown

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Feb 20, 2002, 4:52:52 AM2/20/02
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>Anyone know why 'Proper Condom Use' was aired out of sequence with regards
>to the US air order? Up until now I thought I had missed two episodes over
>Christmas, thankfully I only missed 'Cartmanland'. Guess I better go to
>Grokster for that one.

It was rated "MA", therefore it couldn't be shown in the 8:30pm
timeslot. I believe all other episodes have been" M".

Downtown

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Feb 20, 2002, 5:07:29 AM2/20/02
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>>what the HELL is a DONKEY PUNCH?

Try a search with google.
;)

>Is there a list of all of Garrison's class' positions? :o)

Missionary
Doggy
Pile-Driver
Filthy Sanchez
Hot Karl

...and during the credits;

"Okay children, so what other sexual positions have we talked about?
Yeah, the wrap-around butt grab. Sure, can't forget that. Uh huh,
reverse cowgirl. Good, Kevin. Hot Lunch, sure, she likes that.
Donkey Punch, uh huh. Glass-bottom boat. Good one, yes. Fish-eye.
Good, Jenny. Chili dog. Mm-hm."

Julian Buczek

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Feb 20, 2002, 6:31:13 AM2/20/02
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The Highland Goth wrote:
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> hey, does anyone know the title of the sex ed episode?

"Proper Condom Use"

Duggy

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Feb 21, 2002, 5:32:29 AM2/21/02
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gcan...@hcf.com.au (Beechmere) wrote in message news:<a79cda29.02021...@posting.google.com>...

> "Paul \"Duggy\" Duggan" <jc12...@jcu.edu.au> wrote
>
> > >Normally, I let my 8-year-old daughter watch this show.
> > You... what?
> Well, not recently....

> Lately though, the show is becoming visually expilict, whereas before


> it was just verbally explicit.

> Mr Garrison's powered-unicycle episode was a little too much for a
> child to see. The kids' teacher's name is also off-limits.

It's always been M or MA.

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Fish!

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Feb 21, 2002, 7:28:18 PM2/21/02
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In article <3c73748d...@news.iinet.net.au>,
clarenc...@hotmail.com.spamburger says...


Donkey Punch:
When anal sex is happening doggy style. The person in the back (aka the
"pitcher") , upon getting close to orgasm, loudly bellows out "Hee-Haw"
in the manner of a donkey, and punches the receiver in the back of the
head, hard enough to cause them to pass out. This causes all muscles to
involuntarily clench up, making it nice and tight for the puncher.


Chili Dog:
After removing penis from a particulalry excrement filled anus, rub it
between a pair of tits

HOT LUNCH
The result of defecating a tube of shit directly into a young girl's
mouth.


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Fish!

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Feb 21, 2002, 7:36:54 PM2/21/02
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In article <3c73748d...@news.iinet.net.au>,
clarenc...@hotmail.com.spamburger says...

Bugger it, just go here.

http://www.americanjackass.net/posts/article.php?a=29

Téa Smith

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Feb 21, 2002, 7:46:41 PM2/21/02
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*gag*

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Téa Smith

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Feb 22, 2002, 5:03:55 AM2/22/02
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"The Highland Goth" <c_kreskay@Your_Spam_Intentions.hotmail.com> wrote
in message news:3c760c40$0$18471$afc3...@news.optusnet.com.au...
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: "Téa Smith" <tea...@iinet.net.au> wrote in message
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:
: > :
: > : HOT LUNCH

: > : The result of defecating a tube of shit directly into a young
girl's
: > : mouth.
: > :
: > *gag*
: >
: > --
:
: erm, are you gaging on the description, or your HOT LUNCH?
:

i guess you'll never know ;)

*grin*

AndrewR

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Feb 22, 2002, 8:20:51 AM2/22/02
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On Fri, 22 Feb 2002 18:03:55 +0800, "Téa Smith" <tea...@iinet.net.au>
wrote:

>


>"The Highland Goth" <c_kreskay@Your_Spam_Intentions.hotmail.com> wrote
>in message news:3c760c40$0$18471$afc3...@news.optusnet.com.au...
>:
>: "Téa Smith" <tea...@iinet.net.au> wrote in message
>: news:3c759587$0$38...@echo-01.iinet.net.au...
>:
>: > :
>: > : HOT LUNCH
>: > : The result of defecating a tube of shit directly into a young
>girl's
>: > : mouth.
>: > :
>: > *gag*
>: >
>: > --
>:
>: erm, are you gaging on the description, or your HOT LUNCH?
>:
>
>i guess you'll never know ;)
>
>*grin*

What about the GLASS BOTTOM BOAT!?! LOL!

peebs

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Feb 22, 2002, 7:43:56 AM2/22/02
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Téa Smith <tea...@iinet.net.au> wrote:

> "The Highland Goth" <c_kreskay@Your_Spam_Intentions.hotmail.com> wrote
> in message news:3c760c40$0$18471$afc3...@news.optusnet.com.au...
> :

> : erm, are you gaging on the description, or your HOT LUNCH?


> :
>
> i guess you'll never know ;)
>

Pleeease.. don't make it the HOT LUNCH!

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AndrewR

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Feb 22, 2002, 8:42:23 AM2/22/02
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On Fri, 22 Feb 2002 11:36:54 +1100, Fish! <Fish!@tanksville.com>
wrote:

or here: http://www.americanjackass.net/coolstuff/sex/weird_sex.shtml

Its so sick, yet SO fucking HILARIOUS! Now I know what a glass-bottom
boat is... but I REALLY didn't want to know about a New York Taco or a
Tuna Melt was... Subway will never be the same ;o)

>
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Feb 23, 2002, 12:04:19 AM2/23/02
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On Fri, 22 Feb 2002, Téa Smith wrote:
>"Fish!" <Fish!@tanksville.com> wrote:
>: HOT LUNCH
>: The result of defecating a tube of shit directly into a young girl's
>: mouth.
>*gag*

That's the worst possible "that's gross" you could have used right there.

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Téa Smith

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"Paul "Duggy" Duggan" <jc12...@jcu.edu.au> wrote in message
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On Fri, 22 Feb 2002, Téa Smith wrote:
>"Fish!" <Fish!@tanksville.com> wrote:
>: HOT LUNCH
>: The result of defecating a tube of shit directly into a young girl's
>: mouth.
>*gag*

>That's the worst possible "that's gross" you could have used right
there.

It was deliberate :)

zaphy

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Feb 23, 2002, 7:58:56 AM2/23/02
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On Fri, 22 Feb 2002 13:42:23 GMT, s348712@student_SPAM_.uq.edu.au
(AndrewR) regurgitated:

>Its so sick, yet SO fucking HILARIOUS! Now I know what a glass-bottom
>boat is... but I REALLY didn't want to know about a New York Taco or a
>Tuna Melt was... Subway will never be the same ;o)

I like The Stranger, and Woody Woodpecker. LOL!

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Feb 23, 2002, 11:15:05 PM2/23/02
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"T? Smith" <tea...@iinet.net.au> wrote in message news:<3c7736e9$0$63...@echo-01.iinet.net.au>...

> "Paul "Duggy" Duggan" <jc12...@jcu.edu.au> wrote:
> >That's the worst possible "that's gross" you could have used right
> > there.
> It was deliberate :)

That's goo... errr... that fin... umm... if that's what you wanted...

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